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Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer puppies to an aspiring photographer DrSmashlove So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ainโ€™t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And yโ€™all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ainโ€™t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to yโ€™all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ainโ€™t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that Iโ€™m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and thatโ€™s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I canโ€™t go back to that place. Iโ€™m a new smash. U feel me? Iโ€™m in a different place. Iโ€™ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeniโ€™s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, yโ€™all get the point ๐Ÿค—. Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Chicago, Crush, and Memes: RTJ x Chicago Cubs (World Champs) - 1st Pitch today and now off to crush The stage lollapalooza. Chicago style pizza After that!!!!! LivingTheDeam

RTJ x Chicago Cubs (World Champs) - 1st Pitch today and now off to crush The stage lollapalooza. Chicago style pizza After that!!!!! LivingT...

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Ass, Baseball, and Be Like: When your pets are your life: 6 Now two of my favorite Lollapalooza-goers who stand out prominently against a sea of kiddos wearing their best $24.99 H+M music festival outfit are what I affectionately call OAMs (old ass men ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ˜‚). This one come in 2 varieties. The first one is The Hatfish. Low key he got a baby face. He might could be 43 but he easily pass for 27. And he wearing a Cubs cap low on his face with the extra curvy bill and he got nice brown hair peeking out the bottom of the cap. For all u know he mid 20s. But ladies if u yank the cap off, u gon see some David Copperfeel magic: young, attractive Fred with the baseball cap gon transform immeejally into Mr. Fred Stevenson, M.Ed., the middle school principal. Now u thinking to yourself: why don't homie just shave his head? Simple: nobody will ever touch his baseball cap ๐Ÿ˜‚. Homie might even keep it on during sex like he filming a p0rno. That's why I'm telling y'all if u want the full picture, take it off - or else u could wake up next to your principal thinking issa nightmare where u begging him not to give u detention and he think u role playing and wanna go another round (I know some of you freaks will like that in which case go head witchoe perverted ass! ๐Ÿ˜‚) Now the second OAM ain't hiding shit. He at the festival in a J Crew t shirt, straight leg jeans and Vans with a full head of silver hair. This MF look like a VP at yo company because he IS a VP at yo company ๐Ÿ˜‚. Homeboy took 4 days off and he prowling for a girl who need a daddy. And I ain't talkin "daddy" like in a sexy playful way nah he tryina be somebody FATHER. He tryina SUPPORT u and put u on the PAYROLL ๐Ÿ˜‚. He lookin for that girl whose papa wasn't around and she gon meet him and be like "he's old but he'll be my daddy ๐Ÿ˜š" like real, real deep emotional holes being filled RN. Anyway OAMs should be able to enjoy music like everyone else, I ain't mad unless they being predatory in which case: if u see something, SAY something. Lots of roofies getting dropped these next 4 days - u might could save a life - if u not comfortable snitching then at least talk to the girl - IT'S NOT COCK BLOCKING IF SHE AINT LUCID! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜
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Alive, Apparently, and Fail: Malia Obama Straight Up Kicked A Girl At Lollapalooza DAILY CALLER 9 hours ago Malia Obama Straight Up Kicked A Ginl At Lollapalooza Malia Obama kicked a (presumably) American citizen at Lollapalooza, and not only did the Secret Service fail to act, the kicked victim was happy about it. Bridget Truskey was minding her own business at the music festival, when the president's daughter kicked her. "It was awesome, Truskey tweeted, apparently dangerously unable to see past the stars in her eyes: I got (accidentally) kicked by Malia Obama today at Lollapalooza. No lie. Malia. Obama. It was awesome. #lollapalooza Bridget Truskey (@b_truskey) August 4, 2014 <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miraguey.tumblr.com/post/93854555264/fouronthefloor2-what-a-time-to-be-alive" target="_blank">miraguey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fouronthefloor2.tumblr.com/post/93849727032/what-a-time-to-be-alive" target="_blank">fouronthefloor2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what a time to be alive</p> </blockquote> <div><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/698e1a01eac607437f953429f2a40e93/tumblr_inline_n9tmw3QnQ41qggtbc.jpg"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/698e1a01eac607437f953429f2a40e93/tumblr_inline_p7iy48pAJw1r5b9dv_540.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/698e1a01eac607437f953429f2a40e93/tumblr_inline_n9tmw3QnQ41qggtbc.jpg"/></figure></div> </blockquote>

miraguey: fouronthefloor2: what a time to be alive

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