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ups-dogs:Captains “log”, stardate 2020:The starship U.P.S. Biscuitprise, on a 5 year mission to deliver packages and seek out doggo life in the vast darkness of the Newberg galaxy, has encountered a strange new life form.It appears to have some sort of cloaking technology that prevented it from showing up on our sensors. It is only just now visible on our screens, its presence betrayed by its glowing green eyes that have taken control of my ship and exerted a strange, hypnotic effect on my crew. It appears to be attempting to barter with us by offering a large chunk of worthless space debris in exchange for our entire supply of biscuits. All attempts to resist its alien, hypnotic influence have failed. Our deflector shields are down; our phasers have no effect; even Mr Spock’s Vulcan Scratchie Claw is of no use against its unearthly power. Mr Scott informs me that the warp engines can no longer take the strain of trying to escape, so we are left with no option but to surrender to its insatiable demands if we want to save the Biscuitprise from utter destruction. I will therefore be beaming a big box of Bones to this bewitching and beastly beggar, in the hopes that it will then release its hold upon us and spare my crew and my ship from its alien wrath!By Scott Hodges: ups-dogs:Captains “log”, stardate 2020:The starship U.P.S. Biscuitprise, on a 5 year mission to deliver packages and seek out doggo life in the vast darkness of the Newberg galaxy, has encountered a strange new life form.It appears to have some sort of cloaking technology that prevented it from showing up on our sensors. It is only just now visible on our screens, its presence betrayed by its glowing green eyes that have taken control of my ship and exerted a strange, hypnotic effect on my crew. It appears to be attempting to barter with us by offering a large chunk of worthless space debris in exchange for our entire supply of biscuits. All attempts to resist its alien, hypnotic influence have failed. Our deflector shields are down; our phasers have no effect; even Mr Spock’s Vulcan Scratchie Claw is of no use against its unearthly power. Mr Scott informs me that the warp engines can no longer take the strain of trying to escape, so we are left with no option but to surrender to its insatiable demands if we want to save the Biscuitprise from utter destruction. I will therefore be beaming a big box of Bones to this bewitching and beastly beggar, in the hopes that it will then release its hold upon us and spare my crew and my ship from its alien wrath!By Scott Hodges

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dirtyundertaleconfessionsblog: the-evil-anon1: pasta-corps: jacksepticeye-imagines: ishipallofthethings: galaxywarrioress1234: jennstarkid: About a week ago I posted this. I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including: and my personal favorite After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr. About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?” But I guess the lesson goes like this: DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN DON’T TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES EVER. This will always be number one on the list of things that aren’t okay Ho-ly shit. THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT I WANT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IN THE WORLD TO SEE IT Please people don’t send anon hate your just hurting yourselves… One of My online best friends was send anon hate like this.She was a sweetheart, talented, funny. And she was just a middle schooler. Not only was she being cyber bullied, she was being bullied at school and trapped with parents who didn’t support her and didn’t care. That anon. Pushed. My best friend. Over the edge.She took her own life around November 14th, 2013.I never sobbed so hard in my life because no matter the effort we put in to try and save her from the brink it was no use. I felt guilty for years because I couldn’t do anything more. I don’t even have closure, even after these years. Bottom line:Do.Not.Send.Anon.Hate. Not as a joke. Not if you are being serious. Never.There’s no reason.I don’t care. Do not do it.It’s not funny. Suicide and self harm is not funny, it’s not cute. : Anonymous said: Just go kill yourself Okay. dirtyundertaleconfessionsblog: the-evil-anon1: pasta-corps: jacksepticeye-imagines: ishipallofthethings: galaxywarrioress1234: jennstarkid: About a week ago I posted this. I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including: and my personal favorite After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr. About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?” But I guess the lesson goes like this: DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN DON’T TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES EVER. This will always be number one on the list of things that aren’t okay Ho-ly shit. THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT I WANT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IN THE WORLD TO SEE IT Please people don’t send anon hate your just hurting yourselves… One of My online best friends was send anon hate like this.She was a sweetheart, talented, funny. And she was just a middle schooler. Not only was she being cyber bullied, she was being bullied at school and trapped with parents who didn’t support her and didn’t care. That anon. Pushed. My best friend. Over the edge.She took her own life around November 14th, 2013.I never sobbed so hard in my life because no matter the effort we put in to try and save her from the brink it was no use. I felt guilty for years because I couldn’t do anything more. I don’t even have closure, even after these years. Bottom line:Do.Not.Send.Anon.Hate. Not as a joke. Not if you are being serious. Never.There’s no reason.I don’t care. Do not do it.It’s not funny. Suicide and self harm is not funny, it’s not cute.
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lenmccoy: this was on one of my university’s fb groups and i’ve been laughing for ten years : Looking to buy Verizon smart phone preferably Apple but I don't care what type newer is better of course but cheaper the better. Message me or comment thanks. Like · Comment Follow Post - Yesterday at 4:38pm via mobile I have a 5 that I need to unload Yesterday at 4:42pm - Like Unload ? How much you asking ? Yesterday at 4:43pm via mobile - Like |I recently got a 5C so I no longer need this one, only had it for a few weeks Yesterday at 4:47pm - Like whoops sorry its a 32GB and I was hoping for about 125 but I am willing to negotiate. I have no use for it so I just want it gone Yesterday at 5:00pm - Like |Ok l'l buy it . Yesterday at 5:27pm via mobile · Like | t's verizon right? Yesterday at 5:27pm via mobile - Like |Yes its Verizon (CDMA), the only defect is it has a few small scratches on the back. It was in an otterbox but somehow this happned. Here's a photo Thone Yesterday at 5:32pm - Like No worries I want it it's for my girl when can I buy it from you Yesterday at 5:33pm via mobile · Like I got cash right now Yesterday at 5:33pm via mobile Like I am down in PCB at the moment. I will get back late tonight. So maybe tomorrow morning or afternoon? Yesterday at 5:34pm - Like Ok tomarrow morning or tonight in a public place is fine .. Sooner the better. Yesterday at 5:36pm via mobile · Like I'm give you 125$ no negotiating Yesterday at 5:37pm via mobile · Like ?? Or mic ds on Publix on ... 9 am good? Or 10 am ? Yesterday at 5:44pm via mobile Like Ok great Yesterday at 5:45pm via mobile - Like See you there Yesterday at 5:45pm via mobile · Like Please have it charged Yesterday at 5:48pm via mobile · Like So I just had an accident.. the phone fell off the coffee table and hit the carpet.. however, the top of the screen cracked. It works fine, just cracked screen. I looked up how much to fix it and it seems like a 60 dollar job. I will adjust the price to 60S if your still interested. Sorry man Yesterday at 10:00pm - Like 1 |It's ok I'm still down to buy Yesterday at 10:39pm via mobile · Like 01 |Hey man, me again. I was reading online how to fix the screen they recommended putting it in a vice grip to work on it. I did but had a little accident. The phone got bent just a little bit but I assure you it still works. Purely cosmetic damage. Anyway here is a picture of the damage. I am such a klutz. Ill adjust the price to 30$. I think it can be bent back. Yesterday at 10:59pm - Like |Omg man , it work at a All now lol Yesterday at 11:01pm via mobile · Like | Lol ok 30$ tomarrow plz don't try fix it let me. Yesterday at 11:02pm via mobile - Like Ttyl Yesterday at 11:02pm via mobile · Like Apple iphone 4s Verizon unlocked for sale 23 hours ago Like |Well, I have some good news and bad news. So I thought I would heat it up a little bit, to work the metal and bend it back. Well, my welding torch got away form me a little bit and this happened... 16 hours ago - Edited - Like I The good news is that I got the bend out of it, but the bad news is the middle of the screen doesnt work. The home button works fine and you can still use the apps that are around the edges. Since I fixed the bend but broke the screen I will keep the price at 30.. See you in a bit! 16 hours ago · Like 01 |I'm ok man I don't want it now sorry. Thanks though 13 hours ago via mobile · Like I was gunna fix the screen give it as a gift but now I can't 13 hours ago via mobile · Like Well I tried charging it in my car and i guess the exposed battery caused a small fire in my car. But I did find a nice Belkin case for it. I will adjust the price to 40$ 12 hours ago · Like - 63 |Another pic 12 hours ago Like 02 I'm good no thanks 11 hours ago via mobile - Like lenmccoy: this was on one of my university’s fb groups and i’ve been laughing for ten years

lenmccoy: this was on one of my university’s fb groups and i’ve been laughing for ten years

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