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Bored, Facebook, and Fuck You: 88% 9:31 AM rainnecassidy If you're old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game. raggedyanndy proncus I have no idea what's going on here witchaj Back in the early aughts, when many mil- lenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules The Game are as follows: Everyone is ays playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, "I just lost The Game!" thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game's popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or midnight movie premieres, wearing t-shirts proclaiming You just lost The Game!" Once they were noticed, groans and shouts of "Fuck you!" could be heard for miles. These people rived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeli of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep m losing The Game for years at a time. The growth of social media has caused a minor resurgence, although without the satisfaction of real time auditory feedback when caus others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday whern we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game Source: rainnecassidy #101 #goshi remember this #but also Is this loss?
Be Like, Beautiful, and Crying: Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader. "Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader. Last line of the book "Please, don't close the book, I don't want to die oh my god I'd just like, keep the book open and tape it to a wall. I'm almost afraid to want it John Green, we're waiting So I guess this is it, isn't it? There are no more chapters, right? You said we were getting close and that was a while ago. I stared up into the sky, it was the same old sky there had always been, except for some rainclouds that hadn't been there a few minutes ago. It wasn't raining, but they were still floating up there grey and dismal. You begin to ask me something "Don't ask me how I know, I just do. Things just feel really final right now, like the downward slope is starting to level out Eventually... We'll hit the back cover, right? I sat down on a bench- had that been there a few minutes ago? It was hard to tell. Did you say yes? I think I heard you. Your voice keeps getting harder to hear Thunder rumbled, but. t wasn't like the thunder I'm used to. It sounded like you, and it sounded sad. From one of the clouds, a single drop of rain fell on the grainy wood of the bench. ".. You're crying, aren't you? I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I wishl could change this. I wish I could reach where you are Thunder rolled again, and behind it was a voice. Your voice Me? I'li be fine, I think. I don't know if this has ever happened before. I don't really know what happens when you...close the book. You ask me if I'm afraid And oddly, I'm not. "No, actually. Because... Whatever happens to me when you close the cover... You can always open the book up again, right? and that's when the answer hits me, the realization jolting me to stand again. That's it, isn't it? You can open it back up. The words won't change, but Fll still be here. You can meet me all over again, and I can meet you, and everything we have will come back. It's raining now, and the clouds have merged together, and in them, for the first time... I see you You are the most beautiful life person I have ever seen in my entire You're crying, but it's quiet, and maybe that was the sound of your tears hitting paper I realize that we don't have a lot of time. Listen-before it's all over-I want you to know that everything, all of this... Even being over, it was worth it. It was worth it to meet you, to get to know you. Even if when you close that cover and I disappear- it was all worth it. I love you. You love me too, I know it, I can feel it, just like for a moment I can feel what it would be like to hold your hand. There is a very long pause, and I realize you're prolonging what has to happen. "You can do it." For the first time, you have to be the hero. You have to close the book so we can keep going. And I believe in you. The sky gets darker, slowly, but then it gets light again, and your face is still up in those clouds. You open your mouth and for the first time I HEAR you, not just feel what you're saying or understand you in my own head, your voice comes through the pages in your world and into the reality of mine, and it reverberates and I can hear every little nuance, down to the hitch from you crying "Tll never forget you, you say. TIl come back soon The end SOMEONE DID AND NOW IM EMOTIONAL i would keep the book open and write extras saying that "NOPE WERE MARRIED. THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY LIFE STORY you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:Someone Heard About This Idea And Went For It

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