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Abc, Books, and Google: In real life: Gaiman and Pratchett did a radio interview when the book came out, and slowly realized that the interviewer wasn't aware that the book was fictional, and thought they were a couple of religious kooks writing about what they thought would be the real apocalypse. They spent the rest of it viciously trolling him. your memory.. I said 'What is it you need to know?'," begins Gaiman, wryly "He said 'Well, you remember we were on the Good Omens author tour in February 1990'... He said 'We were in New York and we went to that ABC affiliate radio station, and the interviewer had not actually read the book. So when we started telling him about Agnes Nutter.. we started explaining about this 17th century witch who all of her predictions were true... He did not realise this was fictional. We realised he had not read the book, and the engineers in the control room behind the glass panel who we could see and he could not, were lying on their backs kicking their legs against the walls. kyraneko: katy-133: mirrorfalls: katy-133: If anyone ever finds a copy of this 1990 New York radio interview for Good Omens’ book tour, please let me know immediately. Because it’s bound to be hilarious. The original source for this was a 1991 Locus interview with Gaiman. Stay tuned for more details… Oh my gosh. “He didn’t know enough to stop us” is the best sort of situation ever.

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Comfortable, Definitely, and Family: khadij-al-kubra: simplelittlepaperyanon: shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey: transrants: a-little-bi-furious: transrants: idopaint-themgreen: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: lgbtqblogs: Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia. Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month. As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate. The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent. ‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page. But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole. ‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said. Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013. holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses they are my heroes YOU GO GIRLS “Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage” that is amazing TRANS EXCELLENCE Okay but other reports state that Alina identifies as androgyne but feels more comfortable as a woman, it definitely is trans excellence but the label she uses is not reported correctly here. Thanks for the info! (This means it’s not only trans excellence but also NONBINARY EXCELLENCE YEAH!) Fucking amazing “Can I be woman?”  “No.”  “I am still man?”  “Yes.”  “I can has wife, then?” [Russian government sweats nervously] Ya gotta love loopholes!
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Beer, Craigslist, and Dad: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6 fflehoneubee.com To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father A minimum of 10 years grilling experience An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy, or Dave hydok: sothatjusthappened90: insanelycoolish: impuretale: drunp: this is peak Craigslist I want to know if they got answers.  I really wanna know how this turned out. Just so you guys know. cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

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Cute, Desperate, and Shower: bathtub cat strikes back librarian-secrets tothesummerday let me tell you about my cat She's quite pretty and cute (thats why she's called Bajadera ike the Croatian sweet cookie) and also quite old (about 11-13 cos she's a rescue cat and we are not sure how really old she is. She might be 20 P) So she loved spending time in our bathtub. That was her absolutely fav place even if bathtub was old and ugly and I hated it. This July we had a major bathroom renovation and the bathtub had to go. Now we have a very nice, shiny shower Bajadera doesn't like the shower (even if it's so cool!). But... she likes the new sink. My absolutely perfect, pretty, square sink chose myself She probably thinks we put it in the bathroom especially for her... You can just imagine how my absolutely perfect, pretty sink looks like after she eventually leaves it. Full of hair, bits of cat itter etc. We tried everything Putting water in it? Bajadera was so happy, she loves water and getting wet (and then everything else at home was wet) Putting some towels? She thought we gave her a new blanket I was getting desperate, because my absolutely perfect, pretty sink wasn't THAT perfect anymore (also now washing hands is quite an adventure, because when you remove the cat from the sink, the cat is back there before you turn around and assists you with your washing). So my mum said we should put something bigger in the sink Maybe a ball? We did it Then there was a 15 minutes drama Bajadera was walking around and complaining VERY LOUDLY What she thinks of us But then... then she decided she cannot be the selfish cat. And maybe the ball also loves the sink? And Bajadera decided to share ANY OTHER IDEA HOW CAN I GET MY SINK BACK AND DON'T HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS IN THE SHOWER????!!! Sorry The kitty has spoken. There are some battles you just can’t win.

There are some battles you just can’t win.

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Arthur, Beautiful, and Christmas: EXCLUSIVE: BBC show Sherlock set to film in Thornbury Sherlock Holmes, played by Benedict Cumberbatch, will be visiting sites including Thornbury Castle and the High Street during his investigations AN EPISODE of popular BBC show 'Sherlock' will be filmed partly in Thornbury, it has been announced today. The show, which stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman in the modern-day retelling of Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle's famous detective, will have scenes filmed in Thornbury Castle and on the High Street, as well as some of the more rural areas around the town. Despite being mostly set in London, and popular the world over, the show is no stranger to the region; with previous episodes having been filmed near Wotton-under-Edge and in Bristol's Arnos Vale Cemetery. Filming is set to begin in June, and is expected to last two weeks. A casting call for residents and local theatre groups to appear as extras is expected to be put in the next few months, although this is yet to be confirmed. The episode will follow on from the popular Christmas special, with Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson hunting for their nemesis Jim Moriarty, who it seems has returned from the grave A BBC spokesman said: "We are really happy to have the show return to the South West. "Thornbury is a beautiful town, full of heritage, and we are very excited about capturing that in filming. "Despite being a modern retelling, the show is based on British history, something Thornbury has plenty of. "We are looking forward to working with locals in the coming months to make sure we have produced the best show possible." welovethebeekeeper: queerjawn: sherlockbuddy: constancecream: constancecream: source UPDATE Okay, guys, that was not cool 😡😡😡 Oh please! That’s why I hate April’s Fool ;(( Fuck them tbh ;( Feel sorry for the folks of the town that were getting excited. But yeah, not good.
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