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collegehackable: cntnd: zarb: You guys, I looked into it and this is legitimate. According to Wikipedia, Nielsen has been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations people listened to. In the 1950s, they got into television ratings and now they’re measuring the popularity of stuff online. I can’t believe they’re gonna start paying me to watch youtube videos… I’m truly living in 3019 It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here GUYS… in 2019 we live in 3019 I usually scroll past these sorta posts, but I know a lot of broke college kids follow me and want someone to verify if this is real. After doing my homework, I learned that the Nielsen internet panel is undeniably real. (Source: TV Technology) If you’re worried about what data they collect, this is from Nielsen’s website: TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, how long you spend on those sites, etc. and they NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. Facebook already collects (and sells) your data. The difference is that Nielsen wants to pay you and they’re not sneaky about it. So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. Pro-Tip: to make the most money, you guys should join the panel on your computer AND your phone because you can earn more for multiple devices. Besides regular rewards, Nielsen gives away $10,000 cash each month. You could receive a thousand dollars in one month from the sweepstakes alone. If you keep Nielsen on your computer, you’ll be automatically entered into their monthly sweepstakes, so the app is a must-have on laptop or desktop. Two people win $1000 each month and four hundred people win cash prizes. Another reason to add multiple devices is that annually they will pay you $50 per mobile device you connect, so it pays to put Nielsen on all your devices, even that old phone in a drawer somewhere if it’ll turn on. Tablets work too, as do iPods and E-Readers. : did you know? There's an app that pays people to go online. Nielsen, the organization that does TV ratings, now measures the popularity of websites and online videos. To do that, they'll pay you just to 1.) Join the Nielsen panel at InternetPanel.org 2.) Get the free app on your phone/computer, 3.) Use the internet the same way you do now. It's that simple! Panel members receive cash and Amazon gift cards just to use the internet. nielsen PHOTO: INTERNETPANEL.ORG DID YOU KNOW? collegehackable: cntnd: zarb: You guys, I looked into it and this is legitimate. According to Wikipedia, Nielsen has been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations people listened to. In the 1950s, they got into television ratings and now they’re measuring the popularity of stuff online. I can’t believe they’re gonna start paying me to watch youtube videos… I’m truly living in 3019 It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here GUYS… in 2019 we live in 3019 I usually scroll past these sorta posts, but I know a lot of broke college kids follow me and want someone to verify if this is real. After doing my homework, I learned that the Nielsen internet panel is undeniably real. (Source: TV Technology) If you’re worried about what data they collect, this is from Nielsen’s website: TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, how long you spend on those sites, etc. and they NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. Facebook already collects (and sells) your data. The difference is that Nielsen wants to pay you and they’re not sneaky about it. So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. Pro-Tip: to make the most money, you guys should join the panel on your computer AND your phone because you can earn more for multiple devices. Besides regular rewards, Nielsen gives away $10,000 cash each month. You could receive a thousand dollars in one month from the sweepstakes alone. If you keep Nielsen on your computer, you’ll be automatically entered into their monthly sweepstakes, so the app is a must-have on laptop or desktop. Two people win $1000 each month and four hundred people win cash prizes. Another reason to add multiple devices is that annually they will pay you $50 per mobile device you connect, so it pays to put Nielsen on all your devices, even that old phone in a drawer somewhere if it’ll turn on. Tablets work too, as do iPods and E-Readers.

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xxdarthvaderofmiddle-earthxx: 16syd: inmyworlddaydreaming: youngbeautifuldamaged05: examinate: trailer-park-jesus: bithmst: moneypets: tranquilojoe: the-bloody-teapot-is-us: daily-spongebob: lazyproblems: SIGN ME TF UP GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob Is this actually real its legit, just got paid by them the other day THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE This shit my future job.. I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases. Reblog to save a bank account Lmao! so I tried this just to see how real it was and yuuuup! I got paid today 🙌🏼 Wouldn’t hurt to try Heads up! Apparently you have to do many surveys to get a decent amount of money. Not only this, but sometimes you will complete surveys and find by the end you cannot qualify for them and therefore waste X minutes for nothing. It’s still great for anybody who needs extra money, just be aware of these faults. If you make too much money from surveys you will have to fill out tax returns and whatnot, too.: did you know? On GreatestSurveys.com you can get paid to sit on your butt and do online surveys. The site is totally free to join, and they pay you through PayPal or Amazon Gift Cards. TIP: Be sure to confirm your email, they pay more per survey. xxdarthvaderofmiddle-earthxx: 16syd: inmyworlddaydreaming: youngbeautifuldamaged05: examinate: trailer-park-jesus: bithmst: moneypets: tranquilojoe: the-bloody-teapot-is-us: daily-spongebob: lazyproblems: SIGN ME TF UP GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob Is this actually real its legit, just got paid by them the other day THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE This shit my future job.. I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases. Reblog to save a bank account Lmao! so I tried this just to see how real it was and yuuuup! I got paid today 🙌🏼 Wouldn’t hurt to try Heads up! Apparently you have to do many surveys to get a decent amount of money. Not only this, but sometimes you will complete surveys and find by the end you cannot qualify for them and therefore waste X minutes for nothing. It’s still great for anybody who needs extra money, just be aware of these faults. If you make too much money from surveys you will have to fill out tax returns and whatnot, too.
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mayorowly: winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja) OMG YOU’RE RIGHT and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind! extremely lucky cat I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable. cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10 in case anyones interested in the other versions http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp. Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work. Give me some money moneycat 🐱 please please 🙏 : mayorowly: winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja) OMG YOU’RE RIGHT and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind! extremely lucky cat I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable. cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10 in case anyones interested in the other versions http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp. Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work. Give me some money moneycat 🐱 please please 🙏

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winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja) OMG YOU’RE RIGHT and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind! extremely lucky cat I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable. cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10 in case anyones interested in the other versions http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp. Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work. : winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja) OMG YOU’RE RIGHT and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind! extremely lucky cat I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable. cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10 in case anyones interested in the other versions http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp. Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

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The plan: You get 1 Billion dollarsbu You have to spend ALL of it in one weekend or lose irontargaryen *cracks neck* my time has come breelandwalker Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE Sink millions into paying off people's Kickstarters/ college loans/medical bills /mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money. Once you've got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks) Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around NOW THE FUN BEGINS You now have commendable credit anda shining public reputation. Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it's not like you need to "make" money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.) Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you Retire to your fully furnished home Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job And don't worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you'll be able to write off several millions' worth of charitable donations. punchbuggydragon Basically this goingtopshelf This is someone who paid attention in finance class Source: jxhn-mulaney 1,203,322 no....D The plan

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winjennster.tumblr.com/post/137271558514">winjennster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://m-muscle-chan.tumblr.com/post/135417973431">m-muscle-chan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allthenamesilikearetaken.tumblr.com/post/135301109594">allthenamesilikearetaken</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweet-cherry-fairy.tumblr.com/post/135300937014">sweet-cherry-fairy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladynorbert.tumblr.com/post/135300782609">ladynorbert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raisehelia.tumblr.com/post/131833295700">raisehelia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nonespark.tumblr.com/post/130119420323">nonespark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strikercorbie.tumblr.com/post/130046315238">strikercorbie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://g8dtier.tumblr.com/post/129924953012">g8dtier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avodaco.tumblr.com/post/127710083884">avodaco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me when i get my student loan</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Ftumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Fthis-is-the-only-money-cat-i-will-reblog-because-it%2527s-actually-doing-the-manekineko-pose&amp;t=YzE2N2RmMjQzNjEyODhjYThkM2ZhMDMzM2IyMWZiMzg0NmE5ZTk1NSw0ektnTEVVUg%3D%3D" class="tumblr_blog">#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose</a>151,646 notes (via <a href="http://tmblr.co/mazPrttlHsKm5kHhdhBmInA">lolwhutninja</a>)</p> <p>OMG YOU’RE RIGHT<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.<br/><br/>and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!</p> </blockquote> <p>extremely lucky cat</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.</p> </blockquote> <p>cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10</p> </blockquote> <p>in case anyones interested in the other versions</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="650" data-orig-width="520" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94feb8943bc1bbb6c2987b45045d22f6/tumblr_inline_nzfrqeP7du1re2vca_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e5071c2feb11403f8bb65e5ceec4cea/tumblr_inline_p7gft9JDad1r95ub3_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="650" data-orig-width="520" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94feb8943bc1bbb6c2987b45045d22f6/tumblr_inline_nzfrqeP7du1re2vca_540.png"/></figure><p><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.namaii.com%2Fmanekineko%2Fmaneki-neko-types.html&amp;t=ZWJhZTM3ZGJiYTE4YTBjOGI3YzhhNjk2NjA5OWQ2MDFiMDc5MzYxZiw0ektnTEVVUg%3D%3D">http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.</p> </blockquote> <p>Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.</p> </blockquote>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winjennster.tumblr.com/post/137271558514">winjennster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://m-muscle-chan.tumblr.com/post/135417973431">m-muscle-chan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allthenamesilikearetaken.tumblr.com/post/135301109594">allthenamesilikearetaken</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweet-cherry-fairy.tumblr.com/post/135300937014">sweet-cherry-fairy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladynorbert.tumblr.com/post/135300782609">ladynorbert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raisehelia.tumblr.com/post/131833295700">raisehelia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nonespark.tumblr.com/post/130119420323">nonespark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strikercorbie.tumblr.com/post/130046315238">strikercorbie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://g8dtier.tumblr.com/post/129924953012">g8dtier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avodaco.tumblr.com/post/127710083884">avodaco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me when i get my student loan</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Ftumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Fthis-is-the-only-money-cat-i-will-reblog-because-it%2527s-actually-doing-the-manekineko-pose&amp;t=YzE2N2RmMjQzNjEyODhjYThkM2ZhMDMzM2IyMWZiMzg0NmE5ZTk1NSw0ektnTEVVUg%3D%3D" class="tumblr_blog">#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose</a>151,646 notes (via <a href="http://tmblr.co/mazPrttlHsKm5kHhdhBmInA">lolwhutninja</a>)</p> <p>OMG YOU’RE RIGHT<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.<br/><br/>and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!</p> </blockquote> <p>extremely lucky cat</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.</p> </blockquote> <p>cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10</p> </blockquote> <p>in case anyones interested in the other versions</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="650" data-orig-width="520" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94feb8943bc1bbb6c2987b45045d22f6/tumblr_inline_nzfrqeP7du1re2vca_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e5071c2feb11403f8bb65e5ceec4cea/tumblr_inline_p7gft9JDad1r95ub3_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="650" data-orig-width="520" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94feb8943bc1bbb6c2987b45045d22f6/tumblr_inline_nzfrqeP7du1re2vca_540.png"/></figure><p><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.namaii.com%2Fmanekineko%2Fmaneki-neko-types.html&amp;t=ZWJhZTM3ZGJiYTE4YTBjOGI3YzhhNjk2NjA5OWQ2MDFiMDc5MzYxZiw0ektnTEVVUg%3D%3D">http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.</p> </blockquote> <p>Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.</p> </blockquote>

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nyctaeus: goingtopshelf: punchbuggydragon: breelandwalker: irontargaryen: *cracks neck* my time has come Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away. Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds. Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE. Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money. Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around. NOW THE FUN BEGINS. You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation. Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.) Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you. Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job. And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations. Basically this This is someone who paid attention in finance class.  : You get 1 Billion dollarsbu You have to spend ALL of it in one weekend or lose everything nyctaeus: goingtopshelf: punchbuggydragon: breelandwalker: irontargaryen: *cracks neck* my time has come Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away. Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds. Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE. Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money. Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around. NOW THE FUN BEGINS. You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation. Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.) Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you. Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job. And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations. Basically this This is someone who paid attention in finance class. 

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nyctaeus: goingtopshelf: punchbuggydragon: breelandwalker: irontargaryen: *cracks neck* my time has come Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away. Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds. Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE. Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money. Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around. NOW THE FUN BEGINS. You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation. Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.) Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you. Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job. And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations. Basically this This is someone who paid attention in finance class.  : You get 1 Billion dollarsbu You have to spend ALL of it in one weekend or lose everything nyctaeus: goingtopshelf: punchbuggydragon: breelandwalker: irontargaryen: *cracks neck* my time has come Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away. Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds. Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE. Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money. Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around. NOW THE FUN BEGINS. You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation. Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.) Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you. Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job. And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations. Basically this This is someone who paid attention in finance class. 

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