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Birthday, Children, and Crying: ERIDIEN darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn...

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Beef, Food, and Fucking: File 1294633091 ipg-(194 KB , 500x370, sb.jpg) Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)23:18 No.22502690 Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad? l take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. We serve food here, sir Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:12 No 22503859 File1294636361 png-(3 KB, 168x141, 1294129961401 png) Double Triple six patties Bossy all-beef patties Deluxe let's just assume that is has seaweed sea lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, ketchup, mustard, and pickles, like a regular Krabby Patty Raft on toast Animal-Style In-n-Out slang for a double burger with all condiments, extra special sauce, and grilled onions Extra Shingles extra toast/buns Shimmy and a Squeeze buttered toast/bun with mayo/special sauce Light Axel Grease = light butter Make it Cry (extra) onions Bum It grilled Let It Swim underwater version of To-Go So, to break it down, technically and purposefully overlapping the terms when used, we get: >a Krabby Patty with 12 grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings, extra gilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns to go Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:29 No .22504264 File1294637361 png-(3 KB, 184x172, 1293940964166.png) 222504138 Oh, shit, I skipped over 4x4. GODDOMMOT A double triple 4x4 should be either 2x3x4 24 OR (2x3)+4 = 10 depending on how you lay it out. I like to think that Bubble Bass is the kind of fish to order something with 24 patties on it. Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:35 No.22504413D File 1294637758 png-(3 KB, 223x176, 1294050309296.png) 22504264 Also, with it being a 4x4, it would have 4 extra slices of cheese as well. Animal style also techincally means that the patties are grilled in mustard. SO. >a Krabby Patty with 24 mustard-grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings place of buns 4 extra cheese slices, extra gilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in to go. That should be correct now. Animal style is not two patties, so far as I know. Anonymous 01/10/11(Mon)00:38 No.22504447 Hide 2222503859 You forgot the pickles. Кey THE BUBBLE BASS BURGER Patty Cheese Double Toast Triple 4x4 Everything Last Burger Double Animal Style Double Тпрlе 4х4 4x4 4x4 Extra Extra Animal Style 14 layers Animal Style 5layers Animal Style 27 layers Triple 3K -2 layers Animal Style 79 layers Shingles 86 layers 4x4 Double Shingles X+Xshingles layers 10 layers 2X 2 layers X X 14 SLICES OF LIGHTLY BUTTERED TOAST 24 SLICES OF CHEESE 24 LAYERS OF EVERYTHING, WITH DOUBLE SAUCE AND ONIONS 24 ALL BEEF PATTIES APROXIMATELY 48 PICKLES TO FORGET DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING LIVE FOREVER? WE SERVE FOOD HERE Sae THE HOME DEPOT 2l0 21 2l2 23 a4 25 2627 28 HOME OF THE FINEST PAINTS thetygre: “It worked.” “Now we are all sons of bitches…”
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