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Black, Black Lady, and Joy: Depressed me Black lady calling me honey" My joy is immeasurable and my day is saved

Black, Black Lady, and Joy: Depressed me
Black lady
calling me
honey"
My joy is immeasurable and my day is saved

Black, Black Lady, and Joy: Depressed me
Black lady
calling me
honey"
My joy is immeasurable and my day is saved

My joy is immeasurable and my day is saved

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Baseball, Boo, and Cute: Sammi Thursday 11:51 AM Gimme a topic and I'll come up with a witty pick up line for it Or it'll be terrible, but then you can send it to your friends and laugh about it Thursday 12:24 PM That will be perfect Ummmm cereal! Thursday 1:14 PM You must be a bowl of cheerios because you are making my heart feel better already Tuesday 9:44 AM Ah so it was terrible That was actually cute. Idk why I didn't reply Tuesday 1:00 PM Was it cause you didnt want to make awkward small talk after? BECAUSE WE CAN DO BIG TALK IF THATS YOUR THING Tuesday 10:44 PM WHY DO YOU HAVE THE CUTEST THINGS TO SAY BECAUSE CUTE PEOPLE BRING OUT THE CUTE THINGS IN ME Not gonna lie you're like my top tinder guy now. You're SO smooth Tuesday 11:02 PM I'd like to suggest limbo for a date. That way I can lower the bar and continue to exceed expectations Tuesday 11:57 PM How about a baseball game? You're making a lot of homeruns with your puns and you're a real catch. Also, yet haven't had a strikeout yet in my opinion Today 2.14 AM What about going bowling? I know we're avoiding strikes but we'll have to make an exception because you're a serious 10/10. I'd say an 11/10 for the ability to send one back my way but that'd break the scoring system Today 9:47 AM I don't mean to drive you batty with all of the date suggestions... but a haunted house may be better. The way you can come up with all of these is quite frightening. Also l'd rather be scared by the ghouls in the haunted house than being ghosted by you. Today 10:03 AM A haunted house with you would be a frighteningly good time. Fear not about ghosts, the only ghosting I intend to do is calling you "boo". Today 11:31 AM I'm dead hence why you're calling me "boo" Before you die, can I grab your number?? Today 1:44 PM :) Type a message... GIF Turning ghosting in my favor

Baseball, Boo, and Cute: Sammi
Thursday 11:51 AM
Gimme a topic and I'll come up with a
witty pick up line for it
Or it'll be terrible, but then you can send
it to your friends and laugh about it
Thursday 12:24 PM
That will be perfect
Ummmm cereal!
Thursday 1:14 PM
You must be a bowl of cheerios because
you are making my heart feel better
already
Tuesday 9:44 AM
Ah so it was terrible
That was actually cute. Idk why I didn't
reply
Tuesday 1:00 PM
Was it cause you didnt want to make
awkward small talk after?
BECAUSE WE CAN DO BIG TALK IF
THATS YOUR THING
Tuesday 10:44 PM
WHY DO YOU HAVE THE CUTEST
THINGS TO SAY
BECAUSE CUTE PEOPLE BRING OUT
THE CUTE THINGS IN ME
Not gonna lie you're like my top tinder
guy now. You're SO smooth
Tuesday 11:02 PM
I'd like to suggest limbo for a date. That
way I can lower the bar and continue to
exceed expectations
Tuesday 11:57 PM
How about a baseball game? You're
making a lot of homeruns with your
puns and you're a real catch. Also,
yet haven't had a strikeout yet in my
opinion
Today 2.14 AM
What about going bowling? I know we're
avoiding strikes but we'll have to make
an exception because you're a serious
10/10. I'd say an 11/10 for the ability to
send one back my way but that'd break
the scoring system
Today 9:47 AM
I don't mean to drive you batty with
all of the date suggestions... but a
haunted house may be better. The
way you can come up with all of these
is quite frightening. Also l'd rather be
scared by the ghouls in the haunted
house than being ghosted by you.
Today 10:03 AM
A haunted house with you would be a
frighteningly good time. Fear not about
ghosts, the only ghosting I intend to do
is calling you "boo".
Today 11:31 AM
I'm dead
hence why you're calling
me "boo"
Before you die, can I grab your
number??
Today 1:44 PM
:)
Type a message...
GIF
Turning ghosting in my favor

Baseball, Boo, and Cute: Sammi
Thursday 11:51 AM
Gimme a topic and I'll come up with a
witty pick up line for it
Or it'll be terrible, but then you can send
it to your friends and laugh about it
Thursday 12:24 PM
That will be perfect
Ummmm cereal!
Thursday 1:14 PM
You must be a bowl of cheerios because
you are making my heart feel better
already
Tuesday 9:44 AM
Ah so it was terrible
That was actually cute. Idk why I didn't
reply
Tuesday 1:00 PM
Was it cause you didnt want to make
awkward small talk after?
BECAUSE WE CAN DO BIG TALK IF
THATS YOUR THING
Tuesday 10:44 PM
WHY DO YOU HAVE THE CUTEST
THINGS TO SAY
BECAUSE CUTE PEOPLE BRING OUT
THE CUTE THINGS IN ME
Not gonna lie you're like my top tinder
guy now. You're SO smooth
Tuesday 11:02 PM
I'd like to suggest limbo for a date. That
way I can lower the bar and continue to
exceed expectations
Tuesday 11:57 PM
How about a baseball game? You're
making a lot of homeruns with your
puns and you're a real catch. Also,
yet haven't had a strikeout yet in my
opinion
Today 2.14 AM
What about going bowling? I know we're
avoiding strikes but we'll have to make
an exception because you're a serious
10/10. I'd say an 11/10 for the ability to
send one back my way but that'd break
the scoring system
Today 9:47 AM
I don't mean to drive you batty with
all of the date suggestions... but a
haunted house may be better. The
way you can come up with all of these
is quite frightening. Also l'd rather be
scared by the ghouls in the haunted
house than being ghosted by you.
Today 10:03 AM
A haunted house with you would be a
frighteningly good time. Fear not about
ghosts, the only ghosting I intend to do
is calling you "boo".
Today 11:31 AM
I'm dead
hence why you're calling
me "boo"
Before you die, can I grab your
number??
Today 1:44 PM
:)
Type a message...
GIF
Turning ghosting in my favor

Turning ghosting in my favor

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Sorry, Fat, and Mom: CALLING ME FAT IS NOTA INSULT I'M SORRY MY MOM BOUGHT GROCERIES AND NOT CRACK Props to this guy

Sorry, Fat, and Mom: CALLING ME FAT IS NOTA
INSULT
I'M SORRY MY MOM
BOUGHT GROCERIES AND
NOT CRACK
Props to this guy

Sorry, Fat, and Mom: CALLING ME FAT IS NOTA
INSULT
I'M SORRY MY MOM
BOUGHT GROCERIES AND
NOT CRACK
Props to this guy

Props to this guy

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Sorry, Fat, and Mom: CALLING ME FAT IS NOTA INSULT I'M SORRY MY MOM BOUGHT GROCERIES AND NOT CRACK Props to this guy

Sorry, Fat, and Mom: CALLING ME FAT IS NOTA
INSULT
I'M SORRY MY MOM
BOUGHT GROCERIES AND
NOT CRACK
Props to this guy

Sorry, Fat, and Mom: CALLING ME FAT IS NOTA
INSULT
I'M SORRY MY MOM
BOUGHT GROCERIES AND
NOT CRACK
Props to this guy

Props to this guy

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Iphone, Tinder, and Tits: claire. @ClawsKelly A guy wrote to me on Tinder calling me quite the catch cos like nachos and It's Aways Sunny, so I wrote back saying well if you're impressed by that you should see my tits and HE UNMATCHED ME. I literally have no idea what men want 19:13 10/3/19 Twitter for iPhone 481 Retweets 10.4K Likes Not mine!

Iphone, Tinder, and Tits: claire.
@ClawsKelly
A guy wrote to me on Tinder calling
me quite the catch cos like nachos
and It's Aways Sunny, so I wrote back
saying well if you're impressed by
that you should see my tits and HE
UNMATCHED ME. I literally have no
idea what men want
19:13 10/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
481 Retweets 10.4K Likes
Not mine!

Iphone, Tinder, and Tits: claire.
@ClawsKelly
A guy wrote to me on Tinder calling
me quite the catch cos like nachos
and It's Aways Sunny, so I wrote back
saying well if you're impressed by
that you should see my tits and HE
UNMATCHED ME. I literally have no
idea what men want
19:13 10/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
481 Retweets 10.4K Likes
Not mine!

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Dating, Marriage, and House: ScaredOfSocks 1h He tried calling me "dear" when we were dating. I jokingly told him "don't call me dear, I'm not your wife", he never did it again. Fast forward a few years, we get married and walking out of the court house he whispers in my ear "I can call you dear now". So now he calls me dear and I call him Moose. Reply 190 Wholesome Marriage

Dating, Marriage, and House: ScaredOfSocks 1h
He tried calling me "dear" when we were
dating. I jokingly told him "don't call me
dear, I'm not your wife", he never did it
again. Fast forward a few years, we get
married and walking out of the court
house he whispers in my ear "I can call
you dear now". So now he calls me dear
and I call him Moose.
Reply 190
Wholesome Marriage

Dating, Marriage, and House: ScaredOfSocks 1h
He tried calling me "dear" when we were
dating. I jokingly told him "don't call me
dear, I'm not your wife", he never did it
again. Fast forward a few years, we get
married and walking out of the court
house he whispers in my ear "I can call
you dear now". So now he calls me dear
and I call him Moose.
Reply 190
Wholesome Marriage

Wholesome Marriage

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Dumb, MeIRL, and Mom: My friend calling me dumb Me calling afriend's idea dumb Me calling their mom dumb meirl

Dumb, MeIRL, and Mom: My friend
calling me dumb
Me calling
afriend's
idea dumb
Me calling
their mom dumb
meirl

Dumb, MeIRL, and Mom: My friend
calling me dumb
Me calling
afriend's
idea dumb
Me calling
their mom dumb
meirl

meirl

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Anime, Cute, and Time: P-PLEASE STOP CALLING ME CUTE AND THE LIKE.. T-THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE SAID THAT TO ME. anime_irl

Anime, Cute, and Time: P-PLEASE
STOP CALLING
ME CUTE AND
THE LIKE..
T-THIS IS
THE FIRST TIME
SOMEONE SAID
THAT TO ME.
anime_irl

Anime, Cute, and Time: P-PLEASE
STOP CALLING
ME CUTE AND
THE LIKE..
T-THIS IS
THE FIRST TIME
SOMEONE SAID
THAT TO ME.
anime_irl

anime_irl

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Denny's, Target, and Tumblr: DENNYS 2:40 AM Incoming call ANSWER DECLINE dennys: sadboynate: @dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am 2 hang

Denny's, Target, and Tumblr: DENNYS
2:40 AM
Incoming call
ANSWER
DECLINE
dennys:
sadboynate:

@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am

2 hang

Denny's, Target, and Tumblr: DENNYS
2:40 AM
Incoming call
ANSWER
DECLINE
dennys:
sadboynate:

@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am

2 hang

dennys: sadboynate: @dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am 2 hang

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Crying, Dank, and Family: Claudinhal @claudiaesteves Guys...GUYSSSIneed to get my license ASAP,Iwas on the train back from stratford and this guy next to me got a phone call from his ex while my daughter was crying.... how can he say "I've told you stop calling me, I've got a family now, can you not hear my daughter crying" Wut.

Crying, Dank, and Family: Claudinhal
@claudiaesteves
Guys...GUYSSSIneed to get my
license ASAP,Iwas on the train back
from stratford and this guy next to me
got a phone call from his ex while my
daughter was crying.... how can he
say "I've told you stop calling me, I've
got a family now, can you not hear my
daughter crying"
Wut.

Crying, Dank, and Family: Claudinhal
@claudiaesteves
Guys...GUYSSSIneed to get my
license ASAP,Iwas on the train back
from stratford and this guy next to me
got a phone call from his ex while my
daughter was crying.... how can he
say "I've told you stop calling me, I've
got a family now, can you not hear my
daughter crying"
Wut.

Wut.

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Beautiful, Memes, and Wife: Me telling my wife she is beautiful My wife calling me handsome https://t.co/sNW0xHry3d

Beautiful, Memes, and Wife: Me telling my
wife she is
beautiful
My wife calling
me handsome
https://t.co/sNW0xHry3d

Beautiful, Memes, and Wife: Me telling my
wife she is
beautiful
My wife calling
me handsome
https://t.co/sNW0xHry3d

https://t.co/sNW0xHry3d

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Money, Ugly, and Women: A women called me ugly until she found how much money I make. Now she's calling me ugly and poor. me_irl

Money, Ugly, and Women: A women called me ugly until she found how much money I make.
Now she's calling me ugly and poor.
me_irl

Money, Ugly, and Women: A women called me ugly until she found how much money I make.
Now she's calling me ugly and poor.
me_irl

me_irl

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Dank, Memes, and Money: A women called me ugly until she found how much money I make. Now she's calling me ugly and poor. me_irl by EyeOfTheMemes MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Money: A women called me ugly until she found how much money I make.
Now she's calling me ugly and poor.
me_irl by EyeOfTheMemes
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Dank, Memes, and Money: A women called me ugly until she found how much money I make.
Now she's calling me ugly and poor.
me_irl by EyeOfTheMemes
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Beautiful, Love, and Wife: Me telling my wife she is beautiful My wife calling me handsome I love her and I can’t take compliments via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z84qHC

Beautiful, Love, and Wife: Me telling my
wife she is
beautiful
My wife calling
me handsome
I love her and I can’t take compliments via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z84qHC

Beautiful, Love, and Wife: Me telling my
wife she is
beautiful
My wife calling
me handsome
I love her and I can’t take compliments via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z84qHC

I love her and I can’t take compliments via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z84qHC

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Chat, Answer, and You: |"YoU dOn'T aNswEr" |Imao I know, stop calling me Send a chat Send a chat

Chat, Answer, and You: |"YoU dOn'T aNswEr"
|Imao I know, stop calling me
Send a chat
Send a chat

Chat, Answer, and You: |"YoU dOn'T aNswEr"
|Imao I know, stop calling me
Send a chat
Send a chat

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Google, Iphone, and Twitter: 0.J. Simpson @TheReal0J32 Please stop calling me O.Gay Simpson 8:05 AM 6/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 376 Retweets 1,963 Likes google @googleslidespr1.3d Replying to @TheReal 0J 32 what're you gonna do, kill my wife? t127 2 176

Google, Iphone, and Twitter: 0.J. Simpson
@TheReal0J32
Please stop calling me O.Gay Simpson
8:05 AM 6/23/19 Twitter for iPhone
376 Retweets 1,963 Likes
google @googleslidespr1.3d
Replying to @TheReal 0J 32
what're you gonna do, kill my wife?
t127
2
176

Google, Iphone, and Twitter: 0.J. Simpson
@TheReal0J32
Please stop calling me O.Gay Simpson
8:05 AM 6/23/19 Twitter for iPhone
376 Retweets 1,963 Likes
google @googleslidespr1.3d
Replying to @TheReal 0J 32
what're you gonna do, kill my wife?
t127
2
176

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Tumblr, Com, and You: charafaya.tumblr.com ELTOR You calling me a liar?

Tumblr, Com, and You: charafaya.tumblr.com
ELTOR
You calling me a liar?

Tumblr, Com, and You: charafaya.tumblr.com
ELTOR
You calling me a liar?

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Blackpeopletwitter, Child Support, and Crying: @claudiaesteves_ NINE Guys....GUYSSSIneed to get my license ASAP, I was on the train back from stratford and this guy next to got a phone call from his ex while my daughter was crying.... how can he say "I've told you stop calling me, l've got a family now, can you not hear my daughter crying" 4:09 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone 733 Retweets 2,209 Likes @claudiaesteves_ 8h Claudinha This guy even had the nerve to say, "daddy here don't cry now" 2 20 187 Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Child Support, and Crying: @claudiaesteves_
NINE
Guys....GUYSSSIneed to get my
license ASAP, I was on the train back
from stratford and this guy next to
got a phone call from his ex while my
daughter was crying.... how can he say
"I've told you stop calling me, l've got a
family now, can you not hear my
daughter crying"
4:09 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
733 Retweets 2,209 Likes
@claudiaesteves_ 8h
Claudinha
This guy even had the nerve to say,
"daddy here don't cry now"
2
20
187
Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Child Support, and Crying: @claudiaesteves_
NINE
Guys....GUYSSSIneed to get my
license ASAP, I was on the train back
from stratford and this guy next to
got a phone call from his ex while my
daughter was crying.... how can he say
"I've told you stop calling me, l've got a
family now, can you not hear my
daughter crying"
4:09 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
733 Retweets 2,209 Likes
@claudiaesteves_ 8h
Claudinha
This guy even had the nerve to say,
"daddy here don't cry now"
2
20
187
Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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Child Support, Crying, and Dank: @claudiaesteves_ NINE Guys....GUYSSSIneed to get my license ASAP, I was on the train back from stratford and this guy next to got a phone call from his ex while my daughter was crying.... how can he say "I've told you stop calling me, l've got a family now, can you not hear my daughter crying" 4:09 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone 733 Retweets 2,209 Likes @claudiaesteves_ 8h Claudinha This guy even had the nerve to say, "daddy here don't cry now" 2 20 187 Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear. by nevilop MORE MEMES

Child Support, Crying, and Dank: @claudiaesteves_
NINE
Guys....GUYSSSIneed to get my
license ASAP, I was on the train back
from stratford and this guy next to
got a phone call from his ex while my
daughter was crying.... how can he say
"I've told you stop calling me, l've got a
family now, can you not hear my
daughter crying"
4:09 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
733 Retweets 2,209 Likes
@claudiaesteves_ 8h
Claudinha
This guy even had the nerve to say,
"daddy here don't cry now"
2
20
187
Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear. by nevilop
MORE MEMES

Child Support, Crying, and Dank: @claudiaesteves_
NINE
Guys....GUYSSSIneed to get my
license ASAP, I was on the train back
from stratford and this guy next to
got a phone call from his ex while my
daughter was crying.... how can he say
"I've told you stop calling me, l've got a
family now, can you not hear my
daughter crying"
4:09 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
733 Retweets 2,209 Likes
@claudiaesteves_ 8h
Claudinha
This guy even had the nerve to say,
"daddy here don't cry now"
2
20
187
Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear. by nevilop
MORE MEMES

Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear. by nevilop MORE MEMES

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Child Support, Crying, and Family: @claudiaesteves_ NINE Guys....GUYSSSI need to get my license ASAP, I was on the train back from stratford and this guy next to got a phone call from his ex while my daughter was crying.... how can he say "I've told you stop calling me, I've got a family now, can you not hear my daughter crying" 4:09 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone 733 Retweets 2,209 Likes @claudiaesteves_ 8h Claudinha This guy even had the nerve to say, "daddy here don't cry now" NINE 2 2 20 187 Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear.

Child Support, Crying, and Family: @claudiaesteves_
NINE
Guys....GUYSSSI need to get my
license ASAP, I was on the train back
from stratford and this guy next to
got a phone call from his ex while my
daughter was crying.... how can he say
"I've told you stop calling me, I've got a
family now, can you not hear my
daughter crying"
4:09 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
733 Retweets 2,209 Likes
@claudiaesteves_ 8h
Claudinha
This guy even had the nerve to say,
"daddy here don't cry now"
NINE
2
2 20
187
Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear.

Child Support, Crying, and Family: @claudiaesteves_
NINE
Guys....GUYSSSI need to get my
license ASAP, I was on the train back
from stratford and this guy next to
got a phone call from his ex while my
daughter was crying.... how can he say
"I've told you stop calling me, I've got a
family now, can you not hear my
daughter crying"
4:09 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
733 Retweets 2,209 Likes
@claudiaesteves_ 8h
Claudinha
This guy even had the nerve to say,
"daddy here don't cry now"
NINE
2
2 20
187
Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear.

Should have told him that child support is due…..loud enough for his ex to hear.

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Today, Bold, and Asking: r Jessie YOU MATCHED WITH JESSIE ON 8/7/19 IS DADDY GONNA SPANK ME? Today 11:25 AM Are you calling me me to spank you daddy/asking Did I stutter Sent A bold move

Today, Bold, and Asking: r
Jessie
YOU MATCHED WITH JESSIE ON 8/7/19
IS DADDY GONNA
SPANK ME?
Today 11:25 AM
Are you calling me
me to spank you
daddy/asking
Did I stutter
Sent
A bold move

Today, Bold, and Asking: r
Jessie
YOU MATCHED WITH JESSIE ON 8/7/19
IS DADDY GONNA
SPANK ME?
Today 11:25 AM
Are you calling me
me to spank you
daddy/asking
Did I stutter
Sent
A bold move

A bold move

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Children, Pets, and Yes: Yes, I heard you calling me. Did you hear me ignoring you? Children, spouses, pets...

Children, Pets, and Yes: Yes, I heard you
calling me.
Did you hear me
ignoring you?
Children, spouses, pets...

Children, Pets, and Yes: Yes, I heard you
calling me.
Did you hear me
ignoring you?
Children, spouses, pets...

Children, spouses, pets...

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Be Like, Superhero, and Home: officialheinzdoofenshmirtz: i'd be a terrible superhero i'd be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like "i literally just sat down" Don’t ask me to be a superhero.

Be Like, Superhero, and Home: officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:
i'd be a terrible superhero i'd be at
home and see the signal calling me
in the sky and be like "i literally just
sat down"
Don’t ask me to be a superhero.

Be Like, Superhero, and Home: officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:
i'd be a terrible superhero i'd be at
home and see the signal calling me
in the sky and be like "i literally just
sat down"
Don’t ask me to be a superhero.

Don’t ask me to be a superhero.

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Time, Arent You, and Blacksmith: 1000 FRESHLY WHEW! FINALLY DONE! FORGED SWORDS! HEY! AREN'T YOU NOW THEY LL OLACK THE GIT FORCE PUSHER? HAVE TO START CALLING ME OLACK THE BLACKSMITH AND NOT THAT WAS ONE TIME! SWORDS CCLXVII SWORDSCOMIC.COM That’s all it takes.

Time, Arent You, and Blacksmith: 1000 FRESHLY
WHEW!
FINALLY
DONE!
FORGED SWORDS!
HEY! AREN'T YOU
NOW
THEY LL
OLACK THE
GIT FORCE PUSHER?
HAVE TO
START
CALLING ME
OLACK THE
BLACKSMITH
AND NOT
THAT
WAS
ONE
TIME!
SWORDS CCLXVII
SWORDSCOMIC.COM
That’s all it takes.

Time, Arent You, and Blacksmith: 1000 FRESHLY
WHEW!
FINALLY
DONE!
FORGED SWORDS!
HEY! AREN'T YOU
NOW
THEY LL
OLACK THE
GIT FORCE PUSHER?
HAVE TO
START
CALLING ME
OLACK THE
BLACKSMITH
AND NOT
THAT
WAS
ONE
TIME!
SWORDS CCLXVII
SWORDSCOMIC.COM
That’s all it takes.

That’s all it takes.

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Books, Dumb, and God: thoodleoo Follow being a historian on tumblr is such a uniquely bizarre experience. almost everyone will believe what you say as long as you write an all-caps rant starting with something like "LISTEN UP YOU DUMB FUCKSHITS" but god help you if you attempt to factcheck a single statement or disagree with someone else's opinion. it's like a conference on steroids except half of the academics have never even touched a database in their life. one time i got an ask calling me an idiot sjw because i said julius caesar, a guy who wrote seven whole books about his war crimes, was a war criminal. this place is an academic's hell and i love it #history #tagamemnon #like god it's like li 19,599 notes Tumblr Historians

Books, Dumb, and God: thoodleoo Follow
being a historian on tumblr is such a
uniquely bizarre experience. almost
everyone will believe what you say as long
as you write an all-caps rant starting with
something like "LISTEN UP YOU DUMB
FUCKSHITS" but god help you if you
attempt to factcheck a single statement or
disagree with someone else's opinion. it's
like a conference on steroids except half of
the academics have never even touched a
database in their life. one time i got an ask
calling me an idiot sjw because i said julius
caesar, a guy who wrote seven whole
books about his war crimes, was a war
criminal. this place is an academic's hell
and i love it
#history #tagamemnon #like god it's like li
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Books, Dumb, and God: thoodleoo Follow
being a historian on tumblr is such a
uniquely bizarre experience. almost
everyone will believe what you say as long
as you write an all-caps rant starting with
something like "LISTEN UP YOU DUMB
FUCKSHITS" but god help you if you
attempt to factcheck a single statement or
disagree with someone else's opinion. it's
like a conference on steroids except half of
the academics have never even touched a
database in their life. one time i got an ask
calling me an idiot sjw because i said julius
caesar, a guy who wrote seven whole
books about his war crimes, was a war
criminal. this place is an academic's hell
and i love it
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Friends, Reddit, and Karma: Me secretly joining Reddit today so i can surpass them in Karma My friends calling me a normie for not being on Reddit Me_irl

Friends, Reddit, and Karma: Me secretly
joining Reddit
today so i can
surpass them in
Karma
My friends calling
me a normie for
not being on
Reddit
Me_irl

Friends, Reddit, and Karma: Me secretly
joining Reddit
today so i can
surpass them in
Karma
My friends calling
me a normie for
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Phone, Work, and Heart: r/offmychest /carrotinthefridge 13h My boyfriend "walks" me home every night. I work late quite late into the night. Sometimes I don't get off till 2 or 3 in the morning. I live about a 5-6 minute walk from work, so I opt to just walk home each night. My boyfriend has been staying up, until I get off each day and calling me while I walk home, so that I feel safer. He calls me and I can hear the sleepiness in his voice and my heart just melts. only got home now, and it half past 3, he called me and he's already half asleep, but he's there, dozing off over the phone. T, Share 117 3.2k Wholesome boyfriend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2M0TeKS

Phone, Work, and Heart: r/offmychest
/carrotinthefridge 13h
My boyfriend "walks" me home every
night.
I work late quite late into the night. Sometimes I
don't get off till 2 or 3 in the morning. I live about
a 5-6 minute walk from work, so I opt to just walk
home each night. My boyfriend has been staying
up, until I get off each day and calling me while I
walk home, so that I feel safer. He calls me and I
can hear the sleepiness in his voice and my heart
just melts. only got home now, and it half past 3,
he called me and he's already half asleep, but
he's there, dozing off over the phone.
T, Share
117
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Phone, Work, and Heart: r/offmychest
/carrotinthefridge 13h
My boyfriend "walks" me home every
night.
I work late quite late into the night. Sometimes I
don't get off till 2 or 3 in the morning. I live about
a 5-6 minute walk from work, so I opt to just walk
home each night. My boyfriend has been staying
up, until I get off each day and calling me while I
walk home, so that I feel safer. He calls me and I
can hear the sleepiness in his voice and my heart
just melts. only got home now, and it half past 3,
he called me and he's already half asleep, but
he's there, dozing off over the phone.
T, Share
117
3.2k
Wholesome boyfriend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2M0TeKS

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Time, Arent You, and Blacksmith: 1000 FRESHLY WHEW! FORGED SWORDS! FINALLY DONE! HEY! AREN'T YOu NOW THEY LL HAVE TO START CALLING ME OLACK THE BLACKSMITH AND NOT OLACK THE ORPHAN EATER? THAT WAS ONE TIME! SWORDS CCLXVII SWORDSCOMIC.COM Swords ~ Olack the Blacksmi-

Time, Arent You, and Blacksmith: 1000 FRESHLY
WHEW!
FORGED SWORDS!
FINALLY
DONE!
HEY! AREN'T YOu
NOW
THEY LL
HAVE TO
START
CALLING ME
OLACK THE
BLACKSMITH
AND NOT
OLACK THE
ORPHAN EATER?
THAT
WAS
ONE
TIME!
SWORDS CCLXVII
SWORDSCOMIC.COM
Swords ~ Olack the Blacksmi-

Time, Arent You, and Blacksmith: 1000 FRESHLY
WHEW!
FORGED SWORDS!
FINALLY
DONE!
HEY! AREN'T YOu
NOW
THEY LL
HAVE TO
START
CALLING ME
OLACK THE
BLACKSMITH
AND NOT
OLACK THE
ORPHAN EATER?
THAT
WAS
ONE
TIME!
SWORDS CCLXVII
SWORDSCOMIC.COM
Swords ~ Olack the Blacksmi-

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Anime, Dank, and Memes: My mental health My Mum calling me handsome Memes Anime Chocolate pudding meirl by wardsus MORE MEMES

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meirl

Anime, Memes, and Chocolate: My mental health
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Dad, Facebook, and Fucking: Julia @ghoulia Follow a guy on my facebook posted something slightly stupid & his mom went OFFFFFFFFF What it takes to be an attractive... Man Woman -be ripped -have stable job -be ripped -have money -be clean dress well -smell good -be dad material -pay for dates -be confident -have nice hair -Dont be too fat Meninist on Tuesday welp I am so ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW TAKE THIS DOWN. This is going to be a conversation. You think this is true? You are selfish enough and diluted enough to believe this garbage? 3 hours ago . Unlike-山1 . Reply By these standards SON I guess I'm unattractive and don't to a fucking thing for you! Oh you and I have a goddamn lunch date. 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply I wouldn't worry about any other girls response here. Mine should enlighten you. And I've screen shot this for our further viewing pleasure and future learning tool. 3 hours ago . Unlike . 1 . Reply I'm so glad I screen shot this very every girl you ever try to bring home. For your wedding day...this...this will be brought up FOREVER. 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Yup. what mood 3 hours ago Like Reply look has set I'm sure your future pregnant wife will feel.your love when YPU MAKE HER UNATTRACTIVE through pregnancy. You twit. Open mouth allow shit to fal out. Anyone who liked this better unlik it like real fast. How do you like being single forever because your a DOUCHE CANOE? 3 hours ago Unlike 2 Reply Oh don't like me spamming your wall? Don't post horse shit calling me unattractive! Like f I'm not going to defend myself! 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Simlle More Your proctologist called he found your head 2 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Smile More Write a comment... OS dr-gloom: neshtasplace: author-trash: inquisitorhotpants: thugilly: micdotcom: And mom of the year goes to … This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is. “your proctologist called, he found your head” lmaooooooo She went off on him I’m dead She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away. this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles Fatality

Dad, Facebook, and Fucking: Julia
@ghoulia
Follow
a guy on my facebook posted something slightly
stupid & his mom went OFFFFFFFFF

What it takes to be an attractive...
Man
Woman
-be ripped
-have stable job
-be ripped
-have money
-be clean
dress well
-smell good
-be dad material
-pay for dates
-be confident
-have nice hair
-Dont be too fat
Meninist
on Tuesday
welp

I am so ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW
TAKE THIS DOWN. This
is going to be a conversation. You
think this is true? You are selfish
enough and diluted enough to believe
this garbage?
3 hours ago . Unlike-山1 . Reply
By these standards SON I guess I'm
unattractive and don't to a fucking
thing for you! Oh you and I have a
goddamn lunch date.
3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
I wouldn't worry about any other girls
response here. Mine should enlighten
you. And I've screen shot this for our
further viewing pleasure and future
learning tool.
3 hours ago . Unlike . 1 . Reply

I'm so glad I screen shot this very
every girl you ever try to bring home.
For your wedding day...this...this will
be brought up FOREVER.
3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
Yup.
what mood
3 hours ago Like Reply
look
has set
I'm sure your future pregnant wife will
feel.your love when YPU MAKE HER
UNATTRACTIVE through pregnancy.
You twit. Open mouth allow shit to fal
out. Anyone who liked this better
unlik it like real fast. How do you like
being single forever because your a
DOUCHE CANOE?
3 hours ago Unlike 2 Reply

Oh don't like me spamming your wall?
Don't post horse shit calling me
unattractive! Like f I'm not going to
defend myself!
3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
Simlle More
Your proctologist called he found
your head
2 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
Smile More
Write a comment...
OS
dr-gloom:

neshtasplace:

author-trash:

inquisitorhotpants:

thugilly:

micdotcom:

And mom of the year goes to …

This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is.

“your proctologist called, he found your head” lmaooooooo

She went off on him I’m dead

She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away.

this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles

Fatality

Dad, Facebook, and Fucking: Julia
@ghoulia
Follow
a guy on my facebook posted something slightly
stupid & his mom went OFFFFFFFFF

What it takes to be an attractive...
Man
Woman
-be ripped
-have stable job
-be ripped
-have money
-be clean
dress well
-smell good
-be dad material
-pay for dates
-be confident
-have nice hair
-Dont be too fat
Meninist
on Tuesday
welp

I am so ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW
TAKE THIS DOWN. This
is going to be a conversation. You
think this is true? You are selfish
enough and diluted enough to believe
this garbage?
3 hours ago . Unlike-山1 . Reply
By these standards SON I guess I'm
unattractive and don't to a fucking
thing for you! Oh you and I have a
goddamn lunch date.
3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
I wouldn't worry about any other girls
response here. Mine should enlighten
you. And I've screen shot this for our
further viewing pleasure and future
learning tool.
3 hours ago . Unlike . 1 . Reply

I'm so glad I screen shot this very
every girl you ever try to bring home.
For your wedding day...this...this will
be brought up FOREVER.
3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
Yup.
what mood
3 hours ago Like Reply
look
has set
I'm sure your future pregnant wife will
feel.your love when YPU MAKE HER
UNATTRACTIVE through pregnancy.
You twit. Open mouth allow shit to fal
out. Anyone who liked this better
unlik it like real fast. How do you like
being single forever because your a
DOUCHE CANOE?
3 hours ago Unlike 2 Reply

Oh don't like me spamming your wall?
Don't post horse shit calling me
unattractive! Like f I'm not going to
defend myself!
3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
Simlle More
Your proctologist called he found
your head
2 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply
Smile More
Write a comment...
OS
dr-gloom:

neshtasplace:

author-trash:

inquisitorhotpants:

thugilly:

micdotcom:

And mom of the year goes to …

This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is.

“your proctologist called, he found your head” lmaooooooo

She went off on him I’m dead

She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away.

this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles

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Crush, Death Star, and Lego: bi-thor scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don't know if you've ever been in a lego castle but it's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee, we'll just make the LEGO castle big magical-awesome-kid Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica.. and my friend Ned and I got it to fly. Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people letitrainathousandflames Tony, calling peter:.and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?! Peter: we didn't want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here! Tony: THATS NOTMY POINT!!! Source: bi-harrington 123,738 notes A

Crush, Death Star, and Lego: bi-thor
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man
we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don't know if you've ever been in a
lego castle but it's pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer
down is causing me but,
north-star-lesbian
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee, we'll
just make the LEGO castle big
magical-awesome-kid
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica..
and my friend Ned and I got it to fly.
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
letitrainathousandflames
Tony, calling peter:.and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME
ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didn't want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THATS NOTMY POINT!!!
Source: bi-harrington
123,738 notes
A

Crush, Death Star, and Lego: bi-thor
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man
we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don't know if you've ever been in a
lego castle but it's pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer
down is causing me but,
north-star-lesbian
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee, we'll
just make the LEGO castle big
magical-awesome-kid
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica..
and my friend Ned and I got it to fly.
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
letitrainathousandflames
Tony, calling peter:.and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME
ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didn't want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THATS NOTMY POINT!!!
Source: bi-harrington
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Bitch, Iphone, and Life: Tweet Kae and 11 others liked HOT GIRL MEG HOT GIR THE @theestallion Y'all be thinking y'all insulting me by calling me tall bitch I been tall all my life and still get any man I want 7:52 AM 6/29/19 Twitter for iPhone 13.7K Retweets 69.1K Likes ᴘıɴ , @sᴀᴠᴀɢᴇᴅııᴠıɴıᴛʏ .

Bitch, Iphone, and Life: Tweet
Kae and 11 others liked
HOT GIRL MEG
HOT GIR
THE
@theestallion
Y'all be thinking y'all insulting me by
calling me tall
bitch I been tall all my
life and still get any man I want
7:52 AM 6/29/19 Twitter for iPhone
13.7K Retweets 69.1K Likes
ᴘıɴ , @sᴀᴠᴀɢᴇᴅııᴠıɴıᴛʏ .

Bitch, Iphone, and Life: Tweet
Kae and 11 others liked
HOT GIRL MEG
HOT GIR
THE
@theestallion
Y'all be thinking y'all insulting me by
calling me tall
bitch I been tall all my
life and still get any man I want
7:52 AM 6/29/19 Twitter for iPhone
13.7K Retweets 69.1K Likes
ᴘıɴ , @sᴀᴠᴀɢᴇᴅııᴠıɴıᴛʏ .

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Bitch, Iphone, and Life: Tweet Kae and 11 others liked HOT GIRL MEG HOT GIR THE @theestallion Y'all be thinking y'all insulting me by calling me tall bitch I been tall all my life and still get any man I want 7:52 AM 6/29/19 Twitter for iPhone 13.7K Retweets 69.1K Likes ᴘıɴ , @sᴀᴠᴀɢᴇᴅııᴠıɴıᴛʏ .

Bitch, Iphone, and Life: Tweet
Kae and 11 others liked
HOT GIRL MEG
HOT GIR
THE
@theestallion
Y'all be thinking y'all insulting me by
calling me tall
bitch I been tall all my
life and still get any man I want
7:52 AM 6/29/19 Twitter for iPhone
13.7K Retweets 69.1K Likes
ᴘıɴ , @sᴀᴠᴀɢᴇᴅııᴠıɴıᴛʏ .

Bitch, Iphone, and Life: Tweet
Kae and 11 others liked
HOT GIRL MEG
HOT GIR
THE
@theestallion
Y'all be thinking y'all insulting me by
calling me tall
bitch I been tall all my
life and still get any man I want
7:52 AM 6/29/19 Twitter for iPhone
13.7K Retweets 69.1K Likes
ᴘıɴ , @sᴀᴠᴀɢᴇᴅııᴠıɴıᴛʏ .

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Google, Iphone, and Twitter: O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32 Please stop calling me 0.Gay Simpson 2:05 PM 23 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone 105 Retweets 722 Likes google @googleslidespr1. 2h Replying to @TheReal0J32 what're you gonna do, kill my wife? ACTUALLY, YES.

Google, Iphone, and Twitter: O.J. Simpson
@TheRealOJ32
Please stop calling me 0.Gay
Simpson
2:05 PM 23 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone
105 Retweets 722 Likes
google @googleslidespr1. 2h
Replying to @TheReal0J32
what're you gonna do, kill my wife?
ACTUALLY, YES.

Google, Iphone, and Twitter: O.J. Simpson
@TheRealOJ32
Please stop calling me 0.Gay
Simpson
2:05 PM 23 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone
105 Retweets 722 Likes
google @googleslidespr1. 2h
Replying to @TheReal0J32
what're you gonna do, kill my wife?
ACTUALLY, YES.

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Driving, Phone, and Weird: בנימן| טבלובBenjamin Follow @bentev28 My 4 year old kid doesn't have an imaginary friend, he has an imaginary boss. He takes imaginary phone calls from his imaginary boss and has one- sided, exasperated conversations. We asked him once if his boss had a name and without missing a beat he said "Johnson II 9:49 PM 4 May 2019 207 Retweets 1,613 Likes טבלוב amin @bentev2 18 This morning, driving to Tot Shabbat, he pipes up from the back as we were seat "Uh oh, my boss is calling me." He was quiet for a minute, then he said "That was weird." I said "lt was? What did Johnson want?" He told me Johnson wanted to know why he wasn't at his office today. 213 1 246 מא טבלוב | min Obentev2818h I asked what he told Johnson, and he said "I told him I'm going to the synagogue with Daddy because it's Shabbat." "Well that mak sense. What did he say?" "He said Shabbat isn't a real." "Uh oh. What did you tell him?" "I hung up on him." L15 7 472 adina @thesourie 18h . he needs to call hr! 3 לא טבלוב enjamin bentevן Good point, I'll have him get in touch with Linda. 5

Driving, Phone, and Weird: בנימן| טבלובBenjamin
Follow
@bentev28
My 4 year old kid doesn't have an
imaginary friend, he has an imaginary
boss. He takes imaginary phone calls
from his imaginary boss and has one-
sided, exasperated conversations. We
asked him once if his boss had a name
and without missing a beat he said
"Johnson
II
9:49 PM 4 May 2019
207 Retweets 1,613 Likes

טבלוב amin @bentev2 18
This morning,
driving to Tot Shabbat, he pipes up from the back
as we were
seat "Uh oh, my boss is calling me." He was quiet for a
minute, then he said
"That was weird." I said "lt was? What did Johnson want?" He told me
Johnson wanted to know why he wasn't at his office today.
213
1
246
מא טבלוב | min Obentev2818h
I asked what he told Johnson, and he said "I told him I'm going to the
synagogue with Daddy because it's Shabbat."
"Well that mak
sense. What did he say?"
"He said Shabbat isn't a real."
"Uh oh. What did you tell him?"
"I hung up on him."
L15
7
472

adina @thesourie 18h
.
he needs to call hr!
3
לא טבלוב enjamin bentevן
Good point, I'll have him get in touch with Linda.
5

Driving, Phone, and Weird: בנימן| טבלובBenjamin
Follow
@bentev28
My 4 year old kid doesn't have an
imaginary friend, he has an imaginary
boss. He takes imaginary phone calls
from his imaginary boss and has one-
sided, exasperated conversations. We
asked him once if his boss had a name
and without missing a beat he said
"Johnson
II
9:49 PM 4 May 2019
207 Retweets 1,613 Likes

טבלוב amin @bentev2 18
This morning,
driving to Tot Shabbat, he pipes up from the back
as we were
seat "Uh oh, my boss is calling me." He was quiet for a
minute, then he said
"That was weird." I said "lt was? What did Johnson want?" He told me
Johnson wanted to know why he wasn't at his office today.
213
1
246
מא טבלוב | min Obentev2818h
I asked what he told Johnson, and he said "I told him I'm going to the
synagogue with Daddy because it's Shabbat."
"Well that mak
sense. What did he say?"
"He said Shabbat isn't a real."
"Uh oh. What did you tell him?"
"I hung up on him."
L15
7
472

adina @thesourie 18h
.
he needs to call hr!
3
לא טבלוב enjamin bentevן
Good point, I'll have him get in touch with Linda.
5

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Destiny, Dogs, and Google: i edited the lyrics of mr brightside using google autocomplete results coming out of the closet and i've been doing a little boozing gotta go fast because i want to know in spanish it started as a tax cut how did lil peep die it was a dark and stormy night it was a dark and stormy night now i'm up to my neck with offers and she's calling me daddy while he's having a seizure and she's taking ages to reply now they're good dogs brent and my stomach is hard and it's all about the cake but she's touching my special area, now he takes care of the birds, now, let me go and i just had sex, it's killing me and taking back sunday jealousy, turning point USA tuning point USA choking the chicken but it's just the price is right destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity open up snapchat cause i'm having a good time

Destiny, Dogs, and Google: i edited the lyrics of mr brightside
using google autocomplete results
coming out of the closet
and i've been doing a little boozing
gotta go fast
because i want to know in spanish
it started as a tax cut
how did lil peep die
it was a dark and stormy night
it was a dark and stormy night
now i'm up to my neck with offers
and she's calling me daddy
while he's having a seizure
and she's taking ages to reply
now they're good dogs brent
and my stomach is hard
and it's all about the cake
but she's touching my special area, now
he takes care of the birds, now, let me go
and i just had sex, it's killing me
and taking back sunday
jealousy, turning point USA
tuning point USA
choking the chicken
but it's just the price is right
destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity
open up snapchat
cause i'm having a good time

Destiny, Dogs, and Google: i edited the lyrics of mr brightside
using google autocomplete results
coming out of the closet
and i've been doing a little boozing
gotta go fast
because i want to know in spanish
it started as a tax cut
how did lil peep die
it was a dark and stormy night
it was a dark and stormy night
now i'm up to my neck with offers
and she's calling me daddy
while he's having a seizure
and she's taking ages to reply
now they're good dogs brent
and my stomach is hard
and it's all about the cake
but she's touching my special area, now
he takes care of the birds, now, let me go
and i just had sex, it's killing me
and taking back sunday
jealousy, turning point USA
tuning point USA
choking the chicken
but it's just the price is right
destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity
open up snapchat
cause i'm having a good time

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Facts, Omg, and Tumblr: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d OMG The barnacle has the largest penis in the FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its size. 1 27 8 132 Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito Replying to @OMG Facts Please stop calling me The Barnacle. srsfunny:I’ve been called the barnacle so much, I’m 19 ft 2

Facts, Omg, and Tumblr: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
OMG The barnacle has the largest penis in the
FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its
size.
1 27
8
132
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMG Facts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle.
srsfunny:I’ve been called the barnacle so much, I’m 19 ft 2

Facts, Omg, and Tumblr: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
OMG The barnacle has the largest penis in the
FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its
size.
1 27
8
132
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMG Facts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle.
srsfunny:I’ve been called the barnacle so much, I’m 19 ft 2

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Ass, Instagram, and Shit: Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio So A Girl DMd Me On Instagram Calling Me An "Uneducated White Piece Of Shit". Sol Found Out She Worked At A Medical Spa Not To Far From Me. So I Booked An Appointment Tomorrow Specifically Asked For Her. She's Gonna Be Waxing My Balls And Ass All Morning. Lmaoo MADLAD 100 He’ll enjoy it very much

Ass, Instagram, and Shit: Dylan Palacio
@greentoepalacio
So A Girl DMd Me On Instagram
Calling Me An "Uneducated White
Piece Of Shit". Sol Found Out She
Worked At A Medical Spa Not To Far
From Me. So I Booked An
Appointment Tomorrow Specifically
Asked For Her. She's Gonna Be
Waxing My Balls And Ass All Morning.
Lmaoo
MADLAD 100
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Ass, Instagram, and Shit: Dylan Palacio
@greentoepalacio
So A Girl DMd Me On Instagram
Calling Me An "Uneducated White
Piece Of Shit". Sol Found Out She
Worked At A Medical Spa Not To Far
From Me. So I Booked An
Appointment Tomorrow Specifically
Asked For Her. She's Gonna Be
Waxing My Balls And Ass All Morning.
Lmaoo
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Ass, Dank, and Instagram: Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio So A Girl DMd Me On Instagram Calling Me An "Uneducated White Piece Of Shit". Sol Found Out She Worked At A Medical Spa Not To Far From Me. So I Booked An Appointment Tomorrow Specifically Asked For Her. She's Gonna Be Waxing My Balls And Ass All Morning. Lmaoo MADLAD 100 He’ll enjoy it very much by B1ng0_B0ng0 MORE MEMES

Ass, Dank, and Instagram: Dylan Palacio
@greentoepalacio
So A Girl DMd Me On Instagram
Calling Me An "Uneducated White
Piece Of Shit". Sol Found Out She
Worked At A Medical Spa Not To Far
From Me. So I Booked An
Appointment Tomorrow Specifically
Asked For Her. She's Gonna Be
Waxing My Balls And Ass All Morning.
Lmaoo
MADLAD 100
He’ll enjoy it very much by B1ng0_B0ng0
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Ass, Dank, and Instagram: Dylan Palacio
@greentoepalacio
So A Girl DMd Me On Instagram
Calling Me An "Uneducated White
Piece Of Shit". Sol Found Out She
Worked At A Medical Spa Not To Far
From Me. So I Booked An
Appointment Tomorrow Specifically
Asked For Her. She's Gonna Be
Waxing My Balls And Ass All Morning.
Lmaoo
MADLAD 100
He’ll enjoy it very much by B1ng0_B0ng0
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Being Alone, Chinese Food, and Family: Delivering Chinese food all day can be depressing. Like when people yell out, "food's herel" As if they have a family But I know they are alone. Stop calling me out on a Wednesday

Being Alone, Chinese Food, and Family: Delivering Chinese food all day
can be depressing.
Like when people yell out,
"food's herel"
As if they have a family
But I know they are alone.
Stop calling me out on a Wednesday

Being Alone, Chinese Food, and Family: Delivering Chinese food all day
can be depressing.
Like when people yell out,
"food's herel"
As if they have a family
But I know they are alone.
Stop calling me out on a Wednesday

Stop calling me out on a Wednesday

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Ass, Candy, and Dude: Just saying-I'm a bear full of honen which makes me a honew Lear, so... ( Stop cal mey calling me a "candy ass." 7) Dude, sweet

Ass, Candy, and Dude: Just saying-I'm a bear full of
honen which makes me a honew
Lear, so... ( Stop cal
mey
calling me
a "candy ass."
7)
Dude, sweet

Ass, Candy, and Dude: Just saying-I'm a bear full of
honen which makes me a honew
Lear, so... ( Stop cal
mey
calling me
a "candy ass."
7)
Dude, sweet

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Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d The barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom when compared with its OMG FACTS size 132 t 27 Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito Replying to @OMGFacts Please stop calling me The Barnacle

Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
The barnacle has the largest penis in the
animal kingdom when compared with its
OMG
FACTS
size
132
t 27
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMGFacts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle

Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
The barnacle has the largest penis in the
animal kingdom when compared with its
OMG
FACTS
size
132
t 27
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMGFacts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle

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7/11, Gif, and Sorry: 순 .{峯LTE 4G .11 41% 7:16 pm Jade Today 4:38 pm coughs Sorry I just gotta sickness for that thiccccccness Today 7:11 pm You calling me fat What the actual fuck cunt Well fuck this didnt go as planned Sent GIF ype a message... Well I tried

7/11, Gif, and Sorry: 순
.{峯LTE 4G .11 41%
7:16 pm
Jade
Today 4:38 pm
coughs
Sorry I just gotta sickness for
that thiccccccness
Today 7:11 pm
You calling me fat
What the actual fuck cunt
Well fuck this didnt go as
planned
Sent
GIF
ype a message...
Well I tried

7/11, Gif, and Sorry: 순
.{峯LTE 4G .11 41%
7:16 pm
Jade
Today 4:38 pm
coughs
Sorry I just gotta sickness for
that thiccccccness
Today 7:11 pm
You calling me fat
What the actual fuck cunt
Well fuck this didnt go as
planned
Sent
GIF
ype a message...
Well I tried

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Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d The barnacle has the largest penis in the OMG FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its size 132 t 27 Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito Replying to @OMGFacts Please stop calling me The Barnacle

Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
The barnacle has the largest penis in the
OMG
FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its
size
132
t 27
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMGFacts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle

Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
The barnacle has the largest penis in the
OMG
FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its
size
132
t 27
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMGFacts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle

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Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d The barnacle has the largest penis in the OMG FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its size 132 t 27 Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito Replying to @OMGFacts Please stop calling me The Barnacle

Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
The barnacle has the largest penis in the
OMG
FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its
size
132
t 27
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMGFacts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle

Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
The barnacle has the largest penis in the
OMG
FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its
size
132
t 27
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMGFacts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle

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Dank, Homeless, and Home: it's me! HOlding Home is not a place, it's a person.. @RilwanNajib Are you calling me homeless?

Dank, Homeless, and Home: it's me!
HOlding
Home is not a place, it's a person..
@RilwanNajib
Are you calling me homeless?

Dank, Homeless, and Home: it's me!
HOlding
Home is not a place, it's a person..
@RilwanNajib
Are you calling me homeless?

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Dank, Homeless, and Memes: it's me! @ HOlding Home is not a place, it's a person.. @RilwanNajib Are you calling me homeless? I didnt need a personal attack this early in the day by Saucy_Slav MORE MEMES

Dank, Homeless, and Memes: it's me!
@ HOlding
Home is not a place, it's a person..
@RilwanNajib
Are you calling me homeless?
I didnt need a personal attack this early in the day by Saucy_Slav
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Dank, Homeless, and Memes: it's me!
@ HOlding
Home is not a place, it's a person..
@RilwanNajib
Are you calling me homeless?
I didnt need a personal attack this early in the day by Saucy_Slav
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Nana Sarpong @ChrisSongzz:z if im marrying u n we're not from the same country u best teach me ur language aint having ur aunties calling me ugly with no translation 4/28/17, 11:56 AM 3,484 Retweets 4,290 Likes Word! by Yu-Jeen MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Nana Sarpong
@ChrisSongzz:z
if im marrying u n we're not from the
same country u best teach me ur
language aint having ur aunties calling
me ugly with no translation
4/28/17, 11:56 AM
3,484 Retweets 4,290 Likes
Word! by Yu-Jeen
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Nana Sarpong
@ChrisSongzz:z
if im marrying u n we're not from the
same country u best teach me ur
language aint having ur aunties calling
me ugly with no translation
4/28/17, 11:56 AM
3,484 Retweets 4,290 Likes
Word! by Yu-Jeen
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Disappointed, Friends, and Memes: blomstafnorder "Even my close friends are calling me Suho-ya or Suho-hyung, which makes me feel a little disappointed. Some members will do this too, even if it is just a few of us hanging out with each others. Perhaps it's out of habit, there are still some juniors who'll call me Suho. If I have to be honest, this makes me a little sad." IF JUNMYEON SAYS HE WANTS PEOPLE TO CALL HIM JUNMYEON AND NOT SUHO THEN YOU GUYS ARE GONNA START CALLING HIM JUNMYEON 60 2nd 10.4 ESPRSYRACUSE 58 S DUKE #suho #exo #kim junmyeon #kim joonmyec EXO memes

Disappointed, Friends, and Memes: blomstafnorder
"Even my close friends are calling me Suho-ya
or Suho-hyung, which makes me feel a little
disappointed. Some members will do this too,
even if it is just a few of us hanging out with
each others. Perhaps it's out of habit, there are
still some juniors who'll call me Suho. If I have
to be honest, this makes me a little sad."
IF JUNMYEON SAYS HE WANTS PEOPLE TO
CALL HIM JUNMYEON AND NOT SUHO THEN
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA START CALLING HIM
JUNMYEON
60
2nd 10.4
ESPRSYRACUSE 58
S DUKE
#suho #exo #kim junmyeon #kim joonmyec
EXO memes

Disappointed, Friends, and Memes: blomstafnorder
"Even my close friends are calling me Suho-ya
or Suho-hyung, which makes me feel a little
disappointed. Some members will do this too,
even if it is just a few of us hanging out with
each others. Perhaps it's out of habit, there are
still some juniors who'll call me Suho. If I have
to be honest, this makes me a little sad."
IF JUNMYEON SAYS HE WANTS PEOPLE TO
CALL HIM JUNMYEON AND NOT SUHO THEN
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA START CALLING HIM
JUNMYEON
60
2nd 10.4
ESPRSYRACUSE 58
S DUKE
#suho #exo #kim junmyeon #kim joonmyec
EXO memes

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