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Church, Food, and Target: Ste @notstelfc Hahahaha my cousin posted this for his daughter's Christening but clearly got a bollocking from either his girlfriend or his Mam over it .o Meteor 3G 13:00 a Search The Exorcism Of Saoirse Anne Hosted by Eoin Conroy and 1 other Private 20 AUG Eoin Conroy invited you 2 Going Maybe Can't Go More 20 August at 12:00 Kilnamanagh Come join us in the church in Walkinstown (opposite SuperValu) as a man in a sheet throws a bitta water over Saoirse and expels the demons that inhabit her soul. Food and cake (and a few cans) back in the gaf in Kilnamanagh after. oo Meteor 4G 13:26 Q Search 20 Saoirse's Christening Hosted by Eoin Conroy and 1 other Private AUG Going Invite More 20 August at 12:00 9 Kilnamanagh Come join us in the Church of the Assumption, Walkinstown (opposite SuperValu) for Saoirse's special day, as she get christened in a very serious and real ceremony. There will be food and refreshments afterwards in Kilnamanagh. We hope you can all make it. knitmeapony: assassinationtipsforladies: This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it “In a very serious and real ceremony”

Church, Food, and Target: Ste
@notstelfc
Hahahaha my cousin posted this for
his daughter's Christening but clearly
got a bollocking from either his
girlfriend or his Mam over it

.o Meteor 3G
13:00
a Search
The Exorcism Of Saoirse
Anne
Hosted by Eoin Conroy and 1 other Private
20
AUG
Eoin Conroy invited you
2
Going
Maybe
Can't Go
More
20 August at 12:00
Kilnamanagh
Come join us in the church in Walkinstown (opposite
SuperValu) as a man in a sheet throws a bitta water
over Saoirse and expels the demons that inhabit her
soul. Food and cake (and a few cans) back in the gaf
in Kilnamanagh after.

oo Meteor 4G
13:26
Q Search
20 Saoirse's Christening
Hosted by Eoin Conroy and 1 other Private
AUG
Going
Invite
More
20 August at 12:00
9 Kilnamanagh
Come join us in the Church of the Assumption,
Walkinstown (opposite SuperValu) for Saoirse's
special day, as she get christened in a very serious
and real ceremony. There will be food and
refreshments afterwards in Kilnamanagh. We hope
you can all make it.
knitmeapony:

assassinationtipsforladies:
This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it
“In a very serious and real ceremony”

Church, Food, and Target: Ste
@notstelfc
Hahahaha my cousin posted this for
his daughter's Christening but clearly
got a bollocking from either his
girlfriend or his Mam over it

.o Meteor 3G
13:00
a Search
The Exorcism Of Saoirse
Anne
Hosted by Eoin Conroy and 1 other Private
20
AUG
Eoin Conroy invited you
2
Going
Maybe
Can't Go
More
20 August at 12:00
Kilnamanagh
Come join us in the church in Walkinstown (opposite
SuperValu) as a man in a sheet throws a bitta water
over Saoirse and expels the demons that inhabit her
soul. Food and cake (and a few cans) back in the gaf
in Kilnamanagh after.

oo Meteor 4G
13:26
Q Search
20 Saoirse's Christening
Hosted by Eoin Conroy and 1 other Private
AUG
Going
Invite
More
20 August at 12:00
9 Kilnamanagh
Come join us in the Church of the Assumption,
Walkinstown (opposite SuperValu) for Saoirse's
special day, as she get christened in a very serious
and real ceremony. There will be food and
refreshments afterwards in Kilnamanagh. We hope
you can all make it.
knitmeapony:

assassinationtipsforladies:
This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it
“In a very serious and real ceremony”

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Dank, Memes, and Target: Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekEnds I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time | 8:30 PM 13 Nov 19 Twitter Web App Meirl by kevinowdziej MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Tess Barker
@TesstifyBarker
FYI a woman in Italy told me it's
healthy to eat pasta every day as
long as you only eat lasagna on the
weekEnds I am seeking no further
nutrition opinions at this time
|
8:30 PM 13 Nov 19 Twitter Web App
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Tess Barker
@TesstifyBarker
FYI a woman in Italy told me it's
healthy to eat pasta every day as
long as you only eat lasagna on the
weekEnds I am seeking no further
nutrition opinions at this time
|
8:30 PM 13 Nov 19 Twitter Web App
Meirl by kevinowdziej
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Twitter, Lasagna, and Time: Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekEnds I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time | 8:30 PM 13 Nov 19 Twitter Web App Meirl

Twitter, Lasagna, and Time: Tess Barker
@TesstifyBarker
FYI a woman in Italy told me it's
healthy to eat pasta every day as
long as you only eat lasagna on the
weekEnds I am seeking no further
nutrition opinions at this time
|
8:30 PM 13 Nov 19 Twitter Web App
Meirl

Twitter, Lasagna, and Time: Tess Barker
@TesstifyBarker
FYI a woman in Italy told me it's
healthy to eat pasta every day as
long as you only eat lasagna on the
weekEnds I am seeking no further
nutrition opinions at this time
|
8:30 PM 13 Nov 19 Twitter Web App
Meirl

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Tumblr, Blog, and Hope: [First day as vet] Me: What seems to be the problem Cat: Meow Me: Yes but where awesomacious: I can only hope

Tumblr, Blog, and Hope: [First day as vet]
Me: What seems to be the problem
Cat: Meow
Me: Yes but where
awesomacious:

I can only hope

Tumblr, Blog, and Hope: [First day as vet]
Me: What seems to be the problem
Cat: Meow
Me: Yes but where
awesomacious:

I can only hope

awesomacious: I can only hope

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Control, Cloud, and Lion: [first day as a pilot] control tower: what are your coordinates me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion control tower: can you be more specific me: simba Made me smile :)

Control, Cloud, and Lion: [first day as a pilot]
control tower: what are your
coordinates
me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion
control tower: can you be more
specific
me: simba
Made me smile :)

Control, Cloud, and Lion: [first day as a pilot]
control tower: what are your
coordinates
me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion
control tower: can you be more
specific
me: simba
Made me smile :)

Made me smile :)

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School, Dick, and Home: THE NEXT DAY, AS DICK RE- TURNS HOME FROM SCHOOL WHICH HAS RECESSED EARLIER THAN USUAL.. THAT S BRUCE'S VOICE HE'S TALKING TO SOMEBODY-IN THE BATCAVE NOW SNIFF THIS TUBE,JIMMY That’s not a tube, Jimmy…

School, Dick, and Home: THE NEXT DAY, AS DICK RE-
TURNS HOME FROM SCHOOL
WHICH HAS RECESSED
EARLIER THAN USUAL..
THAT S BRUCE'S
VOICE HE'S TALKING
TO SOMEBODY-IN
THE BATCAVE
NOW
SNIFF THIS
TUBE,JIMMY
That’s not a tube, Jimmy…

School, Dick, and Home: THE NEXT DAY, AS DICK RE-
TURNS HOME FROM SCHOOL
WHICH HAS RECESSED
EARLIER THAN USUAL..
THAT S BRUCE'S
VOICE HE'S TALKING
TO SOMEBODY-IN
THE BATCAVE
NOW
SNIFF THIS
TUBE,JIMMY
That’s not a tube, Jimmy…

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Bad, Memes, and Puns: [First day as car salesman] Customer: Cargo space? Me: Car no do that. Car no fly Manager: Can I see you in my office? Bad puns and jokes galore! #Memes #DadJokes #Puns #Entertainment

Bad, Memes, and Puns: [First day as car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Bad puns and jokes galore! #Memes #DadJokes #Puns #Entertainment

Bad, Memes, and Puns: [First day as car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Bad puns and jokes galore! #Memes #DadJokes #Puns #Entertainment

Bad puns and jokes galore! #Memes #DadJokes #Puns #Entertainment

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Control, Cloud, and Lion: (FIRST DAY AS A PILOT..) CONTROL TOWER: Can you give me your position? ME: I'm next to a cloud that looks like a lion. CONTROL TOWER: Canyou be morespecific? ME: Simba. Awimbawe awimbawe

Control, Cloud, and Lion: (FIRST DAY AS A PILOT..)
CONTROL
TOWER: Can you give me
your position?
ME: I'm next to a cloud that
looks like a lion.
CONTROL
TOWER: Canyou be morespecific?
ME: Simba.
Awimbawe awimbawe

Control, Cloud, and Lion: (FIRST DAY AS A PILOT..)
CONTROL
TOWER: Can you give me
your position?
ME: I'm next to a cloud that
looks like a lion.
CONTROL
TOWER: Canyou be morespecific?
ME: Simba.
Awimbawe awimbawe

Awimbawe awimbawe

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School, Next, and Can: Me *Is absent one day* Me at school the next day: As you can see, I am not dead

School, Next, and Can: Me *Is absent one day*
Me at school the next day:
As you can see, I am not dead

School, Next, and Can: Me *Is absent one day*
Me at school the next day:
As you can see, I am not dead

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Dank, Memes, and Reddit: unknowingly creating 4 years younger me my reddit account the same day as the AREA 51 raid : Big Brain by HairyToxicCow MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Reddit: unknowingly creating
4 years younger me
my reddit account the same day as the
AREA 51 raid :
Big Brain by HairyToxicCow
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Dank, Memes, and Reddit: unknowingly creating
4 years younger me
my reddit account the same day as the
AREA 51 raid :
Big Brain by HairyToxicCow
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Reddit, Brain, and Area 51: unknowingly creating 4 years younger me my reddit account the same day as the AREA 51 raid : Big Brain

Reddit, Brain, and Area 51: unknowingly creating
4 years younger me
my reddit account the same day as the
AREA 51 raid :
Big Brain

Reddit, Brain, and Area 51: unknowingly creating
4 years younger me
my reddit account the same day as the
AREA 51 raid :
Big Brain

Big Brain

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Heart, Cat, and Yes: John Darby @mrjohndarby first day as a vet] me: what seems to be the problem cat: meow me: yes but where 9/8/18, 3:40 PM Warms my heart

Heart, Cat, and Yes: John Darby
@mrjohndarby
first day as a vet]
me: what seems to be the problem
cat: meow
me: yes but where
9/8/18, 3:40 PM
Warms my heart

Heart, Cat, and Yes: John Darby
@mrjohndarby
first day as a vet]
me: what seems to be the problem
cat: meow
me: yes but where
9/8/18, 3:40 PM
Warms my heart

Warms my heart

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Reddit, Date, and Milk: 09:21 SELL BY SEP 20 0446 F2 My milk has same expiration date as millions of redditors Just noticed my milk will expire the same day as half of Reddit

Reddit, Date, and Milk: 09:21
SELL BY
SEP 20
0446
F2
My milk has same expiration date
as millions of redditors
Just noticed my milk will expire the same day as half of Reddit

Reddit, Date, and Milk: 09:21
SELL BY
SEP 20
0446
F2
My milk has same expiration date
as millions of redditors
Just noticed my milk will expire the same day as half of Reddit

Just noticed my milk will expire the same day as half of Reddit

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Bad, Bad Jokes, and Jokes: BAD JOKES BY JEFF badjokesbyjeff first day as a pilot] me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed aziraphalesbian op weve talked about your url

Bad, Bad Jokes, and Jokes: BAD
JOKES
BY JEFF
badjokesbyjeff
first day as a pilot]
me: (looking down nervously) what are all
these buttons for
co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed
aziraphalesbian
op weve talked about your url

Bad, Bad Jokes, and Jokes: BAD
JOKES
BY JEFF
badjokesbyjeff
first day as a pilot]
me: (looking down nervously) what are all
these buttons for
co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed
aziraphalesbian
op weve talked about your url

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Audi, Cowboy, and Old: cowboy is gender-neutral @abigjackrabbit 22 year old, smiling and asking about your day as they cringe under the weight of 79k student debt: tips $2 on a $4 latte 47 year old, jingling the keys to their audi as they ignore your small talk: rings up a $23 order, taps "custom tip" and manually types in 0.15 Accurate though

Audi, Cowboy, and Old: cowboy is gender-neutral
@abigjackrabbit
22 year old, smiling and asking about
your day as they cringe under the
weight of 79k student debt: tips $2 on a
$4 latte
47 year old, jingling the keys to their
audi as they ignore your small talk: rings
up a $23 order, taps "custom tip" and
manually types in 0.15
Accurate though

Audi, Cowboy, and Old: cowboy is gender-neutral
@abigjackrabbit
22 year old, smiling and asking about
your day as they cringe under the
weight of 79k student debt: tips $2 on a
$4 latte
47 year old, jingling the keys to their
audi as they ignore your small talk: rings
up a $23 order, taps "custom tip" and
manually types in 0.15
Accurate though

Accurate though

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Control, Cloud, and Lion: Elvish Presley @_elvishpresley L [first day as a pilot] control tower: what are your coordinates me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion control tower: can you be more specific me: simba .

Control, Cloud, and Lion: Elvish Presley
@_elvishpresley
L
[first day as a pilot]
control tower: what are your
coordinates
me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion
control tower: can you be more
specific
me: simba
.

Control, Cloud, and Lion: Elvish Presley
@_elvishpresley
L
[first day as a pilot]
control tower: what are your
coordinates
me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion
control tower: can you be more
specific
me: simba
.

.

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Teacher, Help, and Science: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day as a science teacher, wish him luck $-299 E-Mc B42-2+1 Mr. Doofenshmirtz Help support Doof

Teacher, Help, and Science: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day
as a science teacher, wish him luck
$-299
E-Mc
B42-2+1
Mr. Doofenshmirtz
Help support Doof

Teacher, Help, and Science: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day
as a science teacher, wish him luck
$-299
E-Mc
B42-2+1
Mr. Doofenshmirtz
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day as a science teacher, wish him luck E-Mc 42-2+1 Mr. Doofenshmirtz Help support Doof by The_Lukenator MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day
as a science teacher, wish him luck
E-Mc
42-2+1
Mr. Doofenshmirtz
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day
as a science teacher, wish him luck
E-Mc
42-2+1
Mr. Doofenshmirtz
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Teacher, Help, and Science: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day as a science teacher, wish him luck E-Mc 42-2+1 Mr. Doofenshmirtz Help support Doof

Teacher, Help, and Science: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day
as a science teacher, wish him luck
E-Mc
42-2+1
Mr. Doofenshmirtz
Help support Doof

Teacher, Help, and Science: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day
as a science teacher, wish him luck
E-Mc
42-2+1
Mr. Doofenshmirtz
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Memes, Teacher, and Help: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day as a science teacher, wish him luck E-Mc 42-2+1 Mr. Doofenshmirtz Help support Doof via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YRdbul

Memes, Teacher, and Help: Doofenshmirtz is beginning his first day
as a science teacher, wish him luck
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42-2+1
Mr. Doofenshmirtz
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as a science teacher, wish him luck
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42-2+1
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Presidents, Democracy, and Presidents Day: Brianna Wu @Spacekatgal Ibelieve we should eliminate President's Day as a holiday and make Election Day a national holiday in its place. I can think of no better way to honor our Founding Fathers than to make it easier to participate in the democracy they founded 4/7/18, 10:36 PM 7,728 Retweets 27.6K Likes RepresentUs

Presidents, Democracy, and Presidents Day: Brianna Wu
@Spacekatgal
Ibelieve we should eliminate
President's Day as a holiday and make
Election Day a national holiday in its
place.
I can think of no better way to honor
our Founding Fathers than to make it
easier to participate in the democracy
they founded
4/7/18, 10:36 PM
7,728 Retweets 27.6K Likes
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Presidents, Democracy, and Presidents Day: Brianna Wu
@Spacekatgal
Ibelieve we should eliminate
President's Day as a holiday and make
Election Day a national holiday in its
place.
I can think of no better way to honor
our Founding Fathers than to make it
easier to participate in the democracy
they founded
4/7/18, 10:36 PM
7,728 Retweets 27.6K Likes
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Control, Cloud, and Lion: Elvish Presley @elvishpresley [first day as a pilot] control tower: what are your coordinates me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion control tower: can you be more specific me: simba > Me irl

Control, Cloud, and Lion: Elvish Presley
@elvishpresley
[first day as a pilot]
control tower: what are your
coordinates
me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion
control tower: can you be more
specific
me: simba
>
Me irl

Control, Cloud, and Lion: Elvish Presley
@elvishpresley
[first day as a pilot]
control tower: what are your
coordinates
me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion
control tower: can you be more
specific
me: simba
>
Me irl

Me irl

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Dank, Lol, and Memes: cory hey lol thae sh on y @_coryrichardson first day as bartender] her: piña colada please me: ok her: can you make it virgin? me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to make it 10/29/18, 11:10 AM 784 Retweets 3,905 Likes meirl by prisonscape MORE MEMES

Dank, Lol, and Memes: cory
hey lol
thae
sh on
y
@_coryrichardson
first day as bartender]
her: piña colada please
me: ok
her: can you make it virgin?
me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to
make it
10/29/18, 11:10 AM
784 Retweets 3,905 Likes
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Dank, Lol, and Memes: cory
hey lol
thae
sh on
y
@_coryrichardson
first day as bartender]
her: piña colada please
me: ok
her: can you make it virgin?
me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to
make it
10/29/18, 11:10 AM
784 Retweets 3,905 Likes
meirl by prisonscape
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Lol, Virgin, and How To: cory hey lol thaee sh n @_Coryrichardson [first day as bartender] her: piña colada please me: ok her: can you make it virgin? me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to make it 10/29/18, 11:10 AM 784 Retweets 3,905 Likes meirl

Lol, Virgin, and How To: cory
hey lol
thaee
sh n
@_Coryrichardson
[first day as bartender]
her: piña colada please
me: ok
her: can you make it virgin?
me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to
make it
10/29/18, 11:10 AM
784 Retweets 3,905 Likes
meirl

Lol, Virgin, and How To: cory
hey lol
thaee
sh n
@_Coryrichardson
[first day as bartender]
her: piña colada please
me: ok
her: can you make it virgin?
me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to
make it
10/29/18, 11:10 AM
784 Retweets 3,905 Likes
meirl

meirl

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Funny, Tumblr, and Blog: verysarcasticandhungry: mac-daddy-cheese: yuponic: 🤣 Me on my last day as a baggage handler Why is this so funny

Funny, Tumblr, and Blog: verysarcasticandhungry:
mac-daddy-cheese:

yuponic:
🤣

Me on my last day as a baggage handler

Why is this so funny

Funny, Tumblr, and Blog: verysarcasticandhungry:
mac-daddy-cheese:

yuponic:
🤣

Me on my last day as a baggage handler

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Jay, Target, and Tumblr: JAY LIN JAYLIN erubescelin:this is a day as good as any other to stare at your hands and wonder when they became so ugly

Jay, Target, and Tumblr: JAY LIN

JAYLIN
erubescelin:this is a day as good as any other to stare at your hands and wonder when they became so ugly

Jay, Target, and Tumblr: JAY LIN

JAYLIN
erubescelin:this is a day as good as any other to stare at your hands and wonder when they became so ugly

erubescelin:this is a day as good as any other to stare at your hands and wonder when they became so ugly

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Couch, French, and Sec: dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch customer: can we get a plate of french fries for the table? me: (first day as a waiter) ahh i don't think we're allowed to feed the tables boss: can i talk to u for a sec me: what's up boss: ur doing a great job.i want those tables to starve. Mmm yes

Couch, French, and Sec: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
customer: can we get a plate of french
fries for the table?
me: (first day as a waiter) ahh i don't
think we're allowed to feed the tables
boss: can i talk to u for a sec
me: what's up
boss: ur doing a great job.i want those
tables to starve.
Mmm yes

Couch, French, and Sec: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
customer: can we get a plate of french
fries for the table?
me: (first day as a waiter) ahh i don't
think we're allowed to feed the tables
boss: can i talk to u for a sec
me: what's up
boss: ur doing a great job.i want those
tables to starve.
Mmm yes

Mmm yes

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Elmo, Live, and One: Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right. TrueWords u ok elmo?

Elmo, Live, and One: Live every day as if it were your
last, because one of these days
you will be right.
TrueWords
u ok elmo?

Elmo, Live, and One: Live every day as if it were your
last, because one of these days
you will be right.
TrueWords
u ok elmo?

u ok elmo?

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Work, Today, and Wife: today @ work a guy said "is it ok if I wait @ the bar until a hot blonde walks in?" & I said sure & laughed like he was joking, then a blonde actually walks in & he winks at me, introduces himself to her, & she rolled her eyes & kissed him.. it was his wife & that made my day This is really sweet, made my day as well via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2JHL8mD

Work, Today, and Wife: today @ work a guy said "is it ok if I
wait @ the bar until a hot blonde walks
in?" & I said sure & laughed like he
was joking, then a blonde actually
walks in & he winks at me, introduces
himself to her, & she rolled her eyes &
kissed him.. it was his wife & that
made my day
This is really sweet, made my day as well via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2JHL8mD

Work, Today, and Wife: today @ work a guy said "is it ok if I
wait @ the bar until a hot blonde walks
in?" & I said sure & laughed like he
was joking, then a blonde actually
walks in & he winks at me, introduces
himself to her, & she rolled her eyes &
kissed him.. it was his wife & that
made my day
This is really sweet, made my day as well via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2JHL8mD

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Evolve, Home, and Live: We travel not just to go, we travel to evolve. Embracing new experiences, endlessly changing horizons, and each brand new day as a way of living. We live for airports, planes, buses, boats, trains, road trips. We find clarity in the blur of the places zooming past us as we look through the window. This is our home. This will always be our home. https://iglovequotes.net/

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Tumblr, Discover, and Home: writing-prompt-s You've always been able to teleport since the day you were born, with one exception: all eyes have to be turned away from you for you to do it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of your own home, you try to teleport but discover that you cannot. で curiousobsession101 YOU CANNOT FAST TRAVEL WHEN THERE ARE ENEMIES NEARBY Source: writing-prompt-s 30,337 notes 21 Tumblr Posts That Deserve Your Attention Today

Tumblr, Discover, and Home: writing-prompt-s
You've always been able to teleport since the
day you were born, with one exception: all eyes
have to be turned away from you for you to do
it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of
your own home, you try to teleport but discover
that you cannot.
で curiousobsession101
YOU CANNOT FAST TRAVEL WHEN THERE ARE
ENEMIES NEARBY
Source: writing-prompt-s
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21 Tumblr Posts That Deserve Your Attention Today

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You've always been able to teleport since the
day you were born, with one exception: all eyes
have to be turned away from you for you to do
it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of
your own home, you try to teleport but discover
that you cannot.
で curiousobsession101
YOU CANNOT FAST TRAVEL WHEN THERE ARE
ENEMIES NEARBY
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21 Tumblr Posts That Deserve Your Attention Today

21 Tumblr Posts That Deserve Your Attention Today

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Radio, Target, and Date: keith @KeetPotato [my 1st day as a sniper] me: [into radio] "i have a clean shot at the target sir" boss: "take him out" [later on date] me: "so how long have you been a terrorist?" Meirl

Radio, Target, and Date: keith
@KeetPotato
[my 1st day as a sniper]
me: [into radio] "i have a clean shot at the
target sir"
boss: "take him out"
[later on date]
me: "so how long have you been a
terrorist?"
Meirl

Radio, Target, and Date: keith
@KeetPotato
[my 1st day as a sniper]
me: [into radio] "i have a clean shot at the
target sir"
boss: "take him out"
[later on date]
me: "so how long have you been a
terrorist?"
Meirl

Meirl

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Traffic, Control, and Flight: keith @KeetPotato [my 1st day as pilot] air traffic control: "flight 417 please confirm your location, over" me: "this is flight 417, we are in the sky, over" meirl

Traffic, Control, and Flight: keith
@KeetPotato
[my 1st day as pilot]
air traffic control: "flight 417 please
confirm your location, over"
me: "this is flight 417, we are in the sky,
over"
meirl

Traffic, Control, and Flight: keith
@KeetPotato
[my 1st day as pilot]
air traffic control: "flight 417 please
confirm your location, over"
me: "this is flight 417, we are in the sky,
over"
meirl

meirl

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Dank, Memes, and Target: keith @KeetPotato [my 1st day as pilot] air traffic control: "flight 417 please confirm your location, over" me: "this is flight 417, we are in the sky, over" meirl by VarysIsAMermaid69 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: keith
@KeetPotato
[my 1st day as pilot]
air traffic control: "flight 417 please
confirm your location, over"
me: "this is flight 417, we are in the sky,
over"
meirl by VarysIsAMermaid69
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Dank, Memes, and Target: keith
@KeetPotato
[my 1st day as pilot]
air traffic control: "flight 417 please
confirm your location, over"
me: "this is flight 417, we are in the sky,
over"
meirl by VarysIsAMermaid69
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Lol, Virgin, and How To: cory hey lol thank u for @_Coryrichardson my profle [first day as bartender] her: piña colada please me: ok her: can you make it virgin? me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to make it 12:10 PM 29 Oct 18 3,242 Retweets 16.1K Likes

Lol, Virgin, and How To: cory
hey lol
thank u for
@_Coryrichardson
my profle
[first day as bartender]
her: piña colada please
me: ok
her: can you make it virgin?
me: *trying not to cry* yes i know
how to make it
12:10 PM 29 Oct 18
3,242 Retweets 16.1K Likes

Lol, Virgin, and How To: cory
hey lol
thank u for
@_Coryrichardson
my profle
[first day as bartender]
her: piña colada please
me: ok
her: can you make it virgin?
me: *trying not to cry* yes i know
how to make it
12:10 PM 29 Oct 18
3,242 Retweets 16.1K Likes

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Virgin, How To, and MeIRL: [first day as bartender] her: piña colada please me: ok her: can you make it virgin? me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to make it meirl

Virgin, How To, and MeIRL: [first day as bartender]
her: piña colada please
me: ok
her: can you make it virgin?
me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to
make it
meirl

Virgin, How To, and MeIRL: [first day as bartender]
her: piña colada please
me: ok
her: can you make it virgin?
me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to
make it
meirl

meirl

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Dank, Work, and Bible: LAD BIBLE StairMaster KLICT OPL WHO HATES LEG DAY AS MUCH AS ME? OSCAR AGREES" K9 OSGAR_KIRKWOODMO K-9 UNIT 'I do all the work, he takes all the glory' 😁🐶

Dank, Work, and Bible: LAD
BIBLE
StairMaster
KLICT
OPL
WHO HATES LEG DAY AS MUCH AS ME? OSCAR
AGREES"
K9 OSGAR_KIRKWOODMO
K-9 UNIT
'I do all the work, he takes all the glory' 😁🐶

Dank, Work, and Bible: LAD
BIBLE
StairMaster
KLICT
OPL
WHO HATES LEG DAY AS MUCH AS ME? OSCAR
AGREES"
K9 OSGAR_KIRKWOODMO
K-9 UNIT
'I do all the work, he takes all the glory' 😁🐶

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Dtf, Friday, and Gif: 60% 12:58 I { Friday 4:02 PM are you incredibly dtf? I have incredibly high standards for who I fuck. So no, have a good day as you should! you too:) Today 5:58 AM Wyd? Type a message... GIF how the turntables

Dtf, Friday, and Gif: 60%
12:58
I {
Friday 4:02 PM
are you incredibly dtf?
I have incredibly high
standards for who I fuck. So
no, have a good day
as you should! you too:)
Today 5:58 AM
Wyd?
Type a message...
GIF
how the turntables

Dtf, Friday, and Gif: 60%
12:58
I {
Friday 4:02 PM
are you incredibly dtf?
I have incredibly high
standards for who I fuck. So
no, have a good day
as you should! you too:)
Today 5:58 AM
Wyd?
Type a message...
GIF
how the turntables

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Streets, Gang, and Irl: yabkat @ohen39 [first day as a lawyerl judge: and who will you be representing? me: *throwing gang sign* the streets your honor Me irl

Streets, Gang, and Irl: yabkat
@ohen39
[first day as a lawyerl
judge: and who will you be
representing?
me: *throwing gang sign* the streets
your honor
Me irl

Streets, Gang, and Irl: yabkat
@ohen39
[first day as a lawyerl
judge: and who will you be
representing?
me: *throwing gang sign* the streets
your honor
Me irl

Me irl

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How To, All The, and How: Kyle @KylePlantEmoji [first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: Idon't know how to tell you this 23/05/2018, 06:55 *visible confusion

How To, All The, and How: Kyle
@KylePlantEmoji
[first day as a bartender]
Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients:
Idon't know how to tell you this
23/05/2018, 06:55
*visible confusion

How To, All The, and How: Kyle
@KylePlantEmoji
[first day as a bartender]
Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients:
Idon't know how to tell you this
23/05/2018, 06:55
*visible confusion

*visible confusion

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Club, Hype, and Sorry: The Hype @TheHyyyype [first day as a mechanic] customer: can i get a quote? me: give me liberty or give me death customer: i meant for the truck me: oh sorry...autobots, roll out laughoutloud-club: Turn around….

Club, Hype, and Sorry: The Hype
@TheHyyyype
[first day as a mechanic]
customer: can i get a quote?
me: give me liberty or give me death
customer: i meant for the truck
me: oh sorry...autobots, roll out
laughoutloud-club:

Turn around….

Club, Hype, and Sorry: The Hype
@TheHyyyype
[first day as a mechanic]
customer: can i get a quote?
me: give me liberty or give me death
customer: i meant for the truck
me: oh sorry...autobots, roll out
laughoutloud-club:

Turn around….

laughoutloud-club: Turn around….

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Congratulations, Earth, and Images: f LaughingColours ISRO TODAY SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCHED AN EARTH OBSERVATION SPY SATELLITE RISAT 2B THE SATELITE IS EQUIPPED WITH A SYNTHETIC APERTURE RADAR AND CAN TAKE IMAGES IN DAY AS WELL AS IN NIGHT IN ANY CONDITION CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TEAM OF ISRO Congratulations To #ISRO (Y)

Congratulations, Earth, and Images: f LaughingColours
ISRO TODAY
SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCHED AN EARTH
OBSERVATION SPY SATELLITE RISAT 2B
THE SATELITE IS EQUIPPED WITH
A SYNTHETIC APERTURE RADAR AND
CAN TAKE IMAGES IN DAY AS WELL AS
IN NIGHT IN ANY CONDITION
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TEAM OF ISRO
Congratulations To #ISRO (Y)

Congratulations, Earth, and Images: f LaughingColours
ISRO TODAY
SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCHED AN EARTH
OBSERVATION SPY SATELLITE RISAT 2B
THE SATELITE IS EQUIPPED WITH
A SYNTHETIC APERTURE RADAR AND
CAN TAKE IMAGES IN DAY AS WELL AS
IN NIGHT IN ANY CONDITION
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TEAM OF ISRO
Congratulations To #ISRO (Y)

Congratulations To #ISRO (Y)

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Twitter, MeIRL, and Back: keith a @KeetPotato [1st day as cop] captain: "why did you call for back up" me: "there was a fly in my car" swat team leader: "what exactly do you think we do" 5:45 AM.9/30/16 Twitter Web Client 2,259 Retweets 4,454 Likes meirl

Twitter, MeIRL, and Back: keith a
@KeetPotato
[1st day as cop]
captain: "why did you call for back up"
me: "there was a fly in my car"
swat team leader: "what exactly do
you think we do"
5:45 AM.9/30/16 Twitter Web Client
2,259 Retweets 4,454 Likes
meirl

Twitter, MeIRL, and Back: keith a
@KeetPotato
[1st day as cop]
captain: "why did you call for back up"
me: "there was a fly in my car"
swat team leader: "what exactly do
you think we do"
5:45 AM.9/30/16 Twitter Web Client
2,259 Retweets 4,454 Likes
meirl

meirl

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9gag, How, and Com: AVERAGE DAY AS A PROGRAMMER HOW ITHOUGHT IT WOULD BE HOW IT USUALLY IS VIA 9GAG.COM My day

9gag, How, and Com: AVERAGE DAY AS A PROGRAMMER
HOW ITHOUGHT IT WOULD BE
HOW IT USUALLY IS
VIA 9GAG.COM
My day

9gag, How, and Com: AVERAGE DAY AS A PROGRAMMER
HOW ITHOUGHT IT WOULD BE
HOW IT USUALLY IS
VIA 9GAG.COM
My day

My day

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Evolve, Home, and Live: We travel not just to go, we travel to evolve. Embracing new experiences, endlessly changing horizons, and each brand new day as a way of living. We live for airports, planes, buses, boats, trains, road trips. We find clarity in the blur of the places zooming past us as we look through the window. This is our home. This will always be our home. https://iglovequotes.net/

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How To, All The, and How: Kyle @KylePlantEmoji [first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this 23/05/2018, 06:55 I Dont know how to tell you this

How To, All The, and How: Kyle
@KylePlantEmoji
[first day as a bartender]
Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients:
I don't know how to tell you this
23/05/2018, 06:55
I Dont know how to tell you this

How To, All The, and How: Kyle
@KylePlantEmoji
[first day as a bartender]
Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients:
I don't know how to tell you this
23/05/2018, 06:55
I Dont know how to tell you this

I Dont know how to tell you this

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Birthday, Dank, and Fucking: When your birthday is the same fucking day as your result OD My birthday is ruined boiis by Crade47 FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Birthday, Dank, and Fucking: When your birthday is the same fucking
day as your result
OD
My birthday is ruined boiis by Crade47
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Birthday, Dank, and Fucking: When your birthday is the same fucking
day as your result
OD
My birthday is ruined boiis by Crade47
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Dank, Memes, and Scream: MoonPie Pie @MoonPie 2d Moon It's as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie in the microwave light a couple candles and scream into a soft pillow 545 t15.1K 40.3K Stephen Lowe @TheWiki HowGuy 2d moon pie are u ok t 109 385 MoonPie Moon Pie @MoonPie 2d No Σ Me irl by frenzy3 FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Memes, and Scream: MoonPie
Pie
@MoonPie 2d
Moon
It's as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie
in the microwave light a couple candles and
scream into a soft pillow
545
t15.1K
40.3K
Stephen Lowe @TheWiki HowGuy 2d
moon pie are u ok
t 109
385
MoonPie
Moon
Pie
@MoonPie 2d
No
Σ
Me irl by frenzy3
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Memes, and Scream: MoonPie
Pie
@MoonPie 2d
Moon
It's as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie
in the microwave light a couple candles and
scream into a soft pillow
545
t15.1K
40.3K
Stephen Lowe @TheWiki HowGuy 2d
moon pie are u ok
t 109
385
MoonPie
Moon
Pie
@MoonPie 2d
No
Σ
Me irl by frenzy3
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Dank, Memes, and Scream: MoonPie@MoonPie 2d It's as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie in the microwave light a couple candles and scream into a soft pillow Moon Pie 545 t 15.1K 40.3K Stephen Lowe @TheWiki HowGuy 2d moon pie are u ok t109 385 MoonPie @Moon Pie 2d Moon Pie No Meirl by Iamstuu FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Memes, and Scream: MoonPie@MoonPie 2d
It's as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie
in the microwave light a couple candles and
scream into a soft pillow
Moon
Pie
545
t 15.1K
40.3K
Stephen Lowe @TheWiki HowGuy 2d
moon pie are u ok
t109
385
MoonPie @Moon Pie 2d
Moon
Pie
No
Meirl by Iamstuu
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Memes, and Scream: MoonPie@MoonPie 2d
It's as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie
in the microwave light a couple candles and
scream into a soft pillow
Moon
Pie
545
t 15.1K
40.3K
Stephen Lowe @TheWiki HowGuy 2d
moon pie are u ok
t109
385
MoonPie @Moon Pie 2d
Moon
Pie
No
Meirl by Iamstuu
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Dank, Memes, and Scream: MoonPie@MoonPie 2d It's as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie in the microwave light a couple candles and scream into a soft pillow Moon Pie 545 t15.1K 40.3K Stephen Lowe @TheWiki HowGuy 2d moon pie are u ok t 109 385 MoonPie @Moon Pie 2d Moon Pie No Not Ok by Vuynjou FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Memes, and Scream: MoonPie@MoonPie 2d
It's as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie
in the microwave light a couple candles and
scream into a soft pillow
Moon
Pie
545
t15.1K
40.3K
Stephen Lowe @TheWiki HowGuy 2d
moon pie are u ok
t 109
385
MoonPie @Moon Pie 2d
Moon
Pie
No
Not Ok by Vuynjou
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Dank, Memes, and Scream: MoonPie@MoonPie 2d
It's as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie
in the microwave light a couple candles and
scream into a soft pillow
Moon
Pie
545
t15.1K
40.3K
Stephen Lowe @TheWiki HowGuy 2d
moon pie are u ok
t 109
385
MoonPie @Moon Pie 2d
Moon
Pie
No
Not Ok by Vuynjou
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