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One of the grossest messages I ever got on a dating site.: 27% 12:15 AM L) 57 Conversation Oralsex reference match 68% 56 Personal info May 18 9:39pm Hello My username Name 56, retired and I live Location live b seln. know you stated you wanted a younger man your profile but tough titty, l'm going to state my case anyway. I saw your photo wearing those great glasses and I was interested immediately. What exactly is so wrong with an older man? I can tie my own shoes. Cook my own You blocked Username O M 27% 12:16 AM 57 Conversation my own shoes. Cook my own meals. Wipe my own ass and I've been told on more than one occasion that I'm a woman pleaser in the bedroom. Now don't like to brag but I've been making women cum multiple times for many years now and l mostly do it with only my tongue. You see l enjoy going down on a woman. Always have always will. t was my reputation in high school, college and throughout my entire life the girls used to call me with that magic His name tongue ma a fact. So while I'm not going to try and sweet talk you (I know you're too smart for that) but I wish you girls would stop stereotyping us older guys as just old men that can't even get it up Well let me say I get it up every day without any problems or Viagra. I just need a girl once in awile to get it up for. You see l don't drive because of recent knee surgery and that makes it very difficult to get You blocked username O M 27% 12:16 AM 57 Conversation that makes it very difficult to get out anywhere to meet up with men. And I love women Anywhere between the ages of 18 to 40. And yes I would date an 18 year old if given the chance because they're so uninhabited these days. It's nothing but sex, sex, sex and they don't even care who it's with. So yes, I want some too. So if you're ever dow drop in to see Location me and hopefully I'll get to show you my magic tongue. I'd really like that His name and I want some too. Fuck no. Learn to respect boundaries and the fact that not everyone will be attracted to you or wanna fuck you. Plus, talking about women like they're objects is disgusting. I don't You blocked Username o 85 50% 4:03 PM Conversation want some too. Fuck no. Learn to respect boundaries and the fact that not everyone will be attracted to you or wanna fuck you. Plus, talking about women like they're objects is disgusting. I don't care what you think you can do. have no interest in someone who is at a different stage in their life than l, or have nothing in common with. Plus you are older then my parents, I'm extremely grossed out by that. The age range I have set is pretty open and reasonable for my age. You're just trying to peacock because you're not in the club. Fuck off. PS: Tough titty Type message here One of the grossest messages I ever got on a dating site.
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Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get used by the sex-hangry MILF who honestly was just craving pizza and now she's being bent over her sectional โ˜บ๏ธ. Don't text him "omg I'm horny". Text him: "OMG I'm horny for you". Another good one: "baby I'm burning for you." U feel me? Like u got a STD in your Punani and his PP is the cot damn antibiotic antidote ๐Ÿ’‰. "I'm at my desk touching myself where are you." <- 100% hit rate. Now I know what u thinking. "This is the fuckery I signed up for? U men need your egos stroked THIS badly?" Well...yes ๐Ÿ˜‚. U look at yo man and see a grown ass human with hair under his balls. What u don't realize is that this man still has the basic emotional intelligence of a cautious, insecure first grader in Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and ProKeds sneakers. He still liable to piss hisself if circumstances get to that. U feel me? He crying at the bus stop. He need a mama. Reassure him that he's your everything - emotionally, sexually, etc. And men for chrissake do the same (I'll do a part 2 where I talk about how men should sweet-talk their woman). TALK DIRTY TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT LET THEM KNOW YOU FUCKS WITH THEM. See a lot of y'all Bruh? Y'all in relationships but u done fell into a rut. "Hey babe." "Hey." "How's work." "Great." "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "OK great." "Hey did you get the dry cleaning I'm out of shirts". "No, crap. I'll get it after work." "Ok." "Ok." "Love you." "Ok love you too." Bruh. Y'all done turned into robots. Ladies tonight I want u to try something different. When u making boring ass plans with your man and boring ass Melissa and Ted, add a little spice at the end. "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "Ok." "Hey Jack." "Yeah babe." "Before we meet them can you bend me over the kitchen counter and tear my little bitty Punani open with your hosecock HURT ME DADDY". Do it. See how he react. Ya get me? Now go build fruitful, lasting, fulfilling sexual relationships (unlike Melissa and Ted who don't bang after they've brushed their teeth ๐Ÿ˜ฉ). BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: when u see ur new replacement @DrSmashlove Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get used by the sex-hangry MILF who honestly was just craving pizza and now she's being bent over her sectional โ˜บ๏ธ. Don't text him "omg I'm horny". Text him: "OMG I'm horny for you". Another good one: "baby I'm burning for you." U feel me? Like u got a STD in your Punani and his PP is the cot damn antibiotic antidote ๐Ÿ’‰. "I'm at my desk touching myself where are you." <- 100% hit rate. Now I know what u thinking. "This is the fuckery I signed up for? U men need your egos stroked THIS badly?" Well...yes ๐Ÿ˜‚. U look at yo man and see a grown ass human with hair under his balls. What u don't realize is that this man still has the basic emotional intelligence of a cautious, insecure first grader in Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and ProKeds sneakers. He still liable to piss hisself if circumstances get to that. U feel me? He crying at the bus stop. He need a mama. Reassure him that he's your everything - emotionally, sexually, etc. And men for chrissake do the same (I'll do a part 2 where I talk about how men should sweet-talk their woman). TALK DIRTY TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT LET THEM KNOW YOU FUCKS WITH THEM. See a lot of y'all Bruh? Y'all in relationships but u done fell into a rut. "Hey babe." "Hey." "How's work." "Great." "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "OK great." "Hey did you get the dry cleaning I'm out of shirts". "No, crap. I'll get it after work." "Ok." "Ok." "Love you." "Ok love you too." Bruh. Y'all done turned into robots. Ladies tonight I want u to try something different. When u making boring ass plans with your man and boring ass Melissa and Ted, add a little spice at the end. "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "Ok." "Hey Jack." "Yeah babe." "Before we meet them can you bend me over the kitchen counter and tear my little bitty Punani open with your hosecock HURT ME DADDY". Do it. See how he react. Ya get me? Now go build fruitful, lasting, fulfilling sexual relationships (unlike Melissa and Ted who don't bang after they've brushed their teeth ๐Ÿ˜ฉ). BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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