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Homeless, Shit, and Taken: Rally driver admits he has no idea what co-driver is talking about Top British rally driver, Mark Fischer, today found himself at the centre of a storm of controversy after confessing that he had absolutely no idea what his long-term co-driver, Gethyn Davis, was talking about during races It had been assumed that co-drivers were reading 'pace notes', a series of instructions describing how to negotiate the road layout ahead, but Fischer claims the notes are total nonsense' and that he has simply been humouring his co-driver all these years. 'I's just gibberish,' he said. 'But the regulations say that there must be two people in the car at all times during the race, and Gethyn was a good mate so l always just took him along for the ride Davis is reported to be furious at Fischer's statement and maintains that they were equal partners in the team, but Fisher has been quick to dismiss this Oh, come on,' he said. ' mean, '50 5left and stop 2-right half minus braking into K-right 90 maybe and absolute crest 500%. What the hell am I supposed to make of that when I'm flat out over a jump sideways at 90mph?" This is not the first time Fischer has courted controversy over the role of co-drivers. In 2009, after finding himself without a co-driver for the Jyvaskyla Rally in Finland, he kidnapped a homeless man and forcibly strapped him into the passenger seat to ensure that the two-people-in-each-car rule was complied with. The stunt only came to light when onboard footage taken during the race revealed that rather than reading the 'pace notes', the Finnish co-driver was in fact screaming the words 'Oh shit!' over and over again, occasionally interspersed with other phrases including, 'Watch out for that house' and Slow down, you mad bastard srsfunny:Driver Admits He Has No Idea What Co-Driver Is Talking About
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Bitch, Bruh, and Fucking: k1113rkitty: fantastic-nonsense: fantastic-nonsense: okay but the screenwriter for Thor: Ragnarok is obviously intimately aware of what it's like to have siblings because like... the snake scene? Bickering at every opportunity? Throwing things at each other for no real reason? "You know this guy?" "I have no idea who this person is"? Smirking when your sibling does something cool because 'nothing but respect for MY sibling' and then turning around and punching each other in the face right afterward? Stabbing each other for fun and then going 'oh come on you big baby, that didn't even hurt? The fucking Get Help' scene? Like bruh...that is some Truth in Hollywood right there In honor of this post reaching 10K notes, I have more examples of Siblinghood Done Right in Ragnarok: e *parent leaves the area "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" . "You're just...the worst. *internally bitch Iam the only one that gets to kill my sibling back off! That little conciliatory pat on the back Loki gives to Thor after Thor says "Jane and I dumped each other" "I swear I left it right here" *casually talking to each other about something mundane with the underlying threat of violence everpresent in both of your voices* e . casual jibes and banter about the way each other dresses ("Why would I do that? I'm not a witch." "Then why do you dress like one?") "YES! THAT'S WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE!" e but also the concealed worry about your sibling getting actually hurt, even though you know they'll probably be fine Loki's extremely obvious eyerolling when those girls approach Thor in public and ask for a selfie * *sibling walks in while you're trying to cause trouble and enjoy yourselfk "oh shit" I don't even have a sibling, and I get it. Siblings, theyre just like that [Thor: Ragnarok spoilers]
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