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Dumb, Head, and Cool: Never skip head day if you're not following @_theblessedone , thats cool just know you're dumb cause he has nice photos

if you're not following @_theblessedone , thats cool just know you're dumb cause he has nice photos

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Alive, Anaconda, and Ass: finnand fluke FOLLOW In honor of Fantastic Beasts, here are the signs as magical creatures! Aries: Graphorn. The finisher. Do not start a Libra DiricawL The anti-drama. Will violently fight with them, they will not take your shit for nope out of any situation they don't like a moment. Super hard to actually hurt their Good judge of danger, so if they leave feelings, but will totally fight you on principle, suddenly you should really follow. Just wants world peace anda nap You will not win Taurus: Erumpent. The detonator. Seems Scorpio: Nundu. The untameable. Impossible scarier than they are, really loves making new to control against their will, all you can do is hope that they decide they like you. Legends friends. Usually super chill, but if you piss are told of their ferocity and violence but they them off they will push exactly the right are, in fact, big fucking kittens. buttons to make you self destruct Gemini: Bowtruckle. The debater. Gets really Sagittarius: Billywig. The observer. Really attached to places and people, not so great wants to know everyone's business but does with paradigm shifts. Can talk people into and not want toget involved Always good for a out of ideas, 117% confused by physical laugh, loves making people happy. Most fights likely to pull really baffling pranks Cancer: Mooncalf. The space case. They are Capricom: Demiguise. The babysitter. the gentlest creatures you will ever meet, and keep your dumb ass alive while you sort out super shy unless with a group. Great love of your trainwreck of life. Sees all your mistakes coming a mile away, and either fixes plants. Low-key conspiracy nut, probably your life or elegantly side-steps all of it believes (or wants to believe) in aliens. Just wants pretty Aquarius: swooping Evil. The brutally loyal Leo: Niffler. The hoarder. Will fuck up your shit if you insult their things, why can't they have pretty things? Has friends, only backs down when their friends a hard time letting go of the past. Socially stop them. The one to call when you need to independent but still really cares what you forget your troubles think of them. Pisces: Murtlap. The trainer. Knows the Virgo: occamy. The adapter. Will invade your dangers of the world and wants to toughen life if you let them, but when boundaries are you up, sometimes goes about itin the wrong set they will be 100% respected. Has a hard way but somehow still ends up helping. 90% time denying their cravings (for food or zen beach hippie, 109 pissed badger. otherwise) โ€ขโ€ขโ€ขโ€ขโ€ขโ€ขโ€ขโ€ข damn this weeks riverdale ep
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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: WAYS TO SAY NG TO WEED i. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26. was raised right, l won't light 2. anja is for goons, no thanks 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back offl 4 o thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 6 My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazerl 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, l'm as clean as a whistle Uhhh no thanks loser 33. That's a death "roach." No g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretinl i Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me i Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. injecting weed is for dummies 40. Nuh uh, respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law 1 will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men 18. Get a grip you sativa snorterl 43. l'd rather not die. Tokes kill 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking 20. I will use my taser on you. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21.What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life 47. You're dumb if you do "dank 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No wayl Hemp is horrible! 48. toners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nope Spliffs are for wimps! Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

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