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        Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8");
 This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere
 Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *
 4
 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this fΓ­le again to write this comment.
 Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 and hope it will be enough
 Farewell
 *
 error_reporting (E ALL);
 ini set("display_errors", true)
 print'<?xml version= "1.0" encodina="UTF-8" ?>' "An") : ?>
Don’t read the source, Luke!
        

            
            

                
                
                    Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8");
 This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere
 Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *
 4
 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this fΓ­le again to write this comment.
 Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 and hope it will be enough
 Farewell
 *
 error_reporting (E ALL);
 ini set("display_errors", true)
 print'<?xml version= "1.0" encodina="UTF-8" ?>' "An") : ?>
Don’t read the source, Luke!
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Creepy, Drinking, and Facts: R 43% 20:41
 Sean
 4 days ago
 HOW YOU DOIBIPHY
 Hey Sean! X
 3 days ago
 Hey yourself
 You know it was only last week
 said to my pal;'if a girl opened
 with a Friends quote I'd probably
 just marry her
 Oh shit, I better buy a dress!
 ORMAGIE COM
 GIPHY
 Should probably go out once or
 twice first. Just to keep
 everyone's parents happy
 Meh, fuck em
 Alright I like your attitude
 Good job really if we're getting
 married
 Tell me things
 What things would you like? I
 have much wisdom
 Top 5 facts about Sean
 Fact 1.I'm up at 5am so I must
 be rude and ask to continue this
 in the morrow if that's ok
 Request granted. But i want a
 further 5 facts
 2 days ago
 Alright you ready?
 Born ready
 11 have been in a coma for 2
 days
 2. I once played an astronaut in a
 Universal Studios show
 3. I'll make you hate me via puns
 4.I coach football.
 5. I can make you laugh out loud
 wherever you are with one simple
 joke
 You go
 Excellent facts! Can you prove
 number 5 please?
 Oh shit I meant I have
 experienced a 2 day coma. Not
 the last 2 days
 Yes can. Why do flamingoes
 only lift one leg up when they
 stand?
 1. I've never broken a bone
 2. Even though I'm a strong
 independent woman. spiders
 and creepy crawlies in my house
 freak me tf out
 3. Got 4 sisters and an army of
 nieces and nephews
 4. My wit makes people either
 hate me or fall madly in love with
 me
 5. I'm an excellent drinking buddy
 Go on....
 Yes i gathered thats what you
 meant about the coma hahah
 If they lifted both up they'd fall
 Over
 Ok that was pretty funny
 Considering proved my number
 5,l'd like you to do the same
 Deal. Name the place and time
 Yesterday
He got me there!
        

            
            

                
                
                    Creepy, Drinking, and Facts: R 43% 20:41
 Sean
 4 days ago
 HOW YOU DOIBIPHY
 Hey Sean! X
 3 days ago
 Hey yourself
 You know it was only last week
 said to my pal;'if a girl opened
 with a Friends quote I'd probably
 just marry her
 Oh shit, I better buy a dress!
 ORMAGIE COM
 GIPHY
 Should probably go out once or
 twice first. Just to keep
 everyone's parents happy
 Meh, fuck em
 Alright I like your attitude
 Good job really if we're getting
 married
 Tell me things
 What things would you like? I
 have much wisdom
 Top 5 facts about Sean
 Fact 1.I'm up at 5am so I must
 be rude and ask to continue this
 in the morrow if that's ok
 Request granted. But i want a
 further 5 facts
 2 days ago
 Alright you ready?
 Born ready
 11 have been in a coma for 2
 days
 2. I once played an astronaut in a
 Universal Studios show
 3. I'll make you hate me via puns
 4.I coach football.
 5. I can make you laugh out loud
 wherever you are with one simple
 joke
 You go
 Excellent facts! Can you prove
 number 5 please?
 Oh shit I meant I have
 experienced a 2 day coma. Not
 the last 2 days
 Yes can. Why do flamingoes
 only lift one leg up when they
 stand?
 1. I've never broken a bone
 2. Even though I'm a strong
 independent woman. spiders
 and creepy crawlies in my house
 freak me tf out
 3. Got 4 sisters and an army of
 nieces and nephews
 4. My wit makes people either
 hate me or fall madly in love with
 me
 5. I'm an excellent drinking buddy
 Go on....
 Yes i gathered thats what you
 meant about the coma hahah
 If they lifted both up they'd fall
 Over
 Ok that was pretty funny
 Considering proved my number
 5,l'd like you to do the same
 Deal. Name the place and time
 Yesterday
He got me there!
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8");
 /*
 *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code
 I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 *I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS.
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere
 *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment.
 *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 and hope it will be enough
 Farewell.
 *
 error_reporting (E_ALL)
 ini set("display_errors", true);
 print ('<?xml version-""1,0" encoding- "UTF -8 " ?>"\n") : ?>
Who needs license agreements when you got this! F
        

            
            

                
                
                    Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8");
 /*
 *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code
 I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 *I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS.
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere
 *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment.
 *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 and hope it will be enough
 Farewell.
 *
 error_reporting (E_ALL)
 ini set("display_errors", true);
 print ('<?xml version-""1,0" encoding- "UTF -8 " ?>"\n") : ?>
Who needs license agreements when you got this! F
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Bad, Bad Jokes, and Control: 83%
 3:41 PM
 65Β°
 consultingskeletondetective:
 somanyfandomsasdfghjkl
 the-average-gatsby
 alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not
 one comes close to this doozy
 brace yourselves
 so there's a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake
 surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the
 lake the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy
 prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its
 fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling
 and poor, and barely has an army.
 the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it's a
 valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest
 knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal
 squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather
 armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends
 their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since
 passed his prime, with his own personal squire.
 the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink
 and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights
 in the second kingdom aren't as well off, but have their own supply of
 grog and also drink late into the night.
 in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the
 branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills
 the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight
 the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over
 and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and
 weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all
 three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by
 the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing- the
 squire from the third kingdom.
 and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose
 is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides
 What have we become
 How dare you make me read that
 Source the-average-ga...
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                    Bad, Bad Jokes, and Control: 83%
 3:41 PM
 65Β°
 consultingskeletondetective:
 somanyfandomsasdfghjkl
 the-average-gatsby
 alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not
 one comes close to this doozy
 brace yourselves
 so there's a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake
 surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the
 lake the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy
 prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its
 fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling
 and poor, and barely has an army.
 the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it's a
 valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest
 knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal
 squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather
 armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends
 their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since
 passed his prime, with his own personal squire.
 the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink
 and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights
 in the second kingdom aren't as well off, but have their own supply of
 grog and also drink late into the night.
 in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the
 branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills
 the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight
 the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over
 and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and
 weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all
 three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by
 the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing- the
 squire from the third kingdom.
 and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose
 is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides
 What have we become
 How dare you make me read that
 Source the-average-ga...
 106,189 notes
 11
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        Batman, Family, and God: fundraisingwebsites:

Stringy and Mopy: The Adventure Begins

Mopy, the Son of Alpha, with a cloudy past joins forces with a bubbly, superhero Zeta, Stringy to rescue his mom from an ancient evil.

WHAT WE NEED AND WHAT YOU GET! Β Stringy and Mopy is an upcoming werewolf/superhero comic book series. When Mopy Garret failed to save his mom from getting kidnapped by an ancient evil, he teams up with an established superhero (Samantha Bridges) to save not only just her but the world from an Army of the Undead. This was a childhood story I wrote for the past 6 years. It is canon with my novel, β€œThe God of Alpha”.All funding will for the initial goal of $500 will be distributed to my staff working on the project. My illustrator need the efficient funding to work on the comic. If we reach our goal, assuming you guys loved the series, we will go on and create another installment of the series and possibly a cameo from you of the doners. Even if we don’t reach our goal, we will print out signed physical copies of the book with any donation of $7+ and a cameo of you in the story.MORE ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN!Stringy and Mopy is more of a family-created lore I made when I was little and dreamed about sharing it to the world for everyone to see. It has been. Their adventures have touched a lot of people who have heard of their stories and you too can be one of those people who get to know these wonderful creations. Do you remember how Superman came to be? When that comic came out, the people who created it made it as if it were a hobby, same with Batman. And now look, the people who funded the creation of these modern gods can look back and say, β€œWithout me, that character wouldn’t even exist.” You can make history by bringing this story into existence.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Batman, Family, and God: fundraisingwebsites:

Stringy and Mopy: The Adventure Begins

Mopy, the Son of Alpha, with a cloudy past joins forces with a bubbly, superhero Zeta, Stringy to rescue his mom from an ancient evil.

WHAT WE NEED AND WHAT YOU GET! Β Stringy and Mopy is an upcoming werewolf/superhero comic book series. When Mopy Garret failed to save his mom from getting kidnapped by an ancient evil, he teams up with an established superhero (Samantha Bridges) to save not only just her but the world from an Army of the Undead. This was a childhood story I wrote for the past 6 years. It is canon with my novel, β€œThe God of Alpha”.All funding will for the initial goal of $500 will be distributed to my staff working on the project. My illustrator need the efficient funding to work on the comic. If we reach our goal, assuming you guys loved the series, we will go on and create another installment of the series and possibly a cameo from you of the doners. Even if we don’t reach our goal, we will print out signed physical copies of the book with any donation of $7+ and a cameo of you in the story.MORE ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN!Stringy and Mopy is more of a family-created lore I made when I was little and dreamed about sharing it to the world for everyone to see. It has been. Their adventures have touched a lot of people who have heard of their stories and you too can be one of those people who get to know these wonderful creations. Do you remember how Superman came to be? When that comic came out, the people who created it made it as if it were a hobby, same with Batman. And now look, the people who funded the creation of these modern gods can look back and say, β€œWithout me, that character wouldn’t even exist.” You can make history by bringing this story into existence.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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Stringy and Mopy: The Adventure Begins

Mopy, the Son of Alpha, with a cloudy past joins forces with a bubbly, superhe...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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