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Break, Programming, and Another: I am so tired of studying programming all night I need a break from this *Just opens up a different project* Sits another couple of hours programming alam , w Programming students

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Family, School, and Tumblr: My mom has all our family pictures SoI took it upon my self to pick a more up on the piano, however they were recent photo, print it off & change it in all over three years old & wasn't the middle of the night. particularly fond of my middle school photo. (For obvious reasons) 30 23 However Mother wasn't too fond of the picture and changed it back. So the next night I replaced it with a picture of a sloth in a space suit. Once again she changed it back. Dixie, don't touch your frame again." "Okay mom." epicjohndoe: How To Properly Trick Your Mom

epicjohndoe: How To Properly Trick Your Mom

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Flashlight, Ghost, and Mattress: So last night I was positive there was a ghost baby in the bed with my son. I was so freaked out, I barely slept. I even tried creeping in there with a flashlight while my son was sleeping. Well, this morning I go to investigate a bit further. It turns out my husband just forgot to put the mattress protector on when he I could kill him changed the sheets LUXU Ghost baby

Ghost baby

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Memes, Today, and Train: AyeJayOhh eWhiteCodeine Follow My neighbor keeps vacuuming his floor when Im sleeping at night. I started vacuuming the ceiling as he sleeps at 3am @AyelayOh THE HUMOR TRAIN, 50 Of Today’s Freshest Pics And Memes

THE HUMOR TRAIN, 50 Of Today’s Freshest Pics And Memes

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Chair, Irl, and Me IRL: in the morning: it's just a chair. in the afternoon: yep, just a chair. At night: I see a little silhouetto of a man Me_irl

Me_irl

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Alarm, Hope, and Another: Last night I dreamt, That somebody loved me. No hope no harm Just another false alarm. The Smiths

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Beer, Drinking, and Drunk: Tea is an evil substance! Tea is much more dangerous then beer. Please avoid drinking tea. I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 beers up until 3.00 am at the pub while my wife was just drinking tea at home. You should have seen how angry and violent she was when I got home. I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me, all night long and even into the next morning Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it... Never drink tea ladies ?

Never drink tea ladies ?

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Chair, Man, and Ifunny: in the morning: it's just a chair. in the afternoon: yep, just a chair. At night: I see a little silhouetto of a man ifunny.co

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Memes, Sorry, and Fancy: Sorry my mouth decided it needed an ~ over it for Broadway opening night, I don’t make the rules, blame my fancy mouth #FreestyleLoveSupreme https://t.co/NNTL40YS7o

Sorry my mouth decided it needed an ~ over it for Broadway opening night, I don’t make the rules, blame my fancy mouth #FreestyleLoveSupreme...

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Funny, Lmao, and Love: 57 29 tE L o JE SS YM thunderpot.tumblr.com 200っ2+Ee AiNBaw thunderpot: A doodle in the middle of the night~~~ I kinda started reading @alannada Barks and I’m ridiculously in love with these (so much that I had to get up just to doodle these lmao).. I’m only at chapter 57 but already suffering that it’s gonna end at some point hahahaAlso I just LOVE every story with Hojo so far! So funny!!

thunderpot: A doodle in the middle of the night~~~ I kinda started reading @alannada Barks and I’m ridiculously in love with these (so muc...

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Love, The Middle, and Think: aug 23 2019 WA [lover closure] i wanna be defined by the things that i love not the things i hate, not the things i'm afraid of, i'm afraid of not the things that haunt me in the middle of the night i, i just think that #1 you are what you love /l

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Alarm, Hope, and Another: Last night I dreamt, That somebody loved me. No hope no harm Just another false alarm. The Smiths

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Ass, Fucking, and Xanax: my coworker is currently telling me about how her boyfriend stuffed a xanax up her ass last night & i just really don't wanna work at fucking applebee's anymore 11/2/18, 4:51 PM

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Friends, Party, and Prank: Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis Last night I realized that if you start inexplicably clapping when one of your friends arrives at a party, everyone else at the party will start clapping, too. It's the perfect wholesome prank, 10/10 highly recommend. 10/10 Prank

10/10 Prank

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Beautiful, Target, and Tumblr: CRYINGMANLYTEARS TUMBLR CRYINGMANLYTEARS TMA lbardugo: cryingmanlytears: “If we don’t survive this night, I will die unafraid, Kaz. Can you say the same?”His eyes were nearly black, the pupils dilated. She could see it took every last bit of his terrible will for him to remain still beneath her touch. And yet he did not pull away. She knew it was the best he could offer. It was not enough.She dropped her hand. He took a deep breath. Poor li’l murder babies <3 (this is beautiful!!)

lbardugo: cryingmanlytears: “If we don’t survive this night, I will die unafraid, Kaz. Can you say the same?”His eyes were nearly black, the...

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Cars, Hello, and Police: Round like a shot GOING to bed the other night I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible I hung up. A minute later I rang again. 'Hello, I said, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed You don't have to hurry now because I've shot them. Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them. To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available. TONY GLADSTONE Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do

Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do

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Facebook, Sorry, and Weird: Hey, things feel weird now. Is everything okay? 16:50 Me on our first date, enjoying my free meal, not listening to a damn thing you say: Не! 17:19 Yes! Everything is fine!! 17:19 I'm just not a great texter okay? 17:19 But also I've been thinking a little and I should probably clarify something 17:20 But also I've been thinking a little and I should probably clarify something Sure, what's up? 17:41 The other night I had a great time and I loved hanging out with you! I didn't feel like this could go somewhere though I did not feel a spark, and I know I probably sound like a dick but I'm sorry! 17:42 17:43 Brandy Harris March 4 at 6:30 AM- I was fine with the rejection text but finding her on my Facebook recommendations and seeing she posted this the night we went out sucked..

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Bad, MeIRL, and Goats: digivolvin: last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up meirl

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Best, Restaurant, and Never: Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_ So last night I had a lady ask to sit in my section because she heard how special Iam, told me Iwas the best server she's ever had, told my manager I was the best ever, tipped great and left a 5* Review. Seriously if you've never served your mom I highly recommend it meirl

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Af, Drinking, and Drunk: He got drunk and emailed his teacher. His teacher actually responded... o00 AT&T O00 AT&Ts 10:18 AM 10:25 AM Inbox (67) Sent Patrick mr Martin Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11:59 PM. It must be submitted to turnitin.com Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lol If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin. Please refer to my syllabus for information on how to submit your paper. Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked Iappreciate your concern for my bald head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid rn and will b sick af tomorrow. enough to get hair implants. Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard to remember what you said. Patrick Davidson Good yard Sent from my iPhone -Mr. Martin ת.

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Moms, Best, and Restaurant: Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_ So last night I had a lady ask to sit in my section because she heard how special Iam, told me Iwas the best server she's ever had, told my manager I was the best ever, tipped great and left a 5* Review. Seriously if you've never served your mom I highly recommend it Moms are the best

Moms are the best

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Being Alone, Bitch, and Books: 42,121 shouldnt.you-be.in.the-kitchen thatawkwardasian chimmychangaroo some kid at school today forgot the word pepperoni so he called them meat sprinkles Source: chimmychangaroo shouldnt-you be.in-the-kitchen thatawkwardasian 6,341 g-wretch I just remembered that one time I was high and referred to Hamlet as "The Fresh Prince of Denmark Source: g-wretch danglingthpider yayimontheinternet 203,319 dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: mrcraabs imagine if you could screenshot real life camera that thing you're talking about is a camera Source: mrcraabs wherehavemysocksgone comesingoodtime 37,984 mychemicalromanceboner Last night I forgot what milk was called so I called it Cereal water CEREAL WATER Source: iwasateenagewho captainrat twigtea 113,464 chuckle-voodoos aranyeha there should be feelings hookers like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be that's a therapist that's the thing you just described Source: rosekan steampoweredmusic youjustblinkedandaweepingangel 13,417 belle-ofthe-boulevard today i forgot the name for cauliflower so i called it albino broccoli Source: belle-ofthe-boulev hulksmashmouth 101,851 21st-century-son-ofa-bitch iphysianthe my mom's argument against piracy is "well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn't make any money!" MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED LIBRARIES Source: fillette-revolutionn #queue wouldn't like me when I'm angry 123,219 Llike.your.booty iwasso-alone-iowe.you.so-much beellette: dad just said "there should be a netflix for books" five minutes later he shouted "THE LIBRARY Source: ghoulium caraknightley slett 3,159 tupacabra rabioheab: imagine if worms had legs centipedes Source: rabioheab -moriarty joeshmo shavingryansprivates: romeo romeo where the fuck is you, romeo Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is "Wherefore art thou" And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you'd know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN "WHERE", WHEREFORE MEANS "WHY SHE'S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS. romeo romeo why the fuck is you romeo More like this at FUNSubstance.com About the library piracy thing: Libraries pay the author to stock the books, just like bookstores.

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Animals, Cute, and Dinosaur: N0183% 10:45 Virgin Tue, 20 Aug, 20:40 Gimmie that frog Do you mean bird Wait that's a bird?? But it's green You've got me doubting myself now Gonna look at a few frogs And a few birds And l'll make my own decision Okay pls let me know This is what tinder was made for Identifying animals I have decided that due to the feathery and bipedal nature of the animals in my photo they are either birds or velociraptors Okay if they are velociraptors I think this is gonna turn into something special And here I was excited for amphibians Do you like Dinosaurs What's your favourite Let me just Google some impressive Dino's real quick Okay the Ankylosaurus is pretty dope What's yours? I like ankylosaurus too they're so dumpy and cute I like Utahraptor it's like a huge fluffy velociraptor They basically filled the role of polar bears If you're wondering why i know so much about dinosaurs it's because I listen to dinosaur podcasts to help me sleep They're just boring enough to send me off Just interesting enough to listen to every night I feel like I'm learning things for the first time on here Sorry to let you down but I've seen Jurassic Park and the Flintstones which is the extent of my Dino knowledge I've got facts for days baby Haha everyone's got a weird thing they're into Type a message... GIF Gimmie that frog

Gimmie that frog

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Af, Drinking, and Drunk: He got drunk and emailed his teacher. His teacher actually responded... o00 AT&T 000 AT&Ts 10:18 AM 10:25 AM Inbox (67) Sent Patrick, mr Martin Sounds like you had a great night. I will Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lol extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11:59 PM. It must be submitted to turnitin.com If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin. Please refer to my syllabus for information on how to submit your paper. Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked Iappreciate your concern for my bald head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid rn and will b sick af tomorrow enough to get hair implants. Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard to remember what you said. Patrick Davidson Good yard Sent from my iPhone Mr. Martin וק Meirl

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Crying, Shrek, and Cool: sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said "yes i am bishrekual" and i woke up crying All the green goo you could want.

All the green goo you could want.

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Crying, Shrek, and Cool: sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said "yes i am bishrekual" and i woke up crying

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Drugs, Police, and Work: fuck-customers A few years back, I was a waitress at a breakfast diner. On the menus there are pictures of omelettes. The omelettes pictured are yellow. It's 11 at night, I get the last table before closing, and it's a girl my age. She asks for tea and an egg white omelette. So l bring over her egg white omelette, and she starts screaming. Why? Because it's not yellow like in the picture on the menu, it's white, so something must be wrong. I explained that the yolk is what makes omelettes yellow, and she didn't want egg yolks. She's still mad, and yells again. And then realizes she could eat while she's yelling, so she does, and I get to watch her chew with her mouth open while she rants about eggs I'm exhausted and dying inside. She finally stops. I ask if she wants a refill of tea, and she says yes. She's quiet for the rest of her meal, for which I am very grateful. After she paid and left, I collected her receipt. On it, she wrote in all caps "I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW EGGS WORK BUT IT WAS YUMMY." She left a $20 bill on the table as a tip. She also left some pills in a bag that my manager sent to the police, which were identified as some sort of amphetamine. Don't do drugs kids, you'll forget how eggs work. yazexa The moral of the story wasn't really what i expected, but it's hilarious Source: fuck-cust... 62,617 notes A

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Drunk, Fake, and Snapchat: l 1:301 Dylan YOU MATCHED WITH DYLAN ON 5/10/10 hola like the name Dylan its a powerful name baby Damn I couldn't agree more Dilana 21 Sent less than a mile away Dylan Nash @DylanParkerNash Last night I got drunk and woke up to a fake tinder I made using the girl filter 70.2K 7:00 PM May 10, 2019 10.3K people are talking about this 16 People Who Tried The Newest Genderswap Snapchat Filter And Were Surprised By The Results - TinyFoxLab

16 People Who Tried The Newest Genderswap Snapchat Filter And Were Surprised By The Results - TinyFoxLab

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Dank, Drunk, and 🤖: I was so drunk that night I can’t remember a thing

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Relationships, Live, and Sleep: This is how real couples sleep, nobody cuddles all night...I don't know what kind of fairy land y'all live in

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Mood, Sky, and Wait: Every night, I come to the same place and wait until the sky catches up with my mood.

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Alarm, Hope, and Another: Last night I dreamt, That somebody loved me. No hope no harm Just another false alarm. The Smiths

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Nsfw, Saw, and Sex: boypositiveplace-deactivated 201 Boys who are sex-repulsed/don't enjoy sex/are too uncomfortable to have sex - you're doing an amazing job at coping in a society that associates your maleness with having strong sexual desires. You are valid, you are loveable, you are not 'weird' for not fitting into the stereotype of men wanting sex all time. magicallygrimmwiccan ..I really needed to hear that thank you themasterpupil I never thought I would ever read something like this This makes me feel better. Last night I saw some explicit untagged nsfw and on the post I made to complain about it I got some shitty responses

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Friends, Party, and Prank: Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis Last night I realized that if you start inexplicably clapping when one of your friends arrives at a party, everyone else at the party will start clapping, too. It's the perfect wholesome prank, 10/10 highly recommend Make your friends feel special :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/33qvvJE

Make your friends feel special :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/33qvvJE

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Friends, Party, and Prank: Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis Last night I realized that if you start inexplicably clapping when one of your friends arrives at a party, everyone else at the party will start clapping, too. It's the perfect wholesome prank, 10/10 highly recommend. Make your friends feel special :)

Make your friends feel special :)

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Alarm, Hope, and Another: Last night I dreamt, That somebody loved me. No hope no harm Just another false alarm. The Smiths

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Crying, Dank, and Memes: sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna asked if it was cool with her and she said "yes i am bishrekual" and i woke up crying meirl by Seaturtlesnstuff MORE MEMES

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Crying, Shrek, and Cool: sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna asked if it was cool with her and she said "yes i am bishrekual" and i woke up crying meirl

meirl

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Alarm, Hope, and Another: Last night I dreamt, That somebody loved me No hope no harm Just another false alarm The Smiths

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Phone, Work, and Heart: r/offmychest /carrotinthefridge 13h My boyfriend "walks" me home every night. I work late quite late into the night. Sometimes I don't get off till 2 or 3 in the morning. I live about a 5-6 minute walk from work, so I opt to just walk home each night. My boyfriend has been staying up, until I get off each day and calling me while I walk home, so that I feel safer. He calls me and I can hear the sleepiness in his voice and my heart just melts. only got home now, and it half past 3, he called me and he's already half asleep, but he's there, dozing off over the phone. T, Share 117 3.2k Wholesome boyfriend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2M0TeKS

Wholesome boyfriend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2M0TeKS

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Af, Chill, and MeIRL: last night I face timed the wrong #n this ginger picked up. Ended up chatting for 30 min. He was actually chill af. @fuckjerry A meIrl

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Af, Chill, and Dank: last night I face timed the wrong #n this ginger picked up. Ended up chatting for 30 min. He was actually chill af. @tuckjerry meIrl by Daniilka_RUSS MORE MEMES

meIrl by Daniilka_RUSS MORE MEMES

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Bitch, Chilis, and Energy: Today 9:18 AM are you sitting down? Here's what we do. I pick you up at 9pm. We drive 3 days through the hell hole known as the Midwest. We survive strictly off of road trip snacks-gas station meals only. You insist the entire trip that this won't work.I tell you to believe. You sayI don't listen anymore. Our relationship is turning to shit. You ask where were even going and why we've only had monster energy drinks and Funyuns. You begin to suspect my name is Kyle, but I haven't called my mom a bitch. We arrive to California. San Diego specifically. Your friends ask where the fuck you are and why you're not at Chilis Trivia night. I throw your phone into the ocean and tell you to focus. We break into Sea World and free every fucking critter. We then get plastered at Taco Tuesday. I take you back home leave me on read and we never and you speak again. Sent Send Туре a message tinderfinds:her bio said fuck sea world

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: eunnieboo: day and night. i was thinking about a member of the royal court who moonlights as a city guard… the constellations on her face are made up of her freckles!

eunnieboo: day and night. i was thinking about a member of the royal court who moonlights as a city guard… the constellations on her face ar...

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Forest, Boss, and Can: RAAAARR!! OK, IM OFF TO DEFEAT THE BOSS! EXCUSE ME,CAN You PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THE Boss OF THIS FOREST IS? LATER THAT NIGHT I-1'M THE BOSS. SIGHHH.. OH... SERIOUSLY? @jdrift01 Boss Battle

Boss Battle

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Bitch, Chilis, and Energy: Today 9:18 AM are you sitting down? Here's what we do. I pick you up at 9pm. We drive 3 days through the hell hole known as the Midwest. We survive strictly off of road trip snacks-gas station meals only. You insist the entire trip that this won't work. I tell you to believe. You say don't listen anymore. Our relationship is turning to shit. You ask where were even going and why we've only had monster energy drinks and Funyuns. You begin to suspect my name is Kyle, but I haven't called my mom a bitch. We arrive to California. San Diego specifically. Your friends ask where the fuck you are and why you're not at Chilis Trivia night. I throw your phone into the ocean and tell you to focus. We break into Sea World and free every fucking critter. We then get plastered at Taco Tuesday. I take you back home and you leave me on read and we never speak again. + Sent Send Type a message her bio said fuck sea world

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Dank, Memes, and Target: "haha i only got 4 hours of sleep last night" "i only got 1" the pride and superiority you feel from having an unhealthier lifestyle than others is a short term gratification that will lead to long term detriments meIRL by vethansul MORE MEMES

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Lifestyle, Gratification, and Sleep: "haha i only got 4 hours of sleep last night" "i only got 1" the pride and superiority you feel from having an unhealthier lifestyle than others is a short term gratification that will lead to long term detriments meIRL

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Sleep, MeIRL, and How: Couldn't sleep last night. I kept thinking about how the Green Ranger had a dagger that was a flute that sounded like a synthesizer that's trying to sound like a trumpet. And he blew into it with his helmet on. 998 meirl

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Dank, Memes, and Target: Couldn't sleep last night. I kept thinking about how the Green Ranger had a dagger that was a flute that sounded like a synthesizer that's trying to sound like a trumpet. And he blew into it with his helmet on. 998 meirl by PauLtus MORE MEMES

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