next



                

                

                

            

        
    







            

            
            

                

                    
                

                

                    

                        


	

	
    
        

            

                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Thats
        

            
            Thats
        

    

    

         
Thats

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Money Dog
        

            
            Money Dog
        

    

    

         
Money Dog

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Upvote
        

            
            Upvote
        

    

    

         
Upvote

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        We Get It
        

            
            We Get It
        

    

    

         
We Get It

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        station
        

            
            station
        

    

    

         
station

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        the next day
        

            
            the next day
        

    

    

         
the next day

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         screenshot
        

            
             screenshot
        

    

    

         
 screenshot

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        boli
        

            
            boli
        

    

    

         
boli

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        there
        

            
            there
        

    

    

         
there

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        were
        

            
            were
        

    

    

         
were

    



                
            

        

    
    

        🔥 | Latest
    

    
    

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    America, Community, and Fucking: Mr. Terry Crews
<p><a href="http://dicktator-cain.tumblr.com/post/175762794781/kaldicuct-dxindustriesinc-grannythots" class="tumblr_blog">dicktator-cain</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/175350124746/dxindustriesinc-grannythots-odinoco" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dxindustriesinc.tumblr.com/post/175332981144/grannythots-odinoco-grannythots" class="tumblr_blog">dxindustriesinc</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://grannythots.tumblr.com/post/175312713521/odinoco-grannythots-dicapito" class="tumblr_blog">grannythots</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://odinoco.tumblr.com/post/175312314965/grannythots-dicapito-weepingbouquettyphoon" class="tumblr_blog">odinoco</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://grannythots.tumblr.com/post/175312022666/dicapito-weepingbouquettyphoon-chauiee" class="tumblr_blog">grannythots</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dicapito.tumblr.com/post/175289772226/weepingbouquettyphoon-chauiee-feinstein" class="tumblr_blog">dicapito</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://weepingbouquettyphoon.tumblr.com/post/175286998107/chauiee-feinstein-youre-a-big-powerful-man" class="tumblr_blog">weepingbouquettyphoon</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://chauiee.tumblr.com/post/175282077791/feinstein-youre-a-big-powerful-man-why-didnt" class="tumblr_blog">chauiee</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><b>Feinstein</b>: You’re a big, powerful man. Why didn’t you [gestures pushing motion]?</p>
<p><b>Crews</b>: Senator, as a black man in America [sigh]…</p>
<p><b>Feinstein</b>: Say it as it is. I think it’s important.</p>
<p><b>Crews</b>: …you only have a few shots at success. You only have a few chances to make yourself a viable member of the community. I’m from Flint, Michigan. I have seen many many young black men who were provoked into violence, and they were imprisoned, or they were killed, and they’re not here. My wife for years prepared me. She said, “If you ever get goaded, if you ever get prodded, if you ever have anyone try to push you into any kind of situation, don’t do it. Don’t be violent.” And she trained me. I’ll be honest with you it was the strength of my wife who trained me and told me, “If this situation happens, let’s leave.” And the training worked because I did not go into my first reaction, I grabbed her hand, we left, but the next day I went right to the agency. I have texts, I have phone conversations, and I said, “This is unacceptable!” And I told them how -you know- I almost got violent, but I didn’t. And I said, “What are you going to do about this predator that you have roaming your hallways?” And -you know- I was told, “We are going to do everything in our power. We are going to handle this Terry. You’re right. It is unacceptable.” And then they disappeared. Nothing happened.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Look at the faces of the black men behind him it says it all.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This is real fucking infuriating.  This shit isn’t funny.  Fuck them and anyone who makes fun of Terry Crews speaking out and taking a stand.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>

for those who don’t know the context, this is Terry Crews testifying about being sexually assaulted by Adam Venit during a Senate hearing about a proposed bill called the Sexual Assault Survivors Bill of Rights. While I don’t like that Senator Feinstein said what she said, I think it opened the door for a great statement from Terry about WHY he didn’t fight back - since so many people respond to male victims with “oh well you’re bigger than your rapist, why didn’t you push him or her off of you? why didn’t you punch him or her? did you want it or something?” And they don’t listen. Maybe finally people will listen. </p>
<p>This shows that anyone can be a victim of sexual assault, even a tall, strong, hulking guy like Terry Crews. And I hope him coming forward with his accusations convinces other victims to realize that it being a victim isn’t something to be ashamed of and to take down their attackers, and push the justice system to FINALLY take male rape and assault seriously. <br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>I think she asked him the question precisely for that</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/SenFeinstein/status/1011648748219486208">I just looked at her Twitter and she stated (well, implied haha) that yes you’re right, that was indeed why she phrased her question the way she did</a>.  </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="591"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13f86be19d2f626f3b8052b4df48d774/tumblr_inline_pazwccAecC1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="591"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>:(</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Well fuck me.</p>
<p>Guys, Hell just froze over. Saddam is chuckin snowballs at Hitler.</p>
<p>I just agreed with Feinstein on something.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>You could even expand this beyond the racial dynamic as well. Any man in that scenario could have easily faced the same threat of jail time or civil suit should they have used physical violence.  <br/><br/>I am glad that Feinstein, in this instance, did something I approve of.</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    America, Community, and Fucking: Mr. Terry Crews
<p><a href="http://dicktator-cain.tumblr.com/post/175762794781/kaldicuct-dxindustriesinc-grannythots" class="tumblr_blog">dicktator-cain</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/175350124746/dxindustriesinc-grannythots-odinoco" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dxindustriesinc.tumblr.com/post/175332981144/grannythots-odinoco-grannythots" class="tumblr_blog">dxindustriesinc</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://grannythots.tumblr.com/post/175312713521/odinoco-grannythots-dicapito" class="tumblr_blog">grannythots</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://odinoco.tumblr.com/post/175312314965/grannythots-dicapito-weepingbouquettyphoon" class="tumblr_blog">odinoco</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://grannythots.tumblr.com/post/175312022666/dicapito-weepingbouquettyphoon-chauiee" class="tumblr_blog">grannythots</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dicapito.tumblr.com/post/175289772226/weepingbouquettyphoon-chauiee-feinstein" class="tumblr_blog">dicapito</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://weepingbouquettyphoon.tumblr.com/post/175286998107/chauiee-feinstein-youre-a-big-powerful-man" class="tumblr_blog">weepingbouquettyphoon</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://chauiee.tumblr.com/post/175282077791/feinstein-youre-a-big-powerful-man-why-didnt" class="tumblr_blog">chauiee</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><b>Feinstein</b>: You’re a big, powerful man. Why didn’t you [gestures pushing motion]?</p>
<p><b>Crews</b>: Senator, as a black man in America [sigh]…</p>
<p><b>Feinstein</b>: Say it as it is. I think it’s important.</p>
<p><b>Crews</b>: …you only have a few shots at success. You only have a few chances to make yourself a viable member of the community. I’m from Flint, Michigan. I have seen many many young black men who were provoked into violence, and they were imprisoned, or they were killed, and they’re not here. My wife for years prepared me. She said, “If you ever get goaded, if you ever get prodded, if you ever have anyone try to push you into any kind of situation, don’t do it. Don’t be violent.” And she trained me. I’ll be honest with you it was the strength of my wife who trained me and told me, “If this situation happens, let’s leave.” And the training worked because I did not go into my first reaction, I grabbed her hand, we left, but the next day I went right to the agency. I have texts, I have phone conversations, and I said, “This is unacceptable!” And I told them how -you know- I almost got violent, but I didn’t. And I said, “What are you going to do about this predator that you have roaming your hallways?” And -you know- I was told, “We are going to do everything in our power. We are going to handle this Terry. You’re right. It is unacceptable.” And then they disappeared. Nothing happened.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Look at the faces of the black men behind him it says it all.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This is real fucking infuriating.  This shit isn’t funny.  Fuck them and anyone who makes fun of Terry Crews speaking out and taking a stand.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>

for those who don’t know the context, this is Terry Crews testifying about being sexually assaulted by Adam Venit during a Senate hearing about a proposed bill called the Sexual Assault Survivors Bill of Rights. While I don’t like that Senator Feinstein said what she said, I think it opened the door for a great statement from Terry about WHY he didn’t fight back - since so many people respond to male victims with “oh well you’re bigger than your rapist, why didn’t you push him or her off of you? why didn’t you punch him or her? did you want it or something?” And they don’t listen. Maybe finally people will listen. </p>
<p>This shows that anyone can be a victim of sexual assault, even a tall, strong, hulking guy like Terry Crews. And I hope him coming forward with his accusations convinces other victims to realize that it being a victim isn’t something to be ashamed of and to take down their attackers, and push the justice system to FINALLY take male rape and assault seriously. <br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>I think she asked him the question precisely for that</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/SenFeinstein/status/1011648748219486208">I just looked at her Twitter and she stated (well, implied haha) that yes you’re right, that was indeed why she phrased her question the way she did</a>.  </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="591"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13f86be19d2f626f3b8052b4df48d774/tumblr_inline_pazwccAecC1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="591"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>:(</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Well fuck me.</p>
<p>Guys, Hell just froze over. Saddam is chuckin snowballs at Hitler.</p>
<p>I just agreed with Feinstein on something.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>You could even expand this beyond the racial dynamic as well. Any man in that scenario could have easily faced the same threat of jail time or civil suit should they have used physical violence.  <br/><br/>I am glad that Feinstein, in this instance, did something I approve of.</p></blockquote>
                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://dicktator-cain.tumblr.com/post/175762794781/kaldicuct-dxindustriesinc-grannythots" class="tumblr_blog">dicktator-cain</a>...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    Anime, Future, and Gif: FANDOMETRICS
 ANIMEANG
 0
 NG
 AN
 & MANU ANIM
<h2>Anime &amp; Manga</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 16th, 2018</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/boku%20no%20hero%20academia">Boku no Hero Academia</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/free!"><b>Free! Dive to the Future</b></a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/yuri%20on%20ice">Yuri!!! on Ice</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/fate%20grand%20order">Fate/Grand Order</a> <i>+1</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/banana%20fish">Banana Fish</a> <i>+8</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/killing%20stalking">Killing Stalking</a> <i>−2</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/one%20piece">One Piece</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sailor%20moon">Sailor Moon</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tokyo%20ghoul">Tokyo Ghoul</a> <i>−7</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/snk">Attack on Titan</a> <i>−4</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/cells%20at%20work"><b>Cells at Work</b></a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/haikyuu!!">Haikyuu!!</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/satsuriku%20no%20tenshi"><b>Angels of Death</b></a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/edens%20zero">Eden&rsquo;s Zero</a> <i>+1</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/hetalia">Hetalia</a> <i>−5</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/fullmetal%20alchemist">Fullmetal Alchemist</a> <i>−5</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/fairy%20tail">Fairy Tail</a> <i>−1</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jojo's%20bizarre%20adventure">JoJo&rsquo;s Bizarre Adventure</a> <i>−9</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/boruto">Boruto: Naruto Next Generations</a> <i>−5</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/gintama"><b>Gintama</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="216" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="bonbonbunny:oIctJjAmPyWUGG3-_z9i4w:ZRP_3y2Zjn7Lj"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8fbeba5faee12e78c6f795e32c76201b/tumblr_pbpvci7uZq1qes8cgo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="216" data-orig-width="500"/></figure>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Anime, Future, and Gif: FANDOMETRICS
 ANIMEANG
 0
 NG
 AN
 & MANU ANIM
<h2>Anime &amp; Manga</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 16th, 2018</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/boku%20no%20hero%20academia">Boku no Hero Academia</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/free!"><b>Free! Dive to the Future</b></a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/yuri%20on%20ice">Yuri!!! on Ice</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/fate%20grand%20order">Fate/Grand Order</a> <i>+1</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/banana%20fish">Banana Fish</a> <i>+8</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/killing%20stalking">Killing Stalking</a> <i>−2</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/one%20piece">One Piece</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sailor%20moon">Sailor Moon</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tokyo%20ghoul">Tokyo Ghoul</a> <i>−7</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/snk">Attack on Titan</a> <i>−4</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/cells%20at%20work"><b>Cells at Work</b></a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/haikyuu!!">Haikyuu!!</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/satsuriku%20no%20tenshi"><b>Angels of Death</b></a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/edens%20zero">Eden&rsquo;s Zero</a> <i>+1</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/hetalia">Hetalia</a> <i>−5</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/fullmetal%20alchemist">Fullmetal Alchemist</a> <i>−5</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/fairy%20tail">Fairy Tail</a> <i>−1</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jojo's%20bizarre%20adventure">JoJo&rsquo;s Bizarre Adventure</a> <i>−9</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/boruto">Boruto: Naruto Next Generations</a> <i>−5</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/gintama"><b>Gintama</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="216" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="bonbonbunny:oIctJjAmPyWUGG3-_z9i4w:ZRP_3y2Zjn7Lj"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8fbeba5faee12e78c6f795e32c76201b/tumblr_pbpvci7uZq1qes8cgo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="216" data-orig-width="500"/></figure>
                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
<h2>Anime &amp; Manga</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 16th, 2018</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/boku%20no%20hero%20academia...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:<...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:<...