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        outdatedomg-humor.tumblr.com: Today I fucked up...by trusting
 a "hot local single in my area" on
 a dating app
 tinyrobins:
 today-fuckedup:
 Greatestiworst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks. it's
 story time:
 Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I'm really cute
 (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for
 coffee at a random McDonald's. When I ask if she's a 45 year old man
 trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row
 that look like they're straight from Facebook. Because that's how you
 convince somebody you're real (not true).
 Now nomally I don't accept propositions like this because I'm thinking
 what's the catch?" Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO side.and
 since it's right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that
 couid happen is it's a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug
 because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty
 sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that
 could happen.
 I show up. She shows up. She's real. I'm surprised. I buy her coffee
 because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested
 othervise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets
 stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find
 a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn
 table because I'm a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later.
 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message "lol u get
 lost???". No response. Tums out she took the coffee and left.
 So I'm not saying it's bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or
 aren't attracted to them. Its totally your decision. But I don't think that's
 the case..I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I don't think this
 was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect
 McHeist. And I'm starting to think I'm not even mad..she didn't steal my
 credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.
 And my heart.
 you mcfreakin lost her
outdatedomg-humor.tumblr.com
        

            
            

                
                
                    outdatedomg-humor.tumblr.com: Today I fucked up...by trusting
 a "hot local single in my area" on
 a dating app
 tinyrobins:
 today-fuckedup:
 Greatestiworst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks. it's
 story time:
 Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I'm really cute
 (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for
 coffee at a random McDonald's. When I ask if she's a 45 year old man
 trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row
 that look like they're straight from Facebook. Because that's how you
 convince somebody you're real (not true).
 Now nomally I don't accept propositions like this because I'm thinking
 what's the catch?" Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO side.and
 since it's right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that
 couid happen is it's a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug
 because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty
 sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that
 could happen.
 I show up. She shows up. She's real. I'm surprised. I buy her coffee
 because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested
 othervise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets
 stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find
 a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn
 table because I'm a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later.
 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message "lol u get
 lost???". No response. Tums out she took the coffee and left.
 So I'm not saying it's bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or
 aren't attracted to them. Its totally your decision. But I don't think that's
 the case..I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I don't think this
 was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect
 McHeist. And I'm starting to think I'm not even mad..she didn't steal my
 credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.
 And my heart.
 you mcfreakin lost her
outdatedomg-humor.tumblr.com
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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