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         : solarmorrigan
 So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and
 a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no
 explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort
 of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes
 role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be
 back in a couple of minutes
 Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English
 and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and
 chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her
 easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back
 stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
 After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons
 To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop
 them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the
 pencil
 There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop
 seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking
 her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons
 Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to
 demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no
 authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment
 ever
 vansnailismylife
 Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where
 we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took
 role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom
 On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At
 first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we
 just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently,
 no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the
 room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of
 the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us.
 So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the
 teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset
 we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been
 texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they
 were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild
 because it meant her class didnt get the point across
 hookedonafeeeling
 That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its
 representative of rich white male shitheads
 
        

            
            

                
                
                     : solarmorrigan
 So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and
 a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no
 explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort
 of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes
 role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be
 back in a couple of minutes
 Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English
 and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and
 chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her
 easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back
 stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
 After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons
 To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop
 them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the
 pencil
 There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop
 seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking
 her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons
 Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to
 demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no
 authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment
 ever
 vansnailismylife
 Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where
 we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took
 role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom
 On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At
 first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we
 just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently,
 no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the
 room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of
 the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us.
 So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the
 teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset
 we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been
 texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they
 were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild
 because it meant her class didnt get the point across
 hookedonafeeeling
 That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its
 representative of rich white male shitheads
 
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        jjsinterlude:
insidiousink:

hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:


ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:


jollylollylily:


clarknokent:
Bruh
Yooooooo…


Levels


I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4


Savage


Oh wow

This is super epic.  
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.  
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

#In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it


YOOOOOOOO
: Sassafrantz
 @Sassafrantz
 Pretended to add my number into this
 obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was
 edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes
 dick pics and booty calls.
 6/26/16, 7:03 PM
 1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES
jjsinterlude:
insidiousink:

hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:


ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:


jollylollylily:


clarknokent:
Bruh
Yooooooo…


Levels


I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4


Savage


Oh wow

This is super epic.  
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.  
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

#In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it


YOOOOOOOO

        

            
            

                
                
                    jjsinterlude:
insidiousink:

hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:


ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:


jollylollylily:


clarknokent:
Bruh
Yooooooo…


Levels


I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4


Savage


Oh wow

This is super epic.  
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.  
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

#In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it


YOOOOOOOO
: Sassafrantz
 @Sassafrantz
 Pretended to add my number into this
 obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was
 edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes
 dick pics and booty calls.
 6/26/16, 7:03 PM
 1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES
jjsinterlude:
insidiousink:

hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:


ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:


jollylollylily:


clarknokent:
Bruh
Yooooooo…


Levels


I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4


Savage


Oh wow

This is super epic.  
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.  
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

#In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it


YOOOOOOOO

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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