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Crush, Dank, and Fucking: r/teenagers /Potato-Spy 8h 16 2 S 2 My crush rejected me for being a Math nerd. Meme I was 2 to ask her out. delicious Finally, some good fucking jokes Gonna submit it to my schools ‘joke of the day’ by OOF_V2 MORE MEMES

Crush, Dank, and Fucking: r/teenagers
/Potato-Spy 8h 16
2 S 2
My crush rejected me for being
a Math nerd.
Meme
I was 2 to ask her out.
delicious
Finally, some good fucking
jokes
Gonna submit it to my schools ‘joke of the day’ by OOF_V2
MORE MEMES

Crush, Dank, and Fucking: r/teenagers
/Potato-Spy 8h 16
2 S 2
My crush rejected me for being
a Math nerd.
Meme
I was 2 to ask her out.
delicious
Finally, some good fucking
jokes
Gonna submit it to my schools ‘joke of the day’ by OOF_V2
MORE MEMES

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Crush, Fucking, and Meme: r/teenagers /Potato-Spy 8h 16 2 S 2 My crush rejected me for being a Math nerd. Meme I was 2 to ask her out. delicious Finally, some good fucking jokes Gonna submit it to my schools ‘joke of the day’

Crush, Fucking, and Meme: r/teenagers
/Potato-Spy 8h 16
2 S 2
My crush rejected me for being
a Math nerd.
Meme
I was 2 to ask her out.
delicious
Finally, some good fucking
jokes
Gonna submit it to my schools ‘joke of the day’

Crush, Fucking, and Meme: r/teenagers
/Potato-Spy 8h 16
2 S 2
My crush rejected me for being
a Math nerd.
Meme
I was 2 to ask her out.
delicious
Finally, some good fucking
jokes
Gonna submit it to my schools ‘joke of the day’

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Books, Friends, and Girl: Like Ask her out Girl She just wants to be friends She just wants to be friends You finally have a friend! Now I have a friend! Good day in my books

Books, Friends, and Girl: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Now I have a friend! Good day in my books

Books, Friends, and Girl: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Now I have a friend! Good day in my books

Now I have a friend! Good day in my books

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Beautiful, Children, and Life: S 8 Awards TLDR: A wife, three beautiful children and frankly my life as I know it. Story time: Back in Jr. High, I liked a girl and flirted with her quite a bit. One time, during a band trip, we stopped at a gas station and she bought me a pack of gum. I tried to pay her back $1 but she refused. So, I slipped the $1 in her pocket. She then slipped the dollar in my backpack and so began the back and forth with the $1 bill. We found silly ways to give it back and forth. I mailed it to her house. She stuffed it in a gum wrapper and offered me a piece. I then decided that I would ask her out on this $1. I wrote, "Will you go out with me" on it and put it in a note and gave it to her. She said yes (of course, it would be a terrible story otherwise, I suppose). About four years later, I still had the same dollar kept away. On our anniversary, I wrote "Will you marry me" on the bottom of the dollar. We have been married for 15 years and have three awesome kids. We still have that dollar stored away Picture of the dollar for those curious This made me smile way to much.

Beautiful, Children, and Life: S 8 Awards
TLDR: A wife, three beautiful children and frankly
my life as I know it.
Story time: Back in Jr. High, I liked a girl and flirted
with her quite a bit. One time, during a band
trip, we stopped at a gas station and she bought
me a pack of gum. I tried to pay her back $1 but
she refused. So, I slipped the $1 in her pocket.
She then slipped the dollar in my backpack and
so began the back and forth with the $1 bill. We
found silly ways to give it back and forth. I mailed
it to her house. She stuffed it in a gum wrapper
and offered me a piece. I then decided that I
would ask her out on this $1. I wrote, "Will you go
out with me" on it and put it in a note and gave
it to her. She said yes (of course, it would be a
terrible story otherwise, I suppose).
About four years later, I still had the same dollar
kept away. On our anniversary, I wrote "Will
you marry me" on the bottom of the dollar. We
have been married for 15 years and have three
awesome kids. We still have that dollar stored
away
Picture of the dollar for those curious
This made me smile way to much.

Beautiful, Children, and Life: S 8 Awards
TLDR: A wife, three beautiful children and frankly
my life as I know it.
Story time: Back in Jr. High, I liked a girl and flirted
with her quite a bit. One time, during a band
trip, we stopped at a gas station and she bought
me a pack of gum. I tried to pay her back $1 but
she refused. So, I slipped the $1 in her pocket.
She then slipped the dollar in my backpack and
so began the back and forth with the $1 bill. We
found silly ways to give it back and forth. I mailed
it to her house. She stuffed it in a gum wrapper
and offered me a piece. I then decided that I
would ask her out on this $1. I wrote, "Will you go
out with me" on it and put it in a note and gave
it to her. She said yes (of course, it would be a
terrible story otherwise, I suppose).
About four years later, I still had the same dollar
kept away. On our anniversary, I wrote "Will
you marry me" on the bottom of the dollar. We
have been married for 15 years and have three
awesome kids. We still have that dollar stored
away
Picture of the dollar for those curious
This made me smile way to much.

This made me smile way to much.

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Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be back in a couple of minutes Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back stops in the doorway, and just stares at us After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the pencil There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever vansnailismylife Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didnt get the point across hookedonafeeeling That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its representative of rich white male shitheads

Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan
So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and
a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no
explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort
of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes
role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be
back in a couple of minutes
Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English
and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and
chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her
easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back
stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons
To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop
them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the
pencil
There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop
seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking
her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons
Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to
demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no
authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment
ever
vansnailismylife
Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where
we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took
role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom
On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At
first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we
just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently,
no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the
room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of
the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us.
So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the
teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset
we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been
texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they
were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild
because it meant her class didnt get the point across
hookedonafeeeling
That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its
representative of rich white male shitheads

Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan
So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and
a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no
explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort
of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes
role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be
back in a couple of minutes
Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English
and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and
chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her
easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back
stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons
To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop
them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the
pencil
There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop
seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking
her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons
Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to
demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no
authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment
ever
vansnailismylife
Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where
we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took
role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom
On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At
first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we
just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently,
no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the
room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of
the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us.
So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the
teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset
we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been
texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they
were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild
because it meant her class didnt get the point across
hookedonafeeeling
That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its
representative of rich white male shitheads

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Respect, Good, and Personal: when your daughter is upset and you ask her what's wrong, and she tells you that it's personal and she doesn't want to talk about it, and you are a good parent that respects her privacy All right, then. Keep your secrets. Respect is given not earned

Respect, Good, and Personal: when your daughter is upset
and you ask her what's wrong,
and she tells you that it's
personal and she doesn't want
to talk about it, and you are a
good parent that respects her
privacy
All right, then. Keep your secrets.
Respect is given not earned

Respect, Good, and Personal: when your daughter is upset
and you ask her what's wrong,
and she tells you that it's
personal and she doesn't want
to talk about it, and you are a
good parent that respects her
privacy
All right, then. Keep your secrets.
Respect is given not earned

Respect is given not earned

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Clock, Alarm, and Alarm Clock: The best alarm clock world is your Mom If you ask her to wake you up at 7, she will wake you up at 6 saying it's 8 RELATIONSHIP RILES

Clock, Alarm, and Alarm Clock: The best alarm clock
world is your Mom
If
you ask her to wake you
up at 7, she will wake you
up at 6 saying it's 8
RELATIONSHIP
RILES

Clock, Alarm, and Alarm Clock: The best alarm clock
world is your Mom
If
you ask her to wake you
up at 7, she will wake you
up at 6 saying it's 8
RELATIONSHIP
RILES

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Friends, Girl, and Ask: Ask her out Like Girl She just wants to be friends She just wants to be friends You finally have a friend!

Friends, Girl, and Ask: Ask her
out
Like
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!

Friends, Girl, and Ask: Ask her
out
Like
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!

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Friends, Tumblr, and Blog: Like Ask her out Girl She just wants to be friends She just wants to be friends You finally have a friend! srsfunny: Friend-zoned

Friends, Tumblr, and Blog: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
srsfunny:

Friend-zoned

Friends, Tumblr, and Blog: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
srsfunny:

Friend-zoned

srsfunny: Friend-zoned

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Jealous, Movies, and Ask: "Ask her if we can be in one of her movies" Somebody sounds jealous

Jealous, Movies, and Ask: "Ask her if we can be in one of
her movies"
Somebody sounds jealous

Jealous, Movies, and Ask: "Ask her if we can be in one of
her movies"
Somebody sounds jealous

Somebody sounds jealous

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Friends, Girl, and Ask: Ask her out Like Girl She just wants to be friends She just wants to be friends You have a friend! if only more ppl responded like this

Friends, Girl, and Ask: Ask her
out
Like
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You
have a
friend!
if only more ppl responded like this

Friends, Girl, and Ask: Ask her
out
Like
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You
have a
friend!
if only more ppl responded like this

if only more ppl responded like this

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Friends, Girl, and Ask: Like Ask her out Girl She just wants to be friends She just wants to be friends You finally have a friend! Friend-zoned

Friends, Girl, and Ask: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Friend-zoned

Friends, Girl, and Ask: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Friend-zoned

Friend-zoned

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Dank, Friends, and Memes: Like Ask her out Girl She just wants to be friends She just wants to be friends You finally have a friend! Meirl by aluminatialma MORE MEMES

Dank, Friends, and Memes: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Meirl by aluminatialma
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Dank, Friends, and Memes: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Meirl by aluminatialma
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Meirl by aluminatialma MORE MEMES

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Friends, Girl, and MeIRL: Like Ask her out Girl She just wants to be friends She just wants to be friends You finally have a friend! Meirl

Friends, Girl, and MeIRL: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Meirl

Friends, Girl, and MeIRL: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Meirl

Meirl

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Dank, Friends, and Memes: Like Ask her out Girl She just wants to be friends She just wants to be friends You finally have a friend! Friend-zoned by NotThe0dd1s0ut MORE MEMES

Dank, Friends, and Memes: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Friend-zoned by NotThe0dd1s0ut
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Dank, Friends, and Memes: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Friend-zoned by NotThe0dd1s0ut
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Friends, Girl, and Ask: Like Ask her out Girl She just wants to be friends She just wants to be friends You finally have a friend! Friend-zoned

Friends, Girl, and Ask: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Friend-zoned

Friends, Girl, and Ask: Like
Ask her
out
Girl
She just
wants to
be friends
She just
wants to
be friends
You finally
have a
friend!
Friend-zoned

Friend-zoned

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Clock, Alarm, and Alarm Clock: The best alarm clock in the world is your Mom. If you ask her to wake you up at 7, she will wake you up at 6 saying it's 8. -Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP RULES

Clock, Alarm, and Alarm Clock: The best alarm clock in the
world is your Mom. If you ask her
to wake you up at 7, she will wake
you up at 6 saying it's 8.
-Unknown Author
RELATIONSHIP
RULES

Clock, Alarm, and Alarm Clock: The best alarm clock in the
world is your Mom. If you ask her
to wake you up at 7, she will wake
you up at 6 saying it's 8.
-Unknown Author
RELATIONSHIP
RULES

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Bad, Bae, and Booty: Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes dick pics and booty calls. 6/26/16, 7:03 PM 1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES jjsinterlude: insidiousink: hobbit-feels: badgyal-k: tiffanyaliyah: ukrindian: bae–electronica: dynastylnoire: jollylollylily: clarknokent: Bruh Yooooooo… Levels I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂 black mirror season 4 Savage Oh wow This is super epic. He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something. HOWEVER If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself. This is Greek Mythology levels of savage. #In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it YOOOOOOOO

Bad, Bae, and Booty: Sassafrantz
@Sassafrantz
Pretended to add my number into this
obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was
edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes
dick pics and booty calls.
6/26/16, 7:03 PM
1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES
jjsinterlude:
insidiousink:

hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:

ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:

jollylollylily:

clarknokent:
Bruh
Yooooooo…

Levels

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4

Savage

Oh wow

This is super epic.
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

#In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it

YOOOOOOOO

Bad, Bae, and Booty: Sassafrantz
@Sassafrantz
Pretended to add my number into this
obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was
edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes
dick pics and booty calls.
6/26/16, 7:03 PM
1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES
jjsinterlude:
insidiousink:

hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:

ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:

jollylollylily:

clarknokent:
Bruh
Yooooooo…

Levels

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4

Savage

Oh wow

This is super epic.
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

#In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it

YOOOOOOOO

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Bitch, Stfu, and Board: not dig her up BITCH I just choked IRB$I @wavvy co "oN mY DeAD gRaNnY yOu ThE OnLy BiTcH fW" First Off.. Stfu before i dig her up and ask her 8/30/17, 10:40 PM 1,189 Retweets 1,257 Likes If you like what you see follow me.! PIN: @kiddneann✨GIVE ME MORE BOARD IDEAS FMOIG: @yg._t @yg._t @yg._t

Bitch, Stfu, and Board: not dig her up
BITCH I just choked
IRB$I @wavvy co
"oN mY DeAD gRaNnY yOu ThE OnLy BiTcH
fW"
First Off.. Stfu before i dig her up
and ask her
8/30/17, 10:40 PM
1,189 Retweets 1,257 Likes
If you like what you see follow me.! PIN: @kiddneann✨GIVE ME MORE BOARD IDEAS FMOIG: @yg._t @yg._t @yg._t

Bitch, Stfu, and Board: not dig her up
BITCH I just choked
IRB$I @wavvy co
"oN mY DeAD gRaNnY yOu ThE OnLy BiTcH
fW"
First Off.. Stfu before i dig her up
and ask her
8/30/17, 10:40 PM
1,189 Retweets 1,257 Likes
If you like what you see follow me.! PIN: @kiddneann✨GIVE ME MORE BOARD IDEAS FMOIG: @yg._t @yg._t @yg._t

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Dad, Moms, and T-Mobile: alex @acollins05 i'm never venting to my dad again T-Mobile LTE 5:06 PM Dad nice ME let's make grilled cheese for dinner moms mad at me DAD why ME cause i got my ear pierced for my migraines |yesterday and she's pissed i didn't ask her but i didn't think at 20 i'd have to ask to get my ear pierced DAD we need cheese

Dad, Moms, and T-Mobile: alex
@acollins05
i'm never venting to my dad again
T-Mobile LTE
5:06 PM
Dad
nice
ME
let's make grilled cheese for dinner
moms mad at me
DAD
why
ME
cause i got my ear pierced for my migraines
|yesterday and she's pissed i didn't ask her
but i didn't think at 20 i'd have to ask to get
my ear pierced
DAD
we need cheese

Dad, Moms, and T-Mobile: alex
@acollins05
i'm never venting to my dad again
T-Mobile LTE
5:06 PM
Dad
nice
ME
let's make grilled cheese for dinner
moms mad at me
DAD
why
ME
cause i got my ear pierced for my migraines
|yesterday and she's pissed i didn't ask her
but i didn't think at 20 i'd have to ask to get
my ear pierced
DAD
we need cheese

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Dank, Memes, and Target: RICO @Nupe_4life When you ask her to spell coconut and you feel her hips starting to go into a "K" motion what is you doin baby?? by hypnotists MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: RICO
@Nupe_4life
When you ask her to spell coconut and
you feel her hips starting to go into a "K"
motion
what is you doin baby?? by hypnotists
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: RICO
@Nupe_4life
When you ask her to spell coconut and
you feel her hips starting to go into a "K"
motion
what is you doin baby?? by hypnotists
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Being Alone, Driving, and Friends: la loba Follow @vickto_willy I was driving for uber today & this girl gets in the car. I ask her hows her day been & she breaks down. She tells me that she flew alone from Texas to see a guy & he abandoned her so I did what I would want someone to do for me. I invited her to hang out with my friends & I 1:10 AM 10 Dec 2017 107,849 Retweets 470,815 Likes ti 108K 1.5K 471K la loba Follow @vickto_willy Update: Her name is Leah. She's super sweet and charming and l'm about to show her a good time. Taking her to a pregame, already got her listening to Florida music like Ice Berg and Major Nine. Changing her life and getting her lit. MIRTLOMION 3:28 AM 10 Dec 2017 6,017 Retweets 72,853 Likes Random acts of wholesomeness are the best

Being Alone, Driving, and Friends: la loba
Follow
@vickto_willy
I was driving for uber today & this girl gets in
the car. I ask her hows her day been & she
breaks down. She tells me that she flew
alone from Texas to see a guy & he
abandoned her so I did what I would want
someone to do for me. I invited her to hang
out with my friends & I
1:10 AM 10 Dec 2017
107,849 Retweets 470,815 Likes
ti 108K
1.5K
471K
la loba
Follow
@vickto_willy
Update: Her name is Leah. She's super
sweet and charming and l'm about to show
her a good time. Taking her to a pregame,
already got her listening to Florida music like
Ice Berg and Major Nine. Changing her life
and getting her lit.
MIRTLOMION
3:28 AM 10 Dec 2017
6,017 Retweets 72,853 Likes
Random acts of wholesomeness are the best

Being Alone, Driving, and Friends: la loba
Follow
@vickto_willy
I was driving for uber today & this girl gets in
the car. I ask her hows her day been & she
breaks down. She tells me that she flew
alone from Texas to see a guy & he
abandoned her so I did what I would want
someone to do for me. I invited her to hang
out with my friends & I
1:10 AM 10 Dec 2017
107,849 Retweets 470,815 Likes
ti 108K
1.5K
471K
la loba
Follow
@vickto_willy
Update: Her name is Leah. She's super
sweet and charming and l'm about to show
her a good time. Taking her to a pregame,
already got her listening to Florida music like
Ice Berg and Major Nine. Changing her life
and getting her lit.
MIRTLOMION
3:28 AM 10 Dec 2017
6,017 Retweets 72,853 Likes
Random acts of wholesomeness are the best

Random acts of wholesomeness are the best

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Fail, Funny, and Lol: Info Cat. Ask her anything JustViral Net 4 53 Funny Cat Meme Pictures That Never Fail to Make Us LOL - JustViral.Net

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53 Funny Cat Meme Pictures That Never Fail to Make Us LOL - JustViral.Net

Fail, Funny, and Lol: Info Cat. Ask her anything
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Friends, Love, and Best: The best times to kiss her. When she's babbling on about something. When you're arguing. When you see her. When you're with her. When you're with your friends. When she cries. When she's happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loves. RELATIONSHIP LES

Friends, Love, and Best: The best times to kiss her.
When she's babbling on about
something. When you're arguing.
When you see her. When you're
with her. When you're with your
friends. When she cries. When she's
happy. When she does something
you love. After you ask her out.
After she says she loves you. After
you just kissed her. Before you
leave. My point is, whenever you
get the chance to kiss her, kiss
her. It makes her feel loves.
RELATIONSHIP
LES

Friends, Love, and Best: The best times to kiss her.
When she's babbling on about
something. When you're arguing.
When you see her. When you're
with her. When you're with your
friends. When she cries. When she's
happy. When she does something
you love. After you ask her out.
After she says she loves you. After
you just kissed her. Before you
leave. My point is, whenever you
get the chance to kiss her, kiss
her. It makes her feel loves.
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Tumblr, Blog, and Girl: unclefather: ahkmenramen:Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants a milk steak

Tumblr, Blog, and Girl: unclefather:

ahkmenramen:Look for the girl with the broken smile

Ask her if she wants a milk steak

Tumblr, Blog, and Girl: unclefather:

ahkmenramen:Look for the girl with the broken smile

Ask her if she wants a milk steak

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Crush, Music, and Tumblr: Anonymous 06/01/19(Sat)03:44:33 No.88120413 >Has crush on a pretty girl >Assumes she doesn't like me We get paired together on project >We get along well and have similar interests 22 KB JPG >She loves music too. Not the same music as me, but she's passionate about it, ya know? >One day I ask her out She tells me she had a crush on me from the beginning Music for this feel? I don't think I've ever been happy, but fuck, I am now. awesomacious: Don’t ever think you don’t have a chance, just keep pushing forward until something clicks

Crush, Music, and Tumblr: Anonymous 06/01/19(Sat)03:44:33 No.88120413
>Has crush on a pretty girl
>Assumes she doesn't like
me
We get paired together on
project
>We get along well and
have similar interests
22 KB JPG
>She loves music too. Not
the same music as me, but she's passionate
about it, ya know?
>One day I ask her out
She tells me she had a crush on me from
the beginning
Music for this feel? I don't think I've ever
been happy, but fuck, I am now.
awesomacious:

Don’t ever think you don’t have a chance, just keep pushing forward until something clicks

Crush, Music, and Tumblr: Anonymous 06/01/19(Sat)03:44:33 No.88120413
>Has crush on a pretty girl
>Assumes she doesn't like
me
We get paired together on
project
>We get along well and
have similar interests
22 KB JPG
>She loves music too. Not
the same music as me, but she's passionate
about it, ya know?
>One day I ask her out
She tells me she had a crush on me from
the beginning
Music for this feel? I don't think I've ever
been happy, but fuck, I am now.
awesomacious:

Don’t ever think you don’t have a chance, just keep pushing forward until something clicks

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Friends, Love, and Best: The best times to kiss her. When she's babbling on about something. When you're arguing. When you see her. When you're with her. When you're with your friends. When she cries. When she's happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After kissing her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loves. RELATIONSHP LES

Friends, Love, and Best: The best times to kiss her.
When she's babbling on
about something. When you're
arguing. When you see her. When
you're with her. When you're
with your friends.
When she cries. When she's
happy. When she does something
you love. After you ask her out.
After she says she loves you.
After kissing her.
Before you leave. My point is,
whenever you get the chance
to kiss her, kiss her. It makes
her feel loves.
RELATIONSHP
LES

Friends, Love, and Best: The best times to kiss her.
When she's babbling on
about something. When you're
arguing. When you see her. When
you're with her. When you're
with your friends.
When she cries. When she's
happy. When she does something
you love. After you ask her out.
After she says she loves you.
After kissing her.
Before you leave. My point is,
whenever you get the chance
to kiss her, kiss her. It makes
her feel loves.
RELATIONSHP
LES

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Love, Relationships, and Ask: when you ask her about her day and she tells you and you genuinely enjoy it because you love her

Love, Relationships, and Ask: when you ask her about her day
and she tells you and you
genuinely enjoy it because you
love her

Love, Relationships, and Ask: when you ask her about her day
and she tells you and you
genuinely enjoy it because you
love her

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Dank, Memes, and Target: Friend: Do you like this girl? Me: Yes Friend: Then ask her out. Me: No No Idont thinklwill Relatable by BrevinSucksAtLife MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Friend: Do you
like this girl?
Me: Yes
Friend: Then ask
her out.
Me:
No
No Idont thinklwill
Relatable by BrevinSucksAtLife
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Friend: Do you
like this girl?
Me: Yes
Friend: Then ask
her out.
Me:
No
No Idont thinklwill
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Anime, Tumblr, and Blog: But what if I get rejected? You haven't been re1ected yet. First ask her out andthen get rejected. animeinreallife: anime_irl

Anime, Tumblr, and Blog: But what if I get rejected?
You haven't been re1ected yet.
First ask her out
andthen get rejected.
animeinreallife:

anime_irl

Anime, Tumblr, and Blog: But what if I get rejected?
You haven't been re1ected yet.
First ask her out
andthen get rejected.
animeinreallife:

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Pussy, Tumblr, and Blog: when you ask her for pussy pics and she sehds cufe cat piCS I see this as an absolute win! awesomacious: Perfectly Balanced

Pussy, Tumblr, and Blog: when you ask her for pussy
pics and she sehds cufe cat
piCS
I see this as an absolute win!
awesomacious:

Perfectly Balanced

Pussy, Tumblr, and Blog: when you ask her for pussy
pics and she sehds cufe cat
piCS
I see this as an absolute win!
awesomacious:

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Pussy, Ask, and Her: when you ask her for pussy pics and she sehds cufe cat piCS I see this as an absolute win! Perfectly Balanced

Pussy, Ask, and Her: when you ask her for pussy
pics and she sehds cufe cat
piCS
I see this as an absolute win!
Perfectly Balanced

Pussy, Ask, and Her: when you ask her for pussy
pics and she sehds cufe cat
piCS
I see this as an absolute win!
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Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be back in a couple of minutes Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y'know Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us After a long moment, she says, confused, You didn't pop the balloons." To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We're allowed to pop them?" and immediately turns around and stabs his friend's balloon with the pencil There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates' balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. "I can't believe you didn't pop your balloons." Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan
So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one
morning to find a balloon and a perfectly
sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No
instructions, no explanation, which is strange,
because our teacher is meticulous about that
sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her
and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and
then announces that she needs to go to the
copy room and she'll be back in a couple of
minutes
Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining
because this is advanced English and the
teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y'know
Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the
boys teasingly steals a girl's balloon, but gives it
back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of
a nice break. Then the teacher comes back,
stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
After a long moment, she says, confused, You
didn't pop the balloons."
To which one of the guys about two rows over
exclaims, "We're allowed to pop them?" and
immediately turns around and stabs his friend's
balloon with the pencil
There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing,
and a few more people pop seatmates' balloons
or their own, and the whole time the teacher is
just shaking her head. "I can't believe you didn't
pop your balloons."
Apparently we were starting Lord of the
Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate
the basic concept of kids turning on each other
when there are no authority figures present and
it was basically my favorite failed social
experiment ever

Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan
So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one
morning to find a balloon and a perfectly
sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No
instructions, no explanation, which is strange,
because our teacher is meticulous about that
sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her
and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and
then announces that she needs to go to the
copy room and she'll be back in a couple of
minutes
Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining
because this is advanced English and the
teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y'know
Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the
boys teasingly steals a girl's balloon, but gives it
back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of
a nice break. Then the teacher comes back,
stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
After a long moment, she says, confused, You
didn't pop the balloons."
To which one of the guys about two rows over
exclaims, "We're allowed to pop them?" and
immediately turns around and stabs his friend's
balloon with the pencil
There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing,
and a few more people pop seatmates' balloons
or their own, and the whole time the teacher is
just shaking her head. "I can't believe you didn't
pop your balloons."
Apparently we were starting Lord of the
Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate
the basic concept of kids turning on each other
when there are no authority figures present and
it was basically my favorite failed social
experiment ever

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Come Over, Dude, and Family: ichabod-stole-my-tardis: enernies-with-benefits: When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with "please, Mom?" I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something. Anyways, my point is that every family should have a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that. Dude. Family life on point.

Come Over, Dude, and Family: ichabod-stole-my-tardis:
enernies-with-benefits:
When i was a kid my mom and i had a
code word to let her know when i
needed her to say no. For instance if a
kid at school asked me to come over
and stay the night but i really didnt want
to, id call my mama and ask her, and
then end it with "please, Mom?" I never
call my mama Mom, just Mama or
Moomoo, so she would know
immediately to say that I was grounded
or had too much homework or some
other bullshit. We also had a system the
other way around, so if i called her to
see how her date was going and she
needed an out, she would call me
babydoll and id tell her i heard scary
noises and was frightened and needed
her to come home or something.
Anyways, my point is that every family
should have a system of codes to keep
them safe. Go do that.
Dude. Family life on point.

Come Over, Dude, and Family: ichabod-stole-my-tardis:
enernies-with-benefits:
When i was a kid my mom and i had a
code word to let her know when i
needed her to say no. For instance if a
kid at school asked me to come over
and stay the night but i really didnt want
to, id call my mama and ask her, and
then end it with "please, Mom?" I never
call my mama Mom, just Mama or
Moomoo, so she would know
immediately to say that I was grounded
or had too much homework or some
other bullshit. We also had a system the
other way around, so if i called her to
see how her date was going and she
needed an out, she would call me
babydoll and id tell her i heard scary
noises and was frightened and needed
her to come home or something.
Anyways, my point is that every family
should have a system of codes to keep
them safe. Go do that.
Dude. Family life on point.

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Bitch, Dumb, and Facepalm: I really like this girl but idk hovw to tell her Just ask her to the movies this weekend Do you want to go to the movies this weekend? No limeant ask her I just did What did she say? ldk you tell me What do you mean Rearl 0:13 Dumb Bitch 100 Facepalm 🤦‍♂️

Bitch, Dumb, and Facepalm: I really like this girl but idk hovw
to tell her
Just ask her to the movies this
weekend
Do you want to go to the
movies this weekend?
No limeant ask her
I just did
What did she say?
ldk you tell me
What do you mean
Rearl 0:13
Dumb Bitch 100
Facepalm 🤦‍♂️

Bitch, Dumb, and Facepalm: I really like this girl but idk hovw
to tell her
Just ask her to the movies this
weekend
Do you want to go to the
movies this weekend?
No limeant ask her
I just did
What did she say?
ldk you tell me
What do you mean
Rearl 0:13
Dumb Bitch 100
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Bitch, Dank, and Dumb: I really like this girl but idk hovw to tell her Just ask her to the movies this weekend Do you want to go to the movies this weekend? No limeant ask her I just did What did she say? ldk you tell me What do you mean Rearl 0:13 Dumb Bitch 100 Facepalm 🤦‍♂️ by showmethememez MORE MEMES

Bitch, Dank, and Dumb: I really like this girl but idk hovw
to tell her
Just ask her to the movies this
weekend
Do you want to go to the
movies this weekend?
No limeant ask her
I just did
What did she say?
ldk you tell me
What do you mean
Rearl 0:13
Dumb Bitch 100
Facepalm 🤦‍♂️ by showmethememez
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Bitch, Dank, and Dumb: I really like this girl but idk hovw
to tell her
Just ask her to the movies this
weekend
Do you want to go to the
movies this weekend?
No limeant ask her
I just did
What did she say?
ldk you tell me
What do you mean
Rearl 0:13
Dumb Bitch 100
Facepalm 🤦‍♂️ by showmethememez
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Funny, Phone, and Shit: Professor onha lace+SUBSCRIBE Customer at subway "wants to spealk to the manager" r/MaliciousCompliance u/trustfundkitty 1ld I worked at a subway that didn't have any authority/managers, just a couple minimum wage base level workers. I don't remember what this particular customer was mad about but she was arguing with me and didn't like the answer l gave her. She asked to speak to the manager, and there not being a manager I decided to promote myself on the spot and replied with "manager speaking, how can I help you." This did not make her very happy because she realized she was not going to get a different answer and asked for a phone number to call. The owner has specifically told us never to give his cell number to customers so i gave her the store number. She gives me a shit eating grin thinking about how much trouble she's about to get me in when the phone behind me starts to ring. I will never forget the face she gave me as I answer the phone, look her in the eyes, and ask her how may I help you. t 26.0k 853 , Share SMS

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onha lace+SUBSCRIBE
Customer at subway "wants to spealk
to the manager"
r/MaliciousCompliance
u/trustfundkitty 1ld
I worked at a subway that didn't have any
authority/managers, just a couple minimum
wage base level workers. I don't remember what
this particular customer was mad about but she
was arguing with me and didn't like the answer l
gave her. She asked to speak to the manager, and
there not being a manager I decided to promote
myself on the spot and replied with "manager
speaking, how can I help you." This did not make
her very happy because she realized she was not
going to get a different answer and asked for a
phone number to call. The owner has specifically
told us never to give his cell number to customers
so i gave her the store number. She gives me a
shit eating grin thinking about how much trouble
she's about to get me in when the phone behind
me starts to ring. I will never forget the face she
gave me as I answer the phone, look her in the
eyes, and ask her how may I help you.
t 26.0k
853
, Share
SMS

Funny, Phone, and Shit: Professor
onha lace+SUBSCRIBE
Customer at subway "wants to spealk
to the manager"
r/MaliciousCompliance
u/trustfundkitty 1ld
I worked at a subway that didn't have any
authority/managers, just a couple minimum
wage base level workers. I don't remember what
this particular customer was mad about but she
was arguing with me and didn't like the answer l
gave her. She asked to speak to the manager, and
there not being a manager I decided to promote
myself on the spot and replied with "manager
speaking, how can I help you." This did not make
her very happy because she realized she was not
going to get a different answer and asked for a
phone number to call. The owner has specifically
told us never to give his cell number to customers
so i gave her the store number. She gives me a
shit eating grin thinking about how much trouble
she's about to get me in when the phone behind
me starts to ring. I will never forget the face she
gave me as I answer the phone, look her in the
eyes, and ask her how may I help you.
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Dude, Omg, and Yeah: Okay I'm gonna do it 8:27 pm I'm gonna ask her out 8:27 pm yes!finally omg 8:27 pm tell me what she says okok 8:28 pm Of course dude 8:28 pm yeah she said no 9:10 pm Press F to pay respects At least he tried

Dude, Omg, and Yeah: Okay I'm gonna do it
8:27 pm
I'm gonna ask her out
8:27 pm
yes!finally omg
8:27 pm
tell me what she says okok
8:28 pm
Of course dude
8:28 pm
yeah she said no
9:10 pm
Press F to pay respects
At least he tried

Dude, Omg, and Yeah: Okay I'm gonna do it
8:27 pm
I'm gonna ask her out
8:27 pm
yes!finally omg
8:27 pm
tell me what she says okok
8:28 pm
Of course dude
8:28 pm
yeah she said no
9:10 pm
Press F to pay respects
At least he tried

At least he tried

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Dude, Omg, and Yeah: Okay I'm gonna do it 8:27 pm I'm gonna ask her out 8:27 pm yes!!lfinally omg 8:27 pm tell me what she says okok 8:28 pm Of course dude 8:28 pm yeah she said no 9:10 pm

Dude, Omg, and Yeah: Okay I'm gonna do it
8:27 pm
I'm gonna ask her out
8:27 pm
yes!!lfinally omg
8:27 pm
tell me what she says okok
8:28 pm
Of course dude
8:28 pm
yeah she said no
9:10 pm

Dude, Omg, and Yeah: Okay I'm gonna do it
8:27 pm
I'm gonna ask her out
8:27 pm
yes!!lfinally omg
8:27 pm
tell me what she says okok
8:28 pm
Of course dude
8:28 pm
yeah she said no
9:10 pm

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Dank, Dude, and Memes: Okay I'm gonna do it 8:27 pm I'm gonna ask her out 8:27 pm yes!!finally omg 8:27 pm tell me what she says okok 8:28 pm Of course dude 8:28 pm yeah she said no 9:10 pm Press F to pay respects At least he tried by GallowBoob MORE MEMES

Dank, Dude, and Memes: Okay I'm gonna do it
8:27 pm
I'm gonna ask her out
8:27 pm
yes!!finally omg
8:27 pm
tell me what she says okok
8:28 pm
Of course dude
8:28 pm
yeah she said no
9:10 pm
Press F to pay respects
At least he tried by GallowBoob
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Dank, Dude, and Memes: Okay I'm gonna do it
8:27 pm
I'm gonna ask her out
8:27 pm
yes!!finally omg
8:27 pm
tell me what she says okok
8:28 pm
Of course dude
8:28 pm
yeah she said no
9:10 pm
Press F to pay respects
At least he tried by GallowBoob
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Dank, Dude, and Omg: Okay I'm gonna do it 8:27 pm I'm gonna ask her out 8:27 pm yes!!lfinally omg 8:27 pm tell me what she says okok 8:28 pm Of course dude 8:28 pm yeah she said no 9:10 pm At least he tried.

Dank, Dude, and Omg: Okay I'm gonna do it
8:27 pm
I'm gonna ask her out
8:27 pm
yes!!lfinally omg
8:27 pm
tell me what she says okok
8:28 pm
Of course dude
8:28 pm
yeah she said no
9:10 pm
At least he tried.

Dank, Dude, and Omg: Okay I'm gonna do it
8:27 pm
I'm gonna ask her out
8:27 pm
yes!!lfinally omg
8:27 pm
tell me what she says okok
8:28 pm
Of course dude
8:28 pm
yeah she said no
9:10 pm
At least he tried.

At least he tried.

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Driving, Rude, and Shut Up: And it's driving me-BEEEEEEEEEEEEP-"SHUT UP "It seems, I'mgoing to ask her to marry me That was rude gothskxrth: Car beeping in Remembering Sunday, this is how Alex reacts (x)

Driving, Rude, and Shut Up: And it's driving me-BEEEEEEEEEEEEP-"SHUT UP
"It seems, I'mgoing to ask her to marry me That was rude
gothskxrth:
Car beeping in Remembering Sunday, this is how Alex reacts (x)

Driving, Rude, and Shut Up: And it's driving me-BEEEEEEEEEEEEP-"SHUT UP
"It seems, I'mgoing to ask her to marry me That was rude
gothskxrth:
Car beeping in Remembering Sunday, this is how Alex reacts (x)

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Dank, Memes, and Reddit: Maintain a healthy friendship while Approach the girl I like constantly teasing a relationshi Never ask her Never ask her out out Awwww friend zoned[X-Post from r/dankmemes] by not-so-savage FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Memes, and Reddit: Maintain
a healthy
friendship
while
Approach
the girl
I like
constantly
teasing a
relationshi
Never
ask her
Never
ask her
out
out
Awwww
friend zoned[X-Post from r/dankmemes] by not-so-savage
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Dank, Memes, and Reddit: Maintain
a healthy
friendship
while
Approach
the girl
I like
constantly
teasing a
relationshi
Never
ask her
Never
ask her
out
out
Awwww
friend zoned[X-Post from r/dankmemes] by not-so-savage
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friend zoned[X-Post from r/dankmemes] by not-so-savage FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

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Dank, Dude, and Gym: Devin Wagner @iamdevinwagner There is this absolutely gorgeous girl at my gym but never know how to start a conversation with her without looking like the annoying dude trying to hit on her while she works out so l'm thinking tonight I'm gonna drop a weight on my foot and ask her to take me to the hospital me irl by theaquaticgiraffe FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Dude, and Gym: Devin Wagner
@iamdevinwagner
There is this absolutely gorgeous girl at
my gym but never know how to start a
conversation with her without looking
like the annoying dude trying to hit on
her while she works out so l'm thinking
tonight I'm gonna drop a weight on my
foot and ask her to take me to the
hospital
me irl by theaquaticgiraffe
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Dank, Dude, and Gym: Devin Wagner
@iamdevinwagner
There is this absolutely gorgeous girl at
my gym but never know how to start a
conversation with her without looking
like the annoying dude trying to hit on
her while she works out so l'm thinking
tonight I'm gonna drop a weight on my
foot and ask her to take me to the
hospital
me irl by theaquaticgiraffe
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me irl by theaquaticgiraffe FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

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Dr. Seuss, Book, and Fish: I overhead the most hilarious conversation this week. There was a young couple at the library and the father is reading their 4 ish year old son a Dr Seuss book, very animated, doing all sorts of voices. The mother is sitting to the side, reading her own big, thick book. "Some are high And some are low. Not one of them Is like another. Don't ask us why. Go ask your mother." 11 "Let's ask her, Hey Mother?" "hm" "Why is no fish like another?" Without looking up form her book she deadpans, "Because of biological diversity" me as a parent 19,941 notes A straight-forward answer.

Dr. Seuss, Book, and Fish: I overhead the most hilarious conversation
this week.
There was a young couple at the library
and the father is reading their 4 ish year old
son a Dr Seuss book, very animated, doing
all sorts of voices. The mother is sitting to
the side, reading her own big, thick book.
"Some are high
And some are low.
Not one of them
Is like another.
Don't ask us why.
Go ask your mother."
11
"Let's ask her, Hey Mother?"
"hm"
"Why is no fish like another?"
Without looking up form her book she
deadpans, "Because of biological diversity"
me as a parent
19,941 notes
A straight-forward answer.

Dr. Seuss, Book, and Fish: I overhead the most hilarious conversation
this week.
There was a young couple at the library
and the father is reading their 4 ish year old
son a Dr Seuss book, very animated, doing
all sorts of voices. The mother is sitting to
the side, reading her own big, thick book.
"Some are high
And some are low.
Not one of them
Is like another.
Don't ask us why.
Go ask your mother."
11
"Let's ask her, Hey Mother?"
"hm"
"Why is no fish like another?"
Without looking up form her book she
deadpans, "Because of biological diversity"
me as a parent
19,941 notes
A straight-forward answer.

A straight-forward answer.

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Cute, Fml, and Love: Hanqing out at the le Natural History Museum. Cute girl appears with her little brother Checking out the giant Foucault Pendulum hanging from the roof me me The direction along which the pendulum swings Hm? Must teach science appears to rotate with time because of Earth's daily rotation. This is because the plane of he pandulum swings, like a gyroscope, tends to Aquire Love WIN 0 OMG!... Marry me keep a fixed direction in space, while the Earth rotates under it. me - RRRIIINGG!!! .So the pendulum acts as if it's hanging from fixed location deep in center of space ...ugh, you cant touch that. ugh! You're brother is a little |brat. He broke the Foucault endulum. Grabs and swings. Yes, I can He's only 3. What is your problem? Blah. blah.. Come with me mister! FFFFFFF FFFFFF FFFFF ruu JUU JUUU uuu I didn't... But... I ask her. POKER FACE FFFFFFF EFFFFF FFFFF FFFFFFF FFFFFFF u JJUU uuUu FFFFFF FFFUU I don't know anything. He's the know it all FML! http://ragecomic.appspot.com rage-comics-base: Little bro rage.

Cute, Fml, and Love: Hanqing out at the le Natural
History Museum.
Cute girl appears with her little
brother
Checking out the giant
Foucault Pendulum
hanging from the roof
me
me
The direction along which the
pendulum swings
Hm? Must teach
science
appears to rotate
with time because
of Earth's daily
rotation. This is
because the plane of he pandulum
swings, like a gyroscope, tends to
Aquire
Love
WIN
0
OMG!... Marry me
keep a fixed direction in
space, while the Earth
rotates under it.
me
- RRRIIINGG!!!
.So the pendulum acts as if it's
hanging from fixed
location deep in
center of space
...ugh, you cant
touch that.
ugh! You're brother is a little
|brat. He broke
the Foucault
endulum.
Grabs and swings.
Yes, I
can
He's only 3. What is your
problem? Blah. blah..
Come with me mister!
FFFFFFF
FFFFFF
FFFFF
ruu
JUU
JUUU
uuu
I didn't...
But... I
ask her.
POKER FACE
FFFFFFF
EFFFFF
FFFFF
FFFFFFF
FFFFFFF
u
JJUU
uuUu
FFFFFF
FFFUU
I don't know anything.
He's the
know it all
FML!
http://ragecomic.appspot.com
rage-comics-base:

Little bro rage.

Cute, Fml, and Love: Hanqing out at the le Natural
History Museum.
Cute girl appears with her little
brother
Checking out the giant
Foucault Pendulum
hanging from the roof
me
me
The direction along which the
pendulum swings
Hm? Must teach
science
appears to rotate
with time because
of Earth's daily
rotation. This is
because the plane of he pandulum
swings, like a gyroscope, tends to
Aquire
Love
WIN
0
OMG!... Marry me
keep a fixed direction in
space, while the Earth
rotates under it.
me
- RRRIIINGG!!!
.So the pendulum acts as if it's
hanging from fixed
location deep in
center of space
...ugh, you cant
touch that.
ugh! You're brother is a little
|brat. He broke
the Foucault
endulum.
Grabs and swings.
Yes, I
can
He's only 3. What is your
problem? Blah. blah..
Come with me mister!
FFFFFFF
FFFFFF
FFFFF
ruu
JUU
JUUU
uuu
I didn't...
But... I
ask her.
POKER FACE
FFFFFFF
EFFFFF
FFFFF
FFFFFFF
FFFFFFF
u
JJUU
uuUu
FFFFFF
FFFUU
I don't know anything.
He's the
know it all
FML!
http://ragecomic.appspot.com
rage-comics-base:

Little bro rage.

rage-comics-base: Little bro rage.

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Bad, Bae, and Booty: Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes dick pics and booty calls. 6/26/16, 7:03 PM 1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES hobbit-feels: badgyal-k: tiffanyaliyah: ukrindian: bae–electronica: dynastylnoire: jollylollylily: clarknokent: Bruh Yooooooo… Levels I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂 black mirror season 4 Savage Oh wow This is super epic. He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something. HOWEVER If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself. This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

Bad, Bae, and Booty: Sassafrantz
@Sassafrantz
Pretended to add my number into this
obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was
edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes
dick pics and booty calls.
6/26/16, 7:03 PM
1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES
hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:

ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:

jollylollylily:

clarknokent:
Bruh
Yooooooo…

Levels

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4

Savage

Oh wow

This is super epic.
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

Bad, Bae, and Booty: Sassafrantz
@Sassafrantz
Pretended to add my number into this
obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was
edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes
dick pics and booty calls.
6/26/16, 7:03 PM
1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES
hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:

ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:

jollylollylily:

clarknokent:
Bruh
Yooooooo…

Levels

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4

Savage

Oh wow

This is super epic.
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: punkularity: Don’t ask her for the water, because she’ll swallow you down

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: punkularity:

Don’t ask her for the water, because she’ll swallow you down

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: punkularity:

Don’t ask her for the water, because she’ll swallow you down

punkularity: Don’t ask her for the water, because she’ll swallow you down

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Ask, Her, and Who: When you ask her out and she says "who else coming?"

Ask, Her, and Who: When you ask her out and she says
"who else coming?"

Ask, Her, and Who: When you ask her out and she says
"who else coming?"

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Love, Ask, and Her: When you ask her about her day and she really tells you and you enjoy it cause you love her

Love, Ask, and Her: When you ask her about her day and she
really tells you and you enjoy it cause you
love her

Love, Ask, and Her: When you ask her about her day and she
really tells you and you enjoy it cause you
love her

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