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Ladies lemme warn y'all. If yo man go to the gym. And he wear a tank top or cut off t shirt and shorts that ain't too matching just whatever because it's the gym so he see no need to be exkra - that's a good man. Keep him. On the other hand. If yo man wear: (1) black sporty athletic shorts, (2) black leg compression tights with graphics on them, (3) black sporty t shirt with matchy graphics on it to where it complement the tights, (4) black compression upper body tights that cover the elbow and show the musculature of his biceps thru the tights, (4) black Nike socks, and (5) black Nike cross trainers? With the Apple Watch, Garmin watch, or Fit Bit? HE A THOT. HE WAS BORN A THOT. HE COME FROM A LONG LINE OF THOTS STARTING WITH HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER THOTTIOUS WITHERSPOON IV WHO EMIGRATED HERE FROM JAMAICA. THIS MAN HAS THOT IN HIS BLOOD. GIVE HIM A PAPER CUT - HE BLEEDS "thot". AS A BABY BOY HE LITCHRALLY WALKED AROUND WITH A PERMANENT PUPPY FILTER ON HIS FACE. TURBO SUPER ROBOT-THOT. NOW SOME OF YALL LOVE THOTS - IN WHICH CASE GOD BLESS YALL, LOOK FOR THIS TYPE OF MAN AND HE WILL FULFILL ALL YOUR DESIRES. BUT IF U THE TYPE TO BE DRIVEN CRAZY BY MALE THOTS WHO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL? AND U CATCH YO MAN DRESSED LIKE THIS ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR TO THE "gym"? WELL...NOW U KNOW...ACT ACCORDINGLY...SMASH IS JUST HERE TO WARN YALL...I OFFER NO CRITIQUES, JUST FACTS - SOME OF MY BES FRENZ HAPPEN TO BE THOTS I'M JUST POINTING OUT THE TYPE, BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (Reddit u-Sayonarahonto): What cute ghosts Ladies lemme warn y'all. If yo man go to the gym. And he wear a tank top or cut off t shirt and shorts that ain't too matching just whatever because it's the gym so he see no need to be exkra - that's a good man. Keep him. On the other hand. If yo man wear: (1) black sporty athletic shorts, (2) black leg compression tights with graphics on them, (3) black sporty t shirt with matchy graphics on it to where it complement the tights, (4) black compression upper body tights that cover the elbow and show the musculature of his biceps thru the tights, (4) black Nike socks, and (5) black Nike cross trainers? With the Apple Watch, Garmin watch, or Fit Bit? HE A THOT. HE WAS BORN A THOT. HE COME FROM A LONG LINE OF THOTS STARTING WITH HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER THOTTIOUS WITHERSPOON IV WHO EMIGRATED HERE FROM JAMAICA. THIS MAN HAS THOT IN HIS BLOOD. GIVE HIM A PAPER CUT - HE BLEEDS "thot". AS A BABY BOY HE LITCHRALLY WALKED AROUND WITH A PERMANENT PUPPY FILTER ON HIS FACE. TURBO SUPER ROBOT-THOT. NOW SOME OF YALL LOVE THOTS - IN WHICH CASE GOD BLESS YALL, LOOK FOR THIS TYPE OF MAN AND HE WILL FULFILL ALL YOUR DESIRES. BUT IF U THE TYPE TO BE DRIVEN CRAZY BY MALE THOTS WHO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL? AND U CATCH YO MAN DRESSED LIKE THIS ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR TO THE "gym"? WELL...NOW U KNOW...ACT ACCORDINGLY...SMASH IS JUST HERE TO WARN YALL...I OFFER NO CRITIQUES, JUST FACTS - SOME OF MY BES FRENZ HAPPEN TO BE THOTS I'M JUST POINTING OUT THE TYPE, BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (Reddit u-Sayonarahonto)

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Hello to the new followers, my name is Jimmy Von Trapp and I am a Men's Rights Activist. Make yourself comfortable, I serve tea and Twix on a Thursday so look out for that. As a yute, I was taught by the older dons to treat your woman like a jewel on the roads, and like fowl that needs tenderising and seasoning in the bedroom. Nobody taught me about this "lovemaking" shit. All slow and looking deep in eyes and all that. I grew up with John Witherspoon showing me about "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG". Getting older I learnt though, one part was thanks to a woman that was older than me, she was like Yoda explaining how I should use the force. Another part was the "erotic" section on Pornhub. Bare soft music and foreplay was giving young Jim extra-curricular qualifications fi dem. With all that said though, as Imam @abubanter4 taught me, "a man cannot be judged on round one." Do you women know how much of an amazing thing it is for a man to buss his gun after a matter of minutes? Pumpum so sweet you have to tell her "don't touch me". Narns so good you gotta fuck up the pillow. Soon-soon so spectacular, you go sleep, wake up, and get confused on where you are. Through all this confusion, we still have the common decency to ask "did you cum", and you with your stern face wanna be angry at the world. "Get off me please." Now you wanna go in the bathroom and laugh at your phone. "Babe I was looking at this meme on @rowlito87's page." Yeah? Say wallah? So why is your WhatsApp open in your "Zante 2017 Hoez 🍹πŸ₯‚ πŸ’‹πŸ’„πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ‘" and the last message is Melissa saying "I told you looooool"? Dirty harlots of Mordor, we have feelings too you know. Now I gotta pick my balled-up boxers and get dressed in silence like some thot. We need to stop this brothers, tag a friend so they can tag a friend and spread awareness. Let's heal the world, one premature ejaculator at a time.: Guy: *takes her to hammer town for 45 seconds Did you cum babe? Hello to the new followers, my name is Jimmy Von Trapp and I am a Men's Rights Activist. Make yourself comfortable, I serve tea and Twix on a Thursday so look out for that. As a yute, I was taught by the older dons to treat your woman like a jewel on the roads, and like fowl that needs tenderising and seasoning in the bedroom. Nobody taught me about this "lovemaking" shit. All slow and looking deep in eyes and all that. I grew up with John Witherspoon showing me about "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG". Getting older I learnt though, one part was thanks to a woman that was older than me, she was like Yoda explaining how I should use the force. Another part was the "erotic" section on Pornhub. Bare soft music and foreplay was giving young Jim extra-curricular qualifications fi dem. With all that said though, as Imam @abubanter4 taught me, "a man cannot be judged on round one." Do you women know how much of an amazing thing it is for a man to buss his gun after a matter of minutes? Pumpum so sweet you have to tell her "don't touch me". Narns so good you gotta fuck up the pillow. Soon-soon so spectacular, you go sleep, wake up, and get confused on where you are. Through all this confusion, we still have the common decency to ask "did you cum", and you with your stern face wanna be angry at the world. "Get off me please." Now you wanna go in the bathroom and laugh at your phone. "Babe I was looking at this meme on @rowlito87's page." Yeah? Say wallah? So why is your WhatsApp open in your "Zante 2017 Hoez 🍹πŸ₯‚ πŸ’‹πŸ’„πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ‘" and the last message is Melissa saying "I told you looooool"? Dirty harlots of Mordor, we have feelings too you know. Now I gotta pick my balled-up boxers and get dressed in silence like some thot. We need to stop this brothers, tag a friend so they can tag a friend and spread awareness. Let's heal the world, one premature ejaculator at a time.
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Facts about the iconic movie Clueless: 1. The film's writers sat in classes at Beverly Hills High to get the flavor of the students. 2. Alicia Silverstone did not have to audition for her role in this movie. 3. Alicia Silverstone (Cher) actually did not know how to correctly pronounce "Haitians" in the classroom scene. Director Amy Heckerling told the crew not to correct her because she liked it so much and wanted it to be in the film. 4. Reese Witherspoon could have played Cher 5. This film had a 40-day shooting schedule. 6. According to "As If!" a book celebrating the twentieth anniversary of this film, though many people think the costuming budget must have been high for the film, it was actually quite modest for a big blockbuster film. Costume designer Mona May wanted the girls to look like mall rats, not models, so her 63 outfit changes only cost $200,000. The biggest costume expense was the plaid Jean Paul Gaultier outfit Alicia Silverstone wears in the opening scenes, an outfit that she got to keep, along with all her outfits from the film which, as she told Entertainment Weekly magazine, she gave away to charity.: Facts about the iconic movie Clueless: 1. The film's writers sat in classes at Beverly Hills High to get the flavor of the students. 2. Alicia Silverstone did not have to audition for her role in this movie. 3. Alicia Silverstone (Cher) actually did not know how to correctly pronounce "Haitians" in the classroom scene. Director Amy Heckerling told the crew not to correct her because she liked it so much and wanted it to be in the film. 4. Reese Witherspoon could have played Cher 5. This film had a 40-day shooting schedule. 6. According to "As If!" a book celebrating the twentieth anniversary of this film, though many people think the costuming budget must have been high for the film, it was actually quite modest for a big blockbuster film. Costume designer Mona May wanted the girls to look like mall rats, not models, so her 63 outfit changes only cost $200,000. The biggest costume expense was the plaid Jean Paul Gaultier outfit Alicia Silverstone wears in the opening scenes, an outfit that she got to keep, along with all her outfits from the film which, as she told Entertainment Weekly magazine, she gave away to charity.
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