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Children, Confused, and Family: Allie Jake MorganAshleySandy Brooke Pat fCoke Corey Jason priteShare Sam John Friends brandonsgame: otherwise-called-squidpope: mrscarstairs: Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story. So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out. Weird right? I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT. After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected. She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.  This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well. Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine. what a sweet litter @xubbs
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Being Alone, Bad, and Christmas: becausedragonage: kingdomheartsddd: kingdomheartsddd: christmas-kuchen: These photos were taken around one year apart.  One year. Can you imagine living your life without teeth? https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Have a brief example of what you’d experience: - Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.  If you’re like me and have weak jaws, you’ll likely not be able to chew well; you’re going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy. -Eating can be very painful, to the point you’re going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals. -Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I’ve pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life. - Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn’t usually last that well, and isn’t a fix-all.  It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain. - You don’t get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.  And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.  Too firm, - No biting with your front teeth.   - There is no real ‘resting place’ for your lower jaw - it’s uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and ‘hang’ is almost as bad. - Have you heard someone speak without teeth?  You’re liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid. -People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks. -Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.  No way you’re getting an interview or a call back. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING. That’s why I am on my knees, begging and praying for the donations I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants. Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.  But, I live in poverty and am disabled.  I can’t afford it alone.  I’m scared this is going to be the end of me. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate $275 of $29,160 goal Wow! Two hours after I reblogged this and $2,287 of $29,160 goal !!! From the Gofundme link: *My goal was updated after getting the written estimate from my denturist* $24,050 of $32,130 goal She’s almost there!

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Being Alone, Bad, and Christmas: <p><a href="http://christmas-kuchen.tumblr.com/post/168790073939/these-photos-were-taken-around-one-year-apart" class="tumblr_blog">christmas-kuchen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These photos were taken around one year apart.  One year.</p> <p>Can you imagine living your life without teeth?</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p>Have a brief example of what you’d experience:</p> <p>- Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.  If you’re like me and have weak jaws, you’ll likely not be able to chew well; you’re going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy.</p> <p>-Eating can be very painful, to the point you’re going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals.</p> <p>-Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I’ve pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life.<br/></p> <p>- Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn’t usually last that well, and isn’t a fix-all.  It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain.</p> <p>- You don’t get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.  And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.  Too firm,</p> <p>- No biting with your front teeth.  </p> <p>- There is no real ‘resting place’ for your lower jaw - it’s uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and ‘hang’ is almost as bad.</p> <p>- Have you heard someone speak without teeth?  You’re liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid.</p> <p>-People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks.</p> <p>-Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.  No way you’re getting an interview or a call back.</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a></p> <p><br/></p> <p>Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>That’s why <b>I am on my knees</b>, <b>begging and praying</b> for the<a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate"> donations</a> I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants.</p> <p>Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.  But, I live in poverty and am disabled.  I can’t afford it alone.  I’m scared this is going to be the end of me.</p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p> </blockquote>

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What's rougher, the skin of an elephant or the skin on my knees?

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