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Black, Today, and Black People: Took my cousins from out of town to the mall today. Was instantly reminded you can鈥檛 take black people no where 馃槀

Took my cousins from out of town to the mall today. Was instantly reminded you can鈥檛 take black people no where 馃槀

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Black, Today, and Black People: Took my cousins from out of town to the mall today. Was instantly reminded you can鈥檛 take black people no where 馃槀

Took my cousins from out of town to the mall today. Was instantly reminded you can鈥檛 take black people no where 馃槀

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Black, Today, and Black People: Took my cousins from out of town to the mall today. Was instantly reminded you can鈥檛 take black people no where 馃槀

Took my cousins from out of town to the mall today. Was instantly reminded you can鈥檛 take black people no where 馃槀

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80s, Ariana Grande, and Bad: This dog throwing a ball on the beach @DrSmashlove A dear friend of mine who live in NYC was seriously dating a man from out of town. He planned to move to NYC and they planned to start a life together. He ended up calling it all off and it hurt her badly. I was texting with her and she said out of deep frustration 鈥淚 HONESTLY JUST WANNA B LIKE ARIANA GRANDE THANK U NEXT BUT NOOO鈥. This really hurt my heart. Lemme splain y鈥檃ll some. First, even Ariana ain鈥檛 like Ariana. I don鈥檛 know what Ariana was like as a child or what she like now. None of us do. Everything about her - from her music to her social media - is carefully crafted-curated by a team of dozens of people who make their living off of her. She has the fourth largest IG account with 136M followers. She don鈥檛 just walk into a bathroom bust a selfie and post it like y鈥檃ll. She got a team of former Facebook-IG employees who analyze IG activity to the millisecond and post content that will guarantee growth and exposure of her account. And her music is cranked out by the same old balding men in creepy black nike caps, bad tans and tight jeans who managed Guns N Roses-Metallica in the 80s and now have decided that dressing a grown woman up as a lil girl with bows in her hair is the wave. Don鈥檛 ever get lost in the sauce. NOBODY鈥檚 heart is built like that. NOBODY invest they entire existence someone and then by the next day they like 鈥渢hank u next鈥. That鈥檚 a tag line only someone with a sick heart (in a black nike baseball cap 馃槀) could devise. It鈥檚 not real. Love is a gift. Sometimes the world gets in the way. Don鈥檛 stop loving with all your heart. My friend said 鈥淲hat if I never meet anyone who makes me feel like that? Or worse, what if I can鈥檛 let myself feel like that with someone who deserves it bc he fvcked up my sense of trust so bad?鈥 Well bish that鈥檚 how the heart works lol! That鈥檚 how u feel when u in love and it get torn apart! U feel like maybe u never gon be in love again! Nah. A merciful God ain鈥檛 build us like that and God is indeed merciful. Give it time. U will love again and realize that ya ex was a whole trash can. It take time to heal but it will happen. Don鈥檛 hold yourself to someone else鈥檚 timeline! Ever! Love y鈥檃ll. Bless up 鉂わ笍
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Dog, Town, and My Sister: While I was out of town, my sister sent me an update on our dog

While I was out of town, my sister sent me an update on our dog

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Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke and the girl under his bed starts laughing too Never forget your girls favorite color. I can鈥檛 explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you 鈥渋ght chill out鈥 but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I鈥檓 catching some bomb neck, I鈥檓 talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what鈥檚 her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can鈥檛 stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I鈥檓 getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I鈥檓 toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn鈥檛 detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don鈥檛 trust me Idk about this鈥 Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn鈥檛 take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can鈥檛 date liars fam. I broke up with her. I鈥檓 single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
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