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I have a girlfriend now: 11:09 YOU SUPER LIKED ELVIRA ON U Your cleavage game is top notch Today 8:58 AM Thanks Victoria secret's bra do Yeah they really lift and shape them nicely, I'm pretty sure my hands could do better though And I'm pretty sure i don't want your hands anywhere near my Jeez is this a hookup app or a way to talk to my grandma You think everyone one here wants to hook up? I think if you go to a mcdonalds and order a salad, if the salad sucks it's kinda your fault for ordering it I would take you to a much nicer place btw, thats just an analogy I'm sorry my hoe days are over That's okay, J actually happen to have a time anomaly in my bedroom What does that mean? English is not my first language? Don't worry it's not mine either ignore the second interrogation mark What's yours? Spanish Oh como estas? Lol I honestly can't type spanish for shit but I speak it very well What's your first language? It's French My last girlfriend was french I have prior experience And what did you learn from her ? How to spend 20,000 on someone and have nothing to show for it LMFAO Oh Lord I bet she had a nice pair of titties Definitely, that's why I had to swipe right, you're exactly my type Not exactly. I'm not here for I'm sure there's somewhere between hookups and marriage we can settle on @ I think that's called relationship - Ok deal, you're my girlfriend now Today 9:53 AM Definitely not how it works Now I am both confused and hurt I don't know what you want and l have a headache sounds like a girlfriend Today 1:59 PM You're crazy lol Today 7:02 PM A little bit. CanI get your number still? sent Today 822 PM 240 Type a message GIF I have a girlfriend now
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<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/175279147133/iwearcowboyhats-the-mighty-birdy" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://iwearcowboyhats.tumblr.com/post/175278681928/the-mighty-birdy-nunyabizni-triggeredmedia" class="tumblr_blog">iwearcowboyhats</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/175278628693/nunyabizni-triggeredmedia-jasonstmichael" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175278518787/triggeredmedia-jasonstmichael" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/175277700852/jasonstmichael-ugottabekidn" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jasonstmichael.tumblr.com/post/175230281237/ugottabekidn-yourunclejingo-goose-juggler" class="tumblr_blog">jasonstmichael</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ugottabekidn.tumblr.com/post/175229025569/yourunclejingo-goose-juggler" class="tumblr_blog">ugottabekidn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yourunclejingo.tumblr.com/post/175228904144/goose-juggler-the-armed-utahn" class="tumblr_blog">yourunclejingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://goose-juggler.tumblr.com/post/175228300941/the-armed-utahn-more-snatched-photos-why-is" class="tumblr_blog">goose-juggler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-armed-utahn.tumblr.com/post/175228240546/more-snatched-photos-why-is-there-a-censored" class="tumblr_blog">the-armed-utahn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175226722575/why-is-there-a-censored-horse-on-my-dash" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Why is there a censored horse on my dash?</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="203" data-orig-width="416"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf5c7ab636db31bc0afc83716322599a/tumblr_inline_pav415BoYw1r6b7zg_540.gif" data-orig-height="203" data-orig-width="416"/></figure></blockquote> <p>It looks rabid.</p> </blockquote> <p>It does not look like she gets pressured into felatio </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="236" data-orig-width="355"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f99a1f6929dd50ea26c2486909be8fb/tumblr_inline_pav5gv57mm1r3zbeb_500.jpg" data-orig-height="236" data-orig-width="355"/></figure><p>Nev-er.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="91"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a397e6118eeb76cd44b850bfb3f3e872/tumblr_inline_pav7yljIEn1uxl7rj_500.gif" data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="91"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="510" data-orig-width="947"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0a0de8d187922f04f68e93783e8141c9/tumblr_inline_paxyzpMNkn1ujp9o5_540.jpg" data-orig-height="510" data-orig-width="947"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This image was not taken in the United States and is not a protest against American or British politics. The photograph instead comes from Buenos Aires, Argentina in May 2017, and it shows a “flash mob” that appeared outside Argentina’s Casa Rosada (also known as the “Pink House,” the country’s presidential palace) to protest ongoing violence against women:<br/><br/>Feminist demonstrators have taken part in a naked flash mob protesting gender-based violence in Argentina’s capital of Buenos Aires.<br/><br/>Displaying a banner that read “Femicide is Genocide,” dozens of women demonstrated on Tuesday in front of three buildings that represent the country’s democratic institutions: the parliament, the presidential palace, Casa Rosada, and Argentina’s highest court.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/are-these-women-protesting-trump/">https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/are-these-women-protesting-trump/</a><br/><br/><br/><br/>Nothing to do with Trump or the US</p></blockquote> <p>Nah let’s just attack people’s appearances without actually looking into shit</p></blockquote> <p>Nah, let’s just stoop to their level and throw ad hominems all over the place. (I’m agreeing with you birdy)</p><p><br/></p><p>Even if this were in the U.S protesting trump, I get pointing out that they’re a little nuts, but attacking their appearance makes you look like little more than a child.</p></blockquote> <p>^^^ just kinda makes you look like an asshole with no real arguments</p></blockquote>: Garth Limburg 3 hrs These are the people who think you're crazy if you voted for Trump © CEN@muclaudia <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/175279147133/iwearcowboyhats-the-mighty-birdy" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://iwearcowboyhats.tumblr.com/post/175278681928/the-mighty-birdy-nunyabizni-triggeredmedia" class="tumblr_blog">iwearcowboyhats</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/175278628693/nunyabizni-triggeredmedia-jasonstmichael" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175278518787/triggeredmedia-jasonstmichael" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/175277700852/jasonstmichael-ugottabekidn" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jasonstmichael.tumblr.com/post/175230281237/ugottabekidn-yourunclejingo-goose-juggler" class="tumblr_blog">jasonstmichael</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ugottabekidn.tumblr.com/post/175229025569/yourunclejingo-goose-juggler" class="tumblr_blog">ugottabekidn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yourunclejingo.tumblr.com/post/175228904144/goose-juggler-the-armed-utahn" class="tumblr_blog">yourunclejingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://goose-juggler.tumblr.com/post/175228300941/the-armed-utahn-more-snatched-photos-why-is" class="tumblr_blog">goose-juggler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-armed-utahn.tumblr.com/post/175228240546/more-snatched-photos-why-is-there-a-censored" class="tumblr_blog">the-armed-utahn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://more-snatched-photos.tumblr.com/post/175226722575/why-is-there-a-censored-horse-on-my-dash" class="tumblr_blog">more-snatched-photos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Why is there a censored horse on my dash?</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="203" data-orig-width="416"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf5c7ab636db31bc0afc83716322599a/tumblr_inline_pav415BoYw1r6b7zg_540.gif" data-orig-height="203" data-orig-width="416"/></figure></blockquote> <p>It looks rabid.</p> </blockquote> <p>It does not look like she gets pressured into felatio </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="236" data-orig-width="355"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f99a1f6929dd50ea26c2486909be8fb/tumblr_inline_pav5gv57mm1r3zbeb_500.jpg" data-orig-height="236" data-orig-width="355"/></figure><p>Nev-er.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="91"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a397e6118eeb76cd44b850bfb3f3e872/tumblr_inline_pav7yljIEn1uxl7rj_500.gif" data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="91"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="510" data-orig-width="947"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0a0de8d187922f04f68e93783e8141c9/tumblr_inline_paxyzpMNkn1ujp9o5_540.jpg" data-orig-height="510" data-orig-width="947"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This image was not taken in the United States and is not a protest against American or British politics. The photograph instead comes from Buenos Aires, Argentina in May 2017, and it shows a “flash mob” that appeared outside Argentina’s Casa Rosada (also known as the “Pink House,” the country’s presidential palace) to protest ongoing violence against women:<br/><br/>Feminist demonstrators have taken part in a naked flash mob protesting gender-based violence in Argentina’s capital of Buenos Aires.<br/><br/>Displaying a banner that read “Femicide is Genocide,” dozens of women demonstrated on Tuesday in front of three buildings that represent the country’s democratic institutions: the parliament, the presidential palace, Casa Rosada, and Argentina’s highest court.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/are-these-women-protesting-trump/">https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/are-these-women-protesting-trump/</a><br/><br/><br/><br/>Nothing to do with Trump or the US</p></blockquote> <p>Nah let’s just attack people’s appearances without actually looking into shit</p></blockquote> <p>Nah, let’s just stoop to their level and throw ad hominems all over the place. (I’m agreeing with you birdy)</p><p><br/></p><p>Even if this were in the U.S protesting trump, I get pointing out that they’re a little nuts, but attacking their appearance makes you look like little more than a child.</p></blockquote> <p>^^^ just kinda makes you look like an asshole with no real arguments</p></blockquote>
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