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lumina-aurea: I was tagged by @corkymcdavo @theashenone @thecolombianviking @gipsyspirits @birdamnesiadetective @blacksailsinthesunset @azgalorn @ashesofthepaleserpent @chubbawubbadubdub @bridgesinthesky @entangled-in-chaos @metal-and-liberty @glimpseofsanity @lord-worms-shakespeare-class @beatasticband and probably others for a selfie tag thing (if I forgot anyone I apologize). Haven’t been around much due to personal things but I’m back now :DOh and uhh yeah I’ll tag @mysticbride @radiant-aether @scarsoftheshatteredsky @petrak @morbidmacabremin @ethereal-valky @the–queen-of-hell @wizardwinterwolf @wonderinghobbit @cthuwu-the-ewdwitch-howwow @dragonnipplepower @owiekazzowie and/or anyone else who would like to reveal their lovely face ^-^ (if you don’t want to that’s okay too! <3): lumina-aurea: I was tagged by @corkymcdavo @theashenone @thecolombianviking @gipsyspirits @birdamnesiadetective @blacksailsinthesunset @azgalorn @ashesofthepaleserpent @chubbawubbadubdub @bridgesinthesky @entangled-in-chaos @metal-and-liberty @glimpseofsanity @lord-worms-shakespeare-class @beatasticband and probably others for a selfie tag thing (if I forgot anyone I apologize). Haven’t been around much due to personal things but I’m back now :DOh and uhh yeah I’ll tag @mysticbride @radiant-aether @scarsoftheshatteredsky @petrak @morbidmacabremin @ethereal-valky @the–queen-of-hell @wizardwinterwolf @wonderinghobbit @cthuwu-the-ewdwitch-howwow @dragonnipplepower @owiekazzowie and/or anyone else who would like to reveal their lovely face ^-^ (if you don’t want to that’s okay too! <3)
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Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk: unclefather cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I'm going to kill you cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I'm sorry I'm here sapphic-pink-kryptonite me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen heatherleigh02 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet. Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar. The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes." aplatonicjacuzzi Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

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Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk: unclefather cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I'm going to kill you cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I'm sorry I'm here sapphic-pink-kryptonite me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen heatherleigh02 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet. Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar. The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes." aplatonicjacuzzi Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

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naotakunn: i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done : oo Sprint 11:54 PM @ 60 % Messages sarah Contact odaY TU.UO AIVI Good morning Rachel. So is this your two weeks notice or is this effective immediately? Thanks, Sarah Today 9:45 PM Effective immediately. Again, I apologize for any nconvenience ooh she thique Delivered O iMessage Send naotakunn: i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
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