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The first conversation between myself and my (now) girlfriend: YOU MATCHED WITH ON 24/10/18 Important question: when you do finger guns, do you stick up both pointer and middle finger or just pointer? Wed, 24 Oct, 8:20 am Both? Haha Wed, 24 Oct, 9:25 pm What about sounds? What do you do when you shoot? Pew pew? Haha Say we had a duel and I whipped out both hands, would that be too far? Hmm...you better be prepared for when i wip out two hands pew pew sounds* "I dodgeroll to the nearest table flipping it in one swift motion for cover * flips table in slow motion puts finger guns to head* Are you feelin lucky...punk? sweat beads down my forehead* Ok, ok, you got me "you feel a finger poke the back of your head* You hear a somewhat familiar Boston accent say "Do you?" You turn around and to your surprise you see Danny Devito standing behind you. He's on my side gulp *slowly lowers fingers guns Chill..violence is NOT the answer, okay?. jumps up and shoots Danny in the shoulder* *you feel a finger gun on your back, you slowly turn to see Clint Eastwood behind you *the cold finger on my back sends a shiver down my spine* "He starts whistling This is the End by The Doors, great song. "This is how I wish to go out"I say calmly, accepting my fate Are you are fucking writer? And then boom I open my eyes to see that I am still alive and well. Not Clint However I look at you in shock as you lower your finger gun. Clint collapses to the ground "You're welcome" you say I wish Imao " wait, why did i shoot him?.."i ask, very confused... "You fall to the ground, you're about to faint I rush over to you to catch you Succeeding You go cold then all of a sudden a shadow rushes over you Danny Devito's possession got it's revenge* We both wave the white flag and go grab a couple of drinks laughing about what just took place " cheers", i say, holding my basic white bitch drink over to yours (vodka soda) The first conversation between myself and my (now) girlfriend
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thepeasantking: legitimatelala: queenstravelingdarling: thoughtremixer: blackgiornogiovanna: ellsworthej: quasmellito: baiganchokah: hallaisme247: hi-imkingdavid: brattynympho: lordespino: candiikismet: darkislovelyyyy: This shit is still funny Lmao what the hell! Lmfao fuck thatโ€™s me Why was he in jail? @illmaticraj right now Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I donโ€™t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging Facts Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo Just to put some context into this: Let him go ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ The finger guns at the end just slay me ๐Ÿ˜‚ Lmao he doesnโ€™t deserve to be in jail. Over some weed : Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal? thepeasantking: legitimatelala: queenstravelingdarling: thoughtremixer: blackgiornogiovanna: ellsworthej: quasmellito: baiganchokah: hallaisme247: hi-imkingdavid: brattynympho: lordespino: candiikismet: darkislovelyyyy: This shit is still funny Lmao what the hell! Lmfao fuck thatโ€™s me Why was he in jail? @illmaticraj right now Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I donโ€™t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging Facts Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo Just to put some context into this: Let him go ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ The finger guns at the end just slay me ๐Ÿ˜‚ Lmao he doesnโ€™t deserve to be in jail. Over some weed
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sanderscaptions: thatsthat24: One Thing in Shows That Happens Far Too Much ๐Ÿ“บ (W/ Valerie) Thomas: For crying out loud, I was just watching TV and they did this thing that Iโ€™m so sick of! You know that cliche trope where thereโ€™s like one person trying to tell another person something, but then that person interrupts them-Valerie: I. Just watched. This amazing scene where this guy was trying to tell the girl something, but then the girl interrupted with a statement that directly conflicted with what the guy was going to tell her, and then, she said, โ€œnow, what was it you were going to tell me,โ€ to which he replied, โ€œohโ€ฆ itโ€™s nothing.โ€ (Valerie finger-guns) Ah, I love that narrative device! Nowโ€ฆ what was it you were going to tell me?Thomas: Oh, itโ€™sโ€ฆ itโ€™s nothing. (Thomas finger-guns): sanderscaptions: thatsthat24: One Thing in Shows That Happens Far Too Much ๐Ÿ“บ (W/ Valerie) Thomas: For crying out loud, I was just watching TV and they did this thing that Iโ€™m so sick of! You know that cliche trope where thereโ€™s like one person trying to tell another person something, but then that person interrupts them-Valerie: I. Just watched. This amazing scene where this guy was trying to tell the girl something, but then the girl interrupted with a statement that directly conflicted with what the guy was going to tell her, and then, she said, โ€œnow, what was it you were going to tell me,โ€ to which he replied, โ€œohโ€ฆ itโ€™s nothing.โ€ (Valerie finger-guns) Ah, I love that narrative device! Nowโ€ฆ what was it you were going to tell me?Thomas: Oh, itโ€™sโ€ฆ itโ€™s nothing. (Thomas finger-guns)
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