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awesomacious: A greatly written story: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and.. She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the... I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." I promise to him As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "l'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed funny.C awesomacious: A greatly written story

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awesomacious: A greatly written story: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and.. She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the... I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." I promise to him As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "l'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed funny.C awesomacious: A greatly written story

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A greatly written story: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and.. She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the... I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." I promise to him As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "l'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed funny.C A greatly written story

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v1als: in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse: Anonymous 03/28/08(Fri)00:14 No.561195 So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOUU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED Anonymous 06/19/12(Tue)00:38 No. 10311088 man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road he turn to his girl and say baby, i love you very much what is it honey? our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel." ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen" good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now. then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door "A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUTHIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT" v1als: in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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The Monster Under the Bed: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous. I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it gain. "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and... She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me.I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the..." I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "I'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed. The Monster Under the Bed

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srsfunny:Someone Heard About This Idea And Went For It: Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader. "Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader. Last line of the book "Please, don't close the book, I don't want to die oh my god I'd just like, keep the book open and tape it to a wall. I'm almost afraid to want it John Green, we're waiting So I guess this is it, isn't it? There are no more chapters, right? You said we were getting close and that was a while ago. I stared up into the sky, it was the same old sky there had always been, except for some rainclouds that hadn't been there a few minutes ago. It wasn't raining, but they were still floating up there grey and dismal. You begin to ask me something "Don't ask me how I know, I just do. Things just feel really final right now, like the downward slope is starting to level out Eventually... We'll hit the back cover, right? I sat down on a bench- had that been there a few minutes ago? It was hard to tell. Did you say yes? I think I heard you. Your voice keeps getting harder to hear Thunder rumbled, but. t wasn't like the thunder I'm used to. It sounded like you, and it sounded sad. From one of the clouds, a single drop of rain fell on the grainy wood of the bench. ".. You're crying, aren't you? I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I wishl could change this. I wish I could reach where you are Thunder rolled again, and behind it was a voice. Your voice Me? I'li be fine, I think. I don't know if this has ever happened before. I don't really know what happens when you...close the book. You ask me if I'm afraid And oddly, I'm not. "No, actually. Because... Whatever happens to me when you close the cover... You can always open the book up again, right? and that's when the answer hits me, the realization jolting me to stand again. That's it, isn't it? You can open it back up. The words won't change, but Fll still be here. You can meet me all over again, and I can meet you, and everything we have will come back. It's raining now, and the clouds have merged together, and in them, for the first time... I see you You are the most beautiful life person I have ever seen in my entire You're crying, but it's quiet, and maybe that was the sound of your tears hitting paper I realize that we don't have a lot of time. Listen-before it's all over-I want you to know that everything, all of this... Even being over, it was worth it. It was worth it to meet you, to get to know you. Even if when you close that cover and I disappear- it was all worth it. I love you. You love me too, I know it, I can feel it, just like for a moment I can feel what it would be like to hold your hand. There is a very long pause, and I realize you're prolonging what has to happen. "You can do it." For the first time, you have to be the hero. You have to close the book so we can keep going. And I believe in you. The sky gets darker, slowly, but then it gets light again, and your face is still up in those clouds. You open your mouth and for the first time I HEAR you, not just feel what you're saying or understand you in my own head, your voice comes through the pages in your world and into the reality of mine, and it reverberates and I can hear every little nuance, down to the hitch from you crying "Tll never forget you, you say. TIl come back soon The end SOMEONE DID AND NOW IM EMOTIONAL i would keep the book open and write extras saying that "NOPE WERE MARRIED. THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY LIFE STORY you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:Someone Heard About This Idea And Went For It

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movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com : cheap oving pr CHEAP WAYS TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE #1 TAKE THE BUS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE IF YOU A RE TRAVELING LIGHT "THE MOST AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE" 82 MOVING BY TRAIN IF YOU HAVE UNDER 500LBS OF STUFF THIS CAN EASILY BE THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE ENJOY THE RIDE...AND THE SAVINGS! 83 RENT A TOW ABLE TRAILER IF YOU HAVE A TOW HITCH AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF FURNITURE, THEN THIS IS A VERY CHEAP OPTION "RENT A TRAILER AND TOW YOUR STUFF TO MOVE CHEAPLY #4 RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK, SECURE YOUR STUFF IN THE BACK, AND BE ON YOUR WAY "ONE OF THE CHEAPEST WAYS TO MOVE A SMALL LOAD #5 MOVING TRUCK RENTALS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE IF YOU HAVE FURNITURE. IT'S ALSO THE MOST STRESSFUL WAY TO DO IT "HARD WORK PAYS OFF" #6 USE A MOVING CONTAINER (POD) THIS IS AN AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE IF YOU CAN PACK & LOAD, BUT DON'T WANT TO DRIVE A TRUCK YOU PACK, THEY DRIVE" #7 FIND THE CHEAPEST MOVING COMPANY COMPARE FREE MOVING QUOTES AT CHEAPMOVINGTIPS.COM TO SAVE UP TO 65% ON MOVERS "THE BEST WAY TO SAVE HUNDREDS" #8 SHIP YOUR FURNITURE AND LARGE BOXES IF YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW LARGE ITEMS TO MOVE, THEN THIS CAN BE A CHEAP SOLUTION "A CHEAP WAY TO MOVE A COUPLE THINGS" #9 MOVE YOUR STUFF BY AIRPLANE FOR PEOPLE MOVING TO HAWAlI OR ALASKA, AN AIR CARGO MOVE IS ONE OF YOUR BEST OPTIONS "FLY TO THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES IN THE USA" © cheapmovingtips.com/cheap-ways-to-move-out-of-state movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com

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movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com : cheap oving pr CHEAP WAYS TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE #1 TAKE THE BUS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE IF YOU A RE TRAVELING LIGHT "THE MOST AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE" 82 MOVING BY TRAIN IF YOU HAVE UNDER 500LBS OF STUFF THIS CAN EASILY BE THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE ENJOY THE RIDE...AND THE SAVINGS! 83 RENT A TOW ABLE TRAILER IF YOU HAVE A TOW HITCH AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF FURNITURE, THEN THIS IS A VERY CHEAP OPTION "RENT A TRAILER AND TOW YOUR STUFF TO MOVE CHEAPLY #4 RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK, SECURE YOUR STUFF IN THE BACK, AND BE ON YOUR WAY "ONE OF THE CHEAPEST WAYS TO MOVE A SMALL LOAD #5 MOVING TRUCK RENTALS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE IF YOU HAVE FURNITURE. IT'S ALSO THE MOST STRESSFUL WAY TO DO IT "HARD WORK PAYS OFF" #6 USE A MOVING CONTAINER (POD) THIS IS AN AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE IF YOU CAN PACK & LOAD, BUT DON'T WANT TO DRIVE A TRUCK YOU PACK, THEY DRIVE" #7 FIND THE CHEAPEST MOVING COMPANY COMPARE FREE MOVING QUOTES AT CHEAPMOVINGTIPS.COM TO SAVE UP TO 65% ON MOVERS "THE BEST WAY TO SAVE HUNDREDS" #8 SHIP YOUR FURNITURE AND LARGE BOXES IF YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW LARGE ITEMS TO MOVE, THEN THIS CAN BE A CHEAP SOLUTION "A CHEAP WAY TO MOVE A COUPLE THINGS" #9 MOVE YOUR STUFF BY AIRPLANE FOR PEOPLE MOVING TO HAWAlI OR ALASKA, AN AIR CARGO MOVE IS ONE OF YOUR BEST OPTIONS "FLY TO THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES IN THE USA" © cheapmovingtips.com/cheap-ways-to-move-out-of-state movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com

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movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com : cheap oving pr CHEAP WAYS TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE #1 TAKE THE BUS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE IF YOU A RE TRAVELING LIGHT "THE MOST AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE" 82 MOVING BY TRAIN IF YOU HAVE UNDER 500LBS OF STUFF THIS CAN EASILY BE THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE ENJOY THE RIDE...AND THE SAVINGS! 83 RENT A TOW ABLE TRAILER IF YOU HAVE A TOW HITCH AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF FURNITURE, THEN THIS IS A VERY CHEAP OPTION "RENT A TRAILER AND TOW YOUR STUFF TO MOVE CHEAPLY #4 RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK, SECURE YOUR STUFF IN THE BACK, AND BE ON YOUR WAY "ONE OF THE CHEAPEST WAYS TO MOVE A SMALL LOAD #5 MOVING TRUCK RENTALS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE IF YOU HAVE FURNITURE. IT'S ALSO THE MOST STRESSFUL WAY TO DO IT "HARD WORK PAYS OFF" #6 USE A MOVING CONTAINER (POD) THIS IS AN AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE IF YOU CAN PACK & LOAD, BUT DON'T WANT TO DRIVE A TRUCK YOU PACK, THEY DRIVE" #7 FIND THE CHEAPEST MOVING COMPANY COMPARE FREE MOVING QUOTES AT CHEAPMOVINGTIPS.COM TO SAVE UP TO 65% ON MOVERS "THE BEST WAY TO SAVE HUNDREDS" #8 SHIP YOUR FURNITURE AND LARGE BOXES IF YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW LARGE ITEMS TO MOVE, THEN THIS CAN BE A CHEAP SOLUTION "A CHEAP WAY TO MOVE A COUPLE THINGS" #9 MOVE YOUR STUFF BY AIRPLANE FOR PEOPLE MOVING TO HAWAlI OR ALASKA, AN AIR CARGO MOVE IS ONE OF YOUR BEST OPTIONS "FLY TO THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES IN THE USA" © cheapmovingtips.com/cheap-ways-to-move-out-of-state movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com

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movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com : cheap oving pr CHEAP WAYS TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE #1 TAKE THE BUS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE IF YOU A RE TRAVELING LIGHT "THE MOST AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE" 82 MOVING BY TRAIN IF YOU HAVE UNDER 500LBS OF STUFF THIS CAN EASILY BE THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE ENJOY THE RIDE...AND THE SAVINGS! 83 RENT A TOW ABLE TRAILER IF YOU HAVE A TOW HITCH AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF FURNITURE, THEN THIS IS A VERY CHEAP OPTION "RENT A TRAILER AND TOW YOUR STUFF TO MOVE CHEAPLY #4 RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK, SECURE YOUR STUFF IN THE BACK, AND BE ON YOUR WAY "ONE OF THE CHEAPEST WAYS TO MOVE A SMALL LOAD #5 MOVING TRUCK RENTALS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE IF YOU HAVE FURNITURE. IT'S ALSO THE MOST STRESSFUL WAY TO DO IT "HARD WORK PAYS OFF" #6 USE A MOVING CONTAINER (POD) THIS IS AN AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE IF YOU CAN PACK & LOAD, BUT DON'T WANT TO DRIVE A TRUCK YOU PACK, THEY DRIVE" #7 FIND THE CHEAPEST MOVING COMPANY COMPARE FREE MOVING QUOTES AT CHEAPMOVINGTIPS.COM TO SAVE UP TO 65% ON MOVERS "THE BEST WAY TO SAVE HUNDREDS" #8 SHIP YOUR FURNITURE AND LARGE BOXES IF YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW LARGE ITEMS TO MOVE, THEN THIS CAN BE A CHEAP SOLUTION "A CHEAP WAY TO MOVE A COUPLE THINGS" #9 MOVE YOUR STUFF BY AIRPLANE FOR PEOPLE MOVING TO HAWAlI OR ALASKA, AN AIR CARGO MOVE IS ONE OF YOUR BEST OPTIONS "FLY TO THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES IN THE USA" © cheapmovingtips.com/cheap-ways-to-move-out-of-state movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com

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<p><a href="http://movingforcheap.tumblr.com/post/172942377344/cheap-ways-to-move-infographic" class="tumblr_blog">movingforcheap</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC </p> <p>Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving!</p> <p>Source: <a href="http://www.cheapmovingtips.com/cheap-ways-to-move-out-of-state/" title="9 Cheap Ways To Move Out Of State">CheapMovingTips.com</a></p> </blockquote>: cheap oving pr CHEAP WAYS TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE #1 TAKE THE BUS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE IF YOU A RE TRAVELING LIGHT "THE MOST AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE" 82 MOVING BY TRAIN IF YOU HAVE UNDER 500LBS OF STUFF THIS CAN EASILY BE THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE ENJOY THE RIDE...AND THE SAVINGS! 83 RENT A TOW ABLE TRAILER IF YOU HAVE A TOW HITCH AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF FURNITURE, THEN THIS IS A VERY CHEAP OPTION "RENT A TRAILER AND TOW YOUR STUFF TO MOVE CHEAPLY #4 RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK, SECURE YOUR STUFF IN THE BACK, AND BE ON YOUR WAY "ONE OF THE CHEAPEST WAYS TO MOVE A SMALL LOAD #5 MOVING TRUCK RENTALS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE IF YOU HAVE FURNITURE. IT'S ALSO THE MOST STRESSFUL WAY TO DO IT "HARD WORK PAYS OFF" #6 USE A MOVING CONTAINER (POD) THIS IS AN AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE IF YOU CAN PACK & LOAD, BUT DON'T WANT TO DRIVE A TRUCK YOU PACK, THEY DRIVE" #7 FIND THE CHEAPEST MOVING COMPANY COMPARE FREE MOVING QUOTES AT CHEAPMOVINGTIPS.COM TO SAVE UP TO 65% ON MOVERS "THE BEST WAY TO SAVE HUNDREDS" #8 SHIP YOUR FURNITURE AND LARGE BOXES IF YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW LARGE ITEMS TO MOVE, THEN THIS CAN BE A CHEAP SOLUTION "A CHEAP WAY TO MOVE A COUPLE THINGS" #9 MOVE YOUR STUFF BY AIRPLANE FOR PEOPLE MOVING TO HAWAlI OR ALASKA, AN AIR CARGO MOVE IS ONE OF YOUR BEST OPTIONS "FLY TO THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES IN THE USA" © cheapmovingtips.com/cheap-ways-to-move-out-of-state <p><a href="http://movingforcheap.tumblr.com/post/172942377344/cheap-ways-to-move-infographic" class="tumblr_blog">movingforcheap</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC </p> <p>Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving!</p> <p>Source: <a href="http://www.cheapmovingtips.com/cheap-ways-to-move-out-of-state/" title="9 Cheap Ways To Move Out Of State">CheapMovingTips.com</a></p> </blockquote>

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movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com : cheap oving pr CHEAP WAYS TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE #1 TAKE THE BUS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE IF YOU A RE TRAVELING LIGHT "THE MOST AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE" 82 MOVING BY TRAIN IF YOU HAVE UNDER 500LBS OF STUFF THIS CAN EASILY BE THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE ENJOY THE RIDE...AND THE SAVINGS! 83 RENT A TOW ABLE TRAILER IF YOU HAVE A TOW HITCH AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF FURNITURE, THEN THIS IS A VERY CHEAP OPTION "RENT A TRAILER AND TOW YOUR STUFF TO MOVE CHEAPLY #4 RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK, SECURE YOUR STUFF IN THE BACK, AND BE ON YOUR WAY "ONE OF THE CHEAPEST WAYS TO MOVE A SMALL LOAD #5 MOVING TRUCK RENTALS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE IF YOU HAVE FURNITURE. IT'S ALSO THE MOST STRESSFUL WAY TO DO IT "HARD WORK PAYS OFF" #6 USE A MOVING CONTAINER (POD) THIS IS AN AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE IF YOU CAN PACK & LOAD, BUT DON'T WANT TO DRIVE A TRUCK YOU PACK, THEY DRIVE" #7 FIND THE CHEAPEST MOVING COMPANY COMPARE FREE MOVING QUOTES AT CHEAPMOVINGTIPS.COM TO SAVE UP TO 65% ON MOVERS "THE BEST WAY TO SAVE HUNDREDS" #8 SHIP YOUR FURNITURE AND LARGE BOXES IF YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW LARGE ITEMS TO MOVE, THEN THIS CAN BE A CHEAP SOLUTION "A CHEAP WAY TO MOVE A COUPLE THINGS" #9 MOVE YOUR STUFF BY AIRPLANE FOR PEOPLE MOVING TO HAWAlI OR ALASKA, AN AIR CARGO MOVE IS ONE OF YOUR BEST OPTIONS "FLY TO THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES IN THE USA" © cheapmovingtips.com/cheap-ways-to-move-out-of-state movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com

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movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com : cheap oving pr CHEAP WAYS TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE #1 TAKE THE BUS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE IF YOU A RE TRAVELING LIGHT "THE MOST AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE" 82 MOVING BY TRAIN IF YOU HAVE UNDER 500LBS OF STUFF THIS CAN EASILY BE THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE OUT-OF-STATE ENJOY THE RIDE...AND THE SAVINGS! 83 RENT A TOW ABLE TRAILER IF YOU HAVE A TOW HITCH AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF FURNITURE, THEN THIS IS A VERY CHEAP OPTION "RENT A TRAILER AND TOW YOUR STUFF TO MOVE CHEAPLY #4 RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK RENT A PICK-UP TRUCK, SECURE YOUR STUFF IN THE BACK, AND BE ON YOUR WAY "ONE OF THE CHEAPEST WAYS TO MOVE A SMALL LOAD #5 MOVING TRUCK RENTALS THIS IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO MOVE IF YOU HAVE FURNITURE. IT'S ALSO THE MOST STRESSFUL WAY TO DO IT "HARD WORK PAYS OFF" #6 USE A MOVING CONTAINER (POD) THIS IS AN AFFORDABLE WAY TO MOVE IF YOU CAN PACK & LOAD, BUT DON'T WANT TO DRIVE A TRUCK YOU PACK, THEY DRIVE" #7 FIND THE CHEAPEST MOVING COMPANY COMPARE FREE MOVING QUOTES AT CHEAPMOVINGTIPS.COM TO SAVE UP TO 65% ON MOVERS "THE BEST WAY TO SAVE HUNDREDS" #8 SHIP YOUR FURNITURE AND LARGE BOXES IF YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW LARGE ITEMS TO MOVE, THEN THIS CAN BE A CHEAP SOLUTION "A CHEAP WAY TO MOVE A COUPLE THINGS" #9 MOVE YOUR STUFF BY AIRPLANE FOR PEOPLE MOVING TO HAWAlI OR ALASKA, AN AIR CARGO MOVE IS ONE OF YOUR BEST OPTIONS "FLY TO THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES IN THE USA" © cheapmovingtips.com/cheap-ways-to-move-out-of-state movingforcheap: 9 Cheap Ways To Move Out of State INFOGRAPHIC  Learn about 9 cheap ways to move and lower the cost of moving! Source: CheapMovingTips.com

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Atlanta Woman Celebrates Her Birthday With An Orgy Party “I Really Care About Sexual Freedom” -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An Atlanta woman is celebrating her birthday with an orgy party to help young black women be sexually liberated. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cidney Green went viral last year with her orgy parties using the hashtag ATLOrgy. Well, it looks like she’s at again. Many are probably curious about what the party entails, who attends, and if it is free. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Green’s website, the orgy party is called an ‘Erotic Sleepover.’ The site states, “Erotic SleepOver is an all-inclusive sexual retreat on the world's most luxurious properties. We specialize in catering to your inner bourgeois freak with top of the line cuisine and total sexual liberation. All Erotic Sleepovers include full course gourmet meals, more than enough liquid courage, adult novelties, unique adult entertainment, thousands of condoms and highly trained security guards. Our guards do not only ensure these legendary events go on without a hitch but they also make certain that no phones or electronic devices enter the premises. This gives you 100% freedom to live out every single sexual desire you've ever possessed...without worrying about ending up on SnapChat or PornHub.com. Our extremely thorough cleaning experts ensure things remain...spotless throughout your entire stay. Speaking of your stay, we will always provide a safe, comfortable orgasmic place to cum in...” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This will be Green’s second party and because it was a sold out event, she has increased her price to $500. According to BET, attendees will be given a secret location where a porn star will join them for a four course meal. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Green states that she cares about “sexual freedom, especially black women because they are not able to be sexually free without being shamed.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What are your thoughts on ATLORGY?: Atlanta Woman Celebrates Her Birthday With An Orgy Party "I Really Care About Sexual Freedom" @balleralert Atlanta Woman Celebrates Her Birthday With An Orgy Party “I Really Care About Sexual Freedom” -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An Atlanta woman is celebrating her birthday with an orgy party to help young black women be sexually liberated. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cidney Green went viral last year with her orgy parties using the hashtag ATLOrgy. Well, it looks like she’s at again. Many are probably curious about what the party entails, who attends, and if it is free. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Green’s website, the orgy party is called an ‘Erotic Sleepover.’ The site states, “Erotic SleepOver is an all-inclusive sexual retreat on the world's most luxurious properties. We specialize in catering to your inner bourgeois freak with top of the line cuisine and total sexual liberation. All Erotic Sleepovers include full course gourmet meals, more than enough liquid courage, adult novelties, unique adult entertainment, thousands of condoms and highly trained security guards. Our guards do not only ensure these legendary events go on without a hitch but they also make certain that no phones or electronic devices enter the premises. This gives you 100% freedom to live out every single sexual desire you've ever possessed...without worrying about ending up on SnapChat or PornHub.com. Our extremely thorough cleaning experts ensure things remain...spotless throughout your entire stay. Speaking of your stay, we will always provide a safe, comfortable orgasmic place to cum in...” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This will be Green’s second party and because it was a sold out event, she has increased her price to $500. According to BET, attendees will be given a secret location where a porn star will join them for a four course meal. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Green states that she cares about “sexual freedom, especially black women because they are not able to be sexually free without being shamed.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What are your thoughts on ATLORGY?
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When people ask me about the most important factor for achieving financial success, my response usually takes them by surprise. Idk, maybe they expect me to say that what’s most important for your financial freedom is living within your means, investing early, or creating a financial plan. While those are important, in my opinion, nothing is more essential to your financial success than the person you share your life with. - (I’m not gonna be Hitch for you but keep reading) - So, what should you look for in a woman? Here’s basic set of character traits which will also be good for your financial life together. 😉 ✔️High self-esteem. Having self-esteem means that you take pride and value yourself without being arrogant. You don’t let other people mistreat you or take you for granted. ✔️Responsibility. Being responsible is taking care of yourself without relying on other people to remind you when to be somewhere or what to do. Responsible people know they’re in charge of their lives and get things done on time, like showing up for work, paying bills, and managing finances. ✔️Openness. Openness is a trait that’s similar to honesty, but has more to do with emotional intelligence. An open person is aware of his or her feelings, can express them, and wants to communicate in order to keep an emotional connection. - To sum up, high self-esteem, responsibility, openness, are my top 5 recommended traits to look for when you’re choosing a life partner. Of course, there are many more traits that many of us want such as intelligence, honesty. sense of humor, positive attitude, common interests, and similar backgrounds. - Have you found the one? 😉 Comment below! - theone perfect life millionairementor: ONE GOOD GIRL IS WORTH A THOUSAND HOES When people ask me about the most important factor for achieving financial success, my response usually takes them by surprise. Idk, maybe they expect me to say that what’s most important for your financial freedom is living within your means, investing early, or creating a financial plan. While those are important, in my opinion, nothing is more essential to your financial success than the person you share your life with. - (I’m not gonna be Hitch for you but keep reading) - So, what should you look for in a woman? Here’s basic set of character traits which will also be good for your financial life together. 😉 ✔️High self-esteem. Having self-esteem means that you take pride and value yourself without being arrogant. You don’t let other people mistreat you or take you for granted. ✔️Responsibility. Being responsible is taking care of yourself without relying on other people to remind you when to be somewhere or what to do. Responsible people know they’re in charge of their lives and get things done on time, like showing up for work, paying bills, and managing finances. ✔️Openness. Openness is a trait that’s similar to honesty, but has more to do with emotional intelligence. An open person is aware of his or her feelings, can express them, and wants to communicate in order to keep an emotional connection. - To sum up, high self-esteem, responsibility, openness, are my top 5 recommended traits to look for when you’re choosing a life partner. Of course, there are many more traits that many of us want such as intelligence, honesty. sense of humor, positive attitude, common interests, and similar backgrounds. - Have you found the one? 😉 Comment below! - theone perfect life millionairementor
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The monster: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous. I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn't sc anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient of him sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel;I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed. Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and... She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With Me "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out "What the..." I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "I'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed. The monster

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The monster: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed. Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and... She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I do The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the... I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "I'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed. The monster

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