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i–d-c: pitbullmabari: glumshoe: glumshoe: Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them. (Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.) Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!” It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment. please tell him i love him @ianvs : i–d-c: pitbullmabari: glumshoe: glumshoe: Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them. (Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.) Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!” It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment. please tell him i love him @ianvs

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limitedcolour: unlicenseddrsexymd: fieldbears: glumshoe: glumshoe: Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them. (Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.) Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!” It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment. Please let Edgar know that I love him Edgar has graced my dash twice today and I learned something new each time. I too love him. @krowsfeet : limitedcolour: unlicenseddrsexymd: fieldbears: glumshoe: glumshoe: Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them. (Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.) Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!” It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment. Please let Edgar know that I love him Edgar has graced my dash twice today and I learned something new each time. I too love him. @krowsfeet

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You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.
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"I found myself desiring and knowing less and less, until I could say in utter astonishment: "I know nothing, I want nothing." Earlier I was sure of so many things, now I am sure of nothing. But I feel I have lost nothing by not knowing, because all my knowledge was false. My not knowing was in itself knowledge of the fact that all my knowledge is ignorance, that "I do not know" is the only true statement the mind can make....I do not claim to know what you do not. In fact, I know much less than you do...." - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj 🙌🕉🍁🌿👽✨☯️🦋🗿💫☮️🕊☀️❤️ -------------------------- . Rp @awakeninghumanbeing 😊 Pic 📷 @jamesjcruz . . spirituality consciousness awakespiritual awakening: "I found myself desiring and knowing less and less, until I could say in utter astonishment: "I know nothing, I want nothing." Earlier I was sure of so many things, now I am sure of nothing. But I feel I have lost nothing by not knowing, because all my knowledge was false. My not knowing was in itself knowledge of the fact that all my knowledge is ignorance, that "I do not know" is the only true statement the mind can make....I do not claim to know what you do not. In fact, I know much less than you do...." - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj 🙌🕉🍁🌿👽✨☯️🦋🗿💫☮️🕊☀️❤️ -------------------------- . Rp @awakeninghumanbeing 😊 Pic 📷 @jamesjcruz . . spirituality consciousness awakespiritual awakening

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<p>I&rsquo;m gonna fucking kill myself</p>: Cleaning your PC using compressed air Cleaning your PC using a vacuum cleaner Cleaning your PC using a leaf blower Taking a deep breath and then blowing on your PC to clean it Eating beans and farting on the keyboard to clean your PC Using your fart pillow to clean your PC Sucking all the dust through a straw to clean your PC Getting drunk with large amounts of low quality beer and then burping on your keyboard to clean your PC Buying a 14th-century Japanese silk fan to clean your PC Checking the weather forecast to get out on a windy day to clean your PC Jumping from the Empire State Building to clean your PC using air drag Going back in time to buy some slaves and making thenm clean your PC with their breath Traveling to the future to know when the next hurricane will be and then getting back to let the hurricane clean your PC Traveling back in time to when'st Trump dropped the MOAB and staying in that cave waiting for the air sucking to clean your PC Taking your PC to the ISS opening the hatch and letting the pressure difference clean your PC Traveling to the future finding the Meaning of Life and then getting back to the present to give a lecture to more than 2000 college students explaining them the Reason for the Existence to make their absolute astonishment cause them to simultaneously sigh so that you can point your PC to them to clean it in a really effective manner Traveling to future but getting stuck there because of a spacetime glitch and then spending your remaining time to search for an effective way to clean your PC and then writing it in the Meaning of Life Diary so that your past self can discover it when he will travel to find the Meaning of Life Spending two hours of your shitty life translating an old normie meme into English replacing all the images with higher quality ones thoroughly searching on the Internet only to post said meme on /rldankmemes to receive the lovely comments telling you you are a fuckin' normie <p>I&rsquo;m gonna fucking kill myself</p>
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Alhamdulillah today one of my friends Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala blessed him with a child after years of patience 👼🏻👶🏻 . - I just wanna share a quick reminder, wallahi my Dear brothers and sisters, if you ever think that your “window of opportunity” has passed on having a child or achieving something you love and you almost throw your hands up in hopelessness and despair, reflect on this event in the Qur’an: . - When Sarah the wife of prophet Ibrahim (‘alayhi assalaam) was informed by the angel that she would have a child, she said in astonishment, “Woe unto me! Shall I bear a child while I am an old woman, and here is my husband, an old man? Verily! This is a strange thing!” The angel’s response was: “Do you wonder at the decree of Allah?” (Hud: 72-73). . - It’s NEVER too late for Allah (swt) to answer your Duas. He simply says “Be” and it is. . - I ask Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala to bless you all and grant you the best in this life and in the next. Ameen ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ @abed.alii 📝: Alhamdulillah today one of my friends Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala blessed him with a child after years of patience 👼🏻👶🏻 . - I just wanna share a quick reminder, wallahi my Dear brothers and sisters, if you ever think that your “window of opportunity” has passed on having a child or achieving something you love and you almost throw your hands up in hopelessness and despair, reflect on this event in the Qur’an: . - When Sarah the wife of prophet Ibrahim (‘alayhi assalaam) was informed by the angel that she would have a child, she said in astonishment, “Woe unto me! Shall I bear a child while I am an old woman, and here is my husband, an old man? Verily! This is a strange thing!” The angel’s response was: “Do you wonder at the decree of Allah?” (Hud: 72-73). . - It’s NEVER too late for Allah (swt) to answer your Duas. He simply says “Be” and it is. . - I ask Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala to bless you all and grant you the best in this life and in the next. Ameen ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ @abed.alii 📝

Alhamdulillah today one of my friends Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala blessed him with a child after years of patience 👼🏻👶🏻 . - I just wanna sh...

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