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America, Anaconda, and Andrew Bogut: 100 Nigerian Girls Abducted By Boko Haram Returned To Village @balleralert 100 Nigerian Girls Abducted By Boko Haram Returned To Village - blogged by @worldwidekeege ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The tragic horror that America witnessed almost 4 years ago has relived itself in Nigeria but this time the narrative paints a different ending. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Islamic extremist group Boko Haram which stands for “Western education is forbidden” hit hard again by abducting 110 girls from a Nigerian school in the city of Dapchi. The same group took over 300 girls from a school in Chibok 4 years ago. The group’s reason for kidnapping the girls is to teach them Islam and show them why they shouldn’t practice Western education, instead, they should be married off. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They make the girls live in forests and migrate from place to place running from officials looking to rescue them. All of the girls from the Chibok kidnapping years ago have not been returned but almost 100 of the Dapchi students were returned to their city early Wednesday morning. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As parents and loved ones watched them walk into town, hearts were overjoyed with compassion for what the young ladies had gone through for over a month while being held captive. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nigerian officials were highly criticized for not preventing the attack and not doing enough in their rescue efforts to bring the girls home sooner. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hopefully, we can see more efforts for them in the future and maybe the rest of the Chibok girls will be released as well.

100 Nigerian Girls Abducted By Boko Haram Returned To Village - blogged by @worldwidekeege ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The tragic horror that Americ...

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Aww, Bad, and Be Like: r/aww u/highimallaudin 2d i.redd.it My buddies steering wheel dog sleeping on the Mule @DrSmashlove So I started watching this show Ozarks on the stairmaster and in the first episode we learn that the wife, an olderish white woman, is having an affair. What’s the nickname she calls her side piece? “Sugarwood.” BRUV 😂. I’m done. I’m physically, mentally, emotionally done. “Daddy” is over. It’s cancelled. From now on u if u deal with me u gotta call me “Honeysuckle PP”. U feel me? Imma need more effort put into it. These older ladies making y’all look bad. Don’t be calling yo man “daddy” and then u grab his phone and find out some cougar calling him “Agave Papi” u gon have to re-evaluate yo whole life u thought shit was sweet now u found out Susan who is twice-divorced and live six floors above u giving yo man lovey dovey names and shit. “Mango Mamba”. U feel me? Susan gon be saucy about it too. She gon see u in the mailroom like “Hi Beth! Where was Steven last night?” And U gon be like “ummmm...CrossFit, then he came home to me, why?” And Susan gon eye u up and giggle like “no sweetie Steven was in my apartment bending me over my Restoration Hardeare sectional. FYI. And btw my man loves it when I call him Mango Mamba. Sorry hehe. OUR man. Toodles 🤗. Cmon Charlie...” and Charlie the poodle gon just look at u and grin like “she ain’t lyin, I seent the whole thing - please don’t make me answer for Susan, she crazy - but low key u coulda gave yo man a cuter nickname JUST SAYIN. ARF...HEH HEH!!” YOUNG LADIES, THESE OLDER WOMEN COMING FOR U. YALL GON HAVE TO BE MORE POETIC. STEP UP YO NICKNAME GAME IMMEEJALLY. IMMA LEAVE YALL WITH THAT. Y’all been warned 🤗. BLESS UP 😂😂😂
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Af, Ass, and Back to Back: Oh hello there Drsmashlove Shout to u pretty young ladies that's gon show up to brunch in a hoodie with the hood up, I fucks with y'all. That hood up tells me everything I need to know. Don't tell me the story - I know it already. (1) It was either your birthday or your best friend's birthday or it was nobody birthday but your name is Kirsten (girls named Kirsten go hard every weekend, and most weekdays. There's no explanation for this. It's just factual. If your name is Kirsten u will go absolutely hard AF on a Tuesday for no reason. Not even Fat Tuesday. Just like, next Tuesday. But I digress.). (2) The night started with shots when some frat boys offered to buy u and your squad a round and it snowballed from there. (3) Tables were danced on. (4) Undergarments were removed and u briefly paused because you're on your period, so it stands to reason that panties should be worn for the rest of the night, but u flung them anyway. (5) Karaoke was sung; likely six (6) Rihanna songs back to back. (6) Oral sex occurred in the back of a UBER. (6) Half of the shenanigans were documented on a well-edited snap story. To all u girls in hoodies with the hood up, still marinating in a mix of perspiration and sex fluids from last night, I salute y'all. U made it to brunch. The Angel of Death literally carried u to the restaurant so u could have your egg white omelette and wheat toast. Rest assured baby girl if I see u and your squad, u exactly the girl imma talk to. Your friend Emily who showered and applied make-up? She got nothing I want. That's too much preparation. Too put together. Imma come directly to u, get your number, date u, and then propose to u, so when we at the rehearsal dinner at Girl and the Goat, Emily can be all "SMASH MET KIRSTEN WHEN WE WERE AT BRUNCH AT SNAGGLETOOTH ON SOUTHPORT. KIRSTEN WAS A LITERAL MESS LOL - LIKE I CAN'T EVEN SAY WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT BEFORE - BUT LET'S JUST SAY SHE WAS IN ROUGH SHAPE LOLOL." Exactly, Emily. Go head. Embarrass TF out of Kirsten. All that crazy she did before me just make me love her crazy ass more 😍. She led a crazy life but she mines now...Till the Angel of Death ⚰️ (or divorce court 💰) do us part. Bless up! 🆗😍😂😂😂
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Creepy, Memes, and Photoshop: _vanessagaleano Notas About the "photoshoot (which only took me 2 minutes to crop a picture on snapchat) it was just a joke. A simple JOKE not my fault you haven't got a little bit of humour, you should be proud of you husband of how far he has become and all the fans he has. It wasn't personal, ljust decided to make a funny picture with one of my favourites basketball players on Valentine's Day just like many other teenagers did, But Iguess I didn't know his wife was insecure about herself or her relationship What you pretend a 17 years old TGM youu? I swear you career is giving advise to people, please take a minute and Take your own advise and act like the "woman" you are. -Vanessa Galeano. Happy Valentine,s dequanmjones Since we're writing letters and stuff, Ifelt like a response was warranted. Yesterday morning I sent my wife a screenshot of someone who had taken the time to photoshop her face into our picture. We laughed about how funny (and creepy) it was and created a side by side to share with our friends. It was all kicks and giggles until the post surprisingly went viral and people started saying rude things about both my wife and the young lady in the comments. At the end of the day, think it's clear that everyone was joking and that it was all meant to be some Valentine's Day humor. We're glad we could provide some entertainment for y all even though it was never meant to be that deep. Clearly social media is a powerful thing. An update from the 17 year old ValentinesDay photoshop girl and the "husband"

An update from the 17 year old ValentinesDay photoshop girl and the "husband"

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Bless Up, Memes, and 🤖: I need you! @Dr Smashlove Say Bruh shout to u lovey dovey motherfuckers that's gon risk it all tonight. Y'all know who the hell y'all are, don't pretend. Y'all in love. With that girl Stephanie who work down the hall. Or that girl Melissa who u work with at the mall. Or Emily from science class. Whoever she is, u in love, and u chose Valentine's Day to come out of the closet and risk it all and let her know. U got your flowers ready. Your chocolates. A nicely written card in hand writing, which nobody even write any more (real talk? I haven't hand written anything since 2011 😂. Like when iMessage brought in doodles, I had to re-learn how to write letters 😫). But anyway, u got your whole situation ready, and u gon risk it all. Game winner at the buzzer from half court. Today? A lot of Stephanie's, Melissa's and Emily's gon learn that u MADLY in love with her ass. Now there's a 1 in 1,000 chance she like u back, and she gon be thrilled. The other 999 gon be hella uncomfortable and no offense but tonight? U gon be their snap story Bruh 😂. Pic: roses and chocolates. Over-text: "OMG Nick you are the sweetest friend I could ask for!!!" And just like that yo chest gon cave in and u gon lose your breath which hasn't happened since the ball hit u in the stomach in third grade kickball. Two important lessons will be learned today. First, nick, u gon learn he hard way to keep it G 😂. Being lovey dovey is a wonderful trait but it's a time and a place and u gotta first make sure you're in there. U feel me? For all the young ladies, u gon be like "FML I REALLY LIKE PEDRO WHY COULDN'T HE BE THE ONE TO GET ME FLOWERS 😫". Because baby. Pedro ain't about shit. Pedro never bringing u flowers. YOU COULD HAVE HIS BABY AND NO FLOWERS 😂. So today u gon learn a important lesson - it's gon be men who adore u but u don't like them, and it's gon be men u adore but they don't see u anything as late night Punani. The key is to find a man in the middle, who gets your heart racing and also treat u how u need to be treated. Don't settle for Nick OR Pedro - be patient and u gon find a man who do both. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
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Diss, Memes, and Humana: So lam the dooes and we wated about 5 minutes The young lady Imaybe 17 handedeachchi Mae joga fora sorvete looked dos tres filhos na frente deles para ensina los a respeitar as pessoas aoud hope people wo eye and say ankyou We Sotoday lamtenearest mom in the word /ACREDITANISS00FICIAL RCREDARAN @AcreditaNisso? A escritora americana Primak Sullivan, mãe de três filhos, foi por um dia a “pior mãe do mundo”, com ela mesma diz num post no seu Facebook, em que relata a importância de ensinar aos filhos a respeitarem as pessoas, independentemente da sua condição social. Ela escreveu: “Então… eu sou a pior mãe que já existiu… Tipo… No mundo todo. Eu levei as crianças ao DairyQueen (cadeia de restaurantes) depois do jantar. Eles pediram suas sobremesas e nós esperamos 5 minutos até que eles chamassem o nosso número. Uma mocinha (talvez com 17 anos), deu um sorvete para cada um dos meus filhos. Nenhum deles a olhou nos olhos. Nenhum deles disse obrigado. Nem para ela, nem para mim… Então eu esperei. Eu contei até 10 na minha cabeça enquanto eles devoravam o sorvete e a jovem apenas olhava para mim (provavelmente porque ela pensou que eu estivesse escutando vozes), e eu vi meus filhos saírem pela porta. Eu os segui até o lado de fora, onde calmamente eu peguei o sorvete deles, enquanto eles me olhavam com horror, e os joguei na lixeira que havia por perto. Os três ficaram histéricos. Eu esperei. Quieta. Calma. Quando eles se deram conta de que eu tinha algo a dizer, eles se acalmaram. Eu expliquei que um dia, se eles tivessem sorte, eles iriam ter um emprego como o daquela jovem. E que eu esperava que as pessoas os vissem. Realmente os notassem. Olhassem eles nos olhos e dissessem “obrigado”. Nós já estamos bem grandinhos, aos 8-7-5 anos de idade, para sair por aí sem ter boas maneiras e, honestamente, sem ter o básico de decência humana. Hoje, eu sou a pior mãe do mundo.” As pessoas tiveram reações diferentes sobre o método usado por Jamie para educar os filhos. Algumas apoiando e outras criticando. E você, o que achou da atitude da mãe? Fonte: naoacredito . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw

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Diss, Memes, and Humana: Jaime Primak Sullwn0 So I the meat Nisso? Took kids to Dairy Q choices and we wated about 5 minutes for th The young lady maybe 17 handed eachchi looked sorvete Mae joga fora dos tres filhos na ugh I wash kids watch frente deles para ensinaa-los a respeitar explained th e day they were as pessoas would hope that people eye and say thank you We So today lam the meanest momin he word IACREDITANISSooFICIAL ACREDAANISSO @AcreditaNisso? A escritora americana Primak Sullivan, mãe de três filhos, foi por um dia a “pior mãe do mundo”, com ela mesma diz num post no seu Facebook, em que relata a importância de ensinar aos filhos a respeitarem as pessoas, independentemente da sua condição social. Ela escreveu: “Então… eu sou a pior mãe que já existiu… Tipo… No mundo todo. Eu levei as crianças ao DairyQueen (cadeia de restaurantes) depois do jantar. Eles pediram suas sobremesas e nós esperamos 5 minutos até que eles chamassem o nosso número. Uma mocinha (talvez com 17 anos), deu um sorvete para cada um dos meus filhos. Nenhum deles a olhou nos olhos. Nenhum deles disse obrigado. Nem para ela, nem para mim… Então eu esperei. Eu contei até 10 na minha cabeça enquanto eles devoravam o sorvete e a jovem apenas olhava para mim (provavelmente porque ela pensou que eu estivesse escutando vozes), e eu vi meus filhos saírem pela porta. Eu os segui até o lado de fora, onde calmamente eu peguei o sorvete deles, enquanto eles me olhavam com horror, e os joguei na lixeira que havia por perto. Os três ficaram histéricos. Eu esperei. Quieta. Calma. Quando eles se deram conta de que eu tinha algo a dizer, eles se acalmaram. Eu expliquei que um dia, se eles tivessem sorte, eles iriam ter um emprego como o daquela jovem. E que eu esperava que as pessoas os vissem. Realmente os notassem. Olhassem eles nos olhos e dissessem “obrigado”. Nós já estamos bem grandinhos, aos 8-7-5 anos de idade, para sair por aí sem ter boas maneiras e, honestamente, sem ter o básico de decência humana. Hoje, eu sou a pior mãe do mundo.” As pessoas tiveram reações diferentes sobre o método usado por Jamie para educar os filhos. Algumas apoiando e outras criticando. E você, o que achou da atitude da mãe? Fonte: naoacredito . SIGAM-ME OS BONS 👉 @Nandinhatw (ADM)

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