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Animals, Beautiful, and Crying: AN AVERAGE SATURDAY MORNING: WITH KIDS VS. WITHOUT KID WITH KIDS TIME WITHOUT KIDS Time to get up! Someone peed 6:00 You won't be getting up for 5 through his diaper and now your bed is covered in urine more You change a diaper and try to get the kid to sleep a little longer but now the he's yelling zoo animals and doing flips on the 6:30 You made some breakfast for your child, but today he decided he hates eggs. He's saying he wants "scrims" but you don't know what that means. He won't explain and just keeps yelling "scrims" louder and louder 7:00 Your pillow got a little warm so you turn it over and go back to You've now watched the same episode of Spongebob four times. One time you tried to change it over to the news and your kid shoved a spoon in the Tranquil visions dance in your 8:00 O0 head as the sweet embrace of slumber engulfs your resting body You attempt to take a shower but your kid keeps throwing can openers into the tub. You weren't aware that you hacd multiple can openers An angel comes down and gently kisses your forehead. Sleep well, sweet prince 8:30 You walk upstairs to your room, but didn't realize your kid was using the stairs as a stunt zone for Hot Wheels and you slip on one and nearly die as you tumble back down to the A hummingbird perches itself outside your window and sings a sweet lullaby. He blows you a kiss and soars away 9:00 You try to finally go to the bathroom, but forgot to lock the door so now your kid is crying because you won't let him dump sand in your lap. He dumps it on the dog instead. The sand was actually used cat litter You wake briefly to adjust your sleep number. (You bought an adjustable bed with all the disposable income you have from not having a kid.) 9:30 You hear laughter, which is almost more terrifying than crying. You walk in the living room to see your kid making 10:00 S Still sleeping soundly, like a puppy in front of a crackling snow angels in glue. There's no way you're getting your deposit back with a giant glue angel in the middle of the carpet Your kid doses off and you try to catch up on your favorite show You stir a little and check your texts. Your friend wants to go to brunch later. That sounds nice 30 more minutes of sleep and you'll get ready for that. Maybe go to mall later or ride go-karts Unfortunately, six minutes into it 10:30 there's a dramatic moment where the music builds and your kid is now wide-awake. (Screw You get everyone loaded into the car to go to the zoo, even though it's 90 degrees and so humid taxidermy is coming back to life. Your kid yells a racial slur he heard in a movie. Out of all the words he's heard, that's the only one that stuck. You wake up feeling refreshed and beautiful. You know what? It's Saturday. Let's just lie in the bed a while and watch a movie 11:00 srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids

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Advice, Ass, and Cats: SHAME YOUR CAT NOW MyCatFromHell Every cat's life is... CHAME YOUR CAT NOW MyCatFromHell HAME YOUR CAT NOW PMyCatFromHell Every cats life is worth something. bornthiswayward #i've reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for femmadilemma how is this funny to anyone Those people obviously don't realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they don't want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills) Also I might also be crying drunkvanity Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, he's taught himself everything there is to know about cats and since then, he's tanin re thcsavea behaorCat staughthm ea their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he's saving cats lives. He's awesome rogueofstorms His show has taught me more about how to take care of a cat than I learned from growing up with one himteckerjam Jackson Galaxy is the patron fucking saint of cats and I swear to god I will fight anybody coming for him You will catch these hands anightvaleintern I don.t like when people make fun of Jackson Galaxy when he gets emotional Because a) I get r over cats too, fuck you and b.) its mostly because he's a man and a patriarchal belief that men can't really fucking emotional cry or have feelings academicfeminist PLUS! He actually gives GREAT behavior advice, unlike another TV personality who works with canines and shall not be named because my blood pressure can't handle his ass n every cats life is
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Alive, Cats, and Coldplay: julia reinstein@juliareinstein I learned how to do CPR today so now know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify playlist of songs that are the right beat to time CPR compressions to and it is on point 9:49イ Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Songs to do CPR to l of these son ht Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow beat to perform CPR. Pick o remember SHUFFLE PLAY case you ever need to save a life PLAYLIST BY MMMBop-Single Version Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast.. Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) NYPHOSPITAL Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Fast Car Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman E May 18, 2017 2h 56m Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow FI Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma… Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198 SHUFFLE PLAY Download Fast Car O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman Hips Don't Lie Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2 Fl Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray Just Dance Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (. You Can't Hurry Love Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga Devices Avalable Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma. Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198. Something Just Like This The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik. 茴 Q (0) IN RadioYour Library x-cetra: esaa-tas: aquarian-sunchild: positive-memes: Drop the beat not the heart rate I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so I can punch them back to life while screaming MMMBop. you Also, for those of us above a certain age, the American Heart Association has long recommended the Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive as a CPR aid.

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Advice, Ass, and Cats: SHAME YOUR CAT HOW #MyCatFromhell Every cat's life is worth something. academicfeminist: anightvaleintern: himteckerjam: rogueofstorms: drunkvanity: femmadilemma: bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for how is this funny to anyone. Those people obviously don’t realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they don’t want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills).   Also - I might also be crying. Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, he’s taught himself everything there is to know about cats and their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he’s saving cats lives. He’s awesome. His show has taught me more about how to take care of a cat than I learned from growing up with one. Jackson Galaxy is the patron fucking saint of cats and I swear to god I will fight anybody coming for him.You will catch these hands. I don;t like when people make fun of Jackson Galaxy when he gets emotional. Because a.) I get really fucking emotional over cats too, fuck you and b.) it’s mostly because he’s a man and a patriarchal belief that men can’t cry or have feelings. PLUS! He actually gives GREAT behavior advice, unlike another TV personality who works with canines and shall not be named because my blood pressure can’t handle his ass rn
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Club, Lgbt, and Life: dying and coming back to life club EM lainafantasy: shalliephobic: shiro and lance bond in season 7? News flash: LGBT stands for “Life Gone, But (only) Temporarily”

lainafantasy: shalliephobic: shiro and lance bond in season 7? News flash: LGBT stands for “Life Gone, But (only) Temporarily”

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