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Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara Incase you were wondering why my uncle got kicked out of Walmart: l Verizon LTE 5:53 PM @-q 40% Verizon LTE 5:53 PM Grammy Grammy Fwd: Now I'm banned from Grammy 5. August 16: Looked right into the security camera in the fishing section and used it as a mirror while you picked your nose Walmart. I just received this email 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 09/18/2018 Dear Mr. Marshall 6. September 4: You went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. Over the past two months you have caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have beern forced to ban you from the store. Complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 2. July 10: You set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 23: You went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. You are no longer aloud in the Brunswick Walmart and will immediately be asked to leave if you enter said premises! 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other 4. August 4: Moved a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area. Tag Martin Store Manager Walmart Brunswick Store Text Message 01 4 Text Message Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

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Dude, Friends, and Lol: eireddit /r/unitedkingdom TV license agent tried to force his way in to my flat lol (sef unitedkingdom) other discussions (1) 965submitted 11 hours ago by striationsbruh So I keep getting a lot of letters saying that i'll be charged, taken to court etc. Agents visit my flat like once a week or every other week at least. I keep telling them that I don't need to pay for it as all I do is watch some Netflix on my TV and I never watch any bbc live programs and never used bbc iplayer... I don't like watching tv/programs in general. They are always very persistent making me feel guilty saying that this is 2018 and that everyone watches bbc and that I need to pay for it. usually they left after I kept saying that I don't. Not until today, this guy was so persistent, I shut the door on him and he kept knocking until I opened the door again, and said that he will need to inspect my flat to see whether I need to pay or not. I told him to leave and he said that I will get sued if I don't let him in, I said I don't need to let some random dude in my flat. And he got really offended, and then tried to force his way in, and I pushed him off and said if he tries one more time he will regret it. And he tried to fight me, told me to come outside, and I said that if he wants to fight he can try do it right here He left, but said i'll regret it what the actual fuck lol? is there any possible way to stop them coming? <p><a href="https://perspectivemax.tumblr.com/post/171861478903/thatthinginyourshoe-higher-order" class="tumblr_blog">perspectivemax</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thatthinginyourshoe.tumblr.com/post/171859885873/higher-order-frederick-the-ii" class="tumblr_blog">thatthinginyourshoe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://higher-order.tumblr.com/post/171847996456/frederick-the-ii-governmentshill-britain-is" class="tumblr_blog">higher-order</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://frederick-the-ii.tumblr.com/post/171846603889/governmentshill-britain-is-not-worth-saving" class="tumblr_blog">frederick-the-ii</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://governmentshill.tumblr.com/post/171846375540/britain-is-not-worth-saving" class="tumblr_blog">governmentshill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Britain is not worth saving</p></blockquote> <p>“hurr durr why do you need the 2nd amendment” </p> </blockquote> <p>This is what my country is actually like, btw. I’ve heard stories from friends and relatives about TV license agents who demand to inspect your house to make sure you’re not watching your TV without a license. In fact, even if you own a TV but don’t watch it (say you only use it for gaming) they try to force you to pay for the license still (and they try to force you to pay if you stream TV as well). <br/></p> <p>This country is full of government employees on a powertrip. Not just TV license people but many people who work for the government try to exert power over you. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Well these make more sense to me now </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02749e39bb6cbaa2c16f646731923085/tumblr_inline_p5krlnTHqP1rrcyxb_500.jpg" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="461"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3826132cfa60fdf6b42e787d7bfd8adc/tumblr_inline_p5krlnlWa01rrcyxb_500.jpg" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="461"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Let Britain die</p></blockquote>
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Apparently, Bitch, and Children: An Incomplete List of Notable Peoplel Delivered Pizza To... tybaar It's coming up on a year now since I got my curent job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the lttle ever- expanding WTFPIZZA note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh -interesting deliveries So without further ado and in no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash. A woman who slipped me a business card (in ieu of tip) for a laser tatto0 removal clinic, explaining In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be. At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice. - An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pead-handled .32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (I do) and also, #1 could load it for her (I didnt). -A group of EMTs hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recently extinguished (but still smouldering) house fire. -A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was "obstructing the mal system and demanded my social security number so he could report me to the proper authorties A group of young teenage girls (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them. - A hotel room full of badass middie-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Hamy Potter films, who were also completely wasted on Jello shots. They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them. A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans. Multiple instances of people asking if# I would sell them pot. (bitch get your own dealer sheesh) A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the "spitting image" of his deceased daughter -A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote "get a real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt. A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in every shot Multiple prank deliveries joke's on you motherfucker, I get paid for the gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered) - An elderty man who wrote FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit receipt - A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he works so hard. He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I couldnt do anything. A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks+sandals (indoors) who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door. Multiple knockings were of no avail -A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I'm female. She proceeded to snatch my drivers icense out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me. A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play WoW on the free custom server he was playing on. (But it has double - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully, HIS copy of the receipt. An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road before I got to the police station and pulling me over to get his pizza. -A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt, specifically wrote 0.00 in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me. It said pizza tip" in the For section A furious lady who yelled at me for a solid five minutes (1 kept track) al about how long it took for her delivery to get to her. She then tipped me an extra ten bucks on a six dolar order. I dunno. - An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober. When I complimented his Adventure Time wallet (which was super cute) and asked where he got it, he immediately looked temified, sat down on the floor and muttered 1... I don't know... - Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis - A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately tuned to vomit into her mailbox A surly Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving birth to a fullgrown woman - A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks, tables, shelves- everywhere. - A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add. A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldnt hear anything he was saying. An elderty guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could score him holowpoint bulets. - An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didnt have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios nstead. It took me three weeks to finish the bag this was so worth reading Souroe: tybaar story time his is. 219,895 notes realy cool actualy Pizza for Strange People
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