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Clothes, College, and Doppelganger: indigo-night-wisp college gothic someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since vour first text freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floo . . . someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do? you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has wom this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him . . . . . someone answers, "communism" it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, "what is an example of the art of ancient greece?" you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago the professor is talking about STD's. your math class is very strange the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all. "communism," the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. that's what everyone says Source: indigo-night-wisp College gothic

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Anaconda, Disappointed, and Fail: All Course Announcement Fall 2016 BIO 101 15 General Biology I Final Exam Grades Open Dismiss Hi, All I have your final exam grades 5 minutes ago Guys I really wanted to believe that Virginia Westem was not the cesspool of morons all my fellow Biology faculty told me it would be Unfortunatly your finals, which I purposely made as easy as humanly possible tanked harder than a Kardashian marriage I personally apologize for expecting the bare minimum from you as students. If you look at your grade book you will notice that you have all gotten a extra credit, and no this was not because any of you deserved when the dean asks me 'hey why the …, did 90% of your class fail an introductory Biology class" to whom I will reply "Hmmm I don't know, maybe its because these klingons are 18 years old and stil gigge everytime I say the term "Phagocytosis Id like to add that in fact one of you got a 5/100 on this exam for which I salute you Considering it was 100% multiple choice and the statistical probability of you missing more than 90% GUESSING actual act of God (please stay out of the gene pool you know who you are). I could have actually taken a shit on the scantron, wiped off on the grass, and I am pretty certain my feces would have picked up more correct answers than you deliberately bubbled in So congratulations, on making me lose faith in the public school system, and in humanity 50 point grade bump as it but it was infact so I don't get my e fired is actually higher than your chances of getting laid, which for this particular student would be an loloftheday: The Professor is Not Mad… Just Disappointed
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Anaconda, Disappointed, and Fail: All Course Announcement Fall 2016 BIO 101 15 General Biology I Final Exam Grades Open Dismiss Hi, All I have your final exam grades 5 minutes ago Guys I really wanted to believe that Virginia Westem was not the cesspool of morons all my fellow Biology faculty told me it would be Unfortunatly your finals, which I purposely made as easy as humanly possible tanked harder than a Kardashian marriage I personally apologize for expecting the bare minimum from you as students. If you look at your grade book you will notice that you have all gotten a extra credit, and no this was not because any of you deserved when the dean asks me 'hey why the …, did 90% of your class fail an introductory Biology class" to whom I will reply "Hmmm I don't know, maybe its because these klingons are 18 years old and stil gigge everytime I say the term "Phagocytosis Id like to add that in fact one of you got a 5/100 on this exam for which I salute you Considering it was 100% multiple choice and the statistical probability of you missing more than 90% GUESSING actual act of God (please stay out of the gene pool you know who you are). I could have actually taken a shit on the scantron, wiped off on the grass, and I am pretty certain my feces would have picked up more correct answers than you deliberately bubbled in So congratulations, on making me lose faith in the public school system, and in humanity 50 point grade bump as it but it was infact so I don't get my e fired is actually higher than your chances of getting laid, which for this particular student would be an The Professor is Not Mad Just Disappointed
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Animals, Bad, and Complex: when you're in biology class and realize there are only two genders O @hkhwyw sgaprivilege: sonoanthony: hatingongodot: fandomsandfeminism: wuuthradical: fandomsandfeminism: wuuthradical: fandomsandfeminism: wuuthradical: themagicofthenight: Well considering gender has literally nothing to do with biology I doubt that would happen. Gender has everything to do with biology. We wouldn’t have a binary without it. They’re inseparable. Surprise: There is no binary. The binary is an oversimplification that is largely contextualized within Western culture.  We wouldn’t be here right now if there wasn’t a gender binary. Complex lifeforms need one to perpetuate themselves. Also incorrect. Sex is a spectrum. You’ll find that reality is rarely as simple as pure and uncompromising binaries.  Sex isn’t chromosomes: the story of a century of misconceptions about X YThe influence of the XX/XY model of chromosomal sex has been profound over the last century, but it’s founded on faulty premises and responsible for encouraging reductive, essentialist thinking. While the scientific world has moved on, its popular appeal remains. Have you considered that those scientists might be bias and pushing an agenda. Gender is a biological absolute. Gender is highly contextualized by time and place. Like, if you want to talk about scientists being biased and pushing an agenda, look at modern western science for pushing a flawed binary narrative. Non-binary genders are not a modern invention. The idea of third genders/non-binary genders is as old as human civilization, because gender is socially constructed and subjective, and people’s ideas about gender have changed over time and between cultures. In Mesopotamian mythology, among the earliest written records of humanity, there are references to types of people who are not men and not women. In a Sumerian creation myth found on a stone tablet from the second millennium BC, the goddess Ninmah fashions a being “with no male organ and no female organ”, for whom Enki finds a position in society: “to stand before the king”. In Babylonia, Sumer and Assyria, certain types of individuals who performed religious duties in the service of Inanna/Ishtar have been described as a third gender. Inscribed pottery shards from the Middle Kingdom of Egypt (2000–1800 BCE), found near ancient Thebes (now Luxor, Egypt), list three human genders: tai (male), sḫt (“sekhet”) and hmt (female). The Vedas (c. 1500 BC–500 BC) describe individuals as belonging to one of three categories, according to one’s nature or prakrti. These are also spelled out in the Kama Sutra (c. 4th century AD) and elsewhere as pums-prakrti (male-nature), stri-prakrti (female-nature), and tritiya-prakrti (third-nature). Many have interpreted the “eunuchs” of the Ancient Eastern Mediterranean world as a third gender that inhabited a liminal space between women and men, understood in their societies as somehow neither or both. In the Historia Augusta, the eunuch body is described as a tertium genus hominum (a third human gender), The ancient Maya civilization may have recognised a third gender, according to historian Matthew Looper. Looper notes the androgynous Maize Deity and masculine Moon goddess of Maya mythology, and iconography and inscriptions where rulers embody or impersonate these deities. He suggests that the third gender could also include two-spirit individuals with special roles such as healers or diviners Anthropologist Rosemary Joyce agrees, writing that “gender was a fluid potential, not a fixed category, before the Spaniards came to Mesoamerica. Childhood training and ritual shaped, but did not set, adult gender, which could encompass third genders and alternative sexualities as well as “male” and “female.” At the height of the Classic period, Maya rulers presented themselves as embodying the entire range of gender possibilities, from male through female, by wearing blended costumes and playing male and female roles in state ceremonies.“ Andean Studies scholar Michael Horswell writes that third-gendered ritual attendants to chuqui chinchay, a jaguar deity in Incan mythology, were “vital actors in Andean ceremonies” prior to Spanish colonisation. Two-spirit individuals are viewed in some Native American cultures as having two identities occupying one body. Their dress is usually a mixture of traditionally male and traditionally female articles, or they may dress as a man one day, and a woman on another. In Pakistan, the hijras are officially recognized as third gender by the government, [Source] [source] [source] [Source] [Source] [source] [source][source] [Read More] [Read more] [Read more] it’s amazing how quickly “science says there are only two genders” becomes “have you considered that science is fake and is pushing an agenda?” I’m a biologist and I can assure you the 2 gender binary doesn’t exist. All around we see animals that don’t fall into either categories. Gender is a spectrum is the realest line there is when it comes to biology and gender. Cis people: Science says the truth. Science: *Says they’re wrong* Cis people: Actually, you know what, science is bad and is lying.

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Anaconda, Beer, and Bitch: It wasnt for money, but I once licked a schoolbus window for a full minute in exchange for a chocolate bar. I hope this gets seen. Havn't told many people. In 8th grade we were dissecting frogs. A kid in my lab group bet me a hundred bucks I wouldn't eat the liver. I ate the liver. Yes it was dripping in formaldehyde. Teacher saw and I managed to convince her it was nothing. That night I got so embarrassed that I called the kid and told him I didn't eat the liver and that I faked it. So technically I ate a paisonous piece of frog for nothing at all, licked 5 of my friends bare feet (I'm talking heel to toe) for $10 a pop, easiest $50 I've ever made :) would not do again: 1 drank a shot of blue Dawn dish detergent for $S in my high school biology class. I threw up green foam in the next period Wasn't for money, but I "married" a boy in elementary school for a box of Crayola Silver Swirl Crayons. Bitch didn't even pay up. A guy approached me outside my gym after a workout and paid me $100 to smell my feet. Not my finest moment, but when attending college in the early 00's, a guy who lived on my floor shaved his own head, put the resulting hair in a shopping bag, and then said that he would pay me $20 to eat all of it. I accepted. My father bet me twenty bucks I wouldn't eat half of a live bluegill...thinking my then seventeen girl guts could't do t, he was shocked when I bit the wriggling fish in half and swallowed half of it. I bought a knife with the You will be our leader, Sent naked pictures for RuneScape gold... not proud. 60m, fair deal though. Friend expelied a kidney stone. I ate it for 20 I was at a beer festival and chugged from a dump bucket that everyone would dump their beer into after tasting it. My friend paid me $10 bucks and some random guy tossed in another $5. All in all, I'd do it again. Same year some eccentric rich old lady pulled me aside at the restaurant I work at and asked me to be a waiter at her parisian style engagement party for her friend. She said I get $500. So I said sure. Arrived when she asked me to. Turns out she wanted to paint me gold glue on gold leaves to my body, and have me wear a gold thong, and only a gold thong. I did it. Got $500 bucks plus tons of tips from crazy ladies. And I only lost two points of dignity Worked retail. These Ridiculous Stories Show Just How Far People Will Go To Make a Buck
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Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Bodies : <p><a href="http://unkemptseeker.tumblr.com/post/156311671880/darneildtpg-kazard-residentfeline-how-do" class="tumblr_blog">unkemptseeker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darneildtpg.tumblr.com/post/70031490601">darneildtpg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kazard.tumblr.com/post/47314701489">kazard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://residentfeline.tumblr.com/post/47313500776">residentfeline</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how do cats even work</p> </blockquote> <p>Cats:</p> <ul><li>A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.</li> <li>The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”</li> <li>The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.</li> <li>One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.</li> <li>A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.</li> <li>A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.</li> <li>If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.</li> <li>A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.</li> <li> Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.</li> <li>The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.</li> <li>Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.</li> <li>Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.</li> <li>A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.</li> <li>A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.</li> <li>Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.</li> <li>A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.</li> <li>A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.</li> <li>A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.</li> </ul><p>And that’s how cats work.</p> </blockquote> <p>I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="399" data-tumblr-attribution="catsdogsgifs:To7_XFNnp3zX90sdne6kLg:ZbeFtn2GR8sqM" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c2d74bd469d23e54f4bad2023ff33d6/tumblr_oit0ixuD5g1tyncywo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c2d74bd469d23e54f4bad2023ff33d6/tumblr_inline_okahmwthyQ1qke6tw_500.gif" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="399" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c2d74bd469d23e54f4bad2023ff33d6/tumblr_oit0ixuD5g1tyncywo1_400.gif"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="222" data-tumblr-attribution="catsdogsgifs:To7_XFNnp3zX90sdne6kLg:ZbeFtn2HCBtpt" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/155a2abc8b0bf007dd98d45152747786/tumblr_ojf1vgNJu71tyncywo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/155a2abc8b0bf007dd98d45152747786/tumblr_inline_okahmxyOFA1qke6tw_500.gif" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="222" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/155a2abc8b0bf007dd98d45152747786/tumblr_ojf1vgNJu71tyncywo1_400.gif"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="548" data-orig-height="610" data-tumblr-attribution="sanatlibiblog:qmUo2fpC621IhQcyRXk7Gw:Zoty_j2GJajlz" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5456309c613ca6e9ee82d9a17791a8c9/tumblr_oird75YO4E1ub1f96o1_1280.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5456309c613ca6e9ee82d9a17791a8c9/tumblr_inline_okahmyqtwJ1qke6tw_540.gif" data-orig-width="548" data-orig-height="610" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5456309c613ca6e9ee82d9a17791a8c9/tumblr_oird75YO4E1ub1f96o1_1280.gif"/></figure></blockquote>
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Dreads, Memes, and Paintings: OCREATUREBOX Dwayne dreaded all the extra attention he got in biology class. creature conceptart jello guts painting monster skeleton

Dwayne dreaded all the extra attention he got in biology class. creature conceptart jello guts painting monster skeleton

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