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Children, Driving, and Family: gaymilesedgeworth my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn't give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that's literally it. that's all u had to say gaymilesedgeworth great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children gaymilesedgeworth my family didn't tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver's permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to mee gaymilesedgeworth i had to google my own brother to find out why we don't talk about him anymore gaymilesedgeworth one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked me if she was too overprotective. i told her yeah, sometimes." then she casually, calmly went, "maybe it's because you were almost kidnapped as a baby" she didn't even elaborate until i asked her to explain (my father later confirmed that i was, in fact, briefly stolen as an infant) my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then like "bye honey have a good day at schoor gaymilesedgeworth no one knows great-grandma ruth's real last name ziraseal this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here Source: gaymilesedge.. 151,040 notes Okay but I wanna know why they dont talk about the brother anymore
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Fucking, Jeopardy, and Kahoot: public high school things naruto kids .kids punching windows kahoot .leaks coming from everywhere screams from every direction jeopardy review games chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape people fighting for no reason couples who make out in the hallway like they're never gonna see each other again those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? only going to the homecoming game .being embarrassed by the student art in the hall .that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on???? People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what 'Gay table' Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway "_ Please take off your hood/hat." The bell doesn't dismiss you I do We still have 3 minutes left don't pack up yet or you're getting a detention Mysterious ceiling stains Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving * those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers » the secretary who is Tired * finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: "oh so that OTHER teacher didn't give you homework?? I see") * singing songs u learned in middle school language classes * the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit have u ever seen something so american like... wtf This all sounds so fucking weird... Public High School Things
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