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Two types of professors: The virgin Computer Scientist xicw dawaload The Chad Ргoдгammer 24 not eligible Not release tested Exclusively uses vanilla vi with no syntax highlighting TMe,24 Aprat 07:05 PM 28/28 72/72 Tue at 07:06 PMew download Only writes pseudo code on whiteboard, has literally never touched a computer since 1972 Unable to explain his esoteric thought process to anyone Has literally never heard of LaTeX, believes it's condom ingredient Programs in c, assembly and makefile Healthy attitude towards students talking during lectures, mandates discussion time before changing topic Thinks latex is a programming language, not that he knows how to use anyway Will never have an algorithm named after him because of his uncle Passes students at will, loved by students and department alike SECOND EDITION THE Lecture hall is empty after first day of class PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE BRIAN WKERNIGHAN DENNISM.RITCHIE Hated by TAs because they have to re-teach all the materials Flawless speech and communication skills from years of socialization Programs he wrote hours ago are still running thanks to absence of memory leaks Uploads lecture videos, rendering TA sections irrelevant and vacant, hence loved by TAs Carpal tunnel and back problems from writing pseudocode on paper all day Literally only reads CS books and papers from before 1970 Unable to follow slides made the night before, goes on lengthy tangents has to teach on 1st floor so CSIC won't collapse due to overcrowding Does not follow slides, programs from scratch in class with minimal effort, followed by thunderous applause Makes finals unnecessarily difficult so students would take his class again Knows his algorithms are of dubious value but invents more anyway Can leave academia anyday with 300k starting Bullied by students, is afraid to lose tenure Great posture from salsa dancing and other social activities, only sits down to type in completed Thinks algorithmic complexity is a non-issue with today's hardware but takes into account cache locality and syscall efficiency programs Only analyzes algorithms and proves correctness, does not know how to print hello world to stdout Two types of professors

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Anon has encounter with sleep paralysis demon: le: werewoofster2.png (320 KB, 647x654) Strange child hood creature encounter/dream/idk experience. Anonymous 10/16/19(Wed)19:09:25 No.23589793 Hey lx, to give some context here, I am not a superstitious person. I don't believe in ghosts, ufos or really anything out of the ordinary (except religious). I've only ever had one experience in my life that could be considered 'supernatural'. But even then, Im not convinced that what ive experience can't be explained. I dont know, hopefully, you guys can explain it. > be 6 > parents recently divorced, live with mom n older sister both parents are cops and had to work long hours so we have babysitters over all the time one night mom is working midnight shift > babysitter is some teenage girl who was getting high school hours in my sister's girl scouts thing > For some reason me and sister love the movie Brother Bear and watch it all the time >Babysitter knows routine, puts on Brother Bear vhs and gives us puzzle to solve. >Bedtime comes >Get sent upstairs and go to our rooms > My room was fairly kidsized >Only had a tiny bed, a dresser and, a chest that we kept full of blankets opposite to the foot of my bed > Babysitter tucks me in, shes kind of hot so I think its awesome fall asleep cuz im in fetal position, teddy bear at hand Several hours pass wake up > curtains are shut and all the lights in the house are out but I have nightlight that keeps my room dim enough to see > need to peepee > get up and waddle towards the upstairs bathroom, across the hall from me and my sisters rooms moms room is visible from the bathroom doorway where im standing > too dark to see into but looks empty and my mom usually snores loudly > but everything is quiet > listen for babysitters tv downstairs nothing >listen for sister snores nothing > feel super uncomfortable but too tired and too little to care >close door and go pee in dark cont >i did this whenever i was up past bedtime to avoid detection, still not sure why i did it when i didnt think mom was home SSCARTOON cont finish quick, dont wash hands cuz even at 6 i am a man >bathroom has weird skylight glass thing and i can see that its pitch black outside, not sure the time but it must be way late into the night > leave bathroom and walk quickly past staircase to get back into my room > couldnt see into my room from bathroom but as i walked towards the doorway i saw something that i wont ever forget > something was in my room > it was crouched down and leaning over, i could see its silhouette pretty strongly with help of nightlight bro > i froze as soon as i saw it > it looked kind of human like, with 2 arms and 2 legs but it was seriously scrony, like that was my first take away was just how grossly emaciated it was >but its head was also weird > it was too round to be a persons and it had two giant rabbit-like ears that stood straight up above its head at this point i could only make out its silhouette but it looked like it was angling itself to peer through the doorway > it was staring at me fuck might be 6 but after a second or two, i realized that it was so fucking skinny and pathetic that i could probably kick its ass > amanwouldntjustsitthereanddonothing.jpg continue my waddle forward >figure moves away and its ears flop as it dips the fuck out of view > get around doorway, into room >honestly only half expected it to actually be there > turn corner and there it fuckin was > it fell onto its back when it saw me and started to scury towards the back of my room > as it did, the thing was illuminated by nightlight and i really got to see it > it looked like a much frailer version of pic related without horns and not pink but I never really got a sense of what color it was > after bumping into the back wall, it turned and scurried on all fours into the space between my bed and the chest > again, i couldnt see it so i braced myself and walked further into my room to look around the bed >empty space cont. cont > this had all happened within only a few seconds realized later that it never made any sound, no grunts or yelps, not even its body made noise when it scurried against the wood of my floor checked under bed, nothing > checked my chest, then my closet, but the thing was long gone >i wasnt really freaked out, i thought it was really strange but after it disappeared, i kind of convinced myself that it was never really there at all managed to fall back asleep within the hour woke up the next morning, no damage or sign of thing having been in room, but the more i think of it the more convinced i am that it was real > i thought it was funny how it seemed to be scared of me and decided to give it a cutsie name 'Were-woofie later explain were-woofie to mom but she told me that it must have been a dream > told neighbourhood kid my age and he thought i was full of shit so i never told anyone else skip to 3 years later >be 9 years old >meet a new friend at school and one day I go to his house > decide to watch live-action Scooby Doo movie that he has on dvd, never seen it before. monsters in the movie look like giant, buffer versions of were-woofie pic related > procede to go absolutely apeshit scream cry and run up the stairs of this random kids house > to his credit, kid tries to calm me down by getting nerf guns and shooting them at the tv screen > doesnt work, i keep screeching and refuse to even come down the staircase until he turns it off mom has to come pick me up > dont talk to that kid again until high school Imao cont Upstairs Floor Plan = closet = door Bathroom Sisters room Computer room chest My room bed Moms room stairs 1st floor Pic related is layout of my upper floor for those curious. T have no idea what to make of any of this /xl. Most of me still believes my mom's explaination and that it was just a weird dream but i remember it feeling so real at the time. Plus my over-reaction to the Scooby-Doo movie seemed to show that it had impacted me way more than if it were just some dream. I eventually moved into the computer room a year or two afterwards, my reasoning was simply that it was bigger but maybe something inside of me just wanted out of that room. Have any of you guys ever heard of anything like this? Anon has encounter with sleep paralysis demon
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