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America, Apparently, and Dad: mettic My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he "knew this country was doomed" mettic ive made a lot of posts that i honestly hate once they started making notes but this one has absolutely taken the cake of "man i really wish i didn't make this post" because you dont realize how dumb people get when you start food discourse however it was definitely a learning experience. for example here's some things I learned -many people who make hot chocolate with water saw this post and somehow thought that my dad literally thinks they're the doom of modern america and that this out of text quote from a man they never met was personally directed at them. Some people literally had never even had the thought of using milk for hot chocolate literally flabbergasted. ive had people reply send asks and even DM in multiple variations of "if it not water than what the else?". Had one dude actually thank me for introducing the concept of milk for hot chocolate. wild There are just some fucking geniuses on this site. So many inanely smart people hitting me up with things like "ummm OP have you ever heard of... lactose intolerance????" and "maybe some people... can't afford milk?" I never possibly thought of any of that. man i hope yall felt super smart after that. shame yall couldn't spend some of that riveting world knowledge on googling "lactose intolerant milk alternatives." the world will never discover what almond milk is. some shit about the difference between hot chocolate and hot cocoa holy god i cannot care fungi fucker is something you can call people apparently i should just do whatever the fuck the aztecs/mayans did. obviously the optimal thing to do in the year 2017 is to emulate empires that fell in the 16-17th century. as you can guess the aztecs/mayans used water for their chocolate beverages. some people also liked to remind me cows and therefore milk were basically unavailable in their par of the world during these time peroids, thus forcing them to use water for their chocolate beverages and despite them knowing this they still use water for their hot chocolate. These people are very smart. -it is acceptable human behavior to send anonymous messages to people teling their dad to "simmer down" over chocolate based beverages. mettic your post My ireland native father once told met Aa and mlk. Keeps it from getting too thick Adding a little bit of butter fucking butter Source: mettic Milkin this Hot Hot (Chocolate) Discourse
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Chill, Kkk, and New Year's: <p><a href="http://diagon-alli.tumblr.com/post/169175808979/noisybrain-miarren-chill-klaine" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">diagon-alli</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://noisy--brain.tumblr.com/post/168978582375/miarren-chill-klaine-miarren-chill-klaine" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">noisy–brain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://miarren-chill-klaine.tumblr.com/post/155244575946/miarren-chill-klaine-miarren-chill-klaine" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">miarren-chill-klaine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://miarren-chill-klaine.tumblr.com/post/136381285186/miarren-chill-klaine-laurinahfeels" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">miarren-chill-klaine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miarren-chill-klaine.tumblr.com/post/106783038271" target="_blank">miarren-chill-klaine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laurinahfeels.tumblr.com/post/106769228938" target="_blank">laurinahfeels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://officialannakendrick.tumblr.com/post/71965684185" target="_blank">officialannakendrick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="670" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/89dd8d76992cbaf849b101d105c5a165/tumblr_inline_mys369hpyE1qhv088.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/30f94a371b417c8a2c4b87a6ea191881/tumblr_inline_p7g5owh0Gt1qel1p8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="670" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/89dd8d76992cbaf849b101d105c5a165/tumblr_inline_mys369hpyE1qhv088.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>waits patiently for 2015 upload</p> </blockquote> <p>2015</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="492" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9c5428fcbabf7115ae3bdc2e82834533/tumblr_nhhg3gnhQS1sc48iko1_500.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fbefb425d6b65339776159565c35d048/tumblr_inline_p7g5oxcXpS1qel1p8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="492" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9c5428fcbabf7115ae3bdc2e82834533/tumblr_nhhg3gnhQS1sc48iko1_500.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>Happy new year 2016</p> <figure data-orig-width="718" data-orig-height="514" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2bcef019bf8b2f364baceb172f161631/tumblr_o09raitP7x1uc0vb9o1_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="718" data-orig-height="514"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Happy new year 2017 </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="655" data-orig-width="641"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b2ea83edb37199bdf2535dfc623c5f0/tumblr_inline_oj3nljV5KA1rj5ifr_540.png" data-orig-height="655" data-orig-width="641"/></figure></blockquote> <p>And now, we wait</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef7f3a65c41e7b61de0b721d01b6fd86/tumblr_inline_p1v64i10mZ1r9f6am_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Alguém sabe quem é essa guria? Kkk que demais! </p>

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Africa, Memes, and 2017: M.SALAH Salah wins African Player of the Year 2017 and boy does he deserve it! 🏆👏🏽 Africa Salah Baller

Salah wins African Player of the Year 2017 and boy does he deserve it! 🏆👏🏽 Africa Salah Baller

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America, Bad, and Bad Jokes: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 2017 brought us many things...... Like snowflakes, safe spaces, multiple gender identities, protests, trigger words, etc Worries over President Trump starting World War 3, Deporting 11 million people in the country illegally, Eliminating guarantees of equal status for women, And, fears of him plunging the country into recession. It also brought us conversations about patriotism and racism and how monuments and words hurt feelings.... It brought MORE kneeling during OUR COUNTRIES ANTHEM, MORE sexual assault scandals by the lowest forms of men than you can possibly count, VIRAL videos of bullied children, child hangings, live kidnappings, and pretty much anything that has to do with bad jokes lol Soooooo in saying that I thought I would start off 2018 with a BANG and HURT a few feelings👍🏻 To ALL the Haters of Pride in Country and Patriotism in General.... REAL Americans know why you don’t like us....We really do. We represent everything that you can’t stand. The love of Freedom.....REAL Freedom not Entitlement that you sometimes get confused✔️ The love of Country.....REAL love that doesn’t waiver just because America may not get it right ALL the time✔️ The characteristic of saying what We Feel....REALLY what We Feel and not worry about your “Political Correctness” that you claim We don’t have✔️ To be honest, We couldn’t be happier that We don’t......because the only reason we have “Poltical Correctness” is to protect others from hearing what we actually think because it may hurt their “feelings”👍🏻 We say what we say and We feel how We feel....We have never and will never expect everyone to agree with us on everything, but that’s the whole point and the REAL idea of actual discussion.....people having different views! So here is wishing for an even BIGGER and BETTER 2018 where REAL AMERICANS bring back pride in our country and love of Freedom and everything that America is SUPPOSED to represent!! And to everyone that is offended by everything..... THIS ONE’S FOR YOU😉 Happy New Year!!! -Graham🇺🇸 happynewyear 2018 freedom usa 2a veteran

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Abc, Bae, and Books: Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 @balleralert abc Read More: www.balleralert.conm Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV (Swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As we all know, the internet is undefeated, especially when it comes to memes. The year 2017 was definitely one for the books, so check out this year’s top 12 memes: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1. Mocking Spongebob ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The popular Nickelodeon cartoon about a friendly sponge has turned into the ultimate way to show pettiness and sarcasm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2. Salt Bae ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who doesn’t love a man that can cook with style? Salt bae gave seasoning food the sex appeal we never knew it needed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 3. Meryl Streep ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A woman known as one of the most talented actresses of our time is also now the woman who knows all the lyrics to every musical classic. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 4. Nicki Minaj-Prague ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Honestly...We never knew we didn’t know how to spell Prague until Nicki Minaj told us while boarding her private jet. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 5. Side-eye Michelle Obama ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Dear Michelle, we felt your pain. We don’t know what was in that box besides Mrs. Obama’s despair. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 6. Roll Safe ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What was once just a BBC mockumentary, has now become the way to express a bright idea, an epiphany or just the processing of a thought. It’s simple and can be used in numerous scenarios. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 7. Cash Me Outside How Bout Dah? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Look, whether you loved her or hated her, she became an internet craze like no other. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 8. Everyday Struggle BET Awards Interview With Migos ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does it look like I was about to forget about the “Bad and Bougie” meme? An interview gone terribly wrong went hilariously right for the internet. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 9. The Great American Eclipse ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some bought glasses and others watched it on the news. Some even stared with uncovered eyes and had to receive......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV (Swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As we all know, the internet i...

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Chill, Cute, and Gym: RI .d 66% . 9:36 PM Haley The last line in your profile very much suggests you have met up with someone from Tinder appropriate date attire You would be correct in making such an assumption. Sweat suit to be more accurate lol Today 12:58 AM Gonna need to hear this story Short of first date at the gym I'm not seeing anyway that could even possibly be seen as Right? Let's just say we didn't even hang out for an hour haha great on paper, not so much in real life We went to left 45 mins later. He actually ended up being quite the asshole too. Todey 11:37 AM I just don't understand how are the way to go when meeting trying to get in bed with, or at least not entirely disgust. I mean, the year 2017, very clearly yoga pants are the first date Today 12:47 PM I mean I don't expect a suit & tie but.... Come on haha. Needless to say we didn't talk after that lol. Yet again another tinder nightmare Another? Any other good stories? ShouldI get popcorn? Today 2:00 PM Nah nothing that exciting. have yet to meet someone that's worth continuing talking to though. Had a guy ask me to drop him off at home afterwards & as I drove away another girl got out of another car no hope in men out there these days lol Whoa now, some of my best Well that's nice of you to say hahe I heve yet to meet someone that excites me Oh? What would excite you? I'mm guessing a guy in a nice pair of Come onnnn. Is that your fav Not necessarily physically excite me, but intellectually this app is alot based on looks so whoever you match has to physically excite you at least a little bit Hm, so if I give a deep, philo- sophical defense of the ever humble cargo pants as a utilit- arlan rebellion by the proletariat against modern consumerism, and as a statement of individual ity in the fece of mass media de- s of normality, how rapidly are we moving towards or away y is on away at speeds for the record It dewns on me after typing that out my flirting techiques probably need some work Hahaha I had to read that a couple times. Ive been out of the game a long time so Ireally only know how to make jokes instead of being awkward haha so, more the better & no judgment on the cargo pants. The only thing that isn't acceptable is sweats haha in public anyways Oh of course, sweats in public is ethically and morally And good to know, I'll try to keop the jokes rolling and try to about how tinder is supposed to work to a minimum Today S10O PM Haha well at least we're in the same boat. Life's too short to be serious all the time! I mean when needed of course How has your day been? Pretty good! Had a silly conversation with a cute girl about sweatpants. She seems pretty chill, probably try to grab her number in a bit. I'll keep you posted on that. You? Haha talked about cargo pants with this cutie, whichI hadn't heard the word cargo in a while... & I gave him my number cause he seems like a pretty sweet dudebromanguy Sweatpants and cargo shorts
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2017, Tumblr, and Blog: flitart: Calming Trees Oil on canvas (stretched on wooden frame). Year 2017.Dimensions: 50×40 cm.

flitart: Calming Trees Oil on canvas (stretched on wooden frame). Year 2017.Dimensions: 50×40 cm.

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