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Anime, Cartoon Network, and Love: COhen lwas a Kid hada big Spongebob plushie that Jeasth laved to was obsessed with Spongebob... Spongebob tooth brush paste! Ceadouod Pis! Sponge bob Bday Party! 0ฯฮนฯฮฟฯ† ฯฯ…ฮฝ could However, whe never AME-AVEmy undying CAPTAIN! love fo Sponge bob YoU READY KIDSP was not shared with my Mother... Ias ked her to comment and she stated: tgrates my 5ฮฟฯ… His tormenting laugh haunts my dreams to this day "One day I came home from School and my s ponge bob plosh was missing from my bed./ \SPO0ONGEBOB! Searched everywhere but he was nowhere to be found... never Saw him ALWE! again... Years later,mother asked me to bring down my pillow covers So she could wash them ZI||I Spongebob wasn't misst na... He was murdered She amputate his limbs and nose and turned him into a pillow. Ga Istill cant believe yoo di that. lwas overcome with rage someoneintheshadow456: dysphoric-varian: dysphoric-rohan: dasha-henshins: outofpocket-prince: dysphoric-rohan: such-justice-wow: roselph: a murder mystery Uhhh thatโ€™s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your childโ€™s toys and brushing it off I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didnโ€™t match theirs and they couldnโ€™t manage their emotions. Thatโ€™s a horrible way to treat your child. Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didnโ€™t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just donโ€™t talk about it. Donโ€™t excuse abuse with โ€œtheyโ€™re just human and have feelingsโ€. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fianceeโ€™s or my brothersโ€™ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when youโ€™re just a child?Not respecting somebodyโ€™s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebodyโ€™s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuserโ€™s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody youโ€™re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. Youโ€™ve proved my point. Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become โ€œnormal, instead of watching stupid trash.โ€ When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said โ€œof course they will if you continue to watch garbage.โ€ Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was โ€œbe considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, thereโ€™s a time and place to talk about your interests.โ€ But they didnโ€™t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me Iโ€™d somehow get the message from that.
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Birthday, Douchebag, and Dude: dex ORIGINAL NOV Windex the Bean 15 726. 2113 Paint the Bean black so they can't Windex it NOV 13 726. 2113 Paint Thinner Pour Paint Thinner On The Bean After They Paint It Black So We Can Windex NOV 13 debthestoner: rrdcooc: addakax: mysticalalleycat: politicalcdnmama: theresagooseinthemainframe: 0-memento-mori-0: justaplate: claydart: starlitskyes: frosttrix: extremedistressorstellarblowjob: queen-of-heck: brightoncemore: todayiwrotenothing: gay-jesus-probably: solongstarbird: akamine-chan: phantomofthebookstore: dragonastra: jasperzilla: moose-shampoo: if youโ€™ve ever wondered what itโ€™s like to live in the midwest, this is it.ย  You missed some of the best ones the best part about it is that the art installation isnโ€™t actually called the Bean. Itโ€™s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean. But i mean, look at it. Itโ€™s a bean. How could you forget this one though I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR. someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do? Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for. So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, itโ€™s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and heโ€™s kind of a prick about it. Art world is not thrilled with that. Enter Stuart Semple. Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoorโ€™s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because itโ€™s awesome, and damn it we deserve something. Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything. Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned withย โ€œUp yours. #pinkโ€ Everyone flips shit, because. Yโ€™know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. Heโ€™s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments. Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after itโ€™s applied, but glitters like a mofo. Itโ€™s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isnโ€™t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, itโ€™s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Sempleโ€™s way of sayingย โ€œshove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happensโ€. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy. He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide. Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. Itโ€™s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, canโ€™t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if youโ€™re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0. So I think we can guess who got the better deal. And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated. โ€ฆBut not quite. Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer. No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi. The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesnโ€™t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more. Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own. So thatโ€™s been the art world for the last two years. Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack. Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoorโ€™s birthday. Reblogging for โ€œBy attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.โ€ ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT! I know this isnโ€™t my art blog but this entire post gives me life im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands Yโ€™all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptlyย โ€˜Litโ€™. This is from their product page: Two things: 1.ย โ€œAnish Kapoor is however a penisโ€ is the best line in this post. 2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person. Go support him the paintโ€™s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god It got better! Iโ€™m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor. An older project, but he also did this: (x) oh dude hes metal as fuckย  Every addition to this post is better than the last. Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: soโ€ฆwhat do you need my blood for again? Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it. Me: Me: :)
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America, Arguing, and Ass: kayla renee Follow @kaybaeparker Long story short, I got my racist Professor fired mid semester after she tried to sabotage me. Then I wrote about it RETWEETS LIKES 682 1,368 Imani Gandy e @AngryBlackLady Follow Dear white people: Allyship is more than wearing a safety pin or tweeting Black Lives Matter. If you read one thing today, make it this. kayla renee @kaybaeparker Long story short, I got my racist Professor fired mid semester after she tried to sabotage me. Then I wrote about it medium.com/@kaybaeparker/ RETWEETS LIKES 719 1,303 princessnijireiki: corvussy: saturnineaqua: ghettablasta: Kayla Renee Parkerย shared her story of how she managed to expose her racist teacher who appeared to be a wolf in sheepโ€™s clothing. โ€œShe wears a safety pin so everyone knows sheโ€™s an ally for minorities. Her cover photo has a Black power fist. She regularly discusses her love for the Obamas, the Black Lives Matter Movement, and her admonishment for this current administration.โ€ However, it wasnโ€™t enough to hide her racism.ย  It all started with a simple question from a test. The question stated,ย  โ€œHistorical research on African-American families during slavery shows that: A) Family ties werenโ€™t important in African cultures where the slaves ancestors originated; consequently, family bonds were never strong among slaves. B) Two-parent families were extremely rare during the slave period. C) Black family bonds were destroyed by the abuses of slave owners, who regularly sold off family members to other slave owners. D) Most slave families were headed by two parents. So, obviously, Kayla chose C. And it was incorrect. According to the teacher, the right answer was D. The argument started when Kayla wrote her an email and respectfully provided the professor the evidence, even directly from their textbook. โ€œHowever, my Professor continued to argueย that family bonds were not destroyed and that 2/3 of slave families were headed by two parents.โ€ The teacher cited Herbert Gutman, sociologist, who died in 1985 and surely took part in the whitewashing of Black history. When they met to discuss the subject in person the professor gave Kayla books to read adding such statements as, โ€œThis book would be good for you to read. I believe itโ€™s $6 so I could buy it for you if youโ€™d like.โ€ The stated that she spent her whole life fighting for minorities and something likeย โ€œIโ€™ve got Black friends.โ€ย  When the girl was proving her opinion, she heard more comments as, โ€œYouโ€™re talking to someone who has spent their entire life fighting for people of diversity and marched with my Black brothers and sisters.โ€ As the result, the teacher asked Kayla to lecture the class on the topic and that was her fatal mistake. Kayla took all her courage and made a presentation on the topic she was passionate about. She defended Black people and Black history. Hereโ€™s her presentation. That was the point where the story should end, but NO. The professor obviously forgot about privacy settings on Facebook and posted offensive comments about Kayla. The professorโ€™s last words to Kayla were: This time The University of Tennessee stood up for the student. In July the teacher officially retiring from the university. This is fucking insane. The last paragraph of kayaโ€™s story is everything: To my Professor, I forgive you for robbing me of my focus last semester. I forgive you for calling my Father, a graduate of Yale Medical School, โ€œeducationally challenged.โ€ I even forgive you for threatening me. However, I do not forgive you for being willfully ignorant to the subjects you teach students. I also do not forgive you for claiming to be an ally. An ally is so much more than wearing a safety pin. It also requires that you listen to the needs of Black people and respect the issues that we raise. When a Black student raises a concern over the way you are portraying her history, referring to all youโ€™ve done for Black people doesnโ€™t change the fact that youโ€™re portraying slavery as some kind of slavery lite. As an educator and as an ally, you are not expected to know everything but this does not abdicate you from the responsibility of always continuing to learn- even from your students. Additionally, if you wanted to actually help Black men and women, youโ€™d value our words. Unfortunately, your actions simply mirror how America values Black people in todayโ€™s society. This Black girl is a hero who overcame her fear and faced her teacher defending Black people and Black history.ย  #StayWoke #BlackPride #StopRacists this is whyโ€ฆwhite womenโ€ฆcant teach black people, or people of color as a whole. White supremacy has a long history of setting up white women to destroy people of color namely black and native people) via education.ย  I was going through my old likes and decided to see if there was any updates in this story. The professor was arrested for assaulting Kayla in a grocery storeย but the charges were dismissed by a judge on the condition Morelock has no further contact with Kayla I couldnโ€™t find any more recent news on Kayla than what was said in the second link, but I sincerely hope she wasnโ€™t in any way negatively impacted because of the situation with Morelock, especially since the second link says there were multiple other faculty members that defended Morelockโ€ฆ this is why I do not and never will like white educators. Morelock also continues to post about Kayla on her public Facebook, but (probably for ongoing legal reasons) still canโ€™t or wonโ€™t name her directly. You canโ€™t underestimate peopleโ€™s hatefulness the depth of their vindictive and petty fixations out hereโ€” even especially people in a position of power over you with the potential to harm you, โ€œallyโ€ or no. And Kayla seems to be doing well! Her FB page says she became a Director at Amnesty International, and has just moved forward to become a Canvass Director for Care.org. Folks will try to block your blessings and drag you down to their hater-ass level in the mud, but you gotta fight keep on shining. โ˜€๏ธ
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Bad, Books, and Clothes: he Swiss are voting on a plan to end poverty forever. Step one: give every adult $33,600 a year, no strings attached. There is no step two. Photo: Flickr/twicepix tank-grrl: hello-missmayhem: cptprocrastination: doomhamster: belcanta: nikkidubs: attentiondeficitaptitude: belcanta: Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they live in a dignified, humane way, preventing poverty, illness, homelessness, reducing crime, encouraging higher education and learning vocations as well as helping society become more prosperous as a whole.ย  Wow. Forget raising the minimum wage. This is much much better idea. The minimum wage could actually drop if we had basic income. But Americans would never go for it. Miserably slogging through 12 hour days and having businesses open 24/7 is too engrained in our culture. โ€œBUT WHERE WILL THE GOVERNMENT GET THE MONEY?โ€ screamed Joe Schmoe, slamming a meaty fist onto the table and getting mouth-froth all over the front of his greying tank top. โ€œYou libt*rds all think money grows on TREES!! HAHA!โ€โ€œBut where will people get the incentive to work?!โ€ Mindy Bindy cried, flapping her hands in front of her face. Sheโ€™d had a fear of the unemployed lollygagging about ever since she was a child and her mother told her to be afraid of the unemployed lollygagging about. โ€œYou think people should get paid forย nothing? I workย hard for my money!โ€ โ€œBut who will serve me?โ€ grumbled Marty McMoneybags. โ€œWho will make me feel important? Who will do my laundry and cook my food and stand in front of me wearing a plastic smile while I take out all my stressโ€”because Iย doย have a lot of stress, you know, being this rich isย stressfulโ€”on them?โ€ He paused and straightened out the piles of hundred dollar bills on the desk in front of him, then raised his two watery, outraged eyes up to the Heavens. โ€œLord, if there are no poor people, how will I know that Iโ€™mย rich??โ€ I laughed. This is perfect! Well said! The thing is, while Iโ€™m sure you could scrape up a few people whoโ€™d be willing to just float by on a guaranteed minimum income? For most people the choice to work would be a no-brainer. โ€œHmmm. I can get by on 33k a year, or I can take that part time job and make 48kโ€ฆ enough to move to a better apartment, maybe take the family on vacation. Sold.โ€ Hell, most people would want to work simply because it gives one a sense of dignity and something to do with oneโ€™s time. (Speaking as someone whoโ€™s been unemployed, on extended sick leave, etc. in her time, the boredom and sense of isolation that comes with not having a job is almost as bad as the humiliation of having to depend on other people for oneโ€™s survival.) And with this system, part-time jobs and โ€œnon-skilledโ€ jobs would be much more readily available because nobody would need to work two or three jobs just to stay afloat! Which would ALSO mean that employers and customers couldnโ€™t shamelessly exploit employees the way they can today, because if losing a job werenโ€™t necessarily a financial disaster, more people would be willing to walk out on jobs where they werenโ€™t being treated with dignity. And if this also applies to students (and it should) then student loans would become much less of a problem, and fewer people would flunk out of school because of having to juggle studies and work. Far fewer people would be forced to stay with abusive partners, parents or roommates because they couldnโ€™t afford to move out. And the thing is, all those people who suddenly had money? Theyโ€™d be spending it. Theyโ€™d be getting all the stuff they canโ€™t afford now - new clothes, books, toys, locally-produced food, car repairs - and with each purchase money would flow BACK to the government, because VAT, also income tax. The unemployed and/or disabled wouldnโ€™t need special support any more - which would also mean the government could fire however many admins who are currently engaged in humiliating - *cough* making sure those people arenโ€™t getting money they donโ€™t deserve. Same for medical benefits and pensions. And Iโ€™m no legal scholar, but I somehow imagine less financial desperation would lead to less petty crime, and hence less need for police and security everywhere? TL;DR Doomie thinks this is a good idea, laughs at those who protest. reblogging for more top commentary They tried something like this out in Canada as a sort of social experiment, called Mincome. What they found was that, on the whole, people continued to work about as much as they did before. Only new mothers and teenagers worked substantially less hours.ย  But wait, thereโ€™s more. Because parents were spending just a little more time at home and involved with their families, test scores increased. Because teens didnโ€™t have to work to support their families, drop-out rates decreased. Crime rates, hospital visits, psychiatric hospitalizations and domestic abuse rates all dropped, as well.ย More adults pursued higher education. Those who continued to work reported more job flexibility and more opportunity to choose employment they preferred. Basically, now you can go prove to your asshole family members that society wonโ€™t collapse without poor people for you to feel better than. The picture is awesome, but read the commentary, thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m reblogging for.
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America, Bad, and Books: he Swiss are voting on a plan to end poverty forever. Step one: give every adult $33,600 a year, no strings attached. There is no step two. Photo: Flickr/twicepix lazorsandparadox: tank-grrl: hello-missmayhem: cptprocrastination: doomhamster: belcanta: nikkidubs: attentiondeficitaptitude: belcanta: Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they live in a dignified, humane way, preventing poverty, illness, homelessness, reducing crime, encouraging higher education and learning vocations as well as helping society become more prosperous as a whole.ย  Wow. Forget raising the minimum wage. This is much much better idea. The minimum wage could actually drop if we had basic income. But Americans would never go for it. Miserably slogging through 12 hour days and having businesses open 24/7 is too engrained in our culture. โ€œBUT WHERE WILL THE GOVERNMENT GET THE MONEY?โ€ screamed Joe Schmoe, slamming a meaty fist onto the table and getting mouth-froth all over the front of his greying tank top. โ€œYou libt*rds all think money grows on TREES!! HAHA!โ€โ€œBut where will people get the incentive to work?!โ€ Mindy Bindy cried, flapping her hands in front of her face. Sheโ€™d had a fear of the unemployed lollygagging about ever since she was a child and her mother told her to be afraid of the unemployed lollygagging about. โ€œYou think people should get paid forย nothing? I workย hard for my money!โ€ โ€œBut who will serve me?โ€ grumbled Marty McMoneybags. โ€œWho will make me feel important? Who will do my laundry and cook my food and stand in front of me wearing a plastic smile while I take out all my stressโ€”because Iย doย have a lot of stress, you know, being this rich isย stressfulโ€”on them?โ€ He paused and straightened out the piles of hundred dollar bills on the desk in front of him, then raised his two watery, outraged eyes up to the Heavens. โ€œLord, if there are no poor people, how will I know that Iโ€™mย rich??โ€ I laughed. This is perfect! Well said! The thing is, while Iโ€™m sure you could scrape up a few people whoโ€™d be willing to just float by on a guaranteed minimum income? For most people the choice to work would be a no-brainer. โ€œHmmm. I can get by on 33k a year, or I can take that part time job and make 48kโ€ฆ enough to move to a better apartment, maybe take the family on vacation. Sold.โ€ Hell, most people would want to work simply because it gives one a sense of dignity and something to do with oneโ€™s time. (Speaking as someone whoโ€™s been unemployed, on extended sick leave, etc. in her time, the boredom and sense of isolation that comes with not having a job is almost as bad as the humiliation of having to depend on other people for oneโ€™s survival.) And with this system, part-time jobs and โ€œnon-skilledโ€ jobs would be much more readily available because nobody would need to work two or three jobs just to stay afloat! Which would ALSO mean that employers and customers couldnโ€™t shamelessly exploit employees the way they can today, because if losing a job werenโ€™t necessarily a financial disaster, more people would be willing to walk out on jobs where they werenโ€™t being treated with dignity. And if this also applies to students (and it should) then student loans would become much less of a problem, and fewer people would flunk out of school because of having to juggle studies and work. Far fewer people would be forced to stay with abusive partners, parents or roommates because they couldnโ€™t afford to move out. And the thing is, all those people who suddenly had money? Theyโ€™d be spending it. Theyโ€™d be getting all the stuff they canโ€™t afford now - new clothes, books, toys, locally-produced food, car repairs - and with each purchase money would flow BACK to the government, because VAT, also income tax. The unemployed and/or disabled wouldnโ€™t need special support any more - which would also mean the government could fire however many admins who are currently engaged in humiliating - *cough* making sure those people arenโ€™t getting money they donโ€™t deserve. Same for medical benefits and pensions. And Iโ€™m no legal scholar, but I somehow imagine less financial desperation would lead to less petty crime, and hence less need for police and security everywhere? TL;DR Doomie thinks this is a good idea, laughs at those who protest. reblogging for more top commentary They tried something like this out in Canada as a sort of social experiment, called Mincome. What they found was that, on the whole, people continued to work about as much as they did before. Only new mothers and teenagers worked substantially less hours.ย  But wait, thereโ€™s more. Because parents were spending just a little more time at home and involved with their families, test scores increased. Because teens didnโ€™t have to work to support their families, drop-out rates decreased. Crime rates, hospital visits, psychiatric hospitalizations and domestic abuse rates all dropped, as well.ย More adults pursued higher education. Those who continued to work reported more job flexibility and more opportunity to choose employment they preferred. Basically, now you can go prove to your asshole family members that society wonโ€™t collapse without poor people for you to feel better than. The picture is awesome, but read the commentary, thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m reblogging for. With debt levels spiraling out of control as they are, america might have to do this in the near future, in order to prevent economic collapse from people just not having money to spend. The only problem i forsee with this is that, in order to get the money to distribute, taxes on rich people would have to increase by a lot, and if taxes raise too high, they just fucking move to another country to avoid paying them. If there was a way to prevent this, or if the whole world implemented a standard like this at the same time thereby removing the incentive to flee tax hikes, then this would absolutely work out great
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Adam Sandler, Alive, and Animals: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston Arthur More Organ Holland Hoseas Before Broseas swagalicious crunchy outside, self-deprecating chewy center - "how many licks does it take the squad's favorite disaster scrappy damsel squares up at a moment's notice can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression" goth jock dropout just wants to settle down - - dumbest smart person alive - denies being moe - "wanna know how I got these scars- wait where are you going" - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break - "Actually, correlation is not causation" - thinks they're charming, is actually charming - constantly forgets their age - "back in my day - only one who knows what the fuck they're talking about incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up - one shot, one kill - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes" - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody - productive procrastinator can never hold down a relationship - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions" - jokes hit too close to home - Good bad influence - weed friend Make It Work Guy Fieri Will Billiamson Bad Santa -always knows what to play at a party - adopts everyone on sight - great with kids, great with animals, wants to hold your baby - scientific evidence good girls want bad boys - tsundere - burns salads - "have you eaten today" - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun - professional alcoholic - always needs to borrow money - terrible drunk, never remembers what happened that night walks around the house in their underwear gives great hugs needs seven showers group's unexpected therapist patronus is secondhand embarrassment just wants to be part of the family "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"* is the party cultured, well-traveled and stylish; made for Instagram - *gestures to all of you* "we need to do something about this" - always starts drama, yet always seems to avoid it bad taste in literally everything, banned from recommending outings - will always have squad's back iron constitution, never gets sick - "say that to my fucking face" - may seem Mad, is actually Sad petty *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single starts the day with horoscope readings - Chaotic Loyal black coffee, leaves t" FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh) Bastard Millennial Green Hat McGuy "join team chat" - fashionable at all times, even when going to the grocery store can't do crime if you ain't cute -only dates fictional men won't leave the house for days need lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor too nice for own good living boke and tsukkomi routine to shut up yesterday social interaction, naps for ten years it's basic hygiene and laying beneath the stars -"please stop talking" exhausted after two minutes of maybe they're born with it, maybe soft spot for animals, slow dancing cooler than you . living proof the scariest people frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion come in the nicest packages graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again" nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive every day is roast session day - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them, I'll roast me fuckin' self" - Has never completed No Nut November sings in the shower - adores Linkin Park late - "are you ready yet" "almost" - allergic to idiots Adam Sandler Regina O'George Let Me Speak To Your Manager - retired mom friend, back from retirement ages every time someone references a vine instead of responding normally - smokes sixty packs a day Goof Troop social norms are for dweebs just wants to play videogames - No Drama? No ProblemTM -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To Be Toppled From Throne" - loses shit over small things -THIS close to cutting someone and snack in peace shoves people in lockers to show affection forgets not to swear in front of other never forgets a birthday shaped like a friend only one in squad who can cook only one in squad who can drive people's children the queen of throwing down "fuck, sorry about that" given up on romance savwy businessowner resident gossip big problems are Whatever - needs therapy - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing To Love' And 'Before He Cheats' common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies - a matryoshka of pain - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck knows Wicked by heart - only one in squad who does taxes Songs Are unforgiveable weeb - villain origin story is that stubborn chin hair that keeps growing back - always says 'gg' after every game incredible skin care regimen - "just drink more water" award winning sailor mouth - Big Hair, Don't Care "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 World's Saddest Violin Bullshit Magician Expletive Noises Looks like a million dollars, is probably worth a million dollars - family person, loves everybody keeps Twitter on private - meows back at their cat - extroverted introvert -feels guilty for not logging into Animal Crossing for nine months thinks existence is kind of funny invented the word 'dapper - the living embodiment of when you try your best but you don't succeed' - just wants to be loved and cherished -great with animals, never scratched the life of the party, when they're not launching into drunken diatribes -smartest smart person alive -stays up until three in the morning thinking about the meaning of life - an essential addition to any squad - reads at 10,000 miles per hour wants to stab Banksy hates stan culture hoards comfort food beneath their desk gets sentimental over their Neopets used to hoard Beanie Babies - hates answering the phone - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms - needs more friends - stylish drunk with two hollow legs - never fails to speak their mind great at impressions -not-so-secretly depressed - regularly confuses main for private "just forget I said that haha" preserves their right hook for justice - stared into the void, got bored quotes movies when provoked - "That's just, like, your opinion, man." the most perfect teeth Baby Boy...Baby Talk Shit, Get Hit Mr. Krabs A Dog - soft outside, softer inside - never ashamed to cry - weak spot for pups, needs to pet every dog they see -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate needs to seriously reconsider things trolling game out of control A dog - never seems to accumulate debt, also never tips the waiter took college prep in high school - can't fight to save their life - surprisingly terrifying comebacks - multilingual gg ez clap" oves Bon Iver, Death Grips and Beyonce equally - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob workplace's local kissass likes to give gifts to sad friends living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies home life is a mess - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms to take one - adopted by everybody - "Oh, I won't report you...yet" believes they were born in the wrong era - has never yelled once - in love with the smell of old books - wishes on stars when no one's looking leaves breadcrumbs in butter a well-rounded tool - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind." champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisisย  I am all of these yet none of them at the same time
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Apparently, Chilis, and Girls: a cat? @lilpochaco FollowV apparently a young woman reported her abuser to her supervisor. the supervisor took that information, spread it, & threw a party to mock her Emily Houser added 2 new photos. 19 hrs This is what you get when you report a grown man for forcing relations on you and and manipulating you as a minor, for over a year, and you report it, I guess. My now former manager told my former coworkers about these allegations that were meant to stay private and they threw a "Fuck Emily Houser" party. The world is a heinous, ugly place. Virgin LTE 3:04 PMM oi 86%-. Virgin LTE 3:04 PML 8 shanano banano Comments shanano banano shanano banano Have your cake and eat hoe #petty danijaay #teamjosh 6h Reply jon-kushhh #teamiosh 15h Reply gummapumma #teamjosh Gh Reply mommykline This is hilarious h Reply kmarie xox Please tell me she can at least see this? Lol 4h Reply d by gummapumma, houserjacob and 20 rs ano b anano Have your cake and eat it too hoe David Hauser Did they have this cake at the restaurant? Like 38 Reply More Yesterday at 18:49 Emily Houser Yes all of this took place in the restaurant. Like 3 Reply More Yesterday at 18:50 a cat? @lilpochaco Follow the restaurant is chili's in whitehall, pa emails can be sent to CHQuestions@qdi.com number to safety & security management is 574-243-6606 RETWEETS LIKES 992 1,033 whatbigotspost: cartnsncreal: Society should protect women And really not even โ€œwomenโ€ in this caseโ€ฆgirls: she was a minor. What the ever loving fuck is wrong with people?
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