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Bad, Jesus, and Lol: Today jesus you are rough on pants 331 A get angry with them that have to wear them. 700 AM holy hell, there are better ways to deal with that than to mas- sacre them. Most of us just, stay with me here... Take them off poor things did nothing to you. 740 AM The First step is admitting vou have a problem though. so it sounds like you've accepted your role in this and are ready for the next step. 744 AM Absolutely ready for the next step. Just not sure what that is lol 749 AM we've got to get you out of them and to an environment where you can't hurt them anymore. we in the industry call this place, 'South, I've been there, and you wouldn't believe it. there is not a single pant in sight. the good news is Im an expert at finding this mysterious place. I can guide you out of those pants and in to something far less appropriate 756 AM Sounds like an excellent next step 804 AM I think we need to rehearse before we take any drastic steps I'm going to need to see what I'm getting myself into. 811 AM Rehearsal is a must 812 AM Rehearsals start Monday Anytime that works for you. I do make house calls, but it's going to cost you extra 816 AM Oh darn. Not sure I can afford extra and leave a nice tip В19 АМ Don't worry about the tip, we can work something out а21 AN Oh perfect! 822 AM for my records I'm going to need you to fill out these forms. Full name: Proffered Contact: requested Appointment time Location 824 AM reason for visit 824 AM 9:45pm .I've been naughty.. 8:25 AM ille Oh forgot one. 826 AM Ok I've got you booked in for Monday I will be out of the office this weekend but just in case things get bad and you need to talk, ill keep my phone on me. looking forvward to touching bases with you and getting you out of those pants. 834 A Sounds great. Thanks so much for all the help and support 8:35 AM +pes meesnge She had 5 photos with ripped jeans

She had 5 photos with ripped jeans

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: jokermun: my half of an art trade with @monochrome-kirkland who wanted to see Hungary in my style v o)b thanks so much for trading with me Celi!

jokermun: my half of an art trade with @monochrome-kirkland who wanted to see Hungary in my style v o)b thanks so much for trading with me ...

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A Dream, Crying, and Driving: soonish. There are no real problems with I know you are asking $1200 and that seems like a good price. Would you be willing to hold it until next week? I really need a car but I have to wait til my taxes come Sorry, I already told someone I wouldn't hold it. That's fine. I've had a hard time finder something reliable in my price range. I'm borrowing my moms car now, but it's tough to get me and her to work and my kids to preschool but were making it work. Hopefully l'll get my taxes back next week. No prob. I actually just want the car to go to someone who needs it. If you need it, you can have it. Thanks so much! I'll let you know as soon as the direct deposits comes through. So excited! No, I mean do you want the car for free? l wanted to make sure whoever got it actually needed it, so I didn't list it as free because everyone would have "needed" it, but probably just resold it What?? Are you serious? You don't have todo that, the price is fine. I wouldn't feel right not paying for it. No, srsly. I want to give it to someone who needs it, and you seem to genuinely need it. It's yours. No money needed I'm crying... are you kidding? Why would you do that? No, not kidding. I don't need it and I figured someone else did. I'm glad you'll be able to use it. Can you meet today or tomorrow? Are you sure? I'm so excited and cat believe this! You have no idea how much this will bless me and my kids! Omg, I'm literally crying right now Yes I can meet whenever you want but I deffnstly don't have money to pay for it right now Lol, no money needed! Really. (except to register it, I guess). Let me know if you need help with that too, I want to get you driving it ASAP THANKS YOU SOOO MUCH Are you real? This feels like a dream This is absolutely amazing !! A woman offered her car for free !

This is absolutely amazing !! A woman offered her car for free !

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4chan, Confused, and Disney: Women often complain that they are not represented at the tops of highly challenging fields such 39:16/1:01:50 The Truth About Frozen Stefan Molyneux Subscribe 183,805 1,615569 170,912 Like About Share Add to Published on Jun 4, 2014 Stefan Molyneux unpacks the truth behind the Walt Disney animated movie Frozen. The film tells the story of a princess who sets off on an epic journey alongside a rugged mountain man, his loyal pet reindeer, and a hapless snowman to find her estranged sister, whose icy powers have inadvertently trapped the kingdom Show more Top comments Stefan Molyneux via Google+ 1 month ago I love this. You totally kinda ruined frozen for me but i really enjoyed this a lot more than the actual movie. And you really got me thinking about a lot. Being an attractive young woman, I understand what is like to be seen as nothing more than a sex doll. I also know what it is like to use that to my "advantage" to "get over" the system. HELL I even know what it is to suffer mental illness, only to be told bu my parents to ignore it. HOWEVER, despite all of this I feel like I have learned more lessons from everything that has happened in my life. Thank you so much for posting this. Honestly I want to make a difference in the world, and I looked to people like you to sort of guide me in the right direction. THANKS SO MUCH Show less Reply 981 Hide replies NewChannelsFTL 1 month ago Did you really just pretend to be a girl in your own comments section? This is beyond hysterical Reply 70 Charmy Char 1 month ago I'm confused... did Stef repost this from a private comment or something? Reply 23 Megahypercat 1 month ago No stef you are a man. Sorry. I think he finally cracked! Reply 33 Jonathan Latkowcer 1 month ago Oh my God. Did you actually try to post a fake comment pretending to a be a woman who likes your work? You're beyond pathetic, Molyneux Reply 30 misandry-mermaid: gayobamafanfiction: blorgblorgblorg: maxofs2d: Hahaha “Men’s Rights” activist and self-proclaimed philosopher Stefan Molyneux pretends to be a woman posting a positive comment on his own video “debunking” Frozen but completely fails at account switching amazing Men do things like this a lot I never want to stop thinking about this.

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Apparently, Dad, and Life: 31t May 2011 Sainsbury's Supermarkets Ltd 13 Holborn London ECIN 2HT Dear Sainsssssssssssssssssssbbbbbbbbbbbburyyys, Why is tiger bread c\alled tiger bread? It should be clalled giraffe bread. Love from Lily Robinson age 3 /2 Sainsbury's Our reference: 1-251167934 4 June 2011 Road Telephone 0800 636262 www.sansrs.couk ily Thanks so much for your letter. I think renaming tiger bread giraffe bread is a brilliant idea- it looks much more like the blotches on a giraffe than the stripes on a tiger, doesn't it? It is called tiger bread because the first baker who made it a looong time ago thought it looked stripey like a tiger. Maybe they were a bit silly I really liked reading your letter so I thought I would send you a little present I've put a £3 gift card in with this letter, if you ask your mum or dad to take you to Sainsbury's you could use it to buy some of your own tiger bread ( maybe if mum and dad say its OK you can get some sweeties tool). Please tell an adult to wait 48 hours before using this card. and I'm glad you wrote in to us and hope you like spending your gift card. See you in store soon. Yours sincerely Chris King (age 27&1/3) Customer Manager Enclosed: £3 gift card Sainsbury's cosmic-noir: coneycat: coneycat: woodelf68: pulp-ficction: beefyravioli: notsograndr: callmehopeless-notromantic: d0ugieslizard: mjolnirss: alfuhdawg: IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER this kills me! They actually did it, too. this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life I guess you can say that 3 year old was “spot on” this post has nothing to do with my blog but I love this so much and I had to share I could see it being called Leopard Bread, too. But Giraffe is even better. Customer service done right. Okay– so the picture of the bread made me wonder whether the name change stuck, so I Googled “sainsbury’s giraffe bread” and found not only numerous references to “Giraffe (Tiger) Bread” from the Sainsbury’s Web site, but also this followup story on the change from the BBC: Tiger Bread renamed Giraffe Bread By the time the BBC story was written, however, customer manager Chris King, aged 27 1/3, was no longer employed at Sainsbury’s. Apparently he’d left the company to go study to be a primary-school teacher. Perfect. This makes me smile so hard :)
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Ash, Dad, and Desperate: HELLO, EUERYOnE. I WANT TO REACH OUT TO YOU GUYS FOR HELP. EUEN A LITTLE. PLEASE CONSIDER BELOW knightingaleforce: Hello guys, Ash/Gale here. Oofff……okay this is hard for me to have to put this up because first I don’t want to come off as desperate and second, I’m so tired and stressed about this that I haven’t even slept. I’m hoping some followers on this blog could help spread the word, it’s really important. Today at the vet, I was advised to take my cat Oliver to a specialist because in the past few days he has hasn’t been his normal self. The pic above is when he was still healthy – but now he is no longer able to move as much, only able to hold himself up for a mere few seconds, then giving up and sinking to the floor. He now hasn’t eaten much for days. The vet cannot assess what’s wrong with him unless they look at an MRI scan, which is costly. And this is where I ask for financial help. The link below will direct you to a gofund page. I’d appreciate any help, truly! https://www.gofundme.com/kittyoliver I’m afraid leaving Oliver in his somewhat vegetated condition will only make things worse for him. My dad, who is more concerned about the costs (and rightly so, because we only live from paycheck-to-paycheck) suggests to euthanize Oliver. And that is not something I want to do. He is part of our family and an immense joy stress-reliever for my mom especially. To have to put him down just because of this is heartbreaking to me. Please, even if you can’t donate any amount, just reblogging helps a TON. I’m so sorry this is so out of the blue, but it would mean so much to me 😞 THanks so much.

knightingaleforce: Hello guys, Ash/Gale here. Oofff……okay this is hard for me to have to put this up because first I don’t want to come off...

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