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So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?” Well baby girl I’m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv 😤...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS 😂. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF 🤗😂. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - it’s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They don’t call them “Tiger Moms” for nothing! Naw I ain’t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, y’all make the best dinner companions bc y’all dainty! Y’all barely eat! Y’all just nibble! It’s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THAT’S HOW YALL EAT 😂. If u ain’t seen this sh!t bruv, it’s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I don’t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? 😂 Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT 😂. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5’7” UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kuma’s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). 😂 FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but it’s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL I’M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it Gabby knows where all the heating vents are @DrSmashlove So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?” Well baby girl I’m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv 😤...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS 😂. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF 🤗😂. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - it’s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They don’t call them “Tiger Moms” for nothing! Naw I ain’t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, y’all make the best dinner companions bc y’all dainty! Y’all barely eat! Y’all just nibble! It’s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THAT’S HOW YALL EAT 😂. If u ain’t seen this sh!t bruv, it’s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I don’t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? 😂 Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT 😂. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5’7” UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kuma’s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). 😂 FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but it’s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL I’M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gameoflaughs.tumblr.com/post/47800967525/if-game-of-thrones-season-3-episode-1-were-on-facebook">gameoflaughs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My favorites from the <a href="http://www.happyplace.com/22775/game-of-thrones-facebook-recap-season-3-episode-1">Game of Thrones Facebook recap for season 3 episode 1</a>. Love it! I hope they keep making these.</p> </blockquote>: GAME OF THRONEs facebook RECAP SEA S ON 3. E PI RECENT ACTIVITY Samwell Tarly has run 200 yards from White Walkers using RunKeeper Samwell just completed a 200 yd run with RunKeeper www.RunKeeper.com/Samwell Tarly Share your runs! via RunKeeper Samwell Tarly My longest run ever! Like Jeor Mormont Did you hit send on the ravens? Like Samwell Tarly Saved to drafts. Was busy trying to compete with the Walking Dead finale. Add a comment.... Jeor Mormont posted a photo from Tumblr YOU HAD ONE JOB! Ser Bronn has checked in to Some Whore's Thong Like Comment Share Tyrion Dude, get over here I need you. Like Ser Bronn But boobs! Like Tyrion Now Like Add a comment.... Davos Seaworth is attending Rescue Brunch-with Salladhor Saan Like Comment Share Davos Seaworth Stannis will fight again. We just need to get rid of Melisandre Like Salladhor Saan You mean the woman who can queef assassins? Nope! Like Add a comment. Littlefinger Baelish has invited Sansa Stark to An Obviously Sexual Journey On The Ocean Like Comment.Share Ros Hey Shae, just from one good whore to another, you know that's really f-ed up, right? Like Shae If she wants to trust a pimp who betrayed her dad, I can't help her Like Add a comment... Daenerys Targaryen commented on an article Another Cruise Ship Disaster - Ocean Liner Plagued By Fire-Breathing Dragons And Vomiting Dothraki Like Comment-Share Daenerys Targaryen I'm on this ship and it's not a disaster We're fine! Like Ser Jorah Mormont Not that fine. You haven't smelled puke until you've smelled Dothraki puke Like Add a comment.... <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gameoflaughs.tumblr.com/post/47800967525/if-game-of-thrones-season-3-episode-1-were-on-facebook">gameoflaughs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My favorites from the <a href="http://www.happyplace.com/22775/game-of-thrones-facebook-recap-season-3-episode-1">Game of Thrones Facebook recap for season 3 episode 1</a>. Love it! I hope they keep making these.</p> </blockquote>
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