25+ Best Poison Memes | Drinking Memes, Poison Ivy Memes

starry-canine: Drew a few Hazbin characters as Pokémon.Alastor: Zoroark. Dark type. Trickster fox that can change shape and use illusions. (Yes i know Alastor is a deer but no deer Pokémon fit how he acts/looks. Zoroark is an illusion master and can fool people also fluffy red hair.)Angel Dust: Galvantula. Fuzzy spider. That’s about it. Also cute.Vaggie: Dustox. Poison moth. All of these were traced over Pokémon to give it the authentic Pokémon look: starry-canine: Drew a few Hazbin characters as Pokémon.Alastor: Zoroark. Dark type. Trickster fox that can change shape and use illusions. (Yes i know Alastor is a deer but no deer Pokémon fit how he acts/looks. Zoroark is an illusion master and can fool people also fluffy red hair.)Angel Dust: Galvantula. Fuzzy spider. That’s about it. Also cute.Vaggie: Dustox. Poison moth. All of these were traced over Pokémon to give it the authentic Pokémon look

starry-canine: Drew a few Hazbin characters as Pokémon.Alastor: Zoroark. Dark type. Trickster fox that can change shape and use illusion...

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tinyangryeddie: emancaz: systlin: the-poison-diaries: nicoleemichaels: gingahhh: WHO IS SHE WH A T it’s…. it’s reverse cowgirl. Literally. And this, kids, is why we tell you in horseback riding lessons to grip with your thighs, not hang on with your hands. Because it frees up your hands to be gay Okay uh @skinks …..: tinyangryeddie: emancaz: systlin: the-poison-diaries: nicoleemichaels: gingahhh: WHO IS SHE WH A T it’s…. it’s reverse cowgirl. Literally. And this, kids, is why we tell you in horseback riding lessons to grip with your thighs, not hang on with your hands. Because it frees up your hands to be gay Okay uh @skinks …..

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number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it @oneshoeshort IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222 aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT: (these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.) Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977 (Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee) Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401 Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099 Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel) AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE: 1-800-222-1222 : number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it @oneshoeshort IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222 aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT: (these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.) Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977 (Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee) Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401 Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099 Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel) AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE: 1-800-222-1222

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Trump Feigns Ignorance Over Spike in Poison Control Calls After Proposing Disinfectant as COVID Treatment: Trump Feigns Ignorance Over Spike in Poison Control Calls After Proposing Disinfectant as COVID Treatment

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Trump Feigns Ignorance Over Spike in Poison Control Calls: Trump Feigns Ignorance Over Spike in Poison Control Calls

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serbianslayer: nonenosome: serbianslayer: nonenosome: serbianslayer: nonenosome: the-anon-recovery-group: Um… 😐… what? Looks like after a doctor said that bleach, isopropyl alcohol, and UV light could kill the virus, he pondered whether that could somehow be used inside the body as a treatment. He then followed up saying to consult a doctor but, of course, nobody seems to care about that part. nobody cares about that because any competent person with a 3rd-grade education wouldn’t even think to ask if you can inject disinfectant into your body I know. How could anyone ever think that injecting a poison into your body could cure you. Guess things like chemotherapy don’t exist. go ahead, inject bleach into your body dude Naw. I think I will do what he said and consult a doctor. The fact that you don’t seem to understand that part of it is honestly a bit strange. ask your doctor if you should inject bleach into your body and they will laugh at you : serbianslayer: nonenosome: serbianslayer: nonenosome: serbianslayer: nonenosome: the-anon-recovery-group: Um… 😐… what? Looks like after a doctor said that bleach, isopropyl alcohol, and UV light could kill the virus, he pondered whether that could somehow be used inside the body as a treatment. He then followed up saying to consult a doctor but, of course, nobody seems to care about that part. nobody cares about that because any competent person with a 3rd-grade education wouldn’t even think to ask if you can inject disinfectant into your body I know. How could anyone ever think that injecting a poison into your body could cure you. Guess things like chemotherapy don’t exist. go ahead, inject bleach into your body dude Naw. I think I will do what he said and consult a doctor. The fact that you don’t seem to understand that part of it is honestly a bit strange. ask your doctor if you should inject bleach into your body and they will laugh at you

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frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes. On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this. : frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes. On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this.

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twentyratsinatrenchcoat: waywardmasquerade: jabletown: manicpixiedreamalien: did-you-kno: Scottish sculptor Rob Mulholland creates creepy mirrored sculptures out of acrylic glass that makes them blend into their surroundings until your perspective shifts and they suddenly catch your eye. Source Source 2 imagine getting lost in the woods and coming across these on a scale of 1-10 how ready for death would you be i didn’t know chaotic evil looked like someone’s dad from north dakota Some one needs to stat these mirror beings ASAP Mirrorfolk Medium construct, lawful evil AC: 15 HP: 100 (8d10+20) Speed: 30ft STR: 14 (+2) WIS: 16 (+3) CON: 10 (+0) INT: 16 (+3) DEX: 18 (+4) CHA: 20 (+5) Skills: Perception (+5), Deception (+9) Senses: Truesight, low-light vision, passive perception 13 Languages: Common Challenge: 5 (1,800 XP) Immunities: Mind-affecting spells, poison, sleep effects, paralysis, stunning, disease, death effects, and necromancy effects Proficiencies: No armor; simple weapons Natural Camoflauge: A mirrorfolk can blend in easily to any environment by reflecting the world around them. In order to notice a mirrorfolk using it’s camoflauge, players must pass a check with a DC 18. Reflection: Three times a day, a mirrorfolk may reflect a spell cast at it by passing a dexterity check (DC 16). This acts as though the mirrorfolk had cast the spell with the original caster as the target, or as though it had been directly reflected from a mirror (ex. A fireball caught by a mirrorfolk directly reflects the cone of effect). The Eye of the Beholder: A mirrorfolk may cast Charm Person, Hypnotic Pattern, Suggestion, Crown of Madness, or Enemies Abound up to four time per day at their base level. The four times are total, not for each spell. It may cast Minor Illusion or Prestidigitation at will. However, any illusion created by these spells (including Hypnotic Pattern) uses its own surfaces. The Scott’s Pet: Mirrorfolk act as guards to a human mage named Mulholland the Sculptor. Their primary goal of creation is to divert attention from Mulholland, and do so either through illusion or through turning party members against each other. They will also act as living shields if need be. However, mirrorfolk are considered awaken constructs, and their loyalty comes strictly from Mulholland’s kindness towards them. : twentyratsinatrenchcoat: waywardmasquerade: jabletown: manicpixiedreamalien: did-you-kno: Scottish sculptor Rob Mulholland creates creepy mirrored sculptures out of acrylic glass that makes them blend into their surroundings until your perspective shifts and they suddenly catch your eye. Source Source 2 imagine getting lost in the woods and coming across these on a scale of 1-10 how ready for death would you be i didn’t know chaotic evil looked like someone’s dad from north dakota Some one needs to stat these mirror beings ASAP Mirrorfolk Medium construct, lawful evil AC: 15 HP: 100 (8d10+20) Speed: 30ft STR: 14 (+2) WIS: 16 (+3) CON: 10 (+0) INT: 16 (+3) DEX: 18 (+4) CHA: 20 (+5) Skills: Perception (+5), Deception (+9) Senses: Truesight, low-light vision, passive perception 13 Languages: Common Challenge: 5 (1,800 XP) Immunities: Mind-affecting spells, poison, sleep effects, paralysis, stunning, disease, death effects, and necromancy effects Proficiencies: No armor; simple weapons Natural Camoflauge: A mirrorfolk can blend in easily to any environment by reflecting the world around them. In order to notice a mirrorfolk using it’s camoflauge, players must pass a check with a DC 18. Reflection: Three times a day, a mirrorfolk may reflect a spell cast at it by passing a dexterity check (DC 16). This acts as though the mirrorfolk had cast the spell with the original caster as the target, or as though it had been directly reflected from a mirror (ex. A fireball caught by a mirrorfolk directly reflects the cone of effect). The Eye of the Beholder: A mirrorfolk may cast Charm Person, Hypnotic Pattern, Suggestion, Crown of Madness, or Enemies Abound up to four time per day at their base level. The four times are total, not for each spell. It may cast Minor Illusion or Prestidigitation at will. However, any illusion created by these spells (including Hypnotic Pattern) uses its own surfaces. The Scott’s Pet: Mirrorfolk act as guards to a human mage named Mulholland the Sculptor. Their primary goal of creation is to divert attention from Mulholland, and do so either through illusion or through turning party members against each other. They will also act as living shields if need be. However, mirrorfolk are considered awaken constructs, and their loyalty comes strictly from Mulholland’s kindness towards them.

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Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the Windex in front of you.: Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the Windex in front of you.

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anonymoustypewriter: waepenlesbian: anonymoustypewriter: 1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side. 2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill. 3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure 1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before.2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd. Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science : anonymoustypewriter: waepenlesbian: anonymoustypewriter: 1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side. 2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill. 3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure 1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before.2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd. Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science

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castielific: wolfinthethorns: Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it. I’m a guidance counselor/psychologist for teenagers and it’s getting really hard to motivate young people to work for a future they don’t believe in. They look at ther future and see global warming, wwIII, unemployement, political unstability, poison in everything they eat, the earth and animals dying all around them. I saw this video where someone was asking french teens in the 50s how they imagine the future would be. The war hadn’t been over for long and yet it was all positive with like peace and flying cars and such. Then they went and ask the same questions to nowadays teens and hell that was depressing. Some still had hope, but it was just that “well I hope I’ll have a nice house and maybe some kid” but there was such a hesitancy to it, like they didn’t dare to hope too much. People mock Greta Thunberg but what they don’t get is that when she said “you stole my dreams”, it was the truth. Young people don’t get to dream like they used to. They don’t dream anymore, they grief all that won’t be anymore and that’s just so fucking sad. : castielific: wolfinthethorns: Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it. I’m a guidance counselor/psychologist for teenagers and it’s getting really hard to motivate young people to work for a future they don’t believe in. They look at ther future and see global warming, wwIII, unemployement, political unstability, poison in everything they eat, the earth and animals dying all around them. I saw this video where someone was asking french teens in the 50s how they imagine the future would be. The war hadn’t been over for long and yet it was all positive with like peace and flying cars and such. Then they went and ask the same questions to nowadays teens and hell that was depressing. Some still had hope, but it was just that “well I hope I’ll have a nice house and maybe some kid” but there was such a hesitancy to it, like they didn’t dare to hope too much. People mock Greta Thunberg but what they don’t get is that when she said “you stole my dreams”, it was the truth. Young people don’t get to dream like they used to. They don’t dream anymore, they grief all that won’t be anymore and that’s just so fucking sad.

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neil-gaiman: derpyslurpy-da-derp-master: damnianweynee: subterranean-fire: Ecosocialist praxis I support you poison Ivy Reblog if you support Poison Ivy That’s my girl. : neil-gaiman: derpyslurpy-da-derp-master: damnianweynee: subterranean-fire: Ecosocialist praxis I support you poison Ivy Reblog if you support Poison Ivy That’s my girl.

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poison-basil:Tim Drake Giving No Fucks On His Way To Work.: poison-basil:Tim Drake Giving No Fucks On His Way To Work.

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beautifulbizarremagazine:Welcome to Wonderland. Fantastic painting, “Alice and the Poison Mushrooms” by @davidbowersofficial.⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ posted on Instagram - https://ift.tt/3070f0R: beautifulbizarremagazine:Welcome to Wonderland. Fantastic painting, “Alice and the Poison Mushrooms” by @davidbowersofficial.⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ posted on Instagram - https://ift.tt/3070f0R

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sassafrasjungle: #the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison : sassafrasjungle: #the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

sassafrasjungle: #the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

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castielific: wolfinthethorns: Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it. I’m a guidance counselor/psychologist for teenagers and it’s getting really hard to motivate young people to work for a future they don’t believe in. They look at ther future and see global warming, wwIII, unemployement, political unstability, poison in everything they eat, the earth and animals dying all around them. I saw this video where someone was asking french teens in the 50s how they imagine the future would be. The war hadn’t been over for long and yet it was all positive with like peace and flying cars and such. Then they went and ask the same questions to nowadays teens and hell that was depressing. Some still had hope, but it was just that “well I hope I’ll have a nice house and maybe some kid” but there was such a hesitancy to it, like they didn’t dare to hope too much. People mock Greta Thunberg but what they don’t get is that when she said “you stole my dreams”, it was the truth. Young people don’t get to dream like they used to. They don’t dream anymore, they grief all that won’t be anymore and that’s just so fucking sad. : spooky mistress misandry @hannahtraining Ain't that the fucking truth Me: "l feel like my life is pointless Therapist: "Why?" Me: "lmpending fascism and climate change mean I probably won't live to see 60,'" Therapist: "Are you sure thats rational? Me: *looks at camera like Jim on The Office* kate wagner@mcmansionhell this point in history sure is a really wild time to be trying to manage mental illness Show this thread 5:28 PM 14 Oct 18 castielific: wolfinthethorns: Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it. I’m a guidance counselor/psychologist for teenagers and it’s getting really hard to motivate young people to work for a future they don’t believe in. They look at ther future and see global warming, wwIII, unemployement, political unstability, poison in everything they eat, the earth and animals dying all around them. I saw this video where someone was asking french teens in the 50s how they imagine the future would be. The war hadn’t been over for long and yet it was all positive with like peace and flying cars and such. Then they went and ask the same questions to nowadays teens and hell that was depressing. Some still had hope, but it was just that “well I hope I’ll have a nice house and maybe some kid” but there was such a hesitancy to it, like they didn’t dare to hope too much. People mock Greta Thunberg but what they don’t get is that when she said “you stole my dreams”, it was the truth. Young people don’t get to dream like they used to. They don’t dream anymore, they grief all that won’t be anymore and that’s just so fucking sad.

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I’m scared: Alicia 32 O 12 miles away Just trying to find someone special so we can rush into getting married and having a couple children who turn out to be little brats that drain our bank accounts as we slowly start to resent eachother. You develop a gambling problem I hit the bottle. Then I poison you over time so no one is suspicious of me and I collect the insurance but right before you die a miserable slow death I whisper in your ear "you should have swiped left" and I remarry to your rich cousin. No vegans! My Anth I Won't Sav m In Love) - From I’m scared

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Marriage… Just why???: If you were my If you were husband, I would poison your my wife, l'd drink it. coffee! IMEMEFUL COM Marriage… Just why???

Marriage… Just why???

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poison: Chili: develops a poison over millions of years of evolution to trick nervecells into thinking the mouth is burning. Humans: delicious Finally, some good fucking food

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They’ll always find a way to do you dirty: Tweet Will @5kWill This app is poison whenever a celebrity dies. 10:20 AM · 2019-12-08 · Twitter for iPhone 777 Retweets 1,831 Likes <] They’ll always find a way to do you dirty

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This is amazing, just don’t read the username first.: jelloapocalypse S eternal-savvy-blog Follow sixpenceee These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. gabriel-patches-titanfeather Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void. ract facts-i-just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it. But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end there. The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks. You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this- Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours. So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool. - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous. Source: sixpenceee 260,387 notes ifunny.ce This is amazing, just don’t read the username first.

This is amazing, just don’t read the username first.

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What a cute couple.: 19 miles away active 43 minutes ago JD, 27 About JD I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. Lilac, 27 49 miles away I am your ideal woman: 6"8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. I own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. Inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. Looking for a VERY compact man to ride my shoulders so I look cool. What a cute couple.

What a cute couple.

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Time to die: Chili: develops a poison over millions of years of evolution to trick nervecells into thinking the mouth is burning. Humans: delicious Finally, some good fucking food Time to die

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poison: Don't let getting lonely make you reconnect with toxic people. You shouldn't drink poison just because you're thirsty. 3am thoughts

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poison: "The poison leaves bit by bit, not all at once. Be patient. You are healing." Yasmin Mogahed

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poison: Playe E PLRS C PAY ils Para ine A violent poison, this is what love is:

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Rich people poison the air, harvest organs, start wars, and systemically rape children, but it’s the dudes Jaywalking you would be worried about.: Chad Populum @PrettyBadLefty They put black people in gang databases for talking to a gang member one time in a Wendy's. But when you're rich, you can just hang out with infamous pedophiles on their Pedojet and people will be like "Let's not jump to conclusions here" Rich people poison the air, harvest organs, start wars, and systemically rape children, but it’s the dudes Jaywalking you would be worried about.

Rich people poison the air, harvest organs, start wars, and systemically rape children, but it’s the dudes Jaywalking you would be worrie...

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84+ Fresh Tumblr Posts | Page 20 of 41 | funnynmemes: yOungdOve portentsofwoe *dips very large grilled cheese in this* thunder-the-wolf Pretty sure that's poison phys-wiz pretty sure thats organic tomato soup... 84+ Fresh Tumblr Posts | Page 20 of 41 | funnynmemes

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why-i-love-comics: Harleen #2 (2019)by Stjepan Sejic: I AM A GOD-FEARING MAN BUT IF WE KEEP TÜRNING THE ОTHER CHEEК МELL RUN OUT OF CHEEKS! THE EXECUTIONERS CRUSHEP THOSE ROACHES THE WAУ FECKLE5 POLITICIANS NEVER COULD THE WAY THAT NOT EVEN THE BATMAN COULD! AND EVEN THOUGH NONE OF YOU WILL ADMIT IT YOU KNOW Im RIGHT! THERE I A CANCER IN 6OTHAM, AND THE ONLY WAY TO CURE IT BY CANVING IT OUT! THERE IS NO RECOVERY AND NO REHABILITATION FOR THESE PREDATORS DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THEУ СAN CHANGE? ARE YOU THAT DELUSIONAL? KILLER CROC? FREEZE? POISON IW? JOKER? yOU REALLY THINK THEY CAN BE HELPED? THEY REMORSELESS COLD ARE UNCARING MONSTERS why-i-love-comics: Harleen #2 (2019)by Stjepan Sejic

why-i-love-comics: Harleen #2 (2019)by Stjepan Sejic

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grizzlyadventures: positive-memes: Truly amazing advice. First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fucking dinner : Today my psych professor said, "You'll never truly know someone well enough to marry until you've seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost one, or witness them while they're sick." And that just hit really deep. 11/30/17, 3:36 PM grizzlyadventures: positive-memes: Truly amazing advice. First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fucking dinner

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100+ Fresh Tumblr Posts | Page 28 of 50 | funnynmemes: charlesoberonn Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses. chefpyro This knife is actually a magic wand charlesoberonn Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel. chefpyro *cocks gun* magic missile an 100+ Fresh Tumblr Posts | Page 28 of 50 | funnynmemes

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poison: Do you want to poison the crunchy kale salad, Karen? D Yes No

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chibinightowl: poison-basil: Strings of fate!Something for @chibinightowl for her B’day, though she never asked for this! Oooohhh… @poison-basil I think I know where that red thread is going. : KHarnett 2019 chibinightowl: poison-basil: Strings of fate!Something for @chibinightowl for her B’day, though she never asked for this! Oooohhh… @poison-basil I think I know where that red thread is going.

chibinightowl: poison-basil: Strings of fate!Something for @chibinightowl for her B’day, though she never asked for this! Oooohhh… @poiso...

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poison: Them: God, please save humanity from the ravages of disease and suffering God: "creates super smart scientists who create vaccines* Them: Ew no. That's poison

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More of the best memes at http://mountainmemes.tumblr.com: Me in the hunger games: well there is only one guy left how hard could he possibly be to take down The last guy: 19 miles away active 43 minutes ago JD, 27 About JD I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. More of the best memes at http://mountainmemes.tumblr.com

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WTF Upvote if you no want this guy to mess up your profits for the rest of the year just buy via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/31uSl0B: Me in the hunger games: well there is only one guy left how hard could he possibly be to take down The last guy: 19 miles away active 43 minutes ago JD, 27 About JD I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. WTF Upvote if you no want this guy to mess up your profits for the rest of the year just buy via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/31uSl0B

WTF Upvote if you no want this guy to mess up your profits for the rest of the year just buy via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/31uSl0B

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melonmemes:Follow us on instagram for the best content!: https://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes: 13:53 Bro, i ate Rat Accidentally OMG, it will eat vou up From inside. Don't worry, i ate Rat Poison too. Hea little confused, but he got the spirit. melonmemes:Follow us on instagram for the best content!: https://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

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.: namjoon hes fat cause he's full of love and he is running to give everybody a hug jimin In reality, frogs that are "full of love" are actually full of poison namjoon Love arrives in many forms .

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Pick your poison: PYTHON JAVA THIS IS PLAGIARISM yoU CAN'T JUST "IMPORT ESSAY. I' M TWO PAGES IN AND ISTILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. ASSEMBLY С THIS IS GREAT, BUT YOU FORGOT TO ADD DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO REDEFINE EVERY A NULL TERMINATOR NOW I'M JUST READING WORD IN THE ENGUSH LANGUAGE? GARBAGE C++ UNIX SHELL I DONT HAVE PERMISSION TO I ASKED FOR ONE COPY, READ THIS NOT FOUR HUNDRED HTML LATEX YOUR PAPER MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE THS IS A FLOWER POT. BUT IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IHAVE EVER LAD EYES ON 20 10-2011 SoM ETHINGOFTHATILK.COM Pick your poison

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party poison fit check: piss (and i can't stress this enough) on me party poison fit check

party poison fit check

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poison: PEOPLE ARE POISON

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ad-hominem-sappies: gamecubeeater: saladsaladnovski: mcdonalds cringe comp why does it look like this came from a funeral page Well you never see them anymore, they all died from drinking poison coke.: To view the Grimace gallery click here. ad-hominem-sappies: gamecubeeater: saladsaladnovski: mcdonalds cringe comp why does it look like this came from a funeral page Well you never see them anymore, they all died from drinking poison coke.

ad-hominem-sappies: gamecubeeater: saladsaladnovski: mcdonalds cringe comp why does it look like this came from a funeral page Well yo...

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Wow! It’s a Knife Wife!: GOBLIN, QUICKLY! MY WIFE HAS BEEN STABBED BY A POISON BLADE! TAKE THIS BLADE OF HEALING, IT WILL RESTORE HER TO A PREVIOS STATE + НMМ. WOw, YOU STABBED HER WAY Too HARD... WAAAAAAH $TAB GoH! SWORDS XV SWORDSCOMIC. COM a_MJWILLS Wow! It’s a Knife Wife!

Wow! It’s a Knife Wife!

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I salute you commenter by doodie-dude MORE MEMES: Melania Trump always looks like she recognises you but doesn't know where from... TRU TR ENTI RogueMusketeer 2h She looks like shes wondering why the poison isn't working on Donald Reply 10 I salute you commenter by doodie-dude MORE MEMES

I salute you commenter by doodie-dude MORE MEMES

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I salute you commenter via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2LHarrf: Melania Trump always looks like she recognises you but doesn't know where from... TRU TR ENTI RogueMusketeer 2h She looks like shes wondering why the poison isn't working on Donald Reply 10 I salute you commenter via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2LHarrf

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I salute you commenter: Melania Trump always looks like she recognises you but doesn't know where from... TRU TR ENTI RogueMusketeer 2h She looks like shes wondering why the poison isn't working on Donald Reply 10 I salute you commenter

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A glass half full of poison is still half full: A fagi are edhe 2. Some Trry Peotelett A glass half full of poison is still half full

A glass half full of poison is still half full

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urfavhatesterfs: POISON from STREET FIGHTER/FINAL FIGHT hates TERFS: urfavhatesterfs: POISON from STREET FIGHTER/FINAL FIGHT hates TERFS

urfavhatesterfs: POISON from STREET FIGHTER/FINAL FIGHT hates TERFS

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dinami-09: Hey! Today, in Brazil, is the nacional day of trans visibility! So…I drawed Poison…💖: DINAMI09 29/01/8 dinami-09: Hey! Today, in Brazil, is the nacional day of trans visibility! So…I drawed Poison…💖

dinami-09: Hey! Today, in Brazil, is the nacional day of trans visibility! So…I drawed Poison…💖

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