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Blade, God, and Love: no INVADER5, FRIEND! JUST POPPED Out co BOBBOW MY BROCHER'S AX JARNBJORn FOR A BIC. no one 15 Anyone in JOTUNHEIM WITHOUT A BLADE, RIGHT? ...AnD I BACHER DOUBT THEY'D HAVE LEC mE KEEP HEIMDALL'S 5WORD. BIGHT on cue. WHAT HO, CICIZENS! HOW CAN YOUR KING SERVE HIS PEOPLE THIS FINE, BLUSTERY DAY? WE SAW THE BIFROST, "YOUR MAJESTY." WE FEARED IT MAY BE AN ATTACK FROM SOME...ASGARDIAN INVADER. RRG--THE SWORD THAT KILLED KING LAUFEY you'D BE CLOSE I KILLED LAUFEY THE SWORD HELPED. HADN'T YOu HEARD? I'm A HERO now. HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT JOTUNHEIM-- THERE'S MAGIC in THE AIR SNRRT BUT CHE AVERAGE DenIZEn 1sn't WHAT YOU'D CALL...ADEPT. MY TRIBE WILL RESPECT YOUR BLOOD CLAIM TO THE THRONE BUT SURRENDER THE IMPLING HE IS A NUISANCE WITH A CHILD'S MIND AND NO TASTE FOR BATTLE HE'LL COOK FASTER THAN ANY GOAT. 15 CHAC WHO I Am TO BE KING OF? A PACK OF CANNIBALS? IT'S NOT CANNIBALISM IF HE'S NOT ONE OF US. OF COURSE "not onE OF US." GODS, BUT I Am CIRED OF "HAVE AT HEARING CHAT. VERY WELL THEN THAT I5, IF I WAS FIGHTING FAIR. THERE'S onLY onE THING THESE GIANTS RESPECT. I'm GOING TO NEED TO GET A LITTLE BIGGER. XY DNX YB XY PYSR THEE." I'm COMPLETELY DOOMED, OF COURSE NO, YOUR MAJESTY! LIKE AN AVENGER. (YOu KnoW THE ONE.) DRBF! WHAC ARE YOU DOING?! I'm CASTINGA SPELL CO SAVE uS, you SUICIDAL SnoW monKEy! PLEASE, NO MORE! NO MORE BLOOD! NO. THIS OutComE WAS not ENTIRELY EXPECTED. SO BE IT! TO THE END OF KINGS!!! THE WAR IS OVER. HRRGMPH. WE'LL SEE THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER WAR. HE'S RIGHT, in HI5 5TONE BRAINED WAY AND I WAS WBONG. noT EVERYONE I15 BORN 5MALL WELL. THAT WAS EXCITiNG. PERHAPS NEXT Time, I SHOULD BORROW MJOLNIR. I IMAGINE I'LL BE WORTHY enouGH Any DAY now CHANК УOu FOR THE RESCUE, DRBF, MAKER-OF-Fun NUISANCE-OF JOCUNHEIM. 50mE OF U5 ARE BORN GIANTS. I HAVE An unusuAL PROPOSICION FOR YOu THIS I5 THE SCORY OF THE TIME AFCER THE WAR. OF HOW THE SMALLEST OF THE GIANTS CAME TO SIT AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE THRONE.... ...AnD A SCORY OF THE OUTCAST WHO WOULD SIT UPON IT. A NEW KIND OF KING. A NEW KIND OF GOD. ONE WHO BULES nOt BY THE BLADE GRUMBLE AS YOU LIKE, SICKLE, BUT THE SMALL ONE IS ANOINTED. AND PROTECTED BESIDES SRRF FOR NOW But BY THE SHIELD. TO BE CONTINUED IN KI why-i-love-comics: War of the Realms: Omega #1 - “Born Small” (2019)written by Daniel Kibblesmithart by Oscar Bazaldua & David Curiel

why-i-love-comics: War of the Realms: Omega #1 - “Born Small” (2019)written by Daniel Kibblesmithart by Oscar Bazaldua

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Anime, Ass, and Bitch: Dad: So what did you build in kindergarten today son? Son: "Hi, can I get uhhhhHHHhHhHH 5 on pump 7." "Broke ass nigga." "Huh?" "Nothing. Have a good day!" "HANDS UP NOBODY MOVE! THIS IS A MUHFUCKIN ROBBERY!" "Oh my God think about the children sir!" "Man fuck yall uglyass kids." "Please dont kill me!" "Aint nobody gotta die as long as you give me all the money in the register." "Phew." "HEY! Where do you think you're going?" "Huh? I just payed for gas, Im outchea." "No the hell you not. Put your hands on your head and kneel." "Nah ion do that gay shit." "Do you even understand what kind of situation you're in?" "Sure I do, its a broke ass nigga tryna rob a gas station on the corner." "Guess there's 2 broke ass niggas in here now..." "Bitch you still talking shit?" "EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! Look nigga, you aint the one calling the shots here. I have the gun, see?" "And?" "Fuck you mean 'and'?" "You're not gonna use it, see I know niggas like you. You probably got a kid or some shit you cant afford so you resort to hittin licks for petty change, but in reality you're a scared little pussy who finnessed his father's handgun to intimidate little school girls into giving you their lunch money. There's nothing scary about you nigga, quit the act." "..." "You gon say something?" "Oh shit, he pee'd his pants! Hahahahaha." "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME HUH? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT." "Well I know you're scared more than anyone else in here since you pissed yourself." "I AINT SCARED, I'M JUST SWEATING FROM MY DICK, ITS HOT IN HERE." "Oh really?" "Really." *cocks gun* "You scared now little bitch? You calling me a pussy?" "Do it." "Huh?" "Shoot me." "..." "????" "Dont test me..." "That's EXACTLY what im doing." "I'll do it!" "Then do it." "IM WARNING YOU!" "DO IT ALREADY." "I SWEAR I'LL DO IT." "THEN DO IT RETARD." "YOU'LL DIE!" "THAT'S THE POINT?" "OK IM DOING IT!" "JUST FUCKING-" *gunshot* "W-w-where am I?" "Hello my child." "Child? Dad?" "We both know that you dont have a dad, Terome." "Then who are you?" "I am the almighty being." "Anime?" "Why does everyone keep saying that?" "Wait, are you God?" "Yes my child." "Woah thats crazy, I was pretty sure my meme page sent me straight to Hell." *to be continued*
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Arthur, Best Friend, and Crime: LEGENDS OATOMORROW SEASON PREDICTION PART 1-3 Here's is my Legends of Tomorrow Season 3 Prediction-Wishlist (split into separate parts bc it's way too long😂) and it's all about Blue Beetle and Booster Gold! There will be spoilers for Legends Season 2 so you have been warned. Okay so at the end of the Legends Season 2 finale we're left with a huge cliffhanger of the Legends in 2017 Los Angeles and they've basically broken time. We see a building on that right that's clearly from the far future and there are dinosaurs in 2017. So obviously Season 3 will focus on the team dealing with the repercussions of messing with time. But before that we see Rip Hunter leave the team and go his separate way. He tells the team that they're better off without him, and I agree. I think Arthur Darvill is a great actor and he did an awesome job as Rip Hunter, but I believe Season 2 was far better than Season 1, and a major reason for that was the Rip was gone for the first half. But I definitely don't think Rip will be gone all of Season 3. I think he'll be gone for the first half again and come back towards the end. Here's what I'm hoping happens while Rip is on his "trip". Rip has been an orphan all his life and never knew who his real parents were. He went from being an orphan to being a Time Master to avenging his wife and son. I'm hoping that Rip uses the jump ship and tries to find his real parents. Because he did take the jump ship at the end of the finale so he can time travel and go wherever he wants. And if you're a comic reader then you know that Rip Hunter's father is Michael Carter aka Booster Gold. So Booster Gold is a basically a guy who is from centuries in the future and goes back in time because he wants to be a superhero. So he's already a time traveler superhero so he'd right in on Legends. But you can't do Booster Gold without doing his best friend-partner in crime Ted Kord aka Blue Beetle. Now we already know that Ted Kord exist in the Arrowverse because he is the CEO of Kord Industries which has appeared on Arrow multiple times, and appeared on the last episode of Arrow.🤔We've just never actually seen Ted Kord on screen but we know he exist. (To Be Continued)

PART 1-3 Here's is my Legends of Tomorrow Season 3 Prediction-Wishlist (split into separate parts bc it's way too long😂) and it's all about ...

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