And supersize it
Me for the past 3 years 😂 Via @tank.sinatra
And pay for it
Well, it’s 9 pm, time to eat myself sick.
Alexa, play Everybody Hurts
Good luck getting past this bad boy
PERSONAL TRAINERS HATE HIM
This picture has never made more sense. Thank you @nealbrennan for creating The Chappelle Show.
I will bite your ankles
How could you
Maybe if I grow a beard
The Irony. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Jump on the treadmill
Honestly what is time
Sounds perfect 😍
Okey doke back inside now
Wow, not even a phone call
Hulk Hogan hot tubbing is my mood for 2019
Hey! Future me! Catch!
I’m willing to do whatever it takes, unless it’s too hard. Then I will definitely not do that.
I don’t even drink so I have to eat so many chicken fingers
I celebrate the UK New Year so I can go to bed at 9
All structure has disappeared
It’s a joyous occasion
V important message. Thanks for the idea @tank.sinatra
Santa is hungover af. (@tank.sinatra)
Jelly of the month club
Santa Claus might not be coming to town
Next year for sure I’ll get ahead of it
Man I never really considered that
The grinch stole Christmas because he couldn’t afford it (@randy16us DM me and come get your gift card for dropping the best-highest liked c...
Is there anything Jeff Bezos won’t do to make money 😤 (Like and comment within the first 30 minutes to win (ironically) an Amazon gift card)
That should work
Thanks mom :)
It’s definitely not my problem (Like and comment on this post within the first 30 minutes to get a chance to win a gift card. And congrats t...
It’s hard out there
Ooohhh so they’re not born with it
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Or kneel, I guess
The risk doesn’t seem worth the reward
Traumatized Infant Format, Invest, Add to Your Portfolio. via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2SVCeVD