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Barney, Love, and Tumblr: buyakasha:*barney voice* I love you, you love me~

buyakasha:*barney voice* I love you, you love me~

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Alive, Barney, and Dinosaur: bearsister Is there any hatred stronger than the rage kids get towards Barney the dinosaur as soon as they are just a little too old for Barney the dinosaur 30-seconds-to-marx So, this guy, Martin Pistorius, fell into a coma when he was 12 years old and eventually awoke completely paralyzed, at least physically. He was misdiagnosed. Doctors believed he was in a completely vegetative state, but in reality, he had regained full consciousness and awareness. He just didn't possess any motor function, so he couldn't communicate to anyone that he was alive in there. He lived this way for 12 years before he overcame it by sheer force of will and was given the tools to communicate. He tells his story in his book, Ghost Boy. Since then he's also been the subject of the first episode of Invisibilia on NPR and had his own TedTalk. Anyway, the breaking point that incited his plan of escape was being forced to watch Barney reruns all day, everyday at his care center. Sitting in front of the TV, he learned to tell the time by the shadows on the wall. If he had time he could know when Barney would end. With the ability to measure his days, he was able to pull himself out of the void and ultimately start down the path to recovery Today, Martin can communicate whatever he wants with the help of a computer program but there's one thing he can't articulate: "I cannot even express to you how much I hated Barney So it turns out that the primal hatred people have toward Barney is strong enough to pull a disembodied consciousness out of the abyss of existential despair and into the physical world out of pure spite Source: bearsister 98,493 notes This is actually true!!

This is actually true!!

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Anaconda, Barney, and Fucking: THIS ALL FEELS FAMILIAR DOESN'T IT, FRED? WE PARTICIPATED IN A GENOCIDE, BARNEY. This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it's 100% official real Flintstones. Clarification: I don't hate this book, I love it, it's amazing. It's just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line "We participated in a genocide, Barney." ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i'nm can we have some context to this, perhaps? Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army Back then the father of said violent candidate was rilin the "tree people". Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actualy an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock g people up against That's what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did (Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.) connerd-cynique just fucking read it http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones WAS ALL A LIE the-prolefeed I refuse to believe this rift in reality that is the Flintstones reboot comic is allowed to exist. I will not touch, for I fear temporal displacement. "What have I yabba dabba done?" Yabba Dabba Dont
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Barney, Target, and Tumblr: attfooy: lancer and edgy barney from the hit new game “survey program for windows”

attfooy: lancer and edgy barney from the hit new game “survey program for windows”

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Barney, ReBoot, and May: The Barney reboot may be a little too realistic

The Barney reboot may be a little too realistic

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