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Baseball, Bless Up, and Cats: Saying "hey" from the NYC subway Yoric's best Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Kanye "Touch the Sky" feels. But what I love is all the old head haters. U know wtf I'm talmbout. Them cats that think Jay and Nas were the last good rappers. "Man look at these new kids smh...mumble rappers" "rocking tight pants and dresses" "how they letting these guys wear chokers" "how they letting these guys dye their hair pink and blond" "popping pills smh they letting junkies rap now". OK. LET ME GET THIS CLEAR, OLD HEAD. YALL GOT A BUNCH OF WOMEN PREGNANT IN THE 90s AND THEN GHOSTED - DISAPPEARED - WENT TO THE CORNER STORE AND NEVER CAME BACK - NOW THEM KIDS GREW UP AND EMBRACED FASHION AND CREATED THEY OWN GENDER FLUID STYLE BECAUSE THEY MALE ROLE MODELS WAS ABSENT AND NOW U WANNA CRITICIZE...EVEN THO THESE KIDS ON STAGES IN FRONT OF SOLD OUT CROWDS PUTTING IT DOWN FOR THEY FAMILY...LEMME TELL U WHAT U NEED TO DO, OLD HEAD...U NEED TO GO TO THE SPORTING GOODS STORE ASAP AND BUY TWO BASEBALL MITTS AND A BASEBALL AND FIND THAT BOY U ABANDONED AND PLAY SOME CATCH...MATTER FACT ASK THE POSTAL SERVICE FOR A FULL WEEK OFF, U GON NEED A LOT OF TIME FOR THIS GAME OF CATCH (AND 'CATCH UP') AND MAYBE U COULD PLAY HIM SOME NAS AND JAY RECORDS AND DISCUSS MUSIC WITH HIM BUT FOR NOW STFU AND STOP CRITICIZING, THE ART REFLECT THE CULTURE AND U CREATED IT NOW DON'T BE MAD AT IT (but you're welcome to fix your mistakes bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) (@madmax_fluffyroad)
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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: When ur hiding in ur girl's closet to surprise her but she brings home ur bestfriend and you sit there while he eats her ass. One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm gonna tell you the story of how I died. I'm at this Fourth of July block party. I knew not one soul there. Matter fact I was on the bus and I saw 2 milfs carrying food and balloons. Niggas can't turn down ass and chicken. The block party they went to was popping. I pulled up like "Cousinn" and grabbed me a plate. The girl serving food was dumb cute and my game was on point. She told me she had to go inside for ice and I insisted to help. Were inside her crib when she takes me to her room. We start making out for a bit before someone comes up the stairs. It's her boyfriend. I run to the closet and hide. The block party popping and he probably came in momentary to grab something. The closet got ridges so I'm spectating through the cracks to see the hold up. Homie was catching some soul snatching neck.I'm watching salty as fuck. That should be my balls slap boxing her tonsils. By the looks of it they might end up doing the nasty. I can tell her nigga was a bitch. Homie was eating pussy with his ass in the air. Baby girl dropped a mud pie in his face. Niggas love sundress season till they get hit with mud slap word to Pokรฉmon. Shorty Boyfriend passed out at the end of the bed. He got hit win a mean shit grenade and was unconscious. Whole room smell like a NYC subway. She comes to me like what are we gonna do. We? Is it even legal to take a shit on someone? Nigga woke up and mopped me. I got sauced off the earth like in smash bros and your health over 200. I'm waiting to respaswn. I never finished my chicken. You Can't trust these hoes.
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Beautiful, Doge, and Dogs: Dogs aren't allowed on the NYC subway unless they're in a carrier... so this happened Donc n <p><a href="http://thomassanders.com/post/154483139558/geniusorinsanity-cryoverkiltmilk" class="tumblr_blog">thatsthat24</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geniusorinsanity.tumblr.com/post/152598811278">geniusorinsanity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cryoverkiltmilk.tumblr.com/post/152598037914">cryoverkiltmilk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com/post/152558884818">thefingerfuckingfemalefury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexysuni.tumblr.com/post/152557309628">sexysuni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com/post/152557275698">thefingerfuckingfemalefury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>โ€œI AM THE BAG DOGE</p> <p>GUARDIAN OF THIS BAGโ€<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>That person must have a really strong upper body to carry that doge</p> </blockquote> <p>Right?</p> <p>Gonna lift this whole doggo &lt;3<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>A bag is just a hug that takes you places. (:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="558" data-orig-width="503" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ebbf997f8a99aaeee0d029b1e394712/tumblr_inline_ofywf0qKKa1rqncxh_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ebbf997f8a99aaeee0d029b1e394712/tumblr_inline_ofzb9gVAfz1qk6tva_540.jpg" data-orig-height="558" data-orig-width="503" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ebbf997f8a99aaeee0d029b1e394712/tumblr_inline_ofywf0qKKa1rqncxh_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/adeb507ca432b64e5fc57f47bedd1c20/tumblr_inline_ofywf0EVJS1rqncxh_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4968a736830e5e01eb386ad9c5e7f56/tumblr_inline_ofzb9gQBiV1qk6tva_540.jpg" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/adeb507ca432b64e5fc57f47bedd1c20/tumblr_inline_ofywf0EVJS1rqncxh_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/890b70358c330fe694a5c48c500c04ac/tumblr_inline_ofywf2YxO41rqncxh_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb9388a3cda1c13fe06e16b2afced2c3/tumblr_inline_ofzb9hsvxX1qk6tva_540.jpg" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/890b70358c330fe694a5c48c500c04ac/tumblr_inline_ofywf2YxO41rqncxh_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="355" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313db16f3944476fb30ff2fa1bd27b77/tumblr_inline_ofywf4EI6A1rqncxh_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b17db61c872a2c4974b5eafec6f3b4b/tumblr_inline_ofzb9h4dCj1qk6tva_540.jpg" data-orig-height="355" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313db16f3944476fb30ff2fa1bd27b77/tumblr_inline_ofywf4EI6A1rqncxh_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d35b0a9f7fb53381d578c45d50312c73/tumblr_inline_ofywf8WECV1rqncxh_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b1c56def946a5a8b0a321fbeba105d2/tumblr_inline_ofzb9h8w5Z1qk6tva_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d35b0a9f7fb53381d578c45d50312c73/tumblr_inline_ofywf8WECV1rqncxh_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>this is the most beautiful fucking thing Iโ€™ve ever seen</p> </blockquote> <p>A delightful turn of events</p> </blockquote> <h2>Quiero ver al dueรฑo de un mastรญn</h2>
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Beautiful, Doge, and Dogs: Dogs aren't allowed on the NYC subway unless they're in a carrier... so this happened Donc n <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geniusorinsanity.tumblr.com/post/152598811278">geniusorinsanity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cryoverkiltmilk.tumblr.com/post/152598037914">cryoverkiltmilk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com/post/152558884818">thefingerfuckingfemalefury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexysuni.tumblr.com/post/152557309628">sexysuni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com/post/152557275698">thefingerfuckingfemalefury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>โ€œI AM THE BAG DOGE</p> <p>GUARDIAN OF THIS BAGโ€<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>That person must have a really strong upper body to carry that doge</p> </blockquote> <p>Right?</p> <p>Gonna lift this whole doggo &lt;3<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>A bag is just a hug that takes you places. (:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="558" data-orig-width="503" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ebbf997f8a99aaeee0d029b1e394712/tumblr_inline_ofywf0qKKa1rqncxh_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ebbf997f8a99aaeee0d029b1e394712/tumblr_inline_ofzb9gVAfz1qk6tva_540.jpg" data-orig-height="558" data-orig-width="503" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ebbf997f8a99aaeee0d029b1e394712/tumblr_inline_ofywf0qKKa1rqncxh_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/adeb507ca432b64e5fc57f47bedd1c20/tumblr_inline_ofywf0EVJS1rqncxh_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4968a736830e5e01eb386ad9c5e7f56/tumblr_inline_ofzb9gQBiV1qk6tva_540.jpg" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/adeb507ca432b64e5fc57f47bedd1c20/tumblr_inline_ofywf0EVJS1rqncxh_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/890b70358c330fe694a5c48c500c04ac/tumblr_inline_ofywf2YxO41rqncxh_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb9388a3cda1c13fe06e16b2afced2c3/tumblr_inline_ofzb9hsvxX1qk6tva_540.jpg" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/890b70358c330fe694a5c48c500c04ac/tumblr_inline_ofywf2YxO41rqncxh_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="355" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313db16f3944476fb30ff2fa1bd27b77/tumblr_inline_ofywf4EI6A1rqncxh_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b17db61c872a2c4974b5eafec6f3b4b/tumblr_inline_ofzb9h4dCj1qk6tva_540.jpg" data-orig-height="355" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313db16f3944476fb30ff2fa1bd27b77/tumblr_inline_ofywf4EI6A1rqncxh_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d35b0a9f7fb53381d578c45d50312c73/tumblr_inline_ofywf8WECV1rqncxh_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b1c56def946a5a8b0a321fbeba105d2/tumblr_inline_ofzb9h8w5Z1qk6tva_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d35b0a9f7fb53381d578c45d50312c73/tumblr_inline_ofywf8WECV1rqncxh_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>this is the most beautiful fucking thing Iโ€™ve ever seen</p> </blockquote>
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