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Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view), couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause from knowing cast members l think this is the most hilarious thing eutsticstevonnie the storybook font is what does it for me deemey Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow. Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: "Spitting is for quitters." This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day Sex at Disneyland
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Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides (such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause From knowing cast members. DISNEYLAND FACT fuckin-georg: deerney: autisticstevonnie: thatdisneyworldblog: I think this is the most hilarious thing the storybook font is what does it for me Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story. So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow. Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water. Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: “Spitting is for quitters.” This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could. And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day. SPITTING IS FOR QUITTERS
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Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause rom knowing cast members. thatdisneyworldblog l think this is the most hilarious thing autisticstevonnie the storybook font is what does it for deerney Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water. Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: Spitting is for quitters. This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they cou And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day 225,723 notes Sep 21st, 2018 The Happiest Place on Earth
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Anaconda, Fire, and The Worst: able. T% last t ship, she was or fire. A blackened hull sinking beneath the waves We had a deal, Jack contracted you to deliver cargo on my behalf, you chose to liberate it People aren't cargo, mate Andhyou incurred a heavy debt to raise her up again, didn't you? Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl (via) Jack Sparrow just got way cooler. BABE Yo, this is why Norrington said he's the worst pirate I've ever heard of" and then Jack followed it up with, "But you have heard of me." Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right He freed exactly 100 people, that's why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:Jack Sparrow Just Got Way Cooler

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Anaconda, Dumb, and Fire: arkable. The last I saw of that ship, she was on fire. A blackened inking beneath the waves. We had a deal, Jack. I contracted you hml to deliver cargo on my behalf. You chose to liberate it People arent cargo, mate mimilestrange grey-gryphon theballadofmrs lovett gojira-king-of-the-kaiju apiarys chantingl prequel prequel preQUEL PREQUEL PREQUEL So Capt Jack got his Pirate brand for liberating slaves. Yes I want this story told. This is why his soul is worth 100 souls. Because he saved 100 slaves. The Black Pearl has its name for a reason. It's a slave unning shigp Actually, that's not quite correct. The reason the Black Pearl has it's name is because it bumt down. The original name of the ship carrying slaves was called the Wicked Wench. Jack Sparrow captained this ship during the time he worked with the East India Trading Co. After refusing to haul slaves, he was arrested and personally branded with a P by Lord Cutler Beckett. Then, as punishment, was chained to his own ship while t was it aflame and left to die. However, as he was dying, he made a pact with Davy Jones to bring both himsel and his ship back for thirteen years in exchange for 100 sous. In doing this Davy Jones made it the fastest and most dangerous ship in existence besides the Dutchman, of course). So the reason the Pearl is black is not because it carried slaves, but because Jack Sparrow gave his life to save them. Why do they keep making dumb movies Ske the Fountain of Youth when they could make a great Captain Jack backstory movie HOLY SHIT NEED PREQUEL MOVIE NOW Souroe batwayneand Pirates
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Back to the Future, Batman, and Future: DARK SIDE OFDIMENSION Bengona Selama Liburan? ini Rekomendasi Film untuk Kamu Tonton Maraton 1. Resident Evil 1-6. Resident Evil menceritakan tentang Alice dalam perjuangannya melawan Umbrella Corporation yang penuh konspirasi. Total durasi dari enam film ini hampir 10 jam, tapi kalian tidak akan bosan sebab film ini dipenuhi adegan seru dan menegangkan melawan zombie. 2. The Dark Knight Trilogy. The Dark Knight Trilogy adalah 3 film arahan sutradara tenar Christopher Nolan yang bercerita mengenai kehidupan Batman. Trilogi Batman berdurasi 7,5 jam ini dianggap oleh banyak orang sebagai yang terbaik dari semua film Batman yang pernah dibuat 3. Pirates of The Carribean 1-5. Petualangan kapten Jack Sparrow dalam film ini sangat menarik untuk ditonton secara marathon. Adegan-adegan seru dan latar belakang era bajak laut akan membuat kamu terpaku di layar selama lebih dari 13 jam. 4. Back to The Future. Trilogi fiksi ilmiah ini bercerita soal mesin waktu dan dampaknya jika disalahgunakan. Ketiga film ini sangat populer era 80-90an. Tidak ada salahnya untuk mencoba marathon selama kurang lebih 6 jam dengan film fiksi ilmiah yang kocak ini. 5. Indiana Jones 1-4. Kisah petualangan dalam mencari artefak-artefak kuno dalam film Indiana Jones bisa membuat kalian duduk manis selama kurang lebih 8 jam sekaligus belajar sejarah 6. The Matrix Trilogy. Film fiksi ilmiah ini memang agak sulit dipahami seluruhnya, namun tetap saja film ini mampu membuat penonton terpesona dengan special effect-nya. Durasi 7 jam rasanya akan terasa sebentar dengan film trilogi ini. 7. Star Wars. Star Wars boleh dibilang sebagai salah satu film paling populer di dunia. Berlatar belakang politik dan peperangan di luar angkasa, Star Wars telah memperoleh penghasilan yang fantastis. Hingga 2017 telah ada 8 film yang dibuat, jadi siapkan stamina jika ingin marathon Star Wars. 8. The Fast and The Furious 1-8 Film action kelas berat ini semakin lama justru semakin ditunggu kelanjutan ceritanya. Tidak heran jika hingga 2017 sudah dibuat 8 film. Bintang-bintang action kelas wahid akan memompa adrenalin kamu seharian. 9. Mission Impossible. 10. Harry Potter 1-8. Sumber: https:-hype.idntimes.com

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