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mandatalks: locatescape: ask-link-the-hylian-champion: theinfiknight: memeseverdie: bidfox: rnother-hen: neener-nina: deltadragoon: vikinglibertarian: zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyagevisuelle: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don鈥檛 know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It鈥檚 also very expensive鈥osting about 锟16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars). or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k鈥檜hul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus. The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon.聽It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers. It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza. This planet is really just so amazing guys wow. Patrickmelon The taste of this melon will always surprise you. I鈥檓 fucking done with this site This is the evermelon. If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon. OH GOD I haven鈥檛 seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!? ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I鈥檓 ebony black 聽(that鈥檚 how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don鈥檛 know what dat is get da hell out of here!). Nothing will ever be better than the last one HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps- Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily. : mandatalks: locatescape: ask-link-the-hylian-champion: theinfiknight: memeseverdie: bidfox: rnother-hen: neener-nina: deltadragoon: vikinglibertarian: zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyagevisuelle: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don鈥檛 know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It鈥檚 also very expensive鈥osting about 锟16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars). or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k鈥檜hul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus. The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon.聽It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers. It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza. This planet is really just so amazing guys wow. Patrickmelon The taste of this melon will always surprise you. I鈥檓 fucking done with this site This is the evermelon. If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon. OH GOD I haven鈥檛 seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!? ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I鈥檓 ebony black 聽(that鈥檚 how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don鈥檛 know what dat is get da hell out of here!). Nothing will ever be better than the last one HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps- Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.
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locatescape: ask-link-the-hylian-champion: theinfiknight: memeseverdie: bidfox: rnother-hen: neener-nina: deltadragoon: vikinglibertarian: zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyagevisuelle: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don鈥檛 know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It鈥檚 also very expensive鈥osting about 锟16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars). or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k鈥檜hul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus. The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon.聽It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers. It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza. This planet is really just so amazing guys wow. Patrickmelon The taste of this melon will always surprise you. I鈥檓 fucking done with this site This is the evermelon. If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon. OH GOD I haven鈥檛 seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!? ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I鈥檓 ebony black 聽(that鈥檚 how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don鈥檛 know what dat is get da hell out of here!). Nothing will ever be better than the last one HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps- Hadtodoittoemelon: locatescape: ask-link-the-hylian-champion: theinfiknight: memeseverdie: bidfox: rnother-hen: neener-nina: deltadragoon: vikinglibertarian: zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyagevisuelle: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don鈥檛 know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It鈥檚 also very expensive鈥osting about 锟16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars). or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k鈥檜hul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus. The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon.聽It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers. It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza. This planet is really just so amazing guys wow. Patrickmelon The taste of this melon will always surprise you. I鈥檓 fucking done with this site This is the evermelon. If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon. OH GOD I haven鈥檛 seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!? ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I鈥檓 ebony black 聽(that鈥檚 how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don鈥檛 know what dat is get da hell out of here!). Nothing will ever be better than the last one HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps- Hadtodoittoemelon
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buttsoclock: fakehistory: Alan Turing creates the famous 鈥淭uring Test鈥 (1950) As someone who works for an online chat customer service department, we get questions like this a lot. Or, more frequently, we get people trolling us because they just assume we鈥檙e computers and want to see how the聽鈥淎I鈥 will react to certain questions/comments. My favorite was:Customer: HelloMe: Hi, [customer name]! How can I help you?Customer: I鈥檓 having trouble with my product.Me: I鈥檓 sorry to hear that. I鈥檇 be happy to help. Can you please describe the problem you鈥檙e having?Customer: It鈥檚 you. You are the problem. I鈥檓 breaking up with you.Me: But鈥hat about the kids?Customer: oops i didn鈥檛 think you were real bye *ends chat*: Jessica: Welcome to AT&T Chat. How may we help you today? Me: are you real Jessica: Hi! My name is Jessica. How can I help? Jessica: Nice to meet you, sure I'm a real person) Me: owo Jessica: UwU buttsoclock: fakehistory: Alan Turing creates the famous 鈥淭uring Test鈥 (1950) As someone who works for an online chat customer service department, we get questions like this a lot. Or, more frequently, we get people trolling us because they just assume we鈥檙e computers and want to see how the聽鈥淎I鈥 will react to certain questions/comments. My favorite was:Customer: HelloMe: Hi, [customer name]! How can I help you?Customer: I鈥檓 having trouble with my product.Me: I鈥檓 sorry to hear that. I鈥檇 be happy to help. Can you please describe the problem you鈥檙e having?Customer: It鈥檚 you. You are the problem. I鈥檓 breaking up with you.Me: But鈥hat about the kids?Customer: oops i didn鈥檛 think you were real bye *ends chat*

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lol-coaster: 鈥淗i, my name is Prya. I became vegan about a year ago. It started with food but pretty quickly I wanted to use only cruelty free beauty and fashion products. But that was a bit more challenging.Things like finding a new perfume (most famous perfumes are tested on animals) or a warm sweater without wool were, and still are, not easy. But the more I started searching I stumbled upon some great brands that believe cruelty free is the way to go.I decided to post the products I use and the ones on my wishlist here. But not only my favorites, I would also like to know and feature your favorite cruelty free products! 鈥 https://crueltyfreeproducts.store/ : Isa AMAZINGLy EASY WILDLY RECIPES EVERY 5the it WEEK ISA CHANDRA MOSKOWITZ Coauthor af the bestseller PESANOHICON iSalud! VEGAN MEXIC EDDIE GRRIR COOKBOOK 150 MOUTHWATERING RECIPES FROM TAMALES TO CHURROS -AMERICAS- TEST KITCHEN VEGAN FOR EVERYBODY Foolproof Plant-Based Recipes for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and In-Between A great read for vegans and aspiring vegans." RUSSELL SIMMONS MAIN STREET VEGAN Everything You Need to Know to Eat Healthfully and Live Compassionately in the Real World VICTORIA MORAN bestselling author of Creating a Charned Life WITH ADAIR MORAN lol-coaster: 鈥淗i, my name is Prya. I became vegan about a year ago. It started with food but pretty quickly I wanted to use only cruelty free beauty and fashion products. But that was a bit more challenging.Things like finding a new perfume (most famous perfumes are tested on animals) or a warm sweater without wool were, and still are, not easy. But the more I started searching I stumbled upon some great brands that believe cruelty free is the way to go.I decided to post the products I use and the ones on my wishlist here. But not only my favorites, I would also like to know and feature your favorite cruelty free products! 鈥 https://crueltyfreeproducts.store/

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221biotchplease: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is 鈥滿r. Blue Sky鈥 by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won鈥檛 hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I鈥檓 Jared I鈥檓 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I鈥檓 just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I鈥檓 not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE鈥橰E BREAKING FREE SAIL I鈥檓 Squidward So I鈥檓 sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? 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Peace ( 汀~ 蜏蕱 汀掳) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke BEAUTY : 221biotchplease: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is 鈥滿r. Blue Sky鈥 by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won鈥檛 hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I鈥檓 Jared I鈥檓 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I鈥檓 just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I鈥檓 not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE鈥橰E BREAKING FREE SAIL I鈥檓 Squidward So I鈥檓 sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? (breaking skateboard) Actually, Megan (I can鈥檛 sit anywhere) No off topic questions (Chris Christie) What the fuck, Richard Drop it like it鈥檚 hot (its just luke) Bored as shiiiiii Liberian accent (plasma globe) New haircut (Parker Kit Hill) Summertime sadness (chicken) More like hurricane TORTILLA I got an a-bor-tion All Around the World (TheJasminator) When there鈥檚 a cutie next to you at a red light Snake licks lollipop Accept yourself, love yourself Be whatever you wanna be Don鈥檛 touch Zac鈥檚 music (LENARR) Whoever threw that paper, your mom鈥檚 a ho Can I please get a waffle? Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars) Ebony Jenkins (shut up!) Kevin, watch the light dude Horse meditation A聽girl a dream a clothing hanger Is that a weed? (911 microwave) Helium balloons (floating car) Fireplace fairy I鈥檓 your freestyle dance teacher I can鈥檛 believe you鈥檝e done this Which way the Quiznos is Impossible paper toss shot Hemtube (dancing with cat) I nurture my skin (Shaq) Why are you running Happy birthday? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom) Farkle falling Fuck you (soda machine) Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke) Take On Me And now my sock is wet (water gun) All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala When there鈥檚 too much drama at school Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub What鈥檚 your name? (ouija board) Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids) Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven) Girl scared of convertible car Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats) Would you like the spider on your hand? Shopping cart crash We actually have the chip reader now I鈥橫 A GIRAFFE Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti) I HOPE IT鈥橲 HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( 汀~ 蜏蕱 汀掳) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke BEAUTY
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