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non-suspiciousname: libertarirynn: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: huumesateenvarjo: ruinedchildhood: 💯 This post is fennophobic Stop slandering our precious licorice! Black licorice is awesome so long as it isn’t that salty shit. Are you insulting my salty licorice? Yes. I’ve had salty black licorice before and it’s basically just a large chunk of salt you suck on. It’s good for all of 2-3 seconds before I have to spit it out. And don’t even get me started on black licorice soda. Licorice Soda is icky, but salty black licorice is the perfect snack. I guess I just prefer my sodium intake to come from the tears of my enemies……or that other salty liquid. Once I got an international snack box from like Sweden or something with salted licorice and that shit was the spawn of the devil. It was in my mouth for about three seconds before every part of my body rejected it. You Northern European folks are on some shit. What the fuck is salted licorice Exactly what it sounds like: black licorice caked in salt. it’s a popular treat in Sweden.: non-suspiciousname: libertarirynn: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: huumesateenvarjo: ruinedchildhood: 💯 This post is fennophobic Stop slandering our precious licorice! Black licorice is awesome so long as it isn’t that salty shit. Are you insulting my salty licorice? Yes. I’ve had salty black licorice before and it’s basically just a large chunk of salt you suck on. It’s good for all of 2-3 seconds before I have to spit it out. And don’t even get me started on black licorice soda. Licorice Soda is icky, but salty black licorice is the perfect snack. I guess I just prefer my sodium intake to come from the tears of my enemies……or that other salty liquid. Once I got an international snack box from like Sweden or something with salted licorice and that shit was the spawn of the devil. It was in my mouth for about three seconds before every part of my body rejected it. You Northern European folks are on some shit. What the fuck is salted licorice Exactly what it sounds like: black licorice caked in salt. it’s a popular treat in Sweden.
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unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: huumesateenvarjo: ruinedchildhood: 💯 This post is fennophobic Stop slandering our precious licorice! Black licorice is awesome so long as it isn’t that salty shit. Are you insulting my salty licorice? Yes. I’ve had salty black licorice before and it’s basically just a large chunk of salt you suck on. It’s good for all of 2-3 seconds before I have to spit it out. And don’t even get me started on black licorice soda. Licorice Soda is icky, but salty black licorice is the perfect snack. I guess I just prefer my sodium intake to come from the tears of my enemies……or that other salty liquid. Once I got an international snack box from like Sweden or something with salted licorice and that shit was the spawn of the devil. It was in my mouth for about three seconds before every part of my body rejected it. You Northern European folks are on some shit.: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: huumesateenvarjo: ruinedchildhood: 💯 This post is fennophobic Stop slandering our precious licorice! Black licorice is awesome so long as it isn’t that salty shit. Are you insulting my salty licorice? Yes. I’ve had salty black licorice before and it’s basically just a large chunk of salt you suck on. It’s good for all of 2-3 seconds before I have to spit it out. And don’t even get me started on black licorice soda. Licorice Soda is icky, but salty black licorice is the perfect snack. I guess I just prefer my sodium intake to come from the tears of my enemies……or that other salty liquid. Once I got an international snack box from like Sweden or something with salted licorice and that shit was the spawn of the devil. It was in my mouth for about three seconds before every part of my body rejected it. You Northern European folks are on some shit.
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transpidermen: transpidermen: hi this is so funny to me literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all…  : A life-changing date I was out to eat with a cute guy at a diner. He suggested we share a milkshake, which seemed romantic except, for me, milkshakes were stomach assassins. I didn't know why, so I had simply avoided them. Now, though, I was confronted with my digestive nemesis. "I can't drink them," I confessed. "They make me feel awful "Maybe you're lactose intolerant," he said. He slid a small white packet across the table. "Try this." I glanced at the Lactaid label and looked at him to make sure he took a tablet first. After seeing it was safe, I opened the packet and placed the tablet in my mouth. Half an hour later, the milkshake was gone, and my stomach had no complaints. I bought a box and have had a pleasant journey through countless dairy escapades since. As for the guy? We've been married 10 years now. See less Feedback transpidermen: transpidermen: hi this is so funny to me literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all… 

transpidermen: transpidermen: hi this is so funny to me literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill afte...

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takineko: lastsonlost: lastsonlost: nalintant:Here’s my view of the ‘I made it better (so it’ll fit my political pov)’The thing that’s going on. Rude nothing, it’s narcissism and douchebaggery on a whole nother level.I take my art deadly serious. Growing up I was always the creative kid but I was never a good talker. Somewhere along the way I just started drawing and through it I found a voice more clear than the one I was born with.Shit like this is like trying to put words in my mouth or dictate what I should think and feel and that shit just don’t sit with me.NO ONE TELLS ME HOW TO SPEAK MY HEART! @kyojinshin It’s also art theft technically Not even technically it straight up is. Same with those stupid “I’m going to trace some existing art but make the subject fat and/or POC aren’t I original please write a BuzzFeed article about me” works: UNPOPULAR OPINIONJ TIME Look! I MADE IT BETTER POLITICAL View ASIDE... AS AN ARTIST, I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT IT'S REALM RUDE TO EDIT OTHERS ART WITH OUT THEIR PERMISSION C BUT IT NEED TO BE PC! GO COMMISSION THE APTIST THENI takineko: lastsonlost: lastsonlost: nalintant:Here’s my view of the ‘I made it better (so it’ll fit my political pov)’The thing that’s going on. Rude nothing, it’s narcissism and douchebaggery on a whole nother level.I take my art deadly serious. Growing up I was always the creative kid but I was never a good talker. Somewhere along the way I just started drawing and through it I found a voice more clear than the one I was born with.Shit like this is like trying to put words in my mouth or dictate what I should think and feel and that shit just don’t sit with me.NO ONE TELLS ME HOW TO SPEAK MY HEART! @kyojinshin It’s also art theft technically Not even technically it straight up is. Same with those stupid “I’m going to trace some existing art but make the subject fat and/or POC aren’t I original please write a BuzzFeed article about me” works
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