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Crime, Eminem, and Facts: Eminem's childhood bully D'Angelo Bailey sued Eminem for $1 million. The judge wrote a rap to deliver the verdict. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com ultrafacts: The name of the judge was Deborah Servitto, and this is the actual court ruling. Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash So he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash. Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain Because Eminem used his name in vain. Eminem says Bailey used to throw him around Beat him up in the john, shoved his face in the ground. Eminem contends that his rap is protected By the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment. Eminem maintains that the story is true And that Bailey beat him black and blue. In the alternative he states that the story is phony And a reasonable person would think it’s baloney. The court must always balance the rights Of a defendant and one placed in a false light. If the plaintiff presents no question of fact To dismiss is the only acceptable act. If the language used is anything but pleasin’ It must be highly objectionable to a person of reason. Even if objectionable and causing offense Self-help is the first line of defense. Yet when Bailey actually spoke to the press What do you think he didn’t address? Those false-light charges that so disturbed Prompted from Bailey not a single word. So highly objectionable, it could not be Bailey was happy to hear his name on a CD. Bailey also admitted he was a bully in youth Which makes what Marshall said substantial truth. This doctrine is a defense well known And renders Bailey’s case substantially blown. The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact They’re an exaggeration of a childish act. Any reasonable person could clearly see That the lyrics could only be hyperbole. It is therefore this court’s ultimate position That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition. Source Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

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Bad, Bitch, and Children: In Case of "B" Break Glass My daughter is currently pulling a D- in math. This is her phone <p><a href="http://turand0t.tumblr.com/post/119808131032/proudblackconservative-winnieportleyrind" class="tumblr_blog">turand0t</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/119807905234/winnieportleyrind-tastefullyoffensive-photo" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://winnieportleyrind.tumblr.com/post/119142280339/tastefullyoffensive-photo" class="tumblr_blog">winnieportleyrind</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/116350223409/photo-by-fistfullofcookies" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(photo by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/FistFullofCookies">fistfullofcookies</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>this is such a shitty thing to do though??<br/><br/>As a person whose father shut off the internet when I was failing math, despite my pleas, depression, and dyscalculia, I can guarantee this is a #1 way to get your kid to hate you. <br/><br/>Help your kid, don’t punish them!! They have a D- for a reason. Do they need help with their homework? Do they not understand the materials?? Fucking talk to them. <br/><br/>Get them a tutor if they need it, talk to the teachers, talk to your kids!!!!!!!! Find out what’s wrong!!!!!!!!<br/><br/>Don’t take away an important contact/comfort item that they may need on a daily basis just because of a bad grade. </p></blockquote> <p>Oh for the love of Odin’s left nut. Why does Tumblr call literally every disciplinary action child abuse? Cell phones are not essential you big baby. <br/>Her parents likely paid for that phone and have every right to take it away if she isn’t meeting their standard. And you have no idea whether they talked to her not based on this picture. This may come as a shock to you, but some children are little shits and don’t care about doing well in school or behaving well in general until you give them a real wake-up call. I watch kids for a living and I have seen the face of evil. The reason kids and young adults in our society are so damn self-centered and awful is because everybody is too scared to parent because people like you throw bitch fits about it.</p></blockquote> <p>For the love of Odin’s left nut.</p></blockquote> <p>I never take the Lord&rsquo;s name in vain, so I like to get creative with my swears. Nordic gods are a favorite of mine.</p><p>&ldquo;By Thor&rsquo;s hammer.&rdquo;<br/>&ldquo;For the love of Loki&rsquo;s bastard horse baby&rdquo;</p>
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