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Children, Christmas, and Hungry: ton team Speakin ill you mind. My rancene ercise are rth Pale fastest flier North Pa FROM THEDESK O anta ILlaug Dear Francene, December 1, 2014 Christmas is my favorite time of year. My eives and I, along with the reindeer and Mrs. Claus, have been preparing every day. We are working hard on toys for children just fike you who are on the nice fist this year. Will you be on my nice list? From today, there are only 25 days until Christmas! I heard from a few of my eives that you have been sharing your favorite toy with your little sister. All of us here at the North Pole are very proud of you! We also heard that you have had trouble sleeping in your own bed for the past few weeks. How about you give it another go tonight, okay? you have been working very hard and if you keep up the good work, my team and I will bring you a surprise on Christmas morning. Speaking of surprises, my eives tell me you want a new baby doll for Christmas. What will you name her? You can write me a letter any time telling me if you change your mind. My address is fisted on the card in your letter Francene, as I write you this letter from the Claus Office, the reindeer are flying in the exercise arena, preparing for the big night. Rudolph, the reindeer with the red nose, is our fastest flier this year. The elves are busy making toys in the workshops all around our North Pole. They will work 23 hours a day from here until Christmas to make sure all the toys and gifts are ready to go on Christmas Eve. Make sure you get to bed earfy on Christmas Eve so I can come down your chimney before sunrise. Be good for your Mommy and Daddy so you can check "nice" every day on your naughty or nice calendar. Ho HO HO and Merry Christmas Be good, antau Ps. I sent some magic snacks for the reindeer Could you please leave them out on Christmas Eve? The reindeer get hungry after such a long flight. Thank you! meme-mage: Personalized letters from Santa  http://www.letters-from-santa.org/

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Apparently, Chill, and Reggie: File: 138666223302 (11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) G I | | Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752 So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share > Where l work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night > Was reading up on crows because fuck it, interested > Apparently they're smart as shit > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated > A wild idea appears > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever l can > Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows > They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my shit >Tree crows throw nuts and try to shit on me all the time (i dodge bird shit like I dodge wrenches now) > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's > I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe > Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out > I've created a great war between two formerly friendly nations World War Crow comm > I am fueling it with french fries ences Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845 Replies: 22520559326 > Both nations now jockeying for position near my work. > Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me > After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm > I expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing > I walk out from the covered entry way and look up > All across the trees surrounding my > I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries) > I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. > All hell breaks loose > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown > No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) building are crows. More than there have ever been before Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960 > I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other. > Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right > Sit in awe of what I've created > Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins > Only grassbros left > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no fucks > I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me > I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow > Cashiers face > I order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros
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Apparently, Bad, and Beautiful: KeSha's Story Is Sadder Than You Ever Thought Possible homesick09: revoult: emerald-city-or-bust: fishwrappedblog: We know that Ke$ha has been in rehab for the past few weeks for an eating disorder, and we know that Ke$ha’s issues started when her team criticized her weight, but what we didn’t know was just how bad things were. Thankfully, Ke$ha’s mom, Pebe Sebert, is around to tell all kinds of truth about the situation, and this latest truth she told is probably the saddest, scariest truth of all:I’ve watched my beautiful, self-confident, brilliant daughter be berated and ridiculed for her looks and weight to the point that she almost died. The doctors told me her blood pressure and sodium levels were so low, they’d never seen it that low except with someone who’d had a heart attack or stroke. They said it was a miracle she hadn’t already dropped dead on stage.”And another sad story:One time on a conference call, Sonenberg [Ke$ha’s former manager] was screaming, ‘You need to lose weight! I don’t care what you do … take drugs, not eat, stick your finger down your throat!’ Ke$ha was just weeping. She drove around afterward thinking about killing herself.”How can people be so awful? If this guy really did tell Ke$ha to do drugs to lose weight and/or “stick your finger down your throat,” then what kind of person is he? It’s one thing to dislike a person’s choice of clothing — what’s up, everybody — but it’s a whole different ballgame to tell someone to disregard her health because she’s maybe a few pounds too heavy for your personal taste. That’s absolutely disgusting.One more thing from Ke$ha’s mom:At this point, she doesn’t care if she ever makes a record again. She just wants to be healthy and happy.You do whatever you need to, Ke$ha, and we’ll love you regardless. Forget the douchebags. Stay awesome. Read more: http://www.fishwrapper.com/Follow us: @fishwrapped on Twitter I don’t really care for her music, but goodness that’s terrible. i like ke$ha man, like her music is catchy and to other people it might not be “good music” but at least you can bop to it god damn, she’s apparently really smart and she has a good personality in interviews plus she’s not even fat or ugly what even???? I’m crying.
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