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Blade, Police, and Tumblr: 437.2 ENT scifiseries: 1980ish: Blade Runner concept art by Syd Mead, police ‘spinner’ interior

scifiseries: 1980ish: Blade Runner concept art by Syd Mead, police ‘spinner’ interior

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Being Alone, Beer, and Crying: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do yo think they notice (Nah 443 systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film.  Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?” He also drank literally all of their beer and mead.  All of it.  All.  Of.  It.  To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it. Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW. Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous.  Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.

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Being Alone, Beer, and Crying: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do yo think they notice (Nah 443 systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film.  Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?” He also drank literally all of their beer and mead.  All of it.  All.  Of.  It.  To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it. Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW. Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous.  Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.

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Cars, Memes, and Throwback Thursday: PFC Preston smiling while being led into a patrol car Throwback Thursday w- @zulufucxs On February 17, 1974, at 2 A.M. an Army PFC named Robert K. Preston lost his fucking mind and stole a U.S. Army Bell UH-1 helicopter from Fort Meade, Maryland and flew that motherfucker to damn Washington, D.C. YouHaveLostYourFuckingMindHardcharger OhHellFuckingNo OhIsThatRight WeJustWannaStealFuckingHelicopters GoodToFuckingGo Once he got to D.C. he yanked and banked his happy ass on over to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and hovered for six minutes over the White House. Let me say that shit one more time with some stank on it. HE HOVERED OVER THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE FOR SIX MINUTES YouGotSomeFuckingBallsOnYouKid WhoTheFuckWereHisNCOsTho After he was done smokin’ and fuckin’ jokin’ over the White House he descended on the south lawn, about 100 yards from the fucking West Wing DontMindMe LegHanginOutThePhantom No one could believe anyone would be that fucking stupid or crazy so there was no initial attempt from the Executive Protective Service to light his helicopter the fuck up so he took off and this time was chased by two Maryland State Police helicopters. Preston gorilla pimped one of the police helicopters out of the sky by maneuvering his helo like it was a fuckin’ 87 Monte Carlo on fuckin 22s TwentyTwinTwinNiiigguuhhhh and then returned to the White House. This time, as he hovered above the south grounds, the Executive Protective Service lit his ass up with shottys and sub machine guns. DamnSon ThatYoAssBoi Preston caught a little bit of that work but it didn’t really faze him and he finally landed the helo. When they took the young homie Preston into custody he said he was heated because they didn't let him continue training to fly helos so he had to show out. Pilots get mad pussy and Preston was trying to get on that level so he wanted to prove he had enough skill to earn his wings. OkIseeYouPreston GoodInitiativeBadJudgement He spent 1 year in prison, got fined $2400, received a general discharge and was awarded triple OG status for being the most belligerent fucking PFC in the history of the Army. OAF TBT ZeroFucks OAFNation
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Detroit, Money, and Phone: THE PLAYBOY LAND YACHT you're looking at the great american dream machine-a wonder home on wheels that even drives itself THE OLD CHUCK BERRY SONG No Money Down told about a fantasy Cadillac with a bed in the back, phone. TV, shortAt rightis the brain box of our motor home wave radio and other optional extras; but the machine Chuck sang about couldn't touch what's pictured here and on the following pages. The land yacht we commissioned Detroit designer Syd Mead to create is a six-wheel wonder vehicle that combines many of today's mechanical innovations with some space-age technology that you can expect to be incorporated into tomorrow's assembly-line mobile homes. Not only does it contain almost all the amen. ities you would ordinarily leave behind when embarking on an extended trip, or just out for a day's cruise, it can also drive itsell-via électronic sensors-while you and a companion relax in the yacht's luxurious from It includes rodar-activated sensors for remote-control cruising, trip lapes with recorded tips on throughway exits, etc., a phone hookup with the rest of the vehicle, dials for adjusting the tire pressure and two zoom-lensed TV cameras, with infrared flters, to monitor the road fore and aft. XR <p><a href="http://scifiseries.tumblr.com/post/154079503069/playboy-land-yacht-concept-1975-syd-mead" class="tumblr_blog">scifiseries</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Playboy “Land Yacht” concept, 1975, Syd Mead</p></blockquote>

scifiseries: Playboy “Land Yacht” concept, 1975, Syd Mead

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