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Christmas, Dad, and Drinking: Judy Brown I've done something ingenious to wind up my Dad (which is basically my favourite holiday pastime). It begins ike this Judy Brown Some of you out there may recall that in 2016 Iplayed an excellent Christmas prank on my long-suffering Dad. It worked a treat. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h Replying to @mcjude Last year I decided to play the long game & didn't tamper with the confectionary: spooked by the year before, he would not touch a single Ferrero Rocher (which was great because he usually inhales them at 750mph) so there were Ferreros aplenty for the rest of us. I bided my Judy Brown @mcjude 7h And so, yesterday, home for Christmas and with the devil at my elbow, I embarked on my most audacious sprout prank yet. Judy Brown @mcjude-7h While he was out I dipped the sprouts in chocolate, rolled them in chopped hazelnuts, and did all I could to replicate the iconic Ferrerro. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h l re-wrapped and (this is crucial) re- sealed the box with its original tape and a tiny dab of glue. Then secreted it amongst a bag of tasty gifts from my Aunt and retired to watch from afar Judy Brown @mcjude 7h Last night he viewed them with suspiciorn when they came out the bag... but I was out all day, how could I have tampered with them? He abstained and they sat in the kitchen all night. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h This bright Christmas morning we were gathered round the tree, drinking tea and opening presents. Dad eyed the box. He quite likes a post-brekkie Ferrero. He approached. I hovered in the kitchen, careful not to spook him. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h And Lo! He opened. He EXAMINED. He unwrapped. He examined FURTHER Fears allayed, he popped the whole thing in his mouth. His face played a symphony of emotions: satisfaction, triumph, realisation, horror, disgust. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h I am still chuckling. I will all day long.I know his retribution will be swift and terrible, but no Christmas gift could be greater than this: seeing my Dad, despite his efforts to avoid it, unwittingly eat a raw sprout. Merry Christmas, one and all 9193 t457 9644 72,816 notes Playing the Long Game

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Christmas, Dad, and Dude: Uch re Me M a ainst the MR and won e jwst beuse it OPFENDS you what is the wond Comig ? you cawt fof dl jdlu ISTM SALE HERE Um ใ„ve MERRY qsy-complains-a-lot: dollsahoy: nirtonic: lordofdarkshadows: chocolatesprinklesroyale: cannibalcoalition: leebradford: Flashbacks from The War.ย  Iโ€™m reblogging this because I just saw someone use the wordย โ€˜globalistโ€™ in the comments, so it looks like Iโ€™m pissing off the right people.ย  It isnโ€™t a war on Christmas if youโ€™re still allowed to celebrate it. Just remember that your religion isnโ€™t the only one celebrating a holiday. I think the war is on saying merry Christmas as there are some people that want to do away with the word, including replacing Christmas vacation with holiday break, merry Christmas with Happy Holidays and so on. thereโ€™s even an ad that pops up, once in a while, on youtube that covers this. . There is no war dude. Christianity is not the only religion with a holiday at this time of the year. Christians are not the only people on the us. There is no harm in folks taking a step back from this christian hyperfocus, litterally 0 harm. My Dad, living in an intensely Christian area, would say Happy Holidays, and when people would protest, heโ€™d gleefully say โ€œWhat about New Year?โ€ to point out that even Christians celebrate multiple holidays this time of year. Weโ€™ve been saying Happy Holidays for decades in France just to cover Christmas and the New Year, so as far as Iโ€™m concerned this is a complete non-issue.

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