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Ass, Crazy, and Fucking: Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea: things I've picked up on that are pretty tumblr are BIG eyes with a ton of eyelashes, sparkles in eyes, and everyone has painted black/purple nails I don't know why Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea: Tumblr Art Style TM -Heavily blushed noses. Like, red noses. -Colourful band-aids all over the body -Body hair drawn in little stick lines -some sort of pride flag being worn -if it's a white character, the character might be "racebent" and made into a POC -winking -Trans men are drawn with huge breasts and pronounced curves, trans women are drawn very muscular with typically masculine features a shirt that says some sort of political statement Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea Steven universe style, bright neon colors Agaisnt dull greyish colors or too pastel to see anything, bright red giant nose, circle eyes half closed with greasy purple eye lids, ambiguous shade of brown, ""non binary", overly detailed hands, no concept of anatomy, try to make it ugly as to fight what "evil straight cis het white men" find attractive, ""pride flags absolutely everywhere. uwu-doughboy said to spill-the-gender-tea: So a tumblr art style is basically kind of simple with too much detail on a specific part or two (ie. body hair real thick, mouths that look like prolapsed anuses, the like) spill-the-gender-tea: Anonymous said to Heres a few things for the "tumblr art" thing, Tons of body hair Almost always have a "soft boy uwu" vibe to them. Crazy colored, short hair. Normally very cartoony, with over-exagerated 'ugly features Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea: one thing ive noticed about the tumblr art styles is that they usually have big noses followed by a tilted smile Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea: Tumblr art style: Red-ass noses, very round heads, no defined calves, no joints, giant fucking hair Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea: Tumblr art styles almost always consist of overweight, dark skinned (even if the character in question is white) people. A lot of the times they have vitiligo (which is extremely rare) and don't forget to make it look like a racial stereotype because Tumblr finds that progressive! xe ΧίR. @Spill-The-Gender-Tea spill-the-gender-tea:I decided to draw a picture according to tumblr’s art style.
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Beard, Click, and Confidence: emotion & body language body language: emotion Shiiting,1idgeting,grinning,L1Cking 11PS anticipation rubbing hands together slack-jawed, fixed gaze, unable to move awe clapping hands, shaking with laughter amusement slapping thighs, throwing head back biting smile back furrowed/lowered brow, flushed face, pointing ander or table, clenched fist/jaw, baring teeth throbbing veins in neck, scowling glaring, eye rolling, pressed lips, sighing annoyance fidgeting, sweating, playing with jewelry quickened breath, dry mouth/swallowing anxiety biting nails, stuttering, biting lip yawning, fridgeting, doodling, tapping feet boredom or shaking leg, playing with pen/pencil/hair lifted chin, head high, puffed chest, back straight, shoulders back, deliberate movement confidence tilted head, furrowed brow, shrugging, squinting confusion lifted chin, smirk, sneer, purse lips contempt emotion & body language body language: emotion twisted lips, twisted smile, half smile, shaking head, rolling eyes cynical one shoulder shrug, playing with hair/ring necklace/earring/earlobe, scratching face/ nose/neck, shuffling, fidgeting, looking down deceptive hesitation in speech, nodding while saying no shaking head while saving ves, licking lips covering/touching mouth crossed arms, hands hidden, keeping object or person between self and percieved threat defensive winking, touching hair or clothing, eye contact, looking up through lashes, arching des1ire dilated pupils, stretching wide-eyed (shocked), narrow-eyed (suspicious) raised brows (shocked),low brow (suspicious), crinkled nose, curled lip, turning away clenched eyes, covering mouth/nose, flinch disqust frown, creased brows, crossed arms, pressed lips, narrowed eyes displeasure fidgeting, rubbing/scratching neck, wide-eyed distress plaving with iewelry, rapid-breathing, fixing sleeves, holding self, trembling blush, stuttering, stammering, unable to embarrassment make eye contact, covering face, holding self, blinking back tears, looking down or at lights rubbing eyes/temples, yawning, staring off slouching, closing eyes, moving slow fatique emotion & body language body language: emotion shrinking back, wide-eyed, hunched shoulders, flinching, shaking/trembling, holding self fear shaking head, pinching bridge of nose frustrationrubing temples, clenching hands grinding/clenching teeth shaking with sobs, staring off, trembling, shuddered breaths, gasping sobs, curling in on self, lashing out/hitting things grief smile, laugh, hum, whistle, dancing, jumping hugging, giggling, crinkled eyes happiness eye contact, open posture, smiling, looking honesty upwards tapping feet, shaking leg, taping fingers impatience twirling pen, nodding quickly, checking time sighing, looking away crossed arms, sneer, narrowed eyes, sour expression, tight 1ips jealousy hands clenched or gripping something overwhelmed wide-eyed, missing time/conversations, palms to forehead, staring off talking fast, leaning forward, nodding, raised brows, wide-eyed, eager, double handed passionate handshake smiling, nudging, teasing, poking, winking goading, giggling, laughing playful emotion & body language body language: emotion head back, parted 1ips, eyes wide or closed, flushing, quick breath/pulse, arch neck/back pleasure chin up, back straight, shoulders back, chest out, firm handshake, open/spread posture pride biting lip, pressed lips, crossed arms dragging feet, pinching bridge of nose reluctance slouched posture, holding self, hesitant, sadness quivering, crying, sobbing, shaking, tremblling tight smile, hiding hands in pockets/crossed arms, looking down/away, covering face secretiveness bury face in hands, looking down/away slumped posture, pressed lips, straight mouth, wet eyes shame eyebrows raised, mouth open, gasp, hands over mouth, freezing, stepping back/away shock dropping objects in hand (s) avoiding eye contact, looking away/down blushing, bending head, keeping distance shyness stepping away, holding self smirk, one raised eyebrow, corners of mouth twitch upwards smugnesS narrowed eyes, furrowed/creased brow, frown tight lips, pressed lips, glance sideways watchful agaze closed eyes, staring off, stroking/touching thoughtfullness neck or jewelry, pinching bridge of nose stroke face/beard, rest chin on hand theonlysaylor: A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions.  As always, click for HD.
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Be Like, Fucking, and Jealous: coupdefoudreylo So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind or stared at him like Lady Macbeth, and he nodded like "I know what I'm about maam. So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said HE'S THE ONE, HE'S MY WIFEI So said "yeah sure why not, and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other and every now and then Macbeth would say "T'm the luckiest man on Earth and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like BABE I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read Macbeth before, so...all this lovey dovey.. I don't know if have the heart to tell them the truth coupdefoudreylo Update: Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a fe students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth's, and me .Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I'm starting to suspect he's read ahead in the play. Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle. Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they're already married. . Macbeth's girlfriend is in the class with them and is "totally not jealous or .Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he .Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the lovely lords. Lady anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time fucking rocked Act V scene I Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don't call him by his proper titte. Macbeth
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Be Like, Fucking, and Jealous: coupdefoudreylo So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind or stared at him like Lady Macbeth, and he nodded like "I know what I'm about maam. So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said HE'S THE ONE, HE'S MY WIFEI So said "yeah sure why not, and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other and every now and then Macbeth would say "T'm the luckiest man on Earth and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like BABE I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read Macbeth before, so...all this lovey dovey.. I don't know if have the heart to tell them the truth coupdefoudreylo Update: Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a fe students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth's, and me .Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I'm starting to suspect he's read ahead in the play. Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle. Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they're already married. . Macbeth's girlfriend is in the class with them and is "totally not jealous or .Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he .Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the lovely lords. Lady anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time fucking rocked Act V scene I Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don't call him by his proper titte. Macbeth
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Be Like, Disney, and Family: geniusorinsanity tumbl Follow xerem lotrfansaredorcs One overlooked thing that really sets the Lord of the Rings films apart from other franchises is how earnest they are Most movies are so afraid of being "cheesy" that whenever they say something like "friendship is the most powerful force in the world" they quickly undercut it with a joke to show We Don't Really Believe That!;) Even Disney films nowadays have the characters mock their own movie's tropes (if you start singing, I'm gonna throw up!") It's like winking at the camera: "See, audience? We know this is ridiculous! We're in on the joke!" But Lord of the Rings is just 12.5 hours of friendship and love being the most powerful forces in the world, played straight. Characters have conversations about how much their home and family and friends mean to them, how hope is eternal, how there is so much in the world that's worth living for.... and the film doesn't apologize for that. There's no winking at the audience about How Cheesy and Silly All This Is; it's just. Completely in earnest. And when Lord of the Rings does "lean on the fourth wall to talk about storytelling within the film, it's never to make jokes about How Ridiculous These Storytelling Tropes are (the way most films do).... but instead to talk about how valuable these stories can be. Like Sam's Speech at the end of the Two Towers the greatest stories are ones that give you something to believe in, give you hope, that help you see there are things in a bleak violent world that are worth living for nitrateglow Earnestness is so much cooler than all the hip cynicism in the world. You go LOTR lotrfansaredorcs LUIB loving and caring about things is in 2,759 notes Theres some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And the LOTR films are three of them.

Theres some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And the LOTR films are three of them.

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Be Like, Fucking, and Jealous: coupdefoudreylo: coupdefoudreylo So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When l asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like "Lady Macbeth," and he nodded like "I know what I'm about ma'am." So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said "HES THE ONE, HE'S MYWIFE! So l said "yeah sure why not," and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say "I'm the luckiest man on Earth" and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like "BABE! I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read'Macbeth' before, so... all this lovey dovey... I don't know if I have the heart to tell them the truth. Update: Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth's, and me Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I'm starting to suspect he's read ahead in the play. Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate. Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play,fails to see the irony in this Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle. Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they're already married. Macbeth's girlfriend is in the class with them and is "totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time" Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene l Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the "lovely lords. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don't call him by his proper title. Thats Shakespeare in love
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Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog. Reddit u/ohaivoltage @DrSmashlove So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe 🤗😂. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say “ILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the “Father Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like “Hey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha 😉. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. “GIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up 😍😂😂😂

So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and fo...

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Baseball, Dating, and Future: Dear future wife, it is okay to be strong and independent and be vulnerable at the same time. FB/IG:@Blackcitygirl So what if a man falls in love with what he does and gives to a woman?! How does THAT affect everyday life for you, a single woman busy dating yourself and paying your own bills, what men do is none of your business right? Wrong. You see a lot of women have become so independent that when MEN offer to GIVE and DO for them they dismiss their offers, as if all men have an ulterior motive. For instance in the work place, she'll be carrying something heavy and he'll ask "do you need help?" she'll quickly say "no I'm fine" or he'll offer to open the door and she'll say "hey I can open my own doors" what this translates to him is "STAY AWAY FROM ME" whereas in your mind you're just showing how capable you are as a woman. Add to the fact sometimes you're tired and stressed and have on your screw face 😡I'm totally guilty of this btw so a few weeks ago no word of a lie, I decided to do an experiment, every time a guy offered to help I showed him a smile and instead of snapping I said "yeah sure thanks" let me tell you ladies the results have been ASTOUNDING in one month 1. I was carrying like 5 grocery bags on my way home, wearing no make up and a baseball cap and it was raining and a guy asked if I needed help w- my bags, normally I'd roll my eyes and think "he just thirsty" but I accepted and once he'd dropped off my bags he said "I've never done this before" 2. I got into an argument in a cheap hardware store over my headphones and a random guy intervened on my behalf, normally I'd have "given him the side eye" but I smiled and said thank you and he bought me a new pair of headphones 3. After smiling and getting into a convo with an older man one lunchtime, mid way through our convo he asked "what do you wanna eat I'll get you" I was floored!!! None of the guys above asked for my number! Nope there was no cleavage bearing "wink wink" sexually suggestive behavior, this was straight me being a warm and friendly version of myself. As strong and educated as you maybe it pays to be VULNERABLE in the presence of men. You may not need help and that man may not be your future husband but being open to men giving and doing for you starts in your SINGLE SEASON. Blackcitygirl

So what if a man falls in love with what he does and gives to a woman?! How does THAT affect everyday life for you, a single woman busy dati...

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