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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: 50% COOL WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light. 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser! 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 16. I will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 22. Nah, bongs are wrong 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps 25.I don't think so, l'm 33. That's a death "roach." No. 41. Lay off,I isten to the law. ay o 47. You're domb if you do "dank." m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial 13/10 choose 20 and 29!

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80s, Gif, and Growing Up: did you know? didyouknowblog.com You can't sink in quicksand. While it's easy to get stuck in and hard to get out of, it's impossible to sink because it acts as a fluid twice as heavy as water, and you aren't dense enough to go under. It liquifies the more you disturb it, sco as long as you don't panic, you'll only sink to about half your body length Photo Credit: imgbuddy didyouknowblog.com therapybegins: shadowkat678: iretrotech: imperialfistsspacemarine: mojave-red: absorbednebula: mojave-red: kompanie-mutter: keyhollow: perkachow: keyhollow: kokolokos: haywood-you-stop-that: ladyfabulous: did-you-kno: Let’s review. YEP. NOPE. Yuh huh. Nuh uh. Source Growing up in the 80s and early 90s really made quicksand a thing to be feared. Your only real danger from quicksand is getting stuck in a tidal area and drowning when the tide comes in the fear is back There’s also that dry quicksand shit What makes dry quicksand different? It dry idk why you used that Princess Bride gif when that’s clearly lightning sand These people don’t know the difference between Lightning Sand, Pea Sand, Pebble Sand, Drum Sand, Glass Sand, Moist Sand, Shadow Sand, Rice Sand, Fine Sand, Dusty Sand, Chipped Sand, Grit Sand, Crystal Sand, Glow Sand and Scrape Sand.   I’m not even going to try to pretend I know more than half of those Lightning Sand is actually sand that’s been struck by lightning and makes glass. Pea sand is sand that is not quite the size of peas but close. Happens mostly where sandstone cliffs get a lot of upward and sideways winds over thousands of years, breaks nodules off and rolls them into spheres. Pebble sand is irregular shaped grains about the size of pea sand. Drum sand is sand that actually vibrates when you either walk on it or the wind blows on it. The sand dune voice noises you hear are drum sand. Glass sand is sand made from glass fragments. Moist sand is sand that has water under it so you dig down and hit moist sand, it clumps. Shadow sand is sand that is black, usually made from lava flows that have been ground down to pumice. Rice sand is sand that has grains the size of rice grains. Fine sand is the sand you use for hourglasses and the like. Dusty sand is mostly dust with some fine grains, more or less powder. Chipped sand is sand that has chips of rock and other debris in it like sticks and bone. Grit sand is sand that is gritty enough to rub against itself and hear crunching. Crystal sand is sand that is made from quartz or other mineral crystals. Glow sand is yellow uranium sand, was used in Vaseline glass to make it yellow green. Called Vaseline glass because it has a look like it’s Vaseline. That’s the stuff I inhaled. Scrape Sand is sand is any sand being blown around fast enough to scrape paint or skin off something.  I live where there’s a lot of sand.  Reblog for all the various types of sand. You forgot the most deadly sand of all Gotta reblog again for that.
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Beard, Bless Up, and Cookies: u/mr oberts 16d i.redd.it My wife does wedding flowers and occasionally gets to make flower collars for dogs. Here is Donna helping out by modeling @DrSmashlove Today I have reached the high point of my career, bruv. No I did not get a promotion. Nor did I get a raise. Did my title change? Also no. Corner office? No ma’am (thankfully my office-view is pretty dope as it is and for that I am thankful 🤲). Head of a group? Nuh uh. Something sweeter. Something more valuable. Something nearer and dearer to my heart. Today, dear friends, when the food services people (who are the real MVPs) set up my business lunch in the conference center (chicken breasts, fingerling potatoes, Brussels sprouts, salad, rolls and cookies...side note...fingerling? LMAO. Who invented this word? It’s like the daintiest, most petite finger. “Alice has the most adorable hands. They’re not even fingers...they’re fingerlings 🤗.” But I got big hands so what that make me? “Smash got bear paws, bruv. He ain’t een got fingers, he got ‘Fingertons’” 😩 ok imma donkey lemme stop). So anyway when I get to the room and they had lunch set up...THEY ALREADY PUT THE TABASCO AND SRIRACHA OUT THERE FOR ME 😥. I was so happy I was damn near beaming. A lump formed in my throat and a single tear trickled down my low, shaped beard. No more walk of shame to the supplies closet where they hide the seasonings so some of our more Caucasoidally-inclined clients don’t sustain any inadvertent burns (caucasoids I love yall and I know some of u are bout that spicy lifestyle but some of u might damn near cough out a lung out if we keeping it 600 lol.) The staff had my back. They knew that these negotiations are tough when I attempt to choke down a completely unseasoned chicken breast, as my esophagus will sometimes reject food that hasn’t been bathed in at least two or three different hot sauces. Today’s negotiation went wonderfully. I felt like I was skipping about the room in a tutu lmao pause. Anyway I feel like it’s not much more for me to do out here, bruv. I always felt like an outsider in this corporate ting, but today...I still feel like an outsider 🤗 LMAO BUT THEY HAD MY BACK WITH THE HOT SAUCE AND IMMA REMEMBER THIS DAY FOREVER. NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF THE LITTLE WINS. MamaWeMadeIt BLESS UP 🤗😂😂😂

Today I have reached the high point of my career, bruv. No I did not get a promotion. Nor did I get a raise. Did my title change? Also no. C...

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Best Friend, Death Star, and Fucking: Unknon to Kenobi, he was also being rigorousy hunted red several Jedi in order to ind Kennhis whereakouts, and sparing no expense to do so. This would work to Vader's disadvantage, however thefeelofavideogame oloontherocks notanotherreylobl ebaconsandwichofre azumarikO l he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can't find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again i'd like to remind everyone again that it's literally canon that Vader can't step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere i dont li ke sand okay but what if everyone was like vader, kenobi's on tattooine he's obviously on tattooine. he's been there for years. he's just right fucking there, we all know it. and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they're magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like no i don't like that try again kenobi's just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn't need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND' and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino he's on tattooine, palpatine says nuh uh, vader says, and peers under a couch. they built the entire death star just to blow up tatooine cause vader refuses to go there <p><a href="http://scifiseries.tumblr.com/post/164304087765/kenobi-analysis" class="tumblr_blog">scifiseries</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Kenobi analysis</p></blockquote>
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Ass, Bad, and Barber: @lazyboy bout to pop these and call it a night 3 Here's a story from @t.e.r.o.m.e that no one saw - My hair was a mess. You could put your hand in that mf and it'll never come back type shit. So I hit up the barbershop in that bad neighbor cause that's where they got the freshest cuts. But turns out my barber was convicted of sex trafficking in the middle east. So now I had to find the right person to perform an exorcism on my head. The only barber near me was a GreatClips. Man why does every white barbershop start with an adjective and something involving cuts. SuperCuts. RadicalClips SuperbTrims Anyway it was my only option cause my head was in Last Stand. I pull up to the shop and open the door. All the white people turned their heads toward the door and frowned. "Howdy!" "Uh, hi?" "What can I do for ya?" "This is a barbershop right?" "Yessir." "THEN I NEED A FUCKING HAIRCUT YOU PASTY ASS NIGGA." "Will do sir. Have a seat." I plop down in the chair and stare straight ahead, avoiding the stares of other people. "How would you like it sir?" "Man I don't care whatchu do to it just cut it off." "You got it!" Just before I closed my eyes something hit the back of my head. "OW WHAT THE FUCK?!" I turn around and see my barber throwing the clippers at me from a distance. "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" "Im cutting your hair sir?" At this point I could care less. I sat there and ate them hits to my head for 10 minutes straight. When he was done I had a massive migraine and a sore scalp. I look at the barber and he's smiling. "How does it look?" he hands me the mirror and oh my God. No. Hell no. Nuh uh. Ain't no way. How tf- "What's wrong?" "BOOYYYY IF YOU DONT FIX MY SHIT IM WHOOPING EVERYBODY ASS." "Sir I'm confused what's wrong?" "WHAT'S WRONG? NIGGA I HAVE A BOWL CUT. A FUCKING BOWL CUT. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SHOOT UP SCHOOLS? HUH?" "I'm sorry sir what would you like me to do?" Nah it's too late. I calmly get out of my chair, walk out the front door, and open the trunk. "Sir you have to pay for that haircut." Oh im gonna pay. I reached into the trunk and pulled out Ol' Reliable.
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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: WAYS TO SAY NG TO WEED i. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26. was raised right, l won't light 2. anja is for goons, no thanks 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back offl 4 o thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 6 My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazerl 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, l'm as clean as a whistle Uhhh no thanks loser 33. That's a death "roach." No g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretinl i Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me i Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. injecting weed is for dummies 40. Nuh uh, respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law 1 will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men 18. Get a grip you sativa snorterl 43. l'd rather not die. Tokes kill 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking 20. I will use my taser on you. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21.What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life 47. You're dumb if you do "dank 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No wayl Hemp is horrible! 48. toners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nope Spliffs are for wimps! Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

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Dreads, Hellen Keller, and Huh: VE REVIVE REVIVE REVIVE REVIVE REVIVE REAMIL REM REVIVEREVIVE REVIVE VE REVIVE ENIVF REMMEVIVE REVIVE REVIVE REVIVE REVIVE REVIVE RE RE REVIVE PEVNE REVIVE REVIVE REN REVIVE REWE REA REMVF REVIVE REVIVE REVREMVE REVIVET REM REM REM REVIVE Old Story: - My teacher put the paper face down on my desk. Oh God. I slowly turn it over and my heart sinks. F. I think I speak for all black kids when I say this: My ass was bouta get toe up. I put the paper into my folder and contemplate moving to China, changing my name, and becoming a sex slave. I put these thought aside. Instead, dread and anxiety consumes me. What if my ass fall off? What if I die from the pain? I clench my cheeks all day. As we get on the bus ride home, I start silently crying. "You good my nigga?" I show my friend my test and he nods. We bow our heads in prayer. The bus stops and I get off and walk home. I unlock my front doot quietly. I slowly walk to my ro- "Where you going lil boy?" My mother, or what I actually saw, the Devil, was sitting on the living room couch. "I was just going to put my stuff down." "Nuh uh, lemme see that test first." I get the chills. I slowly open my backpack and pullout the piece of paper. I hand it to the Devil. She snatches it and glares at me. I bow my head in silence. "Boy what did I tell you?" "Momma I wa-" "I aint tell yo ass to talk back! How this happen huh?" I dont say anything. "So you aint got nothing to say?" "But you just-" "Shut the hell up! Go outside and get a switch." I look up. A switch. If there was a God, he was taking a nap. I was alone. I walk outside and pick my death weapon. I hand it to my mother. "Pull ya pants down." "But Momm-" "PULL YA PANTS DOWN" Ok Fogle damn. I pull my shorts down. I say one final prayer to God that he would have mercy on me. But like just like Hellen Keller, he wasnt hearing it. Im never failing Gym again.
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Blunts, Dumb, and Growing Up: WAY STO SAY NO TO WEED i. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 26. I was raised right, l won't light 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker Back off! 4. No thanks, I'm a good person 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool 6 My dad told me better, no way 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, m as clean as a whistle 8 Uhhh... no thanks loserl 33. That's a death "roach." No g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! t me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me 1 Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now 14.I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. njecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, lrespect the police 16. I will never do one toke. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law 17. Absolutely not, Ilove myself, 42. NO Blunts are for bad men 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 3. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking 20. l will use my taser on you 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21. What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life 22. Nah, bongs are wrong 47. You're dumb if you do "dank 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nopel Spliffs are for wimps! injecting weed is for dummies

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