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Allahu Akbar, Appalled, and Apple: SESAME STREET .org After a deeply profound conversation, Tyrone, realized that just because he had white palms, didn't mean he could stop picking the cotton. At first he thought Grover was crazy. But as Grover's lecture went on, Bert steadily came to realize that jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Bert pees in the bathtub and notices an alarming amount of blood. Kermit shows off the severed head of grover, in order to strike fear into the souls of americans Bert smirks as he hears the air raid sirens. Ernie's war had begun at last. "Shit, Ernie, don't snort it! I told you this is heroin! Haven't you seen Pulp Fiction? SESAME STREET Grover demonstrates how far the law requires him to stay away from sexy sexy children. Reinvented by juansanity2 for iFunny Ernie's attempts to build a drug empire are set back when he realises he's grown the wrong plant. "I know it's going to be funny as Hell, but you can't laugh when they open the casket and see their son is missing. They'll know it was us." Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha enough money for the abortion. Elmo and Maria make a swift getaway after burning down another shop in Baltimore The hickey on Ernie's neck and the condom still on his nose confirmed Bert's suspicions: Ernie was cheating. After the Count calls Ernie's mom a "two cent crack whore", Bert struggles to restrain him. COM Ernie shows Bert who the biggest fag in the room is. Ernie feels he is no longer attractive to Bert. Bert knows it's true but doesn't say anything. Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime. Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his rampage of serial murders on the air. TIE TIMES Joe RI Ernie eyes the article on Big Bird's untimely death and worries the cops may be on to him Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach. Bert plays with himself as he listens to Ernie's bathtub song Cookie Monster trips unbelievably hard on a cookie sized tab of LSD Ernie is shocked at the street price of crack these days APPLES SG Bert and Ernie undercut the current apple market value, forcing their competitors families into poverty As seen on EricAlper.com Elmo shouts at the phone, yelling to "blow the gooks to smithereens!" against the protests of his defense chief, who keeps trying to remind him that the war in Vietnam ended 40 years ago The other option is sellingthese little rocks Bert regrets cheaping out on the soundproofing in his sex dungeon when the screams of the Children inside keeps him awake at night. Ernie enjoys Bert's resistance as he fulfills his country girl rape fantasy. O o Ernie laughs as he tells the struggling, dying orphan, "I am the only one who cares about you" as he begins to penetrate her Bert and Ernie patiently wait in their attic as the Nazi's frantically search for them below. As Beaker tests Dr. Bunsen Honeydew s newly invented, fully functioning Rape Alarm, he is more than a little disquieted by the extremely strong signals it picks up. Dr. Honeydew chuckles to himself at Beaker's reaction, knowing full well that he won't be able to tell the cops what's about to happen to him "See the face in the glass Timmy? That's called a retard!" Grover pretends to not hear Mr. Johnson masturbating kids The whole neighborhood watches as Ernie viciously fucks Telly while taking a romantic bath together Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price of some of Oscar's roofies 10 SESAME STREET Ernie forgets sign language for,"I wallowed s my entire sperm collection, it has congealed in my thro at and I am choking to death." Bert reassures a frightened Ernie by telling him that jet fuel can't melt sweet dreams. Rosita coaxes another Suicide Hotline caller into pulling the trigger, beating Telly's record of 12 The fresh smell of semen awakes Bert When Ernie finishes his masterpiece "It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all. It's the erection l got from doing it." With the bombing all over the papers, Bert knew they had to watch their step. Ernie could never keep his mouth shut. He'd have to go At that moment, Ernie realized the furry lifestyle just wasn't for him. Unfortunately, this realization came several seconds after Big Bird had buried himself to the hilt in the fursuit's quick-access assflap. Ernie, disappointed with Bert's fellatio skills, forces him to practice on random objects in the house. Ernie gives Bert a crash-course in how to behead infidels the right way according to the Quran. BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH. After having been frozen for 60 years, Bert learns of Hitler's defeat and the fall of the Reich. As Bert turns his head, he realizes that the Viet Cong are about to ambush his patrol. The door locks behind them. Ernie begins throwing darts with expert precision at all 100 balloons in the room, relentlessly triggering Bert's PTSD and shattering his psyche beyond repair. Bert and Ernie work tirelessly to plant landmines under the sand SESANE STREET "As-Salaam-Alaikum, Bert!" says Ernie as he returns from his vacation, hanging out with his pals in Somalia. Ernie tells Bert that his non-aryan ginger nephew, cannot enter his home. As the second H flashes on the television, Bert and Ernie are amazed that the signal has finally come. They shout "Heil Hitler" when they realize their brothers of the Fourth Reich have infiltrated the mass media. Elmo hates what Elmo is about to do, but Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust. Cookie Monster tearfully informs his family the Gestapo officer ordered their immediate eviction and arranged transport to Auschwitz-Birkenau Bert and Ernie helps stage the Gleiwitz incident, giving Germany a pretext to invade Poland. Ernie and Bert are delighted when they discover that their plan to bring both Koreas to war might actually work Big Bird gets kidnapped by ISIS. SESAME STREET] Taking on a job at the morgue, Ernie has finally found a way to do good in the world If all those girls die as Virgins, they should at least not be buried as such Ernie exclaims loudly "Allahu Akbar!" as Bert banks towards the city's airspace. High on PCP, Cookie Monster lets out a blood-curdling battle cry as he catapults his body through 2 inches of solid brick SESAME STREET .org Kermit is baffled by this negro giving him his 3/5th of an opinion Bert and Ernie agree to drown their mentally retarded son, Bort Ernie learns the ups and downs of putting his dick in an ant hill. Ernie quickly realized that this was not milk that Bert had left out on the counter top. Ernie educates Bert about why the Japanese deserve a third nuclear bombing. As the facade of Auschwitz came into sight, the jew suddenly realized those weren't snowflakes he was catching on his tongue. Bert was not joking when he told Ernie he was going to "literally hit him with a fucking piano if he woke him up for some menial bullshit one more time". Bert is appalled by Ernie's plan to have a Make-A-Wish child sneak coke on set for them. Bert Was notimpressed by Ernie's proposed cover forgetting the goods out of Colombia Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...
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