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AldenRants 19-50 @peyton.atthedisco asked me to rant about recliners! DOn't GEt ME STarted! HERE I THOUGHT ROCKING CHAIRS WERE WILD ENOUGH BUT NOOOOPE HERE COME FUCKIN RECLINERS ACTING LIKE THEY INNOVATED LYING DOWN FOR US LIKE YEAHHHH IDK, RECLINERS, SORRY, I DONT EVEN THINK I CAN REALLY USE YOUR PRODUCT TO FALL INTO A TRANQUIL STATE OF MIND NECESSARY TO DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT WHENEVER I PULL THAT LEVER ON THE CHAIR OF WHAT COULD ONLY BE CONSIDERED THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST TRANSFORMER IDEA, I END UP FEELING LIKE I'M CAREENING MYSELF OFF THE BACK OF THAT VEGAN MECHANICAL BULL FASTER THAN YZMA COULD SAY "WROOOOOOONGGG LEEEEVEEERRRrrrrrrrrr!": maemuldez gh-hai didnt-c-u-there tennantbutt "Enchanted River Phillipines "NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM' Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called "enchanted" because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many peoplo, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has beon successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear. They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic," the perfect place to hide a body Two types of people nteresting AldenRants 19-50 @peyton.atthedisco asked me to rant about recliners! DOn't GEt ME STarted! HERE I THOUGHT ROCKING CHAIRS WERE WILD ENOUGH BUT NOOOOPE HERE COME FUCKIN RECLINERS ACTING LIKE THEY INNOVATED LYING DOWN FOR US LIKE YEAHHHH IDK, RECLINERS, SORRY, I DONT EVEN THINK I CAN REALLY USE YOUR PRODUCT TO FALL INTO A TRANQUIL STATE OF MIND NECESSARY TO DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT WHENEVER I PULL THAT LEVER ON THE CHAIR OF WHAT COULD ONLY BE CONSIDERED THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST TRANSFORMER IDEA, I END UP FEELING LIKE I'M CAREENING MYSELF OFF THE BACK OF THAT VEGAN MECHANICAL BULL FASTER THAN YZMA COULD SAY "WROOOOOOONGGG LEEEEVEEERRRrrrrrrrrr!"
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He's my best friend.. he's my best friend!! Yeahhhh... he's my best friend! HE tells me 456778 a day that HE LOVES ME. He reminds me of my purpose when I'm weak. He pushes me when I'm doubtful. He makes me feel safe and secure. This man is the HIGH in my noon, the JELLY in my bean, the HOP in my scotch, the FORTUNE in my cookie, the GRAND in my canyon, the BEES in my knees, the ZIG in my zag, the ROCK in my roll, the FOX in my trot, the POW in my wow, the GEE in my whiz, POP in my tart, the PEANUT to my butter, the STAR to my burst, the FRUIT to my loop! He's the LOVE of my LIFE!! @pastorpothier LOVE YOU, HONOR YOU and RESPECT YOU forever and ever... Your Girl!!! I had fun with you today, boo! I love doing life with you!! realtalk realtalkkim love forever mcm mybae myboo bestfriend boomshakalaka marriage peace happiness happilyeverafter MyFavorite HeLovesMe YallSeeHisSkinnyJeans WeFinallyFoundHimSomeSortOf 😝 LoveMeSomeHim: He's my best friend.. he's my best friend!! Yeahhhh... he's my best friend! HE tells me 456778 a day that HE LOVES ME. He reminds me of my purpose when I'm weak. He pushes me when I'm doubtful. He makes me feel safe and secure. This man is the HIGH in my noon, the JELLY in my bean, the HOP in my scotch, the FORTUNE in my cookie, the GRAND in my canyon, the BEES in my knees, the ZIG in my zag, the ROCK in my roll, the FOX in my trot, the POW in my wow, the GEE in my whiz, POP in my tart, the PEANUT to my butter, the STAR to my burst, the FRUIT to my loop! He's the LOVE of my LIFE!! @pastorpothier LOVE YOU, HONOR YOU and RESPECT YOU forever and ever... Your Girl!!! I had fun with you today, boo! I love doing life with you!! realtalk realtalkkim love forever mcm mybae myboo bestfriend boomshakalaka marriage peace happiness happilyeverafter MyFavorite HeLovesMe YallSeeHisSkinnyJeans WeFinallyFoundHimSomeSortOf 😝 LoveMeSomeHim

He's my best friend.. he's my best friend!! Yeahhhh... he's my best friend! HE tells me 456778 a day that HE LOVES ME. He reminds me of m...

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